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2007

02

Oct

I am – Jody from the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist Self Shot Pics of the Day

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No one seems to support my quest to seduce some Maxim chick over the internet by making her win the Hometown Hotties Contest. I got one email, which is a lot of me, about how I’m a loser sell out of trying to get you guys to help me get a bowling date with this Jody bitch. It was going to be my greatest stepTV clip yet and now it will never happen.

To prove my point that Jody deserves to win this contest, I ripped off some self-shot underwear pics off her facebook. I am pretty confident that she will end up suing me for hacking this shit, but I think it’ll improve her chances of winning because we like girls who take pictures of themselves in the mirror while rockin’ their underwear. Her body is bangin’ I don’t care what you say, I just care that you vote, because I want this date to happen. Help a brother out….

VOTE FOR JODY SHE NEEDS TO WIN FOR MY PENIS
GO


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Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Jody|Maxim|Selfshot|Underwear|Unsorted

2007

07

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Amateur Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.

There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.

Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…

Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….


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Posted in:amateur|Bush|erotica|Highschool Musical|Lingerie|Porn|Selfshot|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

18

May

I am – Sophie Howard’s Selfshot Topless Pics of the Day

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Here are some candid topless selfshot pics of Sophie Howard, some slut from the UK.

I am not really sure when these hit the internet, it’s probably been a while, but that’s ok because I am still going to post them, that’s how committed I am to this shit. It’s Friday and I figure that since you won’t be getting any tits over the weekend, this will be an online substitute for you to jerk off to, and I love thinking about dudes jerking off to my writing. Reality is, if you can get off to a set of tits, you’re probably 12 years old and shouldn’t be looking at boobies on the internet, that’s what National Geographic and late night cable is for….

I am pretty happy digital cameras were invented, they have allowed every single girl who owns one to take nude pics. For the most part they get deleted or only sent to the lucky few who end up posting them on message boards for people like me, who don’t talk to anyone outside the computer, to look at….making the internet a creepy place that I call home.

These may not be leaked pics cuz she’s wearing 2 pairs of underwear and there’s photo equipment behind her, but it’s good enough.

Thanks ZINI LOVE

Posted in:Selfshot|Sophie Howard|Tits|Topless|Unsorted

2007

18

May

I am – Sophie Howard's Selfshot Topless Pics of the Day

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Here are some candid topless selfshot pics of Sophie Howard, some slut from the UK.

I am not really sure when these hit the internet, it’s probably been a while, but that’s ok because I am still going to post them, that’s how committed I am to this shit. It’s Friday and I figure that since you won’t be getting any tits over the weekend, this will be an online substitute for you to jerk off to, and I love thinking about dudes jerking off to my writing. Reality is, if you can get off to a set of tits, you’re probably 12 years old and shouldn’t be looking at boobies on the internet, that’s what National Geographic and late night cable is for….

I am pretty happy digital cameras were invented, they have allowed every single girl who owns one to take nude pics. For the most part they get deleted or only sent to the lucky few who end up posting them on message boards for people like me, who don’t talk to anyone outside the computer, to look at….making the internet a creepy place that I call home.

These may not be leaked pics cuz she’s wearing 2 pairs of underwear and there’s photo equipment behind her, but it’s good enough.

Thanks ZINI LOVE

Posted in:Selfshot|Sophie Howard|Tits|Topless|Unsorted