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Archive for the Sex Change Category

2009

12

Nov

Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day

For those of you who used to jerk off to Hayley Joel Osmond back when he was famous and in every movie, because you’re a fucking creepy sex offender who hasn’t been locked up yet and can’t control your urges when you see little effeminate boys with girl names cuz you’re a fucking threat to sociery and because real girls don’t like you, you don’t have to break any laws anymore, cuz motherfucker’s legal now and he finally bit the enevitable bullet thanks to having his childhood spent in make-up chairs and reciting dance moves, and has finally got the fucking chop and here he is showing off his newly female, dyke music guitar playing indy rock nerd ass in her converse like he was Juno or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chick|Haley Joel Osmond|Sex Change

2009

25

Jun

Pre-Sex Change Smut of the Day

Cher you’ve done well. I wish I had a mother who fucked me up enough to wanna cut off my dick.

I guess we don’t need to go into the psychological weirdness of getting a sex change and should celebrate her weird dyke tits for the little amount of time we have left with them because she’s getting them cut off and re-molded into a ball sace.

I guess we could always go into finding out who raped her as a child, makin’ her hate dick so much to never fuck one, but not enough to not want one to do some raping on her own, but I guess we shoould just focus back on her dyke pussy that’s about to get sewed the fuck up, because despite having’ seen one dick and a whole lot of dolphin shaped dildos, it’s almost a virgin pussy, sure it’s not a 15 year old who hasn’t got her period yet vigin pussy, but at least it’s legal virgin pussy.

I know you’d love to grab some burgers with this monster, and by grab burgers I mean pussy huntin’….

Posted in:Chas Bono|Sex Change

2009

17

Jun

How About Some Pre-Sex Change Pussy Before It’s Too Late To Fuck of the Day

For those of you who always wanted to fuck Chastity Bono dry after first seeing her on the Sonny and Cher show in the 70s, you time is fuckin’ limited, not because she’s dying, but because her vagina is. She’s getting the shit sewed the fuck up like they were a frayed seam on my fat man pants, so this could be the last time you see her as a really hot woman I’d love to spend the night with, and in a few months after recovering from surgery will come out lookin’ pretty much the fuckin’ same, but going down on her will be a lot more faggot.

Not that you ever had a chance because she’s a fuckin’ lesbian and all that, but you can still rape a lesbian, it’s not like they’re immune to getting raped just because most usually became lesbian because of getting raped, you know someone can get raped more than once, fuck…

I guess what it all comes down to is that Cher’s done some pretty serious traumatic shit to this girl, or maybe someone spiked her baby formula with hippie drugs, cuz getting a dick glued to your dyke crotch is fuckin’ next level weird. I am sure her family is really proud of how she turned out….I guess skiing into a tree wasn’t the worst thing that coulda happened to her dad, living this is probably a far more painful hell.

Posted in:Chastity Bono|Pig|Sex Change