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2017

27

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

Fuck it…here’s a couple of pics, I think I’ve already posted, of shameless product of the times, Disney Kid who was sold by her parents, and wants to run a 24/7 reality show on her social media, because she loves attention – roping in the perverts to watch her GET A BIKINI WAX and other slutty things she’s been pushing for a year….with some more nipple, because free the nipple, feminism, hipocrisy, part of the capitalistic media….an evil contributor to the evil in society…BUT showing her nipples..which is always nice.

I like the exhibitionism, whether she’s just a puppet, or not, she’s definitely a bit of an idiot, but one who doesn’t take herself too seriously, which is nice and watching her shaving her feminist armpit hair like that’s really a protest – when everything she does in life counters that is porn to some of you – you know watching grooming – some dudes eat girl snot they find in the trash…or PERIODS…humans are disgusting….

Either way – here’s some DISNEY created action – the happiest place on earth you know..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Megyn Kelly Fox News Erotica of the DAy

Here’s some Megyn Kelly ex fox news porno host erotica of the day….because like all conservative MUSLIMS – she’s swimming in some pants – knowing that what lies beneath said pants – is terrifying – more terrifying than the ARAB invasion, Terrorism, or GLOBALIZATION…not that I know anything about her politics, I just know her bad taste in leggigns…

The idea of jerking off to a super uptight bitch is always fun, but you know she’s just acting to get paid…it’s what these bitches do….but I know she’s not actually an uptight bitch, she’s an opportunist navigating her way to a place her ego likes….

I guess she’s in Hawaii cold chilling before going back to work at NBC on her daytime show, because she knows to get out of FOX news before it’s too late, go where they pay her..since bitches like money….and are flimsy about everything else….in order to get the money….and needless to say, she looks better as a talking head behind the desk saying shit that pisses you off…

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Posted in:Megyn Kelly|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot…SEE THE PICS HERE

It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled..

Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up..

She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets..

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Bella Oelman is My Most Recent Instagram Follow of the Day


Her name is Bella Oelman – because the world needs another Bella. I am guessing that 20 years ago, when all these Bellas happened, Bella was the name of the fucking year, and for some reason they all turned out hot enough to model – because it is the instagram era of everyone is a fucking model, people don’t want to work, they just want to be paid to exist, and for some reason – a reason I call perverts everywhere – this exhibitionism works…

She is my most recent IG follow, I actually had to go unfollow someone – because I hoard these girls and their feeds – becasue I don’t care about “Ratio” or the face that I’ve maxed out the number of followers I can have – I don’t need to pretend I only think 100 people are worthy of my eyes, because I look at everything – and still don’t care about anything – it is a skill…

So here’s to another one sided relationship with a hot bitch trying to get more and more famous by getting naked – as these kids do these days cuz they are young and hot and the platform exists…

Posted in:Bella Oelman|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Rat Cow Getting Paid of the Day

It’s hard to say that Rat Cow is disgusting looking, she’s got what you’d call some bomb ass titties, whether real or fake, they are done right and that alone is enough to carry her to the heights she’s got to….

It’s easy to say she got lucky, because she did, she’s not ALL that hot, like she doesn’t deserve to be making over a million a year, which she is, all based on being a great set of tits… it was a timing situation, she got into some video, her tits were as big of the song and she’s been coasting…taking jobs that come for her big following who are only there for her tits…and that are likely 99 percent dudes….

But I guess there is no rhyme or reason to why one set of tits reaches top tier level for tits…and others end up stripping her married to a rich guy angry they never made it…

I will say she has cleverly polarized her tits into “fashion” and “relevant” by attending every singe event she can, don’t say no, never say no, because you’re really easily replaceable based on what you do…so take ALL opportunities…

I am a fan of her and her bird face, I have for her entire public existence…I just think she’s overrated garbage on the grand scheme of things but I’d be totally into her hot boy pissing on my face as punishment for all the mean things I’ve said about her over the years….real into it…

This is her getting paid…I assume her creepy ginger probably rich balding boyfriend who must have a huge dick or like a good CUCKOLD is holding her purse somewhere off camera cuz he doesn’t let her out of sight…even though she’s really not great…but he probably knows she’s a whore and he must monitor her…

WHO KNOWS!

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner Body Dysmorphia of the Day

Kylie Jenner is so freakish looking…they’ve turned this freak into a freak…by sucking so much fat out of her stomach and rebuilding her overly made-up face..it is terrifying…

It’s not hot waist to hip ratio, it’s Facetune and procedures for vanity..and clearly there is something wrong with her to think this is good, or hot, or for the world to think this is good or hot…and that’s obviously got something to do with being a TV whore from a very young age, thanks to her mom being a shameless den mother, madame whoring out her trash….

The issue is that young girls look at this freakish shape and think it is normal…the other issue is that she pretends to be a body positive anti-bullying person – yet she’s saying “young girls you should look like this”….a fucking mutant that they can never be, nor should they want to, yet they do…

It’s fucking weird…she’s got a new show coming out – that people will watch because TV is scrambling and this is the only thing that works.

Her sister is even more terrifying – and together they represent all fucking evil..

Here’s the nipple..

Posted in:SFW

2017

26

Apr

Bella Thorne’s IG Bikini Wax Story of the Day

I am a bush supporter, I am a “SavetheBush”, Don’t Shave the Bush kind of pervert. I just think Bush is natural and thus sexy, and an amazing accessory on all pussy…I don’t care if it is trimmed or not, the bigger the better..and that I firmly believe the waxing pussy is a girl on girl crime, that is blamed on men, since men will fuck anything…even inanimate objects and will never let pubic hair get in the way..

You see they say it is what men want, because it is what dirty porn sluts did to optimize their penetration shots…

They say it’s some oppressive man bullshit, yet all Salons are woman owned that I know of…

They say that it is men trying to sexualize and control women…when it’s all woman media who teach them this shit..

They say down with the patriarchy by protesting the patriarchy – by growing out their bush, a natural and lazy thing….but they are the ones judging each other for having pussy hair stick out of bikini bottoms….

Pussy hair sticking out of anywhere is a fucking fetish, it’s hot..men don’t hate that…maybe gay men…but none that I know..it’s hot..

Not to mention, Bella is a redhead, her pussy hair blonde and fair…to do this to herself…is fucking abusive..

But also a fetish to some…so watch her getting a bikini wax, it’s something I used to try to google years ago and it couldn’t be found…well thanks to shameless sluts letting you into their life…it’s on IG story..and it’s good..even if it’s sad to see her murdering her bush…for a man who loves bush….I shed a tear over this…it’s a horror movie to me….really

At least she wasn’t shitting in the video…

In other Bella Thorne news….she ate a banana, which is funny enough, another fetish of mine, because I am a basic man and see a phallus in a mouth and visualize dick sucking, that’s why I encourage girls to eat bananas in public or on snapchat for me, with either their mouth or pussy – cuz it’s hot..and they know exactly what they are doing…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

26

Apr

Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day

Brie Larson is annoying. She’s not hot, yet she sexualizes herself like she is, and no one gave a fuck about her before she won her Academy award, for not being hot, but for being some beat up looking mom in her 30s who spent the previous 20 years in a garden shed, where women belong…so they don’t annoy you with their talking…and really…they’d probably like it there, they can just sleep all day with no guilt as you cater to them and feed them like their fucking dad…cuz they don’t like growing up….otherwise they wouldn’t all date rich guys so they don’t need to work…it’s like all girls secretly want to be abducted and taken care of…it’s called marriage…they just ant it at a spa or 5 star hotel because they are greedy…

Well since the Academy award for being a non-hot chick, Brie Larson, has let her ego and narcissism and new career as the chubby, average at best girl who gets important roles get the best of her….

COUPLED with being a spokesperson for women’s abuse, as she’s an expert thanks to playing one in a fucking movie…shut the fuck up…you’re not that important bitch..

Well, Vanity Fair seems to disagree…because they got her to take her shirt off for them…and she did it…like I guess all women’s abuse advocates do…LOLZ…bullshit…just bullshit…

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

26

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to….

She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy…
Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting…

Seriously…it’s fucking weird…

So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster…

What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing…

This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

26

Apr

Lea Michele Bed Erotica of the Day

Lea Michele is out there promoting an album, ride that Glee fame as hard as you can and make that money….and she’s doing her promotional tour on TV shows and more interestingly she takes slutty pics of herself in bed….in her pajamas…

I recently wrote this about Lea Michele who I called Sir Lea Michele…because I am comedic…so comedic…laugh people…laugh…


Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…

You see, cuz when a girl in whoring out on her bed…she doesn’t face…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

26

Apr

Serena Williams Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Serena Williams is pregnant with the dude from Reddit who didn’t kill himself after selling off to Conde Nast…that was the other one…instead this one took his billions of internet money…and used it to live out a very weird sexual fetish, because ultimately, who a man knocks up is representative of their fetish, whether it is a hot sugar baby gold digging, or a famous actress, or a successful athlete or some weird youthful asian import…or some 500 pound pig of a woman the dude is presenting it to the world.. what he couldn’t resist cumming inside..

Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…but I guess people are weird and I do have a friend who likes being smothered by fat black women and their monster tits, maybe this is like that…WHO knows…not me…but trying to like her pregnant tits in this sport bra…isn’t working out for me.

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Demi Lovato Keeps Bushing the Bikini of the Day

Demi Lovato is really committed to her bikini selfies. It’s some sort of campaign she’s on called “i feel really hot and I’m trying to piss off my ex boyfriend”…

That is being packaged as “Love your body, body positive, be yourself, be you, do you, I do me”….bullshit fodder that her team feeds her…

While being “i’m at my hottest, let’s take slutty pics, to get back at that man”….

Because all girls, despite how they intellectualize themselves, are sluts…at least when posting shameless content.

This doesn’t inspire other chicks, this is just shameless for hits / likes…and it’s creating a really fucking dark, weird, exhibitionist world….

These are three more bikinis to her already 4-5 she posted….in a row…MY god…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

25

Apr

Jessica Alba Looking Old in Elle Australia of the Day

Jessica Alba looks old….because she is old…

She’s also a billionaire..but more imoportanlty, Jessica ALba, the hot half mexican from all the shittiest movies of many years ago…who inspired you to jerk off in at least one bikini picture, because she had titties and looked good in a bikini, it was her mission…or her value, who knows, it was a different time and she’s not all that hot, I don’t think she would have had a career if she came into the industry as a young Alba today, she’s just too lame, but it happened, and here she is…being thoughtful…as she promotes her empire…and by thoughtful I mean not THOT enough and old.

But foot fetish pic…right?

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

Posted in:Scarlet Stallone|SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone