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2017

05

Apr

Models in Swimsuits of the Day

One of my least favorite photoshoot concepts or series is the staged catalog bikini shoot.

I don’t know why, it just bothers me. The pictures are fucking cheesy and contrived. There is no soul, it’s just cookie-cutter nonsense, plastic, superficial, not creative, interesting, inspiring, exciting…it’s been done, it’s repetitive, it’s fucking stupid…but it’s still hot bitches posing in make-up, under good light, on the beach…in bikinis….

Zero raw, fully sterile, posing like idiots….Toni Garrn, Blanca Padilla, Georgia Fowler and Ophelie Guillermand (I posted her tits yesterday) in bikinis…

Because it is still models in bikinis….even if everything about the pictures are the fucking worst.

Posted in:Blanca Padilla|Georgia Fowler|Ophelie Guillermand|SFW|Toni Garrn

2017

05

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day

I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill….

But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”…..

So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos..

Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke….

It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi.

The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good.

I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice.

The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist…

I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at….

So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t…

Posted in:SFW

2017

04

Apr

Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day

My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage.

That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course…

I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day

Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is…

DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun.

Here’s a video.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

04

Apr

David Spade Fucking Naya Rivera is Hilarious of the Day

People were excited to see David Spade fucking Naya Rivera in Maui in the pool…which is probably part of the reason you shouldn’t jump into the hotel pool with so much ease and excitement after a long travel day to get to Maui….because David Spade and Naya Rivera are not the only people fucking the pool….EVERYONE is..and innocent you, the virgin, ends up with herpes cuz of it…which no vacation to me….

That said, who fucking cares who David Spade is fucking, this bitch was on TV for a minute and a half, got a bit of celebrity, fucked some black dudes, despite her dad Geraldo being against it, and ended up with an old white guy to replace her dad after her disowned her…

She’s a mom, so her pussy is banged out and not just because of the big black dick she’s had, so let David Spade take on her sloppy used up seconds. You don’t have to be old to be expired you know…

I checked her instagram and she’s posting were cosmetic treatments and the doctor who gives them to her for free – pretty fucking bootleg and trashy…are you sure she’s not a local stripper with a big following? Cuz that’s what they do on their social media…her as an actor..seems to be a ship that has sailed…like the sail…that is her labia…on a windy day…after getting out of the pool david spade fucked her in….Romance.

Looking Good,

Posted in:Naya Rivera|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future.

Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery.

Here is her social media tits…

Here she is in fitness

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Mischa Barton Desperate for Cash of the Day

I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton…

The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK….

Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton….

She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did…

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Mr Lea Michele Butt Shots of the Day

Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…something we can assume she’s trying to prevent herself as a whole, with her voice of an angel, in whatever it is she’s promoting by getting half naked, because that’s how people promote things, in this “don’t sexualize me, let me sexualize myself, since sex sells world”….

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day

In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money….

Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models….

That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

04

Apr

Lottie Moss is a Model Because Her Last Name is Moss of the Day

I find it interesting that anyone can become a model nowadays – thanks to social media and a last name. You don’t need to have anything that makes you look like a model. You don’t need to be tall or sickly skinny or interesting looking. You just need those followers, that last name, a Half Sister with connections from being one of the most popular models, paving the way for you to scam your way into being a model, without having anything substantial about you….and it fucking works…because people are flimsy morons who don’t care about value or substance, and just take what’s given to them, or what they are told to take, because they are lazy minds, drones even, trained to double click photos, but not to push the boundaries of content or humanity to do interesting things…

I feel like I live on a Disney set….and funny enough on this Disney set is a hell of a lot of women far more amazing that Lottie Moss…and I like all women….yet they just don’t have the right last name or half sister to create them…..

I understand nepotism, keep the rich richer, but this inclusion is nonsense, it’s like this girl isnt’ hot enough to be a top model, why give her the job, cuz she asks? Put her in the office, or behind the scenes, or like a back-up dancer because she can’t actually sing…where singing is standing around and posing for the camera…

She’s not Kate Moss…but she can pretend she is because people hiring her apparently do.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

03

Apr

Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days…

But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck…

Posted in:Courtney Cox|SFW

2017

03

Apr

Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video….

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

03

Apr

Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are….

Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot…

Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”…

But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right?

Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention…

TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE

She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

03

Apr

Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r

I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be…

So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them…..

TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller