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2015

16

Jun

Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day

Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…

Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…

Her three reasons she was fed….are:

1- She’s used it her whole life?

I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.

2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…

I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…

Bullshit…

3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?

Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…

Ads would be far more interesting if she said:

My three reasons for doing this are:

1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….

Money.

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2015

15

Jun

Selena Gomez Getting Her Hair Done of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but the first thing I like to do on a Monday Morning, that isn’t even morning, but is to some of you on the west coast, assuming there are people even looking at this, is to watch some Disney Child Star Trash who has been fucked by bieber, who possibly has fake tits, getting her hair done, before turning into the fat Mexican you know she will become…as it happens with Every Mexican…and really every Filipino, Korean, and French Canadian….while American girls are fat from birth…

So take this in as you do your own hair, or like me, don’t do your hair at all, because the extent of your hygiene is spraying air freshner on your sweat pants either you or your dog pissed on…

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2015

11

Jun

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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Selena Gomez has cleavage we can assume Bieber has cum all over…if he’s not the poofter Usher makes us believe he may be….you know that “fucked my way to the top” was based on him…starting as a bottom…now he’s cum here…yes…Selena Gomez and her new chunk tits make me think of Bieber…I am Canadian..that is our culture…keep the Mexicans in the gardens and hotel rooms…not that there are Mexicans here other than me..and I’m not even that Mexican…but I did go to Cancun once..

Remember when people cared whether she got implants or not, like it fucking mattered…and if she did, this is a total misuse of them…as cleavage selfie needs less clothes…she’s a business, she has fans, she’s got noise to make, and this isn’t cutting it…maybe in the 90s…when girls wore turtle necks this would work.. when cleavage was exciting….but today..this generation..if there is no nipples, it don’t matter…it’s not political enough..it’s just “what the fuck is the point of this boring ass pic”….

So let me post it…on my boring ass site…

All this to say…where is the ass…

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2015

09

Jun

Selena Gomez Instagram Shower of the Day

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All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot…

Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement…

That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit..

So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore…

Here’s the whore…

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2015

05

Jun

Selena Gomez Near the Breaking Point of the Day

So Selena Gomez apparently wrote this status….

I know for a fact, mainly due to her uneducated, high school drop out, education, that she didn’t in fact write this, but rather, her team of publicists and probably well paid, Ivy League educated staff put it together for her, to help her position herself in the market…

To assume that Selena has any depth whatsoever, would be to assume any vapid puppet thrown into the industry and blinded by cash and horrible stage parents are anything more than puppets…and to date, not one child star who has been whored out by their parents has really done anything substantial…and have really just self destructed from the inside…whether they are rich for life, still working or just broken drug addicts or not..

So knowing that Selena didn’t write this cry for help, or cry for attention, or lie that she’s positioning as bieng THE TRUTH…go fuck yourself…THE TRUTH…is unfortunately, not really her at breaking point, about to jump, yet just another angle to monetize…THE TRUTH….

Sometimes I get frustrated when I hear lies about who I am. The Internet is meant to keep you “updated” but it just takes old news and freezes it like it’s now. You have watched me in pain and I’ve owned up to it through my music and actions. I grew up with you. I am beyond excited to show you the next chapter, the TRUTH. I’ve been keeping so many secrets… I’m reborn in every moment so who knows what I’ll become.. As long as I’m happy with me

The above is her drunk and singing bullshit…

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2015

04

Jun

Selena Gomez Bloated Face with her Friends of the Day

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Here’s some Disney Starlet making fun of vocal lessons in her spare time, with a girl I assume is her assistant, because they live in some insular shitty world, and this is their life….

You know being a media whore puppet with a hired staff who are riding her coat tails all while being fun around because the whole thing is ridiculous….making jokes that only someone who has vocal lessons would find fun…when the general public just can’t relate or see the humor in this…because it’s a hollywood activity for people who don’t have enough talent to no need vocal lessons…but who can fill seats…because they are Selena Gomez…probably a TM of Disney…with it’s bloated Bieber fucking face…

That said, the friend she humilated acting a fool is named Raquelle Stevens and I want to date her…

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2015

01

Jun

Selena Gomez Brings Out the Mexican of the Day

SELENA STRAW SUCKER

When you’re a total fucking pervert who gets very little from girls in your everyday life…whether it is because you made the mistake of getting married to your high school sweetheart, or married some girl you met on some online video game because you lack social skills, or married because you just couldn’t handle being alone so you went for the first thing that came your way…or you’re alone because you’re just a creeper who no one talks to…you can find sex in anything you look at…and the more desperate you get, the deeper you go down that dark road, the more things like a girl sucking a straw becomes erotic enough for you to lock yourself in the bathroom to jerk off to…even when the straw being sucked is by an overweight Mexican with too much make up on…who you figure looks like Selena Gomez…if you know who Selena Gomez is..which I assume most of you do…but that most normal people not absorbed in this bullshit don’t fucking care…and really shouldn’t…she’s done nothing of substance, and that’s that.

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

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2015

25

May

Selena GOmez Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I remember when trashy hoochie girls used to go out to the club in their low rise jeans with their thongs over their hips…so that you could see tramp stamp and what I guess was called Whale Tail..in what was one of the weirder trends in the history of white trash / hispanic trash / what the fuck are you wearing…because as much as I love panties shoved up an ass and pussy…I just hated the kind of girl who would rock that look…the kind of girl who has evolved into the instagram model…you know not hot enough to be a real model, but slutty enough to get people to stare at them, but confusing those stares for being hot enough to be a real model, making them only affordable to rich dudes who can afford their hourly rate…of sugar baby…

All this to say, Selena Gomez, reminds me of that….in this futuristic 1998 club skank look…and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

22

May

Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

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Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal…

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2015

13

May

Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day

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This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job..

It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass..

It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad..

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2015

11

May

Selena Gomez Topless in Bed of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this instagram video of her having a hard time sleeping because we can assume that either the stress of being Selena Gomez and living a life of luxury pretty much on vacation all the time thanks to having a team of people doing everything including but not limited to wiping her ass with their mouth because it doesn’t chaff…

We can assume that she’s stessing out about nothing really, or maybe she’s just jacked on diet pills and stimulants to get her back into Disney Shape…

Who cares, she’s topless and in bed, and intimate and even private moment that she’s got make-up on for….because you wish you could be in bed with her…or at least jerking off to her while she sleeps because she’s a pervert…

Here she is with some mom erotica….yeah….sit on her lap…you naughty chubby thing….rocking your pimp hard…

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2015

06

May

Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

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Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5…

Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous….

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2015

04

May

Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy….

Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits…

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2015

29

Apr

Pudgy Selena Gomez Airport Porn of the Day

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Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

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2015

23

Apr

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

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