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2014

03

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing Public Places of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett is an Irish model you’ve probably heard of, because she’s all over the blogs and internet in bikinis and non topless photoshoot. I feel like she’s a diplomat sent from Ireland to LA to show the world that Irish girls aren’t all fat, drunk, red headed weirdos with beer bellies. It’s good for PR and tourism.

That said, she’s come up with a clever new thing she calls “Modelbombing”, which is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.

She’s campaigning to get it into the Webster’s Dictioary as the new #selfie or #twerk or whatever the next trend on the internet is…and her campaign involves outrageous, flamboyant, over-the-top, extreme modelling amongst the peasant normals in public places, like McDonalds, Walmart, Dominos Pizza and anything that gets a babe in her bikini for any reason…from viral video ideas, to creating new words is something I’ll promote.

The song is called “Pink Bikini” by John West of Public School, Produced by Mike Dez & George Robertson, who is one of the writers of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett|SFW

2013

03

Dec

Today in Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

I guess someone told Selena Gomez that she had good tits…because something happened recently where all she wants to do is show her tits…

Is it a distraction from her weird chipmunk face with weird fake lips…or is it just because tits is what people want…I mean did she change her birth control pill and turn that A-Cup to a B-Cup or did she just eat her way to a B-Cup…who fucking knows what the strategy or reason behind it is…but it’s happening and I am watching even if cleavage bores me and I’m more into hardcore sexuality…if you know what I mean…like spread eagle ass shots…but Disney girls gone bad, always a good storyline, even when you know they’ve been polluted with Bieber’s dick, a dick that is rumoured to be huge, which makes the whole thing far fucking worse…

This is some Christmas event, seems like an appropriate outfit…nothing says Christmas at my house like tits

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2013

03

Dec

Fake Ski Viral of the Day

I don’t know if this is a viral video yet, or if it every will be, because german dudes in the alps is not very American, and America runs the internet, except maybe with that what the fox says video…but I’m going to assume that there is no scientific way that a dude doing weird stunts with his skis would be filmed doing weird stunts with his skis…and even if he did the chances of it flying 20 feet in the air through a bus window is as bullshit as the Jimmy KImmel twerk…but I like the fact that the public are idiots…and buy into everything they see…and I like to perpetuate the lie….and that’s why I am posting this…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

03

Dec

Aly Michalka in Some Bikini Goodness of the Day

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…and what they are all about…I mean after looking at these pics of her ass in a bikini posed over her balcony in St Lucia that she posted to the internet…I really want to get to know her at her core…literally…I’m romantic and perverted like that….but then again, these vapid celebrity really don’t have that much substance, so maybe this is all we need to know…and luckily for me, that’s enough…I mean sure a sex tape would be a more interesting approach…but I have low standards and expectations…I can deal with bikini pics.

Posted in:Aly Michalka|SFW

2013

03

Dec

The Kardashian Christmas Card is a Photo Series of the Day

I saw this horrible Kardashian Christmas card, as tacky as you’d expect, yesterday but apparently it’s a series of pics, obviously, these over the top assholes just don’t stop…even though they should be stopped with an elephant gun…

Apparently, they hired David Lachapelle to shoot their Christmas card, and by The Kardashians I mean E!, as the Kardashians have E! by the balls and make them pay for all the over the top shit they do, because spending their own stupid money they made being the worst humans on earth would just be crazy, when they can trap other idiots to do it for them…they’ve got it all figured out, but it’s too bad that these Dancing Monkeys aren’t just Dancing Monkeys that their trainer can put to sleep because they’re all danced out…

The only thing nice about this over the top shoot it is that Bruce Jenner let his Tranny hair out…not you tranny lovers can really throw down to him…if you know what I mean…

Garbage

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2013

02

Dec

BCSmokeShop is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

BC SMOKE SHOP is our second day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR

Why? Because we should all smoke weed everyday…especially during the holidays…because let’s face it, dealing with family is pretty shitty, and if you don’t have family, well that’s pretty shitty too, because the holidays can be pretty shitty, so why not do whatever you can do to make it better…

So get this for your granny, your sister, your neighbor or yourself, Vape your way into the future or at least every day and night for the rest of your life…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

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Posted in:SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

02

Dec

Kelly Brook for Love Magazine of the Day

Fatty Kelly Brook…is in this Years…LOVE Magazine HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…and she’s sucking in her stomach as hard as she can to not be as fat as her tits make you think she is…the kind of girl who isn’t as fat as she should be…but still fat enough…to assume she ate too much holiday turkey…

Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL and it is relatively genius…at least in terms of advent calendar…

Even if I like DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’s Holiday GUIDE better..for obvious reasons…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2013

02

Dec

TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good…

You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat…

Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around…

Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere….

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Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Camila Morrone is the Future for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox has the ability to seek out and find the single hottest girls to replace the other hot girls we are bored of….

You see because people tend to forget that as the babe you are into ages and falls off, there is younger, cooler, hotter, more inspiring version of her coming up…That’s why I never understand people who get sad in break-ups and shit…there’s always new pussy around the corner…it comes with there being millions of girls in the world…so always keep your eye out for the next one…cuz the current one, no matter how great she is is just gonna suck eventually…usually sooner than later..

Here’s Camila Morrone…and she’s amazing..

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs…

I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS

Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Caroline Berg Eriksen is the Best Post Pregnant Mom Ever of the DAy

People are such haters…it makes me laugh, especially in the FAT Generation we live in, it’s like a skinny bitch happens and everyone wants to bring her down and shove food down her throat and make her fat and lazy like them…

The story behind this is that Caroline Berg Eriksen, who is some Soccer wife in some other country, just had a kid…posted this selfie, because that’s the kind of Glamour Model who lands soccer players, slut she has always been…and the public went nuts..

It’s like who fucking cares that her body is banging’ even after pregnancy, this is the way it should always be, and for that…I celebrate Caroline Berg Eriksen … and you should too…

Not everyone buys into the scam that when eating for two you have to eat for fucking two, not everyone uses it as an excuse to indulge now that you’ve trapped your man..some people want to stay hot, despite their 9 month retirement plan….

Fat girls are just jealous..

Posted in:Caroline Berg Eriksen|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis…

You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof.

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Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters…

I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny.

I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime.

Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass.

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW