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2023

08

Aug

Selena Gomez Titty Lick of the Day

Selena Gomez still exists, she’s at some bar likely getting drunk in an attempt to relive her early 20 college years that she lost out on because she was too busy being cast in Barney, or some other industry shit that robbed her of a life, while giving her a life, only to tell her she’s bi-polar when she starts to question what was done to her, you know to gaslight her into thinking she’s crazy and not actually catching onto the fucked up shit she went through, while being sedated on meds….

You can tell she’s trying to relive the college years with the tits out and the girls licking on the big tits like girls at a frat party trying to get attention….only on a higher level since it’s Selena Gomez….

I prefer the storyline that these are two members of her organ-farm, not her ORGANIC FARM, but rather her ORGAN FARM, in the event that she needs another yes-man to buy some Kidneys off of, in the even they give out…

You know, let the members of the organ donor list hang with her, even feed them off the tit so they know that they’ve found a new home, a new mother, a new lover a new cult leader….worthy of their attention and organs if needed….

Either way, Selena Gomez and some tongues out, tits out, crying for attention despite being Selena Gomez is fun, mainly because her tits are massive…

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2023

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day


I feel so lied to. There was some weird scam that involved Selena Gomez pretending to quit social media because of some bullshit scandal over Justin Bieber’s fan, something that has been part of her marketing campaign since she first had sex with him when he was underage and she was over age, in some parts they call that grooming or sexual predator, but not in hollywood people, those kids just fuck adults and it’s fine.

What happened after her social media quit was she became the most followed person on isntagram again, because all the weirdos wanted to show her support.

I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure, that’s great for sales of her direct to consumer brand she’s trying to become a multi-billionaire with.

It’s all about the troll in this instgram we call life…

Anyway, despite having quit social media, the pudgy, now busty, Mexican dream because she has a terminal chronic illness, so a good candidate to K-Fed if you’re willing to put up with her fake mental health issues…better than working a day job if you ask me….

But despite being off social media, she’s here dancing some fucking Flamenco or Salsa or some other sexy latin thing lifing her dress up for all to see her belly, if you look past the ass….

It’s not as fat or dumpy as I’ve expected, maybe she’s been starving herself out in these dark times, or maybe they got her some different brain meds! WHO knows….

In other news, her tits are like a shelf…a totally distorted, weird perspective shelf….and that’s always fun in a world where you gotta go TITS first to get noticed….


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2023

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

No this isn’t the angry single mother who works as a school bus driver or as a crossing guard to pay the rent, you can tell by the eyelashes that she comes from money, even if she looks like she’s struggling…it’s some empowering natural look despite making tens of millions selling make up to insecure girls on the internet to NOT have the natural look. Explain that, you bare face SHAMER…who cries about being body shamed, when you’re fucking shaming people into buying beauty products like some kind of patriarchal man telling a woman she’s no enough without make-up….

Don’t let that receding hairline or bald spot throw you off, this isn’t menopause, but it could be a horomonal disaster thanks to the whole having LUPUS shit…YES, I gave it away, it is SELENA GOMEZ…the LUPUS always gives it away….

She has recently been going viral by pretending to be sad people body shame her, forgetting that she’s rich as shit off the people who body shame her, so maybe it comes with the fucking territory…

Any fat fuck knows when they go to family dinner, their grandma body shames them, saying “Oh aren’t you fat now”….so why the fuck wouldn’t the people of the internet you try to manipulate into feeling like they know you not do the same fucking thing when you get fat..

She whines about mental health, she deletes her social media, only to come back to make a new story, so that people keep talking about her, since she uses social media to sell beauty products to the same people she cries about body shaming her.

It’s all so fucking dumb, she’s not like us, she is designed to be shit on, or laughed at, and she is the one laughing last when she looks at her bank account, and if she isn’t then fuck her, she’s a waste of rich and fame…an unappreciate rich and famous…who hates herself and believes us normies when we hate on her too.

Anyway, she has a responsibility to look good, it’s part of her job, so not shaming her is letting her off easy, letting her scam lazy, and that’s unacceptable..

Like men who marry think chicks who turn fat, AT least her tits are bigger, but I am of the school of thought that is a pretty shitty trade off to have to deal with a miserable fuck who gives up and becomes fat, even if tits are great, fat girl aren’t really that great…

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2023

06

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

The unfortunate thing about the internet is that I know more shit than I’d want to know about things I really don’t care about….

For example, I know that Selena Gomez used to bang Justin Bieber, why would any of us care, we don’t…but maybe a few of you like the idea of seeing the two girls rub their cunts together…

Then, I also know that Selena Gomez has lupus, is slated to die prematurely, bloats up from the steroids, had CHEMO to off-set the LUPUS and is still here with us.

I also know she quit social media last week or two weeks ago because apparently Bieber’s wife has beef with her, or got the lame fans excited and created some divisive war that I doubt the JENNERS or Hailey Baldwin actually win, even if they are hotter than this pudgy thing, she’s the more famous one…

I would have assumed she quit social media because she looks like an obese woman working the Taco Stand after generations of selling tacos and dropping babies out of her womb along the way…

But no, she quit over girl drama that we’ll assume was fake girl drama….

Because the psychopath is back on Tiktok pushing her make-up brand, which is what the celebs do to become billionaires, and what Selena does to be a billionaire. Direct to consumer, mooch off the idiots of social media, have viral TikTok content, viral TikTok product, get richer than you already are.

It’s a hustle…one that generates more hype when you create fake drama like WWE shit, only to come back and get people talking about your big sloppy tits, or make-up, they line up to buy to show their support to help her from hurting more than she has to…

IT’s all marketing motherfuckers, clearly time wasted that could be better spent in the gym and not eating….

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Here are her big sloppies…

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2023

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Tits Hard Nips of the Day

Here’s some Selena Gomez rocking a face filter that’s doing her no real favors, in some pixelated picture that’s doing her no favors, since we all know that she gets gifted the latest tech, she’s Selena Gomez and there’s no excuse for a bad selfie, unless there’s no hope in her having a good selfie….

The only solid strategy she’s dropped is to go TIT forward, even if they are fat girl tits, fat girl tits are still tits, just gross, sloppy and a marketing hook to make them more tolerable, YET, still tit….

She looks like the dumpy girl who hates herself that works at the fast food counter….but SHE is Selena Gomez and better than that..same level of sadness, fatness, overall grossness…but HIGHER budget…and surrounded by more groupie fucks who are so enthralled with her celebrity that they want to get close to the celebrity and would be willing to marry the celebrity whether she had her legs amputated from diabetes or not, just hopefully they’ll let her keep the tits but even that’s not a dealbreaker for the real ambitious K-Feds out there.

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2023

15

Feb

Selena Gomez’s Big Sloppy Tit of the Day

I saw these pictures of Selena Gomez a few days ago and I found them disturbing, no so much because of the fat girl tits she’s showing off, I figure she’s either bought the foundation and allowed her fatness from her anti-depressants and bad habits give them some swoll..I’ll never hate on tits being used to market beauty products you know she makes million of dollars from thanks to the whole direct to consumer, SCAM YOUR FANS hustle…

Anyway, she’s using the TikTok hustle of selling more product, using the tits to get hits, but that FACE before the GLOW UP looks like it’s run through a death filter, which makes sense thanks to her whole dying of LUPUS, but not dead yet, chronic illness….

Fat girl tits though…

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2023

06

Jan

Selena Gomez Fat Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I figure Selena Gomez in a sheer tank top, or beater, showing off her nipples like girls did in the 90s, is worth looking at, because there will be a time when the chipmunk faced, pudgy, bloated, starlet sold to the industry at a young age, and thus now is medicated after her handlers diagnosed her crazy….will no longer be with us….

She has lupus, her kidney isn’t her, she’s on borrowed time and I figure you need to sexualize her before her chronic disease gets too advanced that you feel bad jerking off to her new big tits….you know like when you go to the palliative. ward to find some barely responsive, half dead pussy to have sex with in hopes you don’t get arrested or fired from your job as an orderly…..it’s not something you’re proud of and better to get down with it pre death…so here it is.

She’s also got a bunch of big girl with a muff gut, showing off her fat upper pussy in a bikini pictures going viral that you can see if you LICK HERE!!!!

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2023

04

Jan

Selena Gomez Bikinis on a Boat of the Day

This just in, Selena Gomez hasn’t died of LUPUS yet, she’s still coming through strong, maybe a little too strong, or at least bloated, probably from all the steroids, hard drinking, anti-psychotics, and wine…you know a girl who was sold to the industry’s gotta survive somehow….she’s gotta live through the nightmares of being forced to sit hard on Barney’s lap when it was illegal to be doing such things…not that that happened…but she learned how to fuck somewhere and based on the rumors I hear from Hollywood, it was likely not in a wholesome way like at PROM with her high school sweetheart….

She’s in a white bikini, her big girl tits filling it out, maybe even doing a little wet white bikini sheerness…and it’s ALMOST exciting…if you’re into chipmunk looking girls who are about 30 pounds overweight that have chronic illnesses that may kill them off so that you can be in line for their empire…like the guy who married Sarah Hyland who also has bootleg kidneys….only isn’t fat about it.

TO see the rest of the pics of her yachting with the Beckhams in a Throuple CLICK HERE

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2022

09

Nov

Possible Selena Public Urination Gomez of the Day

There’s a rumor that this is Crazy Girl Selena Gomez who is normalizing being a Crazy Girl with her being a Crazy Girl all jacked on meds, not realizing that is how they CONTROL people, you know tell them that they are crazy when they are throwing tantrums or feeling sad, and put them on mind numbing pills to keep them half retarded…..brilliant strategy especially when you have so much money invested in the puppet…

So the rumor is that this is from one of her nude leaks, LITERALLY….

FINALLY I got to PUN as someone who HATES puns….

I am sure I’ve posted it before, but can you really see it too often….a celebrity rich kid brat who is a puppet to the industry peeing in a cup…pretty fucking legendary….especially in an era where people get turned on by being or seeing girls pee like a bunch of grade schoolers playing “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”, you mentally stunted fucks!

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2022

14

Jun

Selena Gomez Busted Bikini Body of the Day

Selena Gomez has managed to create the worst possible bikini picture of social media of all time, which is a pretty big accomplishment since she’s an industry princess, an earner, someone with a huge amount of budget, access, and probably some pros on her team that are trained and experienced, even the best in what they do….yet this is what they captured.

Then you’ve got to factor in that she’s Selena Gomez, who is already so fucking famous, that she doesn’t ned to do this low hanging fruit bikini selfies like a girl who just tuned 18, just launched an OnlyFans, and is just trying to get an audience to their channel…..I mean this is Selena Gomez…why the clickbait…

Is it to show off the new big tits, is it to show off the kidney transplant scar, you know, LUPUS, I mean there are ways for her to go viral, with tits, and Kidney Scar that we’ll assume means she can’t get pregnant when you cum in her, and this ain’t one of them….but some pixelated Gomez titties from a distance with the sun is still worth a post, it’s Selena Gomez, regardless of how bad this shot is.

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