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2023

13

Nov

Finding the Perfect Size Sex Doll: A Guide to Your Ideal Companion

Buying a sex doll, or as I like to call it or shopping for a future wife for a modern man, can be a complex thing.

You’ve decided that you don’t want the bullshit of dating, or trying to find a woman, who you know that even if the stars align will be too much maintenance, too much nagging and will likely just end up disappointing you after taking you for all you’ve got.

You know that if you were to try to land an actual nagging woman you’d have no real decision in the way that she looks or how she dresses, since modern women are too uptight when it comes to the whole feminist thing. You don’t own them, so you cant’ tell them what to wear.

More importantly, you can’t decide on how fit she is, how big her boobs are, how many vaginas or holes she has, when she uses those holes, it’s a lot of work.

Which is why getting a new sexdolls can be  so exciting!

You can choose the curves, the ethnicity, the bust size, the butt size, you can make her look like your favorite instagram model, celebrity, or girl in your everyday life you’re too shy to talk to, but not too shy to have a good time with when she’s in the doll form.

You can decide if she’s human sized or compact sized for the apartment dwellers, or miniature size that makes your penis look bigger.

You can decide the eye color, whether she even has eyes.

You get to be the doll designer, or play your own version of god, because you get to put the pieces together in your customized TPE sex doll.

This is like home renovating, modifying the car, doing whatever it takes to get you the perfect women to help you live out the perfect fantasy. Just remember to keep you adult doll clean, because if you don’t give her the right maintenance and “self care”,  she’s your girl and you don’t want to be shortening her life, but maybe that’s a good reason to buy more sex dolls to add to your harem, there are no laws against that, at least not yet!

 

 

 

 

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2023

08

Nov

Sex dolls are the new influencers of the Day

Sex dolls have come a long way since you used to widdle them out of wood down by the river when your mom thought you were fetching water for the family and you had a window of opportunity to jack off, you know olden day pre-social media times you grew up in.

Now that they are far less clunky, more high tech and realistic, they are not just replacing women in the bedroom for lonely men everywhere, or men who would rather go sex doll than gay, they are also becoming influencers.


The reality is that TPE sex dolls as influencers are far more real than 95 percent of instagram models, and even have less plastic inside of them since influencers are pretty fake. 

So if you dig through the social media channels, people aren’t just making AI art influencers, or trying to be influencers themselves using AR technology, but they are taking their sex dolls and dressing them up, posing them, and styling them out like they were real. It’s like playing with Barbie but for adults who figure they can sell some skinny teas.

I am sure that some of the sex doll influencers are run by some of the strangest men, living a life of delusion and humiliation, but on the internet their storytelling, characterization of the dolls impresses far more than when you see him sitting at dinner with one of them at your local McDonalds.

We aren’t all born with a set of tits, but we do see girls making millions a year of their tits, and that’s not very fair, so now we have our own way to get in on the CREATOR / GIG economy, selling useless products to idiots.

The concept of sex dolls USA and influencers is still new, controversial, even creepy because of the blurred lines between reality and fiction. Plus the doll doesn’t get paid or consent to being used and objectified like this. So community guidelines on TikTok, Instagram and Youtube can shut down the sex doll influencer. Those Big Tech fascists ruining all the fun.

Here is some Trinity Love in action:

@itstrinitylove? my heart went F CK – Nova

@itstrinitylove Feeling limber! #yoga #quarantine ? Roses (Imanbek Remix) – SAINt JHN

@itstrinitylove? original sound – chërry søunds?

@itstrinitylove ?? #fypg #sidehustle #dualipa ? Don’t Start Now – Dua Lipa

@itstrinitylove #fyp ? Like That (feat. Gucci Mane) – Doja Cat

@itstrinitylove #happyathome ? Cannibal by Kesha – rapidsongs

@itstrinitylove Waist do be snatched doe #quarantine ? OUT WEST (feat. Young Thug) – JACKBOYS & Travis Scott

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2010

02

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Models with Cutouts of the Day

Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts….

Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Sex Dolls|Victoria's Secret