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2023

30

Nov

How Much Does Your Sex Doll Weigh of the Day

In a world where everyone is pretty much as fake as they can be. From instagram pictures that are edited so hard they might as well be AI, to instagram comments that are empty and meaningless, that might as well be written by AI. It can make for a depressing  and lonely experience.

We are at the point in society where we can embrace our loneliness, or take it upon ourselves to entertain ourselves, because any human interaction or experience will likely be an empty one.

We are one step closer to the sex bot era of robot women satisfying our needs, because real life women have basically become robot women, only more annoying.

So it’s not a bad idea to get yourself a head star but connecting with a doll in ways you probably always thought you would, but for a while didn’t want to because of the stigma attached to being a grown man with dolls you can have sex with.

Well, who cares what people think, it’s time to be fearless and brave, to take your own happiness into your own hands, or better yet artificial vagina.

The only thing you need to worry about is how you customize your sex doll. What do you need out of her, like when buying a new car, or new house, or really a new anything. Line up those needs and wants and find the perfect match.

Things to consider are size and weight, you need to make sure that your sex doll is manageable for you. You may want to take her out on walks in her wheelchair and on drives in your car and you don’t want to pull your back out, or get a hernia doing it.

You may want a heifer, or 200 pounder to feel like you’re dealing with a real life big girl that you like breaking into a sweat or getting a workout in handling.

You may want a lighter doll for ease of handling and maneuverability, if you’re weaker or more experimental in your positions.

Be realistic about your own physical capabilities and strength. If you have limitations or concerns about lifting or moving heavier objects, it might be more practical to choose a lighter doll that you can handle comfortably, because we don’t want you to die here.

You also need to consider the space you have available for storage and use, if you have roommates or you live with your mom, you may need a more subtle and demure girlfriend. You can always get a half body sexdoll is lighter in weight and easier to store if you can get past the horror movie aspect to the whole half body thing, just view it as inclusivity and supporting diversity because not all sexdolls are full bodied and you’d hate to be seen as some kind of bigot.

 

Their body composition can also affect their weight, silicone dolls tend to be heavier than TPE dolls, you can also mix and match by choosing a silicone head and TPE body love doll just like Tifa SexDoll.

The most important thing is that heavier dolls are more expensive while Sex dolls cheap are basically smaller and lighter.

For a broke-ass like me, just give me a toilet paper roll and some rotting sandwich meat, but for a baller like you, AIM FOR THE STARS!

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2008

23

Dec

Audrina’s New Boyfriend Looks Like Your Only Girlfirend….of the Day

So the Hills had some Season Finale party that I am sure a lot of people are hoping is the series finale party, because we’ve finally caught onto their scam that their reality isn’t really reality at all and Audrina showed up, trying to be the fucking comedian of the night, by bring this “man pillow” I’ve seen advertised on the internet from Japan to make lonely girls feel like they are being cuddled at night, as her date. I can only assume this ties into the show somehow, like Audrina’s been looped into some relationship scandal and since she’s not clever to come up with something like this on her own, the good people at MTV wrote it into the “going to the season finale party” script and none of it really matters because it doesn’t make me laugh.

If anything it depresses me and makes me think of all those guys out there who can’t get pussy and are saving up for a Real Doll but can only afford the torso, turning them into weirdo’s who can’t get off to actual girls with heads and limbs and takes them down a very dark path because the 1500 dollar torso is way more affordable than the 6000 dollar full body doll.

So Audrina’s shitty comedy is another man’s shitty reality, but the good news is that it’s only natural for her to date a lifeless inanimate thing, even if he’s just 25% of a body, because she’s a fucking lifeless robot and I hear their conversation isn’t all that different than what you’ve seen of her on the show and here are her pics.

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2006

08

Feb

Scary Sex Doll Of The Day

Everyone’s got fetishe, but I have always been against this sex doll bullshit. It’s not because I am a fucking born again, or against fucking inanimate objects, shit last week I shoved my dick in the toaster, hoping I’d feel something. Unfortunately, I had no luck and I’ve been applying polysporin to my dick all week, the burns just won’t go away and I think it’s infected. Either way, if you look at the pics of the above sex doll, the bitch looks like a dead body I saw on CSI, only bald. Anyone who fucks this shit’s got serious issue, unless they are drunk, but the dude who baths her, and changes her panties/wigs is always a little more fucked up. I wonder what his mom thinks when he brings this shit to x-mas dinner. “Hey Mom, I want you to meet my wife…” You are a creepy motherfucker, use your hand like everyone else. I am drunk.

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2006

18

Jan

Creepy Sex Doll Pics of the Day

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I was inspired by my Beckham is a sex doll post, so I went on a quest to find a man and his doll in romantic love affair. This is what I came up with. I think the pictures speak for themself, dude’s in love with his doll, an unhealthy obsession but he’s got a beard and that in itself is creepy. I would say that I hope this guy is none of your dad’s but a man who loves a doll probably has very little real vagina, so little that knockin a bitch up isn’t an issue, either is STDs. If we’re lucky, this motherfucker is your teacher, or neighbor or manager at Best Buy. Because that would make this post funny.

Posted in:creepy|Sex|sex doll|Sex Toy|Sexy|Unsorted