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2017

10

May

Nina Agdal Looking Old in a Photoshoot of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster of a person….she comes across as fit and active in photos, she even scammed Sports Illustrated and Leonardo DiCaprio into thinking she’s something special or worth showcasing….not that Leo knows the difference, he’s too busy fucking dudes to notice the models he has around groupie-ing and leveraging their connection with him to as much press as possible….but Sports Illustrated could have done a lot better, instead they handed her out a career….I don’t get it…

But I like to think it’s cuz she’s got Downs Syndrome – based on her big forehead – you an attempt to affirmative action her, like she was Ashley Graham fighting for fatness, the retard version…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

10

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Not Pregnant in this Photoshoot of the DAy

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is 8 months pregnant, with is disgusting, not because she’s pushing 40 and has been doing this model thing for a long time, I figure her having kids is a normal thing that women do…like having their period….

BUt that doesn’t mean I need to accept it as a natural or normal thing. I get it, humanity needs to continue and they are coded like trained animals to breed…and I get it, the uterus needs to shed their lining because they couldn’t design humans better, and I get it science will say it is normal and accept it as fact..biology…just what we do and how we work…but I don’t buy it…

It’s some alien evidence, it’s disgusting, and it destroys these bitches at their core and by core I mean pussies..

That said, she did this shoot when she wasn’t overly pregnant..so take it in because she is great and I have been a fan of hers for a long time, so mourn her…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|SFW

2017

10

May

Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video:

Here’s a video of her booty…

Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same.

Posted in:Celine Farach|SFW|Videos

2017

10

May

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day

You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people…

You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way…

And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth…

GOOD WORK Georgina….

Posted in:Georgina Rodriguez|SFW

2017

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet..

I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

10

May

Jude Law’s Bottom Heavy Girl Catherine Harding of the Day

Catherine Harding is some IRISH singer who has been drinking too many Guinness and looking like too many sloppy bitches I see at IRISH bars, the one place that attracts some of the sloppiest, loudest, trashiest, middle of the road garbage…

She was also a vagina Jude Law put his penis in, because when you’re 50 year old creeper and a 25 year old comes along, you kind of overlook her flaws, like her thighs, if anything you appreciate them – because they aren’t old…YOUTH is a powerful thing….not as powerful as these legs…but POWERFUL none the less…

Posted in:Catherine Harding|SFW

2017

10

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up…

The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck…

Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love!

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

09

May

Alexis Ren Ass of the Day

Alexis Ren is subtle….you gotta respect a woman with a huge following from being the hot bodied girlfriend in a young budding romance that grew into a social media hooker – who likely fucks anyone if they are rich enough and maintains her escorting rates with her escorting social media…

She’s one step away from away from masturbating on snapchat private – and it’s exciting. The world is her oyster’s oyster…oyster…fuck.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

09

May

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on Vacation of the Day

In super important news – Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are on vacation but making a work vacation but taking some slutty pics – for their social media because really these girls never stop working on their end, but are never workin to all of us, but the money they are getting makes it a fuck you all, stare at them in bikinis being slutty for Fyre Fest part two or some nonsense…they are getting paid for…boring and magic….that isn’t magical at all…it is a strategic pile of shit

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

09

May

Kaia Gerber Exploited for Some Campaign of the Day

I think it’s nice to see a young girl following her mother’s footsteps – to live the dream of being a body in the fashion space…riding off her family connections, and fueled by their narcissism that allows them to really push her to the highest level of modeling, because she’s tall enough, she’s skinny enough, just look at those non-existent tween hips, and she’s ready to take on the industry of sleeze, greed, filth, martialism, because she is a Malibu raised barbie, and this is the instagram era where every 8/10 or less is a published model, but only some are dialed in at the Kaia Gerber level…

It’s the 1 percent, the rich getting richer, the keep up the momentum of the mom’s hard work, dicks were sucked and will be sucked again….but less…because she is the heiress to the GERBER baby empire…

Who cares…..she’s young, but her parents feel she’s old enough to be out there showing off her legs…let’s hope this all backfires since we like seeing people who win, turn around and fail…with drugs, suicide from the pressure, or worst…she gets fat…anything can happen, she’s barely done puberty…but you’re not creepy for looking, her parents are creepy for producing this.

VIDEO

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2017

09

May

Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day

I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off…

But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time

ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that…

Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

09

May

Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day

Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents….

Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

09

May

Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness…

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone.

BUT she is still old.

Posted in:Myleene Klass|SFW

2017

09

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years.

From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days.

But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress.

Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|SFW

2017

08

May

Bella Thorne is a Wifebeater and Other Shit of the Day

Bella Thorne is still magical..I feel I posted these pics already but I am posting them again…

I don’t know if these are the same pics I posted of her last week, I can’t keep track of her young nipples she loves showing, because she loves showing them off and it’s just everyday…a new nipple pic…because it’s just nipples…which is exactly what we want these young retards thinking…so that they show us nipples…right..

I do remember the first time I saw a girl in a wife beater without a bra…it was more exciting than my fat ass in the wife beater…nipples everywhere…It was the early 90s..my first love…a girl who had massive tits and for some reason she needed to borrow a shirt, it must have been after a concert, or bar, or drunk…and all I had q wife a beater…or I guess all I was willing to trick her into wearing was a wife beater…so that I could see her tits…without actually seducing her or tricking her into sex with me…She grew up to be fat, I grew up to be a Wifebeater…some self fulfilling prophecy or some shit…

That story was boring, but Bella Thorne’s outfit is not…welcome summer….

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Here’s some shit from her hanging with SNOOP…

Here’s some video bullshit…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW