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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

22

Mar

Hilary Duff Promotes Mattresses of the Day

Hilary Duff posted this picture of her thighs on a mattress, that we can assume is reinforced to support her strong and sturdy body, that we can also assume is an ad, even though it doesn’t say it’s an ad and the FDA should fight her on this, sue her for this, misleading us like this….because she brags about how good the mattress is…tagging the mattress..but does she really believe it – or is she just a spokemodel getting paid…who knows..

What I do know is that she’s having some kind of sexual breakthrough, fucking all kinds of people pretty much publicly…multiple trips with multiple dudes and that alone makes this mattress sponsorship make more sense..

What doesn’t make sense is that there is no mention on how absorbent said mattress is when it comes to her high sex drive squirting…you know…squirt squirt…

All this to say, I appreciate her sturdiness…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini pic for Women’s Health of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is a bikini covergirl for some Women’s Health magazine despite being 100 years old and more importantly a cunt…

She’s so detached from reality, spoiled, delusional, rich as fuck, and living her spoiled brat bubble….but at least she’s got abs…at 100 years old…while being a mom..that’s pretty good…I guess…I mean she’s also got nothing better to do with herself than eat clean and workout…especially while being LA based where the majority of these vapid cunts who think they have substance and depth…when really they are just annoying…as fuck…in their bullshit pretentious bullshit…But at least she’s got abs…

I didn’t find her hot when she was supposed to be hot…and I don’t find her hot now…but I respect a skinny bitch in an era of fat as fuck everywhere I look…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Amanda Cerny Erotica of the DAy

Amanda Cerny was a playboy chick everyone seemed to forget was a playboy chick the second she started doing vine as the hot chick – despite not being that hot – but rather just good at simple humor with her friends she made who dominated that app with their stupidity….and now she’s an instagram star since vine is no more…and she secures brand deals – hefty brand deals that make her money…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the big tits she made money with because that’s how she got her very important start….and here she is bringing back the tits…for some shoot, whatever that may be.

These are fetish photos…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Ass…and Tits for Attention of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be a washed up attention seeking Glamour Model who somehow got into reality TV because they needed a body…but she’s also a Polish immigrant who was able to polarize being Polish to get work back in Poland as the Polish girl who made it…which I guess allows her to get paid very little becuase Poland, but still feel relevant amongst her people…very important for an ego that has based it’s life on being hot as it nears 40….however…her body, at least based on this video is still pretty fucking hot, so whatever…I’ll keep staring if se keeps bringing it…whatever “it” may be…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Constance Jablonski in a Bikini of the Day

Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually know or cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system……

Not that this shoot is for an American brand, it’s for Zara, straight from the slums of europe, which is also just stealing American dollars, but infiltrating their malls….

This isn’t really something you can jerk off to, at least not top level, but I think you have the ability jerk off anything and part of my job is throwing masturbation obstacles at you…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Bella Hadid Shows 10 Percent Maybe 15 Percent of her Tit While Selena Gomez Dances of the Day

Overrated Bella Hadid – the model who everyone likes to work with except The Weeknd because he upgrated to a SELENA Gomez….who can be seen here with her new face that he fucks…which is substantially hotter…

While Bella Hadid posted a picture of her overpaid tranny looking face to her social media – without turning her back to what she’s got going for her – because there’s 10 – 15% of her tits….which some may find exciting…if you’re really into cleavage…like a 7 year old boy who’s never seen porn….

I guess this is her low level attention seeking, cuz she’s a basic rich girl who is randomly celebrated because her sister went VIRAL with the Kardashians and this is the trickle down effect of LAZY bookers booking…

“We can’t get a Jenner, or that other Hadid, they are too expensive, go with her straggler latch on sister, riding the coattails and taking the spilloverwork”……because we live in a world of groupies who just want to be as close to whatever is deemed the action….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini for Love Magazine’s Spring Video of the Day

Love Magazine had so much success with their YOUTUBE channel – that they finally decided to go POOTIE PIE…and create more hot content for YOUTUBE….fashion porn that GOOGLE can run ads on…because that’s where the eyeballs are and the idea of trying to trick people to go to your site to run ads….is a dying art…while giving into the corporate monster by giving them your content to make money off you is the only answer…or way to get famous..

So what was once a fashion magazine, is now a Youtube / Google employee…./ Instagram / Facebook Employee…because the WEB is dead….but youtube is the fucking answer….at least when they get their March “Spring Break Series” up with Alessandra Ambrosio and her big old fake tits and hard nipples..

She also did a photoshoot…for some other bullshit…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Kate Hudson Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Hudson – the vagina that attempted murder Owen Wilson with her slutty, spoiled and entitled brats raised in hollywood vagina behavior…is in a Magazine posing slutty enough for me….because she’s photoshopped…

I watch her Facebook lives where she pretends to be a wholesome fitness chick who owns some fitness brand because she does…that’s the beauty of being rich and famous, make money from all kinds of places, all thanks to making money from your allowance, before your parents make their friends hire her in their moves that require zero to no acting talent…but rather just being the body needed to drive the shitty storyline home…

She ignores my questions on Facebook live….because she’s an asshole – she’s also looking real haggard, she’s looking real old, she’s got the botox and fake tits but it’s not working on her live streams…but shit’s alright in Harper’s Bazaar….young mom bounced back when she was young – but it looks like shit’s caught up to her…as she nears menopause….but not when she’s professionally shot, lit and made up….she can still push this..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day

Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016…

Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH.

I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know…

I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love….

It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her…

Posted in:Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day

Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done….

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

22

Mar

Ashley Graham Fat Chick Making Fat Chick Erotica Out of Carbs Cuz She’s Fat for Breakfast of the Day

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Ashley Graham is a fat chick and as a fat chick she gets really fucking excited about carbs…it’s the reason she’s fat in the first place….it’s like fill that belly up with as many baked goods as possible…two bagels…fuck yeah…let’s do a titty dance for my feeder fans…and for myself…and then eat two more…because bitch is a big…fucking pig…and now all the fat chicks can celebrate this fat chick and her fat chick scamming trying to prove that she’s empowered and loves being fat by playing with her one true love that will kill her….food…

Breakfast with Ashley Graham gets more intense when the cameras turn off and she shoves bananas in her asshole…because FRUIT….EWWW….use that to reverse feed myself…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day

Rat Cow is so diverse – she can show more than just her tits – she can also show her ass…

Rat Cow is my favorite hybrid animal…it’s got the face of the rat, the prosperous utters of a cow, and it’s comes in the form of a woman who shameless prostitutes herself like some kind of sex worker, through exhibitionism, all to get attention and it worked….

She’s making over a million dollars a year at this bullshit racket, and it’s all because of her bullshit rack…that people jack it to…in a read that fast it will confuse you kind of way….

She’s not a fan of mine, not that she cares that I exist, but she cares enough to block me on social media – and that’s not very nice….especially when all I do is talk about how her lip injections look defated, or her fake tits look great for fake tits, all on her skinny frame that carries her average at best face…

It’s like these girls don’t like the ranking system, but they parade themselves around like a bunch of cows at the cattle auction for people to fucking rate them…

If they don’t want to be sexualized, or jerked off to, which they do, they are exhibitionists and just can’t say they like it, they could stay in the damn house and create something of purpose in the world…

Instead…they create smut, which arguably has purpose, it’s just low hanging fruit…look I have big tits…look at my big tits..pay me so I can go on vacation to whore out my big tits more than I already have because it’s been 5 years…and I need it to continue…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Bella Hadid in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Bella Hadid’s nipples are on vacation….at least that’s what one of these bikini pics from her vacation candids is telling me….maybe it’s her sensitive nipples from the breast implants…or maybe she’s naturally a skinny girl with big tits due to her ARAB roots, but based on her mother and everything about her existence, including her dad’s sugar baby fetish with young slutty hookers, nothing about her or her career, or her relevance is real…it’s all Tila Tequila caliber polarizing retards who understand ‘she has followers cuz of her sister, lets make her a model like her momma”….bullshit…that keeps this world going around…at least for rich LA people who all know each other and pretty much jerk each other off at the country club….they are members at because they like to assert how rich they are…

Garbage..

Here’s a video of one of her friends…being wild and crazy

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo….

I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day

Bella Thorne must be feeling like her hustle is getting old or tired – because the last 5 posts before this one were her in winter gear…even though she knows that no one wants to see her in winter gear…we’re here for the TITS….bro…

So luckily she didn’t totally fall off course, and figure it is time to hang that coat up, and get back into her damn bikini because either her period is up, her attempt to prove she’s not just jerk off material….or the bet with her friend that she’s not addicted to slutty conversations…and posts….and she’s back because when you’re a creepy old pervert like me…18 year olds in bikinis are hot…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW