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2015

28

Apr

Sarah Hyland Does Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Sarah Hyland went to the White House Correspondents dinner because she’s an important celebrity…up in the ranks of other celebs who were also in attendence…like Irina Shayk…someone who I don’t even think is American…but who may have a work Visa…thanks to buying one using some guy she prostituted herself to…not that a Russian spy distracting the country with her hotness is what this post is about…this post is about how Sarah Hyland is transitioning into Kim Kardashian…as KIm Kardashian is transitioning into a supporter of her stepfather who is not drunk, but rather transitioning to being a woman…like all great Olympic athletes do…

What I am trying to say is…why the fuck does Sarah Hyland look like Kim Kardashian…

That’s all I am trying to say…


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2015

20

Apr

Sarah Hyland Did Coachella Week 2 of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out…for the same reasons you probably masturbate to her…she’s looks like she’s 12, but is in her 20s…and that’s just fucking weird.

I assume she was fed “peter pan” hormones that gymnasts are fed, or that Disney stars are fed, to make investing in them worth it…or maybe she’s just a freak of celebrity kid nature…

The good thing about her is that she’s taking a cue from her TV mom Sofia Veragara…to sex things up a bit to get noticed…

The other good thing about her is that she’s gone out to Coachella this year, instead of filing restraining orders against her abusive boyfriends…

All these spoiled brats don’t know shit about real domestic abuse….and here she is at Coachella…

Here she is for some Yu Tsai Photoshoot because she looks amazing..

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2015

24

Mar

Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

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    Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters…

    First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter…

    Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”…

    Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out…

    On that note…I’m out…

    That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut..

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  • 2015

    10

    Feb

    Sarah Hyland for Galore of the Day

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    The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam…

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    2015

    02

    Feb

    Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland for Cosmo of the Day

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    Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be…

    Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball…

    That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani:

    And Here’s Sarah Hyland:

    Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them…

    1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man.
    2- I have never seen an episode of modern family.
    3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face
    4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that
    5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too.
    6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled
    7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.

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    2015

    23

    Jan

    Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

    Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

    She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

    The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

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    2015

    15

    Jan

    Sarah Hyland for Instagram of the Day

    Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice…

    That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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    2014

    01

    Dec

    Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

    Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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    2014

    24

    Nov

    Sarah Hyland Titties Grabbed for her 24 Birthday of the Day

    Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..

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    2014

    17

    Nov

    Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

    Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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    2014

    29

    Oct

    Sarah Hyland Fireman of the Day

    Sarah Hyland posted a couple of sleazy halloween pictures from the set of Modern Family, that I guess aren’t sleazy enough, considering she was pretty much raised by Sofia Vergara, the woman who put it out there so much in her 20s and 30s that it finally stuck, and she finally made it…

    I guess when you look at these pics of Sarah Hyland you’ve got to wonder why her boyfriend was beating up on her, the one she got a restraining order from, when he should have been capitalizing that she looks 12 – despite being 20 – by having sex with her…

    It’s like all you asshole women beaters don’t get that beating women is just stupid…when you can have sex with them – especially when they own costumes like this…

    That said, Halloween is coming – and so will you….and while you wait for that creepy ass creepy – here are A BUNCH OF Celebs Doing Halloween GO

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    2014

    20

    Oct

    Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Legs in a Wig of the Day

    Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party…

    Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit…

    I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face.

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    2014

    16

    Oct

    Sarah Hyland’s Tits on Set of the Day

    Remember when Sarah Hyland was getting restraining orders against her psycho ex boyfriend for beating up on her a few weeks ago?

    Well I guess she’s decided to move on with her life, and taunt his crazy ass with some tits…because here she is on set showing cleavage like Sofia Vergara taught her…because cleavage got Sofia Veragara everything she has and I guess if she has one lesson to teach her teen daughter from the show she slept her way onto, while the teen daughter’s bio parents are off on a yacht spending her hollywood money thanks to successful stage parenting…it’s that…and I know that I appreciate it…and I am pretty sure that you do too…

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    2014

    24

    Sep

    Sarah Hyland is Fun of the Day

    Sarah Hyland is fun…

    No, I’m not just saying that because she lets her boyfriend choke her out so bad she had to get a restraining order..some pyscho asshole pussy who beats up girls.. WHO’S PICTURES I HAVE POSTED BEFORE BEAUSE HE’S A PHOTOGRAPHER…..and no, I am not saying that because there was a series of vagina pictures claiming to be her on the internet…something that would really be impossible to prove, even for the most seasoned virgin loser…and no I am not saying that because she’s learned from Sofia Vergara who has taught her the plight of the girl with tits just trying to win emmys and no…I am not saying that because she looks 12….or maybe I am…

    Here’s some action for her restraining order photoshoot…showing tit…because that’s what Psycho ex boyfriends like seeing when they creep on their social media using fake accounts.

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    2014

    05

    Sep

    Sarah Hyland in a Bathing Suit of the Day

    Here’s a little Sarah Hyland not looking creepily young, like she normally does, demonstrating on an inflatable exactly how her mentor Sofia Vergara climbed the ranks of immigrant single mom, to rich and famous…with a little grinding her vag on whatever opened doors…

    I guess these teen stars are taught things on set that you don’t really learn in regular schools…

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