One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic…

Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club”

You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering.

But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture…

“when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains…

I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt.

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Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned…

“Guys I have Lupus”….

or

“Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”…

Or

“Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”…

Or

“I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted.

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Selena Gomez posted a bikini pic to celebrate 2016….in some tropical setting with some average looking dumpy girls because they make her feel prettier…girls we can assume are her hired staff because those are the only people excited to hang out with her…thanks to getting paid minimal money, while getting a taste of the celebrity life, or maybe I’m just being a hater, and these average looking girls are hot as fuck, I just have high standards, I’m a tough critic, and a pile of girls should be enough for me to get exited, but maybe I’m just distracted by Selena’s fat thighs as she sucks in her belly…with her bandeau top being held up by her little implants she pretends she didn’t get, because Lupus Chemotherapy….is a better approach to her medical leaves…

Doesn’t matter, you fuckers are into her.

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When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs…

It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting…

I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it…

She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’….

But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug…

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Selena Gomez is a calculated and contrived product of Disney….who is well trained, and has been exploited and media trained to deal with said exploitation since she was very young and her eager manager mom would do everything in her power to not have her little spawn ruin it for the family..

They’ve made a lot of money, but Selena on this trying to be a popstar kick, is still so bootleg, and should probably stick to acting in shitty TV shows, and fucking Bieber…an actual popstar…or hanging out with Taylor Swift…an actual popstar…rather than trying to be them…

The only interesting thing that’s happened with Selena is how she got breast implants that she pretends is a weight gain from Lupus steroids…and/or Chemotherapy that she tried to exploit RIGHT BEFORE HER ALBUM DROPPED… because chemotherapy gives terrible visions of dying babies, while Selena’s dose didn’t even prevent her from missing a party…

I guess the other interesting thing is that she’s sexing up her image with those breast implants in this sex tape looking music video that’s about to drop…

I don’t want you to think I’m excite about this, I just came across it and felt compelled to post it because Disney Stars becoming sluts is always interesting to me….an their 14 year old fans who look up to them and who the negligently show these kinds of sexual images to…

Here are some pics of her in INstyle UK…

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I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same….

One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul..

Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat…

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Selena GOmez is my favorite pre-marital sex Catholic Mexican girl..who probably has no soul, thanks to her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, but she does have conviction and day after day she goes out there to be a pop singer…like she was Taylor Swift…despite having never done one single hit that anyone beyond a bunch of 12 year old girls who liked her because she fucked bieber…could stomach…the same 12 year old girls she’s saying “hey look at my tits, the media loves my tits, I got them when I was undergoing the lowest dose of Chemo, which has been a great sympathy card to play, as Cheemo makes people think of dying kids”….when really the only thing dying about her, is any dignity she may have as a perfomer…you know as the realization that she’s not ever going to be a huge pop star and that she should go back to TV acting… slowly sets in….

I guess the takeaway from all this is that people still love talking about tits…thank god.

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Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone?

Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie..

That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”…..

If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day

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