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2011

31

Jan

Selena Gomez Airport Security Porn of the Day

I’ve already done a Selena Gomez Felt Up By Airport Security post this past week…I guess that officially makes watching little 18 year old bitches who fuck Beiber walking through airport secuirty officially a fetish and this site is the hub….maybe this is the big break I’ve always needed to become a household name, making me lots of money so that I can spend my days going through airport security to experience this fetish first hand, but I figure as an uneducated pervert, I’ll be better off just applying for a job working for TSA…you know since that’s pretty much their job requirement….and seeing everyone naked is mine…so it’ll be a blessed union…

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2011

24

Jan

Selena Gomez Gets Felt Up at the Airport of the Day

If I didn’t have a criminal record. I would work for the TSA. Everyone hates on them, but I think it’s a great place for an uneducated, unqualified, high school drop out, immigrant to work, cuz it pays pretty fucking well, but more importantly because you get to see hot bitches rich enough to travel, in their laid back travel clothes…and if you choose to, you get to feel them up, strip search them, or if you want to be more lowkey, just admire their naked bodies from the new full body scan machine, making the job really fucking erotic….

I haven’t traveled much, but I have friends who do, and they always go off about how hot Airport security lines are, and I think these pics of Selena Gomez in her pussy hugging pants prove that even the basic things in life are sex…..


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2011

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Topless Photo of the Day

Apparently there are fake Selena Gomez topless pics going around….I didn’t see them, but I don’t really read the internet, I write it…badly…

Did you know that it is illegal to photoshop people under the age of 18 onto pictures of people fucking? You can go to jail for that shit…So pedophiles can’t get off to actual naked kids and they can’t get off to modified legal pictures with pictures of kids faces cropped on them, you know to tap into their fantasies and keep them off the streets.forcing them to give creepy while making dirty moans while sitting at the park looking onto kids playing….Where are there rights?

Oh, Selena Gomez is 18…well there goes this post….but it brings up a valid point…who the fuck is sitting at home photoshopping these things and why….oh right…my entire readership…HornyLohanWanker, I’m talking to you…

Publicity stunts are fun with tits…

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2011

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Starting to Slut it Up of the Day

Here’s a recent photoshoot of Selena Gomez from Instyle.

She’s wearing a sheer top.

That’s pretty slutty for a teenager.

I guess the lie is over and the world knows she’s like all other teenage girls and she puts out….at least she is pretending she doess for the sake of marketing, because both her and Bieber are just tools who had their parents sell their souls to big corporations to make stupid money while showcasing their babies that came out of their uteruses, making everyone feel validated in a way they want to, while making bank

Sure, the ride is good for now, but it will be interesting to see what kind of insanely fucked up they become when they turn 20…I like to think this is the start of what’s to come….and no, I’m not talking about your masturbation, I’m talking about Selena Gomez progressively turning slutty…cuz they are gonna be reallly fucked up when people stop caring about them and new teens take their washed up place….

Child stardom is so fun!

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2010

21

Jul

Selena Gomez Final Few Hours of Relevance of the Day

I have got a bunch of emails (one email) from Americans (an American) excited that Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow.

What they don’t understand is that 16 is legal in Canada, so when the bitches turn 18, I feel like a good part of them died…the only good thing about them being 18 is that now you can share the insane sex with your friends with pictures and videos, cuz before 18, that shit is illegal…but fucking them wasn’t and fucking them is far better than sharing videos of fucking them with your friends…

Either way, people love the underage sluts, and when they become of age…they turn boring….until the sex tape drops…so I guess we’ll just have to wait, but by the looks of her cleavage…I think she’s on the right track…

Happy birthday, now send us some nudes in 24 hours, you twat….

Pics via Fame

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2010

28

Jun

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

The half naked young pussy parade continues…which gives me hope that there will be a revival in celebrity smut…since they grew up on this Internet generation…where not only can they download movies for their iPads like shit was second nature, but also that girls who get naked get noticed. It is chiseled into their core that every bikini picture, panty flash, nipple slip and sex tape helps a bitch stand out from the crowd and gets people talking about them, especially if they aren’t 18, cuz that’s just fucking formula for success, and the fact that they grew up on this means we have fresh meat in what has become a boring field because the old hasn’t been replaced by the new pussy…but that’s gonna happy soon and if you don’t believe me…just look at a recent picture set of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera and Lindsay Lohan to remind you how done they are and get you excited about what’s to come…like this Selena Gomez chick who will rebel against her catholic upbringing to get noticed, but for now who is in a bikini and lookin’ alright for a half naked 17 year old…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

31

Mar

Selena Gomez in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what all the rage about Selena Gomez is, but then again, I’m not 12 and I’m pretty out of touch, but I do know that if I was 12, I would just think of her as a second rate, maybe even retarded looking version of a Venessa Hudgens, only she doesn’t get naked, yet…but this selection in shirts is probably a good preview of what’s to come, because you know as people get older and more irrelevant, they have no problem leaving exposing their vaginas in order to get any attention to have just a taste of what they once had…and here she is in her see through shirt…next time let’s just hope she loses the bra…cuz retarded looking girls with a lot of money nipple is better than no nipple….True Story…seriously…if you don’t believe me…google that shit…you’ll see I’m right.

Pics via Fame

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2008

06

Oct

Selena Gomez Rides a Long Board of the Day

I am not a True School Skate or Die motherfucker, I mean the closest thing I’ve ever done to skateboarding is drink in the park next to punk kids who were skateboarding back in the 90s when skateboarding was cool. It was something these drunken, drug using motherfuckers would do that always impressed me and when I’d get to talking to them, they were always down to get fucked up and do insane stunts because something in their head wasn’t wired right. They were one step away from being homeless since they didn’t have jobs, slept all day, partied all night and skated in between. I just respected the lifestyle. Then Tony Hawk Pro Skater hit, the Warped Tour hit, skateboards were sold in Wal Mart and skate shoes and clothing brands were starting to be worn by Cha Chi motherfuckers and are still to this day. I mean any given night I go out I see some asshole with a bottle of Grey Goose in his Ed Hardy rockin’ a pair of Vans and to me, it represents the fall of the rebels and the rise of the mainstream. Sure lots of these dudes I used to get drunk with, got rich and drive BMWs and shit now, but when I see pictures of some chick from the Disney Channel riding a longboard, which is the equivalent of the skiers in the snowboard park to snowboarders or old hairy men on Boogie Boards to surfers, I realize that skateboarding is officially dead and this Selena Gomez chick just pissed on its grave.

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2008

12

Aug

I am – Not Posting the Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures of the Day

There are pictures of Selena Gomez running around in her bikini that I am not going to be posting today because I saw them and instantly thought pedophile. She looks 12 and I got no business or interest catering to you sick fucks who get off to this shit. I talk about teenager girls, teenage pregnancy and hanging out with teenage girls, but they are all 18 for the most part and the ones who aren’t have bodies that would make you think they are. Maybe it’s growth hormones in the food, or maybe it’s just their big, perky tits, but I meet them all in bars and they aren’t weird tools of corporations used to seduce other teenage girls and family men who society consider wholesome family people but are just jerking off to the memories of their 14 year old daughter’s friends at last week’s pool party, because 14 year olds wear bikinis now and when I was 14 it was one-piece all the fuckin’ way, and because their youth brings back memories of everything they missed out on and ideas of a tight fertile pussy instead of the tired old catcher’s mitt they married…..

Either way, Selena Gomez is having sex with Miley Cyrus’ Jonas brother and they are at teenage girl war, all while pretending to be little virgins waiting to be married, which is the biggest joke on Disney, because we all know your fucking lie and we all know it’s just a strategy to make a truckload of money and I am tired of the lies, I find it undermining to today’s youth when who deserve the truth so they media influence is at least an honest one instead of this brainwashing fantasy shit that is fucking with the normal cycle of experimenting by turning girls prude, so that teenage dudes who want to get their first blowjob, get their first blowjob instead of getting rejection that could lead them into some kind of 40 year old virgin comic book/porn addicts who end up shooting up their school before shooting themselves, fucking up adolescents and in turn ruining the world.

Disney has a responsibility to be honest and deal with issues in an honest way, instead of denouncing teenage sex they should celebrate it in the public as much as they do as the producers cum in these girl’s faces behind closed doors. They should not throw the slutty behavior in the trash like it was one of the girls abortions and should just be straight up about the fact that they make girls grew up too fast and pretend they are ideal Christians while they have an abortion clinic on set and they should just treat these girls they are trying to make into idols like the whores that they are, the kind that you wouldn’t even talk to if you went to school with them because of the stench of cum and fetus dripping down their leg is gross, instead of waiting the 10 years it is going to take for them to fall apart, before they release the tell all book they wrote in rehab.

Point of all this is to say that I am already a target and blamed for perpetuating this shit. I am considered a rapist, pervert, pedophile, porn peddler with a Not Safe For Work Site. I can’t make money, get into events or cross the border with what I do and I am not going to get myself in more trouble or go to jail by getting on some pedophile list for pictures I don’t even think are hot.

The good news is that there are plenty other sites out there who disguise themselves as Safe For Work and make 200,000 dollars a month on stolen names posting it for you….and she looks fucking young in the pictures so the fact that you even wanna see this shit is messed up to me and this is coming from someone who has sex with 16 year olds.

Anyway, I am not posting the shit, but I will link to them GO

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