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2013

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….

TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom|Week in Review

2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Working the Pole of the Day

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The thing I like about this pic of Farrah Abraham working the pole like a stripper, a fit little stripper with shitty fake tits I want to pay 10 dollars a song to touch, is that I’ll take any excuse to push her SQUIRT AND ANAL SEX TAPE that I haven’t been able to stop watching on repeat…..

She’s a star, we’ve found her talent, and I predict she will take over the porn game if she hasn’t already…

She squirts, she does anal, she’s tight bodied, and she fucks porn dudes. She’s cock hungry, a sex addict, and works the camera proper…

She’s been waiting for this moment all her life…and I am glad to have been able to masturbate to it…..

CLICK HERE FOR HER HOT SEX TAPE

She’s Training for her future career….For some of us, it’s like watching your kid in med school…..big dreams baby…

If You Want to See Her Hot, Squirt and Anal Filled Trailer for her Sex Tape
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I just can’t get enough of this girl….I know all you haters will hate, call her too skinny, tease her bad implants, say she’s got a bad face, but come on, she’s doing fucking porn, if you ever see some of those porn chicks, you’ll know, this one here is fucking golden….and if you don’t believe me, just watch the video….

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2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Superstar Backdoor Mom’s Exclusive Clip of the DAy

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Farrah Superstar Backdoor Mom

(click the picture to see the NSFW porn clip)

The Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, Superstar Backdoor Mom – porno movie has finally dropped, and it is full of teen mom pussy….wet Teen Mom pussy that you can see and hear getting fucked by a dildo in a car, begging for James Deen’s professional porn dick, that you can see in the shower, or that you can see getting it from behind in a a bed talking nonsense but most importantly – Squirting.

She’s got all the fucking moves. I may be in love.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s 21, she’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just into being a pornstar, because usually when 16 year old girls get pregnant, they are the early developer, sex addict, horny all the time, damaged cuz their dad’s or uncles touched them inappropriately, that by 21, equipped with fake tits, they are ready to take on the porn world. It’s a classic porn backstory. Did I mention there’s squirting….I am in love.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I just don’t get why she’s pretending this is a leaked sex tape, or anything but a porn, when she decided to shoot it with a pornstar, she needs to embrace her talents….did I mention she squirts….and take over the porn game.

But why analyze, when instead we can watch the biggest thing in porn today, someone who I am sure will have another performance, as this is going to be her career, unlike Kardashian who just used it to get a TV show thanks to being spun as the violated victim, despite ultimately, just being a porn slut.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

This is the hottest sex tape I think I’ve ever seen, even if it’s just a porn clip, it’s amazing, she’s good.

Did I mention she squirts.

TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Don’t be embarrassed girl, that was fucking sexy…

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2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

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Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….

I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW|Sex Tape|Teen Mom

2013

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham SEX TAPE to be Released by Vivid!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Vivid SEX TAPE Farrah Superstar – A Backdoor Mom

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has reportedly been paid 1,000,000 dollars for her sex tape. Which is exciting, if you like seeing 21 year old fit moms getting fucked, which luckily I do.

Here is the press release:

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT TO RELEASE FARRAH SUPERSTAR: BACKDOOR TEEN MOM
MAY 6TH ONLINE AND MAY 14TH IN STORES NATIONWIDE

Controversial MTV Star Farrah Abraham is Featured in Explicit Private Tape Now Made Public; Vivid Head Steven Hirsch Says, “Her Looks Remind Me of a Young Kim Kardashian”

LOS ANGELES – (April 29, 2013) – Vivid Entertainment has acquired all rights to a sexually charged movie starring 21-year-old Farrah Abraham. The adult film studio will release Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom online at vivid.com on May 6th and it will go on sale in stores nationwide on May 14th.
Image courtesy of www.vivid.com

The movie was made privately by the former cheerleader from Council Bluffs, Iowa who became the star of the hit MTV series Teen Mom. The existence of the footage that she originally wanted to keep confidential became known earlier this month, and it has been the subject of intense media scrutiny since then.

“Since word of this tape got out, we’ve been overwhelmed with inquiries about whether or not we had acquired it,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “I’m happy to confirm that we have purchased it. We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we’ve ever pursued. We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah’s popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing. I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is, including stunning backdoor scenes. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out.”

“In Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom we have over 70 minutes of non-stop erotic action,” Mr. Hirsch said. “Farrah is gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited. She has the kind of independence that our fans find appealing.”

Word of the tape’s existence was widely covered by the media and, having lost the ability to keep it a secret, Farrah decided to sell the tape to Vivid after reviewing several offers.

The Teen Mom star became pregnant at 16 and caught the public’s attention in the MTV series when Derek Underwood, the father of her pregnant child, died in a car accident two months before the birth of their baby, Sophia Laurent. Farrah had to deal with Underwood’s death, developing a combative relationship with her mother as well as other in-law relationship problems.

Therapy sessions have helped her get through difficult times, and she decided to celebrate the end of her 21st year by making a personal tape that would forever capture her beauty and sensuality at this time in her life.

DISCLAIMER: MTV® is a registered trademark of Viacom International Inc.; Teen Mom was a reality television series that aired on MTV. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Viacom International Inc. or MTV Networks.

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always emphasized high quality erotic film entertainment, resulting in wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing, and licenses that extend to apparel, book publishing, nightclubs, sporting goods, adult beverages and a range of other products. The VividTV division includes both dedicated cable channels and on-demand programming from the largest single adult studio archive. In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its Vivid SuperXXXHeroes parodies. Mainstream television audiences got to know the company through two highly popular reality series on Showtime. Co-founder and CEO Steven Hirsch received the first AVN Visionary Award as a leader who “has propelled innovation and taken his company and the business as a whole to new heights.” The company’s website, www.vivid.com, has a loyal following of fans of Vivid movies.

I will have exclusive footage.

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2013

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah’s Porn Announcement of the Day

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I have never seen the Teen Mom show, but I think it is safe to say that the girls on it are trashy as fuck, that’s usually how teen mom’s operate, I mean classy teen girls who get pregnant get Plan B or abortions so that they can live on with their irresponsible lives.

So hearing the news she had a sex tape this morning was hardly shocking, and when that news turned to it being an actual porno, I was equally not shocked, because porn is all about trashy girls, the kind of girl who would be a teen mom, all filled with daddy issues and damaged as fuck.

Not to mention, She’s tried the music thing and that didn’t work out for her

So the story is that she’s getting fucked by James Deen, in what is obviously her cry for attention, cuz she’s not a teen mom being exploited anymore and she needs the fame to continue cuz that shit is more addictive than heroin.

Porn is mainstream, it won’t damage her career, partially cuz she doesn’t have a career, but I am sure it will make her baby proud, that is provided he doesn’t die in a bath or from neglect or when mommy decides to murder them off like that bitch in Flordia, as these trailer park families and their party slut mom’s often do.

She’s garbage but her porn will probably be awesome. I’m going to work on getting exclusive footage of it, so stay tuned to the wholesome, well rounded mom, who will teach her kid the morals and values she needs to know….

It’s being put out by VIVID

Posted in:Sex Tape|Teen Mom Farrah

2010

Oct

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Finally Released of the Day

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Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape has been Fully Released!!!

Hugh Hefner’s bunny has been naughty and instead of taking it up the ass from his 90 year old cock, she’s moved on from Playboy to release her very own sex tape… “Karissa Shannon Superstar”

I guess this in hopes of bigger things….like she was in the Kim Kardashian school of getting famous…depite the fact she already peaked with Playboy and there’s no where else for this trashy idiot to go but down….and unfortunately for you racists, her going down is on some trying to be famous nobody actor…who is black…

I’m not complaining……cuz I like watching girls fuck…I like seeing them so starved for fame that they’d do this to themselves…it takes a special kind of girl to be this attention starved…the kind of girl I like watching have sex…even if they were already getting naked before fucking on camera…

All this to say, I just wonder where she gets cummed on…

Go HERE to see the whole video…..

Here was the exclusive preview we stole from VIVID…..filled with rough sex….

If you’re as into celeb sex tapes as me and want to see the whole thing…then:

GET YOUR COPY OF THE KARISSA SHANNON SEX TAPE BY CLICKING THIS LINK
Karissa Shannon Superstar

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2010

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Is Happening of the Day

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2010

Jun

Danielle Staub Shitty Sex Tape with No Sex Pics of the Day

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This seems to be a sex tape that has no sex in it and really I don’t care about this one at all…not that I really care about any of them….but I like to make sex tapes part of my job…not that I really have a job, but you get what I am saying…

This bitch is so irrelevant that watching her old, disgusting, fake tit body naked is not really worth the energy or time. Sure I appreciate the idea of her getting naked on camera for attention, so that she becomes a household name, since her shitty TV show she was on didn’t make that happen, considering even I didn’t know who she was before this….

She shoulda done this before she became this and that’s really all I have to say about that…..just be happy there’s no pussy pics out yet…cuz I don’t even want to imagine what kind of mess that shit looks like…even though you kinda need pussy for a sex tape to be a sex tape…even if that pussy looks broke like Chyna, Shauna Sand and even Kendra Wilkinson…

So here are some pics…I am just posting cuz I want to bring home the point that this bitch is disgusting but also that shitty implants are scary….

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

Jun

Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape of the Day

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Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.

Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.

If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.

Posted in:Danielle Staub|Sex Tape

2010

May

Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

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Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has….

I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes….

She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice…

Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, dried up prune and wise beyond its years that may be 18 but looks like it could be 80 and in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins….

They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter waterbed shit you’d expect many bottles were returned to pay for…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed….

She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working….

So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger….

The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo….

The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. The ending is on another level of weird. Kendra’s not that hot. But fucking on tape is fucking on tape….

So to See the Awkward Ending of an Pretty Good Celeb Sex Tape…Follow This Link….
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Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine…

Via KendraExposed

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinson|Sex Tape

2010

May

Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

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Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.

I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….

There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….

Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….

This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….

So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….

To See Another Hardcore Clip and To Find Out More on the Sex Tape
Follow This Link….
KendraExposed.com

And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it ….

Then Follow This Link and Buy The Kendra Exposed Video
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Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….

Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….

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2010

May

Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

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I know someone who has seen this sex tape. He said it is good amateur shit with good sex but unfortunately it stars Kendra Wilkinson. The tape is going to hit in two weeks. It is going to be as big as the Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian tapes….unfortunately….and it’s totally a staged sex tape release cuz bitch now has a kid and her career of being a barely hot, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything chick who gets naked who prostituted herself to Hef when he was trying to re-invent Playboy cuz it was going bankrupt and dating the bitches in it seemed like a good idea….an idea that would have made this sex tape better, you know if half of it was spent getting Hef up into bed after feeding him his apple sauce…

Either way, here are some preview pics…Enjoy, not because they are Kendra but because they are an 18 year old, and an 18 willing to fuck on camera, no matter who she’s become or how pathetic she is now, is still an 18 year old on camera…

Check out Vivid for the updates….

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinon|Sex Tape|Teenager

2010

Jan

Shauna Sand Does One More Push of the Day

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Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…

Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.

So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…

Pics via Fame

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2009

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape was an AD of the Dat

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So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end. Unfortunately, it was just a viral ad for the internet to generate some buzz for some fashion designer, and not a publicity stunt to get her a reality show or her own line of perfume like she was Paris Hilton, so there’s no pussy penetration, just some strategically shot bullshit to look like it’s more relevant than it actually is.

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