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2017

23

Jun

Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a party girl, who is still around the city partying, not that I do any of that…but it’s so local…so amazing…they are basically local royalty that everyone pays attention to…hot enough, rich, famous tennis sluts….and what makes it all worse is that for as long as I can remember I have had a Tennis slut fetish…and to think one was in arms reach, not to kidnap but to at least apply to be her personal waxer, or gardener, or just the guy in the tree outside her bedroom window and to have not done it…is a reminder of how I am not a get things done, self starter and opportunity will forever pass me by…

At least I can stare at her bikini pics, but she’s not that great to look at, even though, that bikini shows asshole. I’m more into the Tennis slut, it’s a fetish I’ve had for a while, the grunting, the panty flashes the glamour and the money…the tennis player in bikini…not so hype…

Now I don’t love Eugenie Bouchard’s body in her bikini, it’s not driving me crazy, it is a bit too fitness – but it is still luxurious enough for me to feel like I’ve failed myself and that’s how I like going into the weekend…staring at young rich tennis assholes…you know….the only way to go into the weekend…

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2017

23

Jun

Demi Lovato Instagram Erotica Continues of the Day

Demi Lovato is on some kind of kick, that basically takes away from the kick she was on the last few years about being some chubby no make-up wearing instagrammer – you know to inspire her audience of fat and ugly chicks….but who is now recently single and rebranding as some GLAMOUR Model Instagram slut…busting her tits out in luxurious settings for no real reason…and it’s weird..

I’m all for a girl pushing out her tits, even one with a big neck, I just don’t like mixed messages…be consistent…either you’re fat or make-up free, or you’re trying this instagram model thing out to sell more records…but you can’t be both….well I guess you can when you’re rich and famous and the world is flimsy and forgets your nonsense and takes what you feed them….and I guess this era is the breast feeding era…good times.

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2017

23

Jun

Dead Instagram Model of the Day

Rebecca Burger is a Dead instagram hooker / model who was killed by a whipped cream canister that exploded and hit her directly in the heart like it was a sugar daddy cancelling the credit cards on her…and for some reason I find great joy in this story of what the hell is this world we live in, where a fake fitness model gets killed by a sugary fat filled treat, what kind of world is it where all these face tuned to look girls are actually just fat girls with a filter, what kind of world is it where you get taken out by junk….it’s all so confusing…yet…it happened….and dead is sad…but it’s better to burn out than to fade into obscurity even if you’re obscure to begin with and your death is your biggest viral stunt….

All this to say…weird.

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2017

23

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini Pic of the Day

Roller girl, who’s hottest role by far was roller girl, because it showcased her hot tits as a 70s porn star…like when porn actually mattered…Heather Graham…who must be in her 40s by now…and a mom….in a bikini, in a bikini selfie for social media…self produced clickbait you appreciate because you are still into Heather Graham, you still jerk off to her tits in all the movies she’s done, and you like seeing updated half nude content of her to see that she’s still around, to make her feel more than a film archive…I get it…kind of….I still jerk off to nudes of girls I fucked in the 90s that were shot in the 90s…on polaroid…that I still have…but then I check their Facebook pics out and remember why I stick to the archive footage..Aging, even when it is good…is awful…..but I guess not as awful as it could be…right

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2017

23

Jun

Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day

People have a hard on for Elle Fanning…and I don’t really understand it. I mean she’s some creepy actress who rode her creepy sisters coattails so that she too could get paid for this acting nonsense…and it worked….but I genuinely hear dudes talk about how hot she is or how amazing she is…and I assume they jerk off to her in movies she’s in…none of which I can name…

So being a CLICKBAIT FAKE NEWS PEDDLER…I figure…why not post some Elle Fanning shot by the paparazzi in a tube dress erotica…because you like it….

I’m so generous. I steal from the paparazzi and give to the poor and pathetic…a modern day hero…

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2017

23

Jun

Katharine McPhee in her Underwear of the Day

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…because Simon Cowell Makes Dreams come true while he cums on Ryan Seacrest…or the pile of money he’s made by being some psychopath who knows how to manipulate the public into buying into shit music and talent contests as he cashes the fuck in…

I don’t know why American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star is in her underwear, apparently she’s on set because she’s a real actress….but I know I’ll still take the half a second it takes to look at it.

Because when a girl selfies like this, you encourage her to do more…it’s how you get to the spread asshole nudes…

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2017

23

Jun

Whitney Cumming Very Rich in a Bikini of the Day

Whitney Cumming is some clever marketer who understood that she wasn’t hot enough to be an actress, I mean, I am sure she is considering most actresses are fucking bunk, but I guess at the time it was harder to become an actor than to break into comedy as the funny girl who talked about sucking dick, long enough and with enough conviction in her deliver to allow her to develop or at least attach herself onto a few TV shows that all came out at the same time, and that took her out of touring the standup clubs and staying in shit hotels, to the life of luxury a girl who sucks dick and talks about sucking dick, in LA, nevertheless, the land of opportunity for the right dick sucker deserves…because you know getting a TV show isn’t that easy and requires a continuation of that dick sucking but made more transactional…ROMANCE…SUCCESS…BIKINI SELFIES on a FRIDAY for attention.

I like her because she’s not that fat.

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2017

23

Jun

Ariel Winter is Mad She Got Called Out for Buying Her Houseboy Boyfriend of the DAy

Here is some Ariel Winter defending her boyfriend who everyone but her knows is mooching off her – because he’s likely a homosexual and figures getting in with an A Lister is a good way to get his career off the ground….so maybe she doesn’t pay him an allowance, but I’m sure she pays for everything, she just doesn’t realize it because he’s blinding her with his dick…magical…not really..but funny for sure…these broken girls always think the dudes using them are for real…lucky guys….K-Fed for life..

Here’s is the Ariel Winter – Broken Famous Child Star – in Review

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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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2017

22

Jun

Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day

Nina Agdal Shows her Asshole or Ass Crack

Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance..

Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH….

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2017

22

Jun

Gillian Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

Gillian Anderson in a bikini while her husband looks to see if her vagina is still there

Gillian Anderson’s husband is looking for her pussy…because I guess when Menopause happens, the VAGINA dies…and dude’s left wondering if being with such a super famous nerd icon is worth it…and maybe she is cool enough to let him get away with fucking younger pussy for fun…who knows, getting old is weird…

Every old married guy I knows bitches that his wife won’t fuck him, not that he wants her to fuck him, and reminisces about getting head and being a sexual deviant in younger years, but traded it all in for prison…which makes no sense…always fuck the young girls willing to fuck you….married or not…we only live once…

That said, here’s Gillian Anderson in a bikini for her creepy pervert fans who still jerk off to her all these years later – even though she wasn’t even that hot on x-files. The world is weird.

Gillian Anderson in a Bikini for the perverts

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2017

22

Jun

Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

Sarah Hyland from Modern Family is Showing her Armpit in a Selfie

I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect..

I’m glad we sorted this out together…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

22

Jun

Ariel Winter – New Day – New Shameless Shorts Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day

Ariel Winter Ass in Shorts

Ariel Winter is really milking her dumpy ass….she’s a big pig in shorts who makes no sense – but she is a self starter and takes it upon herself to call the paparazzi and jack her shorts up her ass for all to see that even 18 year olds can be dumpy as fuck…and that people will still post about her because she’s on TV….she’s an exhibitionist trying to piss off her mom and doing it in the most boring way…I’d rather this be insertion videos, you know putting things on set of Modern Family that the fans are familiar with up her dumpy asshole…like Sofia Vergara’s tits.

This short short thing is just basic, boring, low hanging fruit and all the girls are dressed like this…and they usually don’t have baby bumps from all the craft services they eat on set…

Ariel Winter..is disgusting…and here are her white shorts…too bad she doesn’t get her period inthem to make it all better…

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2017

22

Jun

Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day

Demi Lovato in bed erotica showing cleavage

Demi Lovato is laying in bed with her tits out….yet she is covered, because she’s a body positive ambassador and feels hot now that she’s lost a bunch of weight, as most people who lose a bunch of weight feel…even after being all body positive…because the whole body positive is just bullshit and an angle..for these idiots who are too lazy to get fit…

All it took was a breakup to FES from the 70s show dumping her, coupled with some bi-polar disorder, history of addiction and a THICK Neck…seriously…her neck is ridiculous…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

22

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

18 Year Old Lily Rose Depp and her Tight Cameltoe Shorts

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot…

Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots…

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