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2016

26

Aug

Bella Thorne is Offensive Jailbait of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a slutty lil indian…I am not convinced she’s actually jail bait – but I do like to buy into her lie – the entertainment industry is a lie – it’s fantasy or as I like to call it – bullshit….

But she’s doing a good job with the little slutty bisexual half naked act…it works

She’s not doing a good job being politically correct in her little Indian psychedelic headdress that I think should be blown out of proportion and boycotted and forgotten and not hireable. Feathers in the hair…cultural appropriation…

Where are the college feminists who feel she’s an empowered girl running her own career for her male management…defending her honor…right now…having a melt down freaking out about cultural appropriation…short circuiting – do you defend the Slut / slutlife or do you shut her down for being insensitive to native Americans…chaos just happened…

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2016

26

Aug

Gal Gadot Nipple for Batman of the Day

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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman and clearly as a JEWISH woman she understands her market or her audience because not only do they jerk off to all things comic book and to be the girl who humanizes and materializes and brings their fetish to life is to be someone they will forever be loyal to…nerds / comicon / weirdos / socially awkward….

And if you look close enough – with your virgin loser eyes – you may see subtle nipple, that looks like nipple to me, but that may just be a shadow but shadow or nipple to a man who has never seen one in person is good enough…this is good enough….

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2016

26

Aug

Britney Spears Tits Read a Teleprompter for Louisianna of the Day

Britney Spears and her breasts are pretty charitable, but we didn’t need a flood in her homeland of the amazing Louisianna, my favorite American state, to tell inspire her tits to jiggle as she half retardedly reads some prompter to help raise funds for the Red Cross, an corrupt non-for-profit that the CEO makes millions of dollars a year to run….I wonder how many takes this took, I’m thinking 50….

We just have to look at K-Fed…that motherfucker was the adopted child she got to fuck and will forever pay for all because his dick rocked her broken soul proper….those were the good years, the pre crazy and conservatorship years and for that kind work with the underprivileged she will always bring hope to other mooch fucks like me…

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2016

26

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz’ Titty Ring of the Day

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Chloe Grace may not have tits, even though her dad is a plastic surgeon, but she decorates them like a Christmas tree with that nipple ring visible in one of these pics that I am posting for all you creepy Chloe Grace fans who make me uncomfortable based on falling for her when she was 12 and in spandex….

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2016

26

Aug

Demi Lovato Butt Shot for Snapchat of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really into showing off her ass now that she’s been reportedly single…

The crazy bipolar bisexual body positive bulkshit who is actually just an attention seeking, working out, trying to be hot, doing squats, showing off her ass because she finds it hot…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this nonsense…

From “no make-up” Monday…to Instagram whore in 60 days is the name of her next self help book…and I figure if your ass has volume and is worth looking at, and even if it isn’t, you should post it for people like me to stare at it….even though lovato isn’t really anything I’m
Into…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus for the Mouth Fetishists of the Day

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New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face….

But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to…

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2016

26

Aug

Natalie Portman for Miss Dior of the Day

Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down….

But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot…

She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot…

Very important….

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day

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Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine..

That’s all I got.

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2016

26

Aug

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….

Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…

It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…

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2016

26

Aug

Hailey Clauson for SI Swim’s Summer Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is clearly a big girl, just not an offensively big girl, a big girl who can pull off not coming across as a big girl in her pictures because she’s proportionate…

She’s also Sports Illustrated celebrated vagina, she was on the cover, overtaking monster Kate Upton who was too busy out eating…

They are obviously trying to push her as hard as they can, and I guess trying to produce content in more than just February…

She’s probably best known for being a slutty 16 year old on set with her dad who sued Urban Outfitters for producing her child erotica – and won….my kind of girl….use that body to extort innocent unsuspecting men..with those tits!!

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful…..

Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic.

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Here’s her tattoo…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Definition of the Day

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Her name is Vanessa Hudgens and I am reaching by saying these are pictures of her vagina definition… But she is wearing a onesie, the magical piece of clothing that touches asshole, vagina and nipples all at the same time – something that is less magical when she’s drunk and trying to take a pee at 3 in the morning at the club…stripping naked and that’s perfect for rape culture…

She’s a legend for being one of the original nude selfie girls before selfies existed. My kind of naughty narcissist on her camera phone…that will always hold a place in my heart!

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A little dance?

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2016

26

Aug

Canadian Actress Katheryn Winnick in Mykonos of the Day

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Katheryn Winnick is a 38 year old Canasrian actress – and she is topless on in Mykonos like some kind of party girl…but too old to be a party girl…because the old party girl is offensive…maybe this is just the old woman on a spiritual journey of self discovery…

I’ve never heard of her, despite her being a Canadian, we don’t all know each other even though there are 12 of us, but I guess we are drawn to each other because I am doing a post on her despite never hearing of her before today…or any of the movies she’s been in…yes I made this about me.

Posted in:Katheryn Winnick|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Alba’s Hard Mom Nips of the Day

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I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic….

But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to…

So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old runs towards you in fitness gear and Skimpy Shorts…Her big tits in her sports bra bouncing as she comes your way…built as if she was a 25 year old instagram model….Do not make eye contact…look the other way…pervert..

When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old with a bathing suit so jacked up her ass that she looks like she’s mooning you – don’t try to see if you can see her asshole ring…don’t follow her around…don’t even notice there is an ass 8 feet away from you….

That’s perverted..she’s just an innocent kid…being innocent…not sexualizing herself like a Kardashian….you sex offender…just give her that crucial week to ripen and hit “prime”….because a week may not be a long time, but with a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old – it is everything…

I guess what I am saying is it’s hard to leave the house these days without coming across one of these…due to hormones in food and fashion trends..they even exist in bars due to fake ID….they are an epidemic…but be happy you’re not a High School teacher…

Here are some morning Links…

Things That Bounce…
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Frances Bean Cobain’s Husband Wants 300k a Year…
CLICK HERE

Ryan Newman Turns 18….Slut
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s BTS Acceptance Speech
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Kendall in a Skimpy Top…with Nipples
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Hot Diver
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Weird Jason Derulo Dance Off…
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Big Titty Hooker
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US Soccer hates Hop Solo
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Motivational Body Changes…From Fat to Skinny
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Girl VS Olympic’s Sponsorship RULes
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ALba has a Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

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