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2017

23

Feb

Bella Thorne in Black Face of the Day

THAT ACNE FACED / POCK FACED / GINGER FRECKLE FACED racist….all in black face cultural appropriating black America while trying to get LIKES and follows to increase her fame and profile…WEIRD…

All running her minstrel show….all in black face like she’s Al Johnston…in black face…Unless she’s in Orange Face doing the Donald Trump….

Whatever it is, it looks like she was just jerked off on by 12 fucking Orange Julius employees….who have been living off the shit for years…if that’s a thing? I mean I couldn’t think of anything orange…that would cum orange…like her hair….

I kind of like whatever this lubricated face weirdness is – because it’s not a “look how hot my hot ass is cuz I am young and it’s hot”…pic…mixing it up…

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2017

23

Feb

Abbey Clancy Panty Flash and Great Legs of the Day

Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…she’s a re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…

She was at the BRIT awards because she’s British and amazing…and her legs long and luxurious…as she flashes her panties thanks to being invited to a red carpet event and maximizing…

I like her…she’s great…

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Rita Ora’s who no one really understands what she does, but they know she’s from the UK…a Glamourous Queen dressed like she’s in a period piece royalty….looking over her people…she’s just that kind of ego…

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CHARLI XCX was there…and who the fuck cares about these British twats…or their awards…with their dumb accents and big mashed potato eating tits…

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Some Mollie King whoever the fuck that is… was there….and I’ll throw her in this British Beef Stew of a post no one cares about…

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2017

23

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Bikini for a Sports Illustrated Lexus Ad of the Day

Every year…..Sports Illustrated sells a flagship ad to LEXUS, because it’s easy…it’s tradition, these car companies have millions to throw at bullshit…and SI needs the money to produce their magazine shoots, that shit is expensive…..

It doesn’t necessarily sell product or cars for LEXUS…but the advertising world is fucking bullshit, they are all homies, they keep the deal alive, the execs like to hang with models, and they need to spend the money somewhere so why not on this shit..

SO SI recruits one of their hookers in their stable of hookers to do the campaign, and this is what they pull off…and it’s garbage…it really is fucking garbage…I’ve seen better import model pics on instagram…and this model like all their models look fucking old and tired…but it happened…millions of dollars went into this…so appreciate it…or go buy a new LEXUS…you know they need all the help they can get seeing as detached and archaic they are in their marketing efforts….

Advertising industry is such bullshit..

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2017

23

Feb

Torz Reynolds – The Girl Who Cut Off her Finger of the Day

This girl is crazy. She’s on another level of body modification. She’s one of those people who wants to amputate body parts as part of her body modification, even though there is such thing as when the modification isn’t actually a good thing, usually most of the fucking time, you weirdo emo hipster tattooed up freakshows…

If you were to put this in car perspective, this mod is not quite a paint job, it’s removing one of the breaks to see how well shit fares…because we are born with 10 fingers for a reason…

I’ve seen documentaries on these people who crave being amputees, god fucking knows why, since most amputees hate being amputees, it’s pretty entitled really…like “Omg, I want to be missing limbs also….handicapped spot baby”…..

I guess this is the lowest impact amputation you can do, I mean pinky or little toe…but it’s still strange and probably a gateway to her becoming a torso…which for those of you who can only afford the torso real doll know…it’s where the key body parts we need are…and it makes for a better spinning top on your boner…

But for now…it’s just her finger…and it’s fucked…

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Biel VS Rainbows of the Day

Jessica Biel bores me. I just see a weak bitch, who was on TV, made some money, got access to her boy band crush, linked up with him, moved in on him, let him do all he wanted to do, like fuck dudes, cuz he must be gay, waiting around for 10 years…behaving….going to the gym…putting in her time…getting him to propose…married…breeding…and being set for life cuz Timberlake is rich as fuck….

I just never liked her muscles, her fitness, her old tired face…I wasn’t a believer….

So seeing her suck Rainbow like it was the casting director of Seventh Heaven….or Timberlake’s Britney cum and cheeto covered cock….isn’t erotic to me..

But Rainbow erotica is a thing..for the easily pleased….the real perverts…like people in prison who haven’t smelled a woman in years…anything they do with their mouth leads to jerk off material…or like you….weirdo…

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2017

23

Feb

Vita Sidorkina Surfer Babe Who Doesn’t Surf for Vogue Magazine of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret…I think their styling, their photography, their use of these amazing fucking girls, is dated as fuck…they are trying so hard to be relevant…they hire hit instagram phototgrahers….

THE ONLY good thing about them is that pussy is eager to participate with the brand because they pay well, and they have created this exclusive army of pussy that I call the pussy army, but that they call their angels, and because it’s exclusive, other pussy that is still substantial pussy, but doesn’t have that stamp of approval, wants nothing more than to be pussy in the Victoria’s secret pussy army, because it has pussy ego and feels like it is star pussy….so they spend their lives feeling inadequate hoping maybe one day they will be one of the 20 pussies in that pussy army…

but I love Vita Sidorkina…who I have never heard of before today…but who looks great half naked…I may be in love…

Posted in:SFW|Vita Sidorkina

2017

23

Feb

Angelina Jolie Gets Advertising Work of the Day

Angelina Jolie is recently single and apparently like all divorcees is getting herself back out there…slutting out….by pulling brand deals to pay for her legal team…because she doesn’t already have more money than god, while thinking she’s god, as she goes through african and asian villages surrounded by children she’s acquired and little singing birds chirping as bunnies hop along her saintly side…almost forgetting she was a heroin addict fucking damaged rich kid before becoming the dark and mysterious tits everyone….wanted to fuck and breed with…especially Brad Pitt….who left Aniston for her pussy….something I am sure he regrets now that her EVIL is targeting him in their custody battles…

I just think there’s a weird contrast between faking being a UN Ambassador and pulling brand deals…it just doesn’t make sense to me…but keeping her darkly lit does…since BITCH is old…

She doesn’t look photoshopped at all..

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|SFW

2017

23

Feb

Old Hag Katy Perry at the Brit Awards of the Day

Katy perry must be pretty old by now…and people surprisingly still like her….and buy into her and make her more stupid millions than she really deserves..I mean according to me….but I guess the reality is she probably deserves more than the millions she’s made on her shitty music…because other people are getting paid off riding her back..but I guess without them…she’d never exist because she’s really not at all substantial in any way…except maybe her tits…but great tits or big tits…or tits in general are everywhere…they don’t need to be mainstream song and dancing to stupid songs and bad dances….while idiots throw money at her nonsense….that shit happens everyday in strip clubs around the world…

What I am getting at is that Katy Perry being a respectable or celebated or paid artist blows my fucking mind…because her shit is garbage…but I guess people like garbage….

Here she is at some award show bullshit…with her BOTOX face…goodtimes..

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Here’s her new shitty video…I am sure it is annoying but I wouldn’t watch it….

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Alba Dancing Minute of the DAy

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Here’s a little boomerang dance featuring Jessica Alba and some other chick…because why the fuck not…

A little hip shake that got her the career she had…only with more clothes on cuz she’s a mom….and has a brand to protect…

A little slut gleam in her eye that got her the career she had before leveraging it into a billion dollar brand….

Because you can put the slut into the housewife with tons of staff / nannies and cooks to get by….but you can’t take the slut out of her soul….

There’s no way that Alba’s not out there fucking all the movie producers she can despite being married…she’s an actor, not a very good one, but an actor…and what you see of her is all an act…and like all actors..she’s probably on an Academy award mission, and the way to do that is to just keep fucking people in the industry…it’s good for ego…while her Husband…sits and waits for her to come home….the billion dollar brand is just bonus…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash of the Day

Bella Hadid wore panties – which is too bad because we can’t see how banged out she was left after the Weeknd left her for Selena Gomez….maybe she’s just too classy to be sprawled out getting out of the car like a fame whore…you know too rich and famous to bother putting it all out there…but you’d assume she have the daddy issues and rich girl seeking attention issues to do better than this…I mean those white panties aren’t even piss or cum stained….like what is this manufactured bullshit…like she knew the paparazzi would be there waiting…it’d be so upsetting if I gave a fuck about Bella Hadid or her fame whoring, or fake modeling career, that is so manufactured and nonsense…but she doesn’t know that because she’s a brat and that’s how being entitled and rich works….it all works out….

She posted her nipples on Instagram – because instagram allows nipples when you’re famous….but when you’re me – you’re a pornographer…

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2017

22

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream…

But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me…

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2017

22

Feb

Ariel Winter in a See Through Trashy Dress of the Day

Ariel Winter is a pig who gets way too much press…but she’s on TV and thus important…and that’s all that matters in this flimsy world we live in. The social media, being as famous as you can because fame is all that matters, and people will love you as long as other people love you, and people will think you’re hot as long as other people think you’re hot, because of your tits…may not be hot, but they’ve been rebuilt alright – but the rest of you is still pretty monstrous…

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This is for some Young Hollywood event….and some other bitch named DOVE CAMERON who I guess is Young Hollywood was there…

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Victoria Justice was There….

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Back to Ariel Winter….here she is hiding her face…because she’s a monster…

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2017

22

Feb

Fergie in Latex Fetish Gear of the Day

Fergie posted a video of her in a fetish gear outfit because she’s a mom…who was once a crack or meth addict after being a child star before being a Black Eyed Pea…

I used to laugh at her hard face, but Fergie is wonderful….and not a man, she’s just a strong woman and my highlight Fergie story is that I drunkenly held hands with her at an event I snuck into once…and I felt like our soul connected…I bet she was thinking about that moment, our energy….when she got knocked up many years later…because that kind of love is for life…and that was the proof I needed that she had a uterus…making me feel better about staring at her ass…without her face…still fit and juicy…and lovely…because it’s probably photoshopped or a body double but I’ll still stare…I just wish this was the 90s, she was still on meth and broke and looking for 20 dollars to get through another night – so that I had a Fergie was a hooker story….but I don’t…

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day

Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen….

Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face.

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2017

22

Feb

Karlie Kloss in a Slutty Dress of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift let her real life Barbie Doll that she cultivated and plays dress up with and who is on call for Taylor Swift’s needs…because she had no childhood and now is richer than god…and some evil rich people create labs to create Robots to take over the world..this rich freak buys models to pretend to be her friend…but in order to keep things higher profile….she allows her to still work, because Taylor Swift can’t be seen with a normal…who isnt’ a model….I just wonder if Taylor Swift dresses her because when you soul your soul to the devil to increase your profile and reap the rewards of being her right hand…you gotta do what the crazy tyrant boss says….

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