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2016

30

Sep

Rita Ora Slutty for Vanity Fair in Lingerie of the day

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Rita Ora is in some obscure market Vanity Fair wearing her lingerie, showing nipples, because she does everything in her power to be the next Rihanna , which isn’t very much power, but more power than most hookers, thanks to having a record deal and some friends who are important people..allowing her to get into magazines like she matters, where she can get half naked where it matters, because people like me write about it like it matters…when really none of this really matters, big tits or not…she’s never going to be Rihanna…she’s too old for that!

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2016

30

Sep

Karlie Kloss for Vogue Mexico in a Bra for Taylor Swift of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is Taylor Swift’s puppet. Her real life barbie doll, who lived in her house, even though she makes a couple million dollars a year, in what we consider some kind of weird sex cult that is Taylor Swift’s apartment – where they manipulate the whole fucking world into buying her bullshit – to think getting some model to do anything she tells them to do would be irresponsible….Taylor Swift is a predator…and Karlie Kloss her victim…who probably don’t even realize she’s a victim…

But who is showing nipples in a magazine…I think those are nipples..nipples that Taylor Swift probably allowed her to show after she has to ask for permission…rich people are weird…

Karlie Kloss isn’t that exciting looking…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Shailene WOodley GOT TITS of the Day

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Shailene Woodley wants you to know she has tits….Thanks Shailene Woodley…because you’re suddenly more interesting than you ever were…because Shailene Woodley are a very important tool in the feminist movement to allow us to really grasp and understand or even benchmark and qualify or quantify a girl’s worth.

I’m glad the suffragette movement has brought us to this. Give them the right to vote, the right to work, paid Maternity leave, yet they still think all that matters about them is showing their tits…it’s their right..to be empowered women, who don’t sexualize their body, they let you sexualize it for them, only to yell at you about sexualizing them, when all I really want to see is her ‘artist’ bush…

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Posted in:SFW|Shailene Woodley

2016

30

Sep

Stella Maxwell Still Showing Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell understands marketing and how to be relevant in this world of social media and “modeling”….show your tits…all she does is show her tits…good job famewhdre…

The weird thing about these social media models who work for the cheesy underwear mall brand….is that with the hype around them, thanks the internet and all their retard fans, fashion companies still hire them….even though everything they do is so staged, in their contrived, desperate and calculated moves….

It just don’t understand the hype, but her tits aren’t uneven anymore…thanks plastic surgery for making this weird looking lesbian hipster easier to jerk off to…

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

30

Sep

Anna Kedrick Big Tits of the Day

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I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especailly if they’ve been in movies and I know they are overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…

But she’s got tits…that the wants you to see…probably to distract from her grey hair…the horror…oh the horror…bitch gettin’ old….who knows here aging will take her face..but being average looking took her here..and that’s not a bad place to be..

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Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Barbara Palvin Ass in Leather of the Day

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Here’s Barbara Palvin in leather on some motorcycle for some of you motorcycle dudes with babes on motorbike fetishes…but keep in mind that Barbara Palvin is a not hot bigger girl and she only fucks black guys…just not publicly, because I guess Victoria’s Secret doesn’t encourage that whole interracial thing, they’re more into the sugar babies who fuck rich guys…not black guys…

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Daphne Groeneveld Braless for Fashion Week of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld looks like she’s sucking on sour patch kids…with that weird massive tooth mouth of hers…but you should focus on her tits, that aren’t wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras anymore…

She was modelling at 17…she’s dutch…she’s been titty modeling probably since soon after that as these girls do…so I guess anyone who would care about Daphne Groeneveld would have already seen her tits…and anyone who is a fan of Daphne Groeneveld can obviously get past the size of her teeth….a road hazard in the road of blowjobs…

She’s kinda retarded looking, but kinda amazing looking, and her perky model tits are friendly…than those teeth we’ll just assume her vagina doesn’t have…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Daisy Ridley for the Star Wars Nerds of the Day

I don’t watch Star Wars…I find that shit weird….not so much the movies, I saw them and didn’t care, but the fans…those people are fucked…

So fucked that Daisy Ridley and her short chubby legs…which is good enough for the Star Wars nerds, she’s just gotta be in Star Wars for them. Hell she could have a dick or be 300 pounds like Jaba the Hut and they’d still jerk off to her…because that’s the kind of socially awkward, creepy, perverted these sad sad people are…

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Posted in:Daisy Ridley|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Selena Gomez is the Most Followed Person on Instagram of the Day

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100 million followers isn’t bad for someone who hasn’t posted a picture on her instagram in 6 weeks…

The instagram whores have someone to look up to and hopefully they follow her lead…because I am tired of all these assholes posing bullshit photos every two hours…even if they are usually half naked which I generally like on a woman….but it gets the point of annoying when we have to see how fucking lame, desperate and annoying the half naked bitch..

I think if everyone just posted their damn photoshopped bullshit photoshoot pics once every 6 weeks, the world would be a better place.

There’s just too much noise, too much content, and the whole thing is fucking irritating…but not as irritating as Selena Gomez’s LUPUS which we can assume is the cause of her “media blackout” the last 6 weeks…as she lays dead, dying, or suicidal somewhere, because I guess that’s good for business….premature death…look what it did for the other Selena’s record sales…

Either way, social media doesn’t matter, proven in the fact that 100,000,000 people may be a lot of people, but there are a few billion in the world….who don’t give a fuck and those are the people who give me hope…I’m talking to you weird tribal man in the Jungle…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

30

Sep

Fat Sophie Simmons and Her Downward Pointing Nipples Want to be an Instagram Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat than she was, at least based on these photoshopped pics of her, she’s less fat than she was at her fattest, but not as skinny as she was when she thought instagram models had to be skinny and she was starving herself and working out…

I guess she realized that she’s the heiress to a billion dollar father…or worse…she realized that fat girls can make it…even if their nipples are aiming the ground like they are sad….because fat girls connect with fat girls…crazy…right…

She’s got access to all the money in the world….so why she’s decided to become an instagram model, signed with an agency…seems weird to me. It’s like get a job doing something that matters, that makes even a small difference you lazy, proven by your gunt….you don’t need to be a self involved cunt taking selfies and staging photoshoots for likes…it’s weird…

Not to mention anyone who cares or jerks off to her is just a weirdo KISS fan, and her tits are just another one of Gene Simmons, their god’s creations…like the KISS beer fridge, or the KISS tampons…or the KISS pile of dog shit…only the human version…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

29

Sep

Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy

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Kate Moss is still getting work – because she’s iconic…and legendary…now that 90s and hipster is the thing…

Kate Moss is my favorite…because she’s such a dirty little pig…who cleans up niche..and I think I love her and have for a long time and I always will…she was the original heroin chic, criticized for being too skinny – which in and of itself is so fucking hot..

Her not giving fuck about showing her little modle of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…all from drug addict rockstars who fuck groupies…when they aren’t fucking her…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I want to smell that old, menopausal, vile vagina…..

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat..

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Sofia Resing was also there…

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Ariel Winter’s in Rogue Magazine of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in some lingerie in some pretentious fashion bullshit that targets teen girls…I think Rogue is actually a feminist site run by some young feminist who was once a 10 year old fashion blogger that did Oprah…who has a lot of feminist friends and content creators that are all hypocrites to the Women’s Studies 101 rhetoric they spew…you know with pictures like this, of a fat chick in lingerie, that I assume is some sort of body positive campaign that tells the kids it is ok for fat girls to wear lingerie – even though lingerie in and of itself is sexual and is sexualizing them…especially when they are 18 and from a TV show perverts jerked off to because of the monster tits…

The whole world is fucking backwards…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

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These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is…..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

29

Sep

I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

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Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood…

Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit…

She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love.

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Posted in:Francesca Eastwood|SFW