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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

07

Mar

Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot…

She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it…

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini for Free People of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret, from Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret scout internationally to introduce you to all kinds of women who kind of all look the same….

I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my evil empire….I just don’t have millions of dollars or a brand that makes them famous or believe my lies….

This shoot isn’t for Victoria’s Secret…it’s for some other brand that like using models other brands use…all to perpetuate this stupid industry instead of finding new pussy…like what would you want sloppy seconds..and pay it tons of money it just makes no sense…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day

I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are…

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot…

She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those…

Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking…

Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped…

I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks…

I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

07

Mar

Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens…

I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me….

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW|Videos

2017

07

Mar

The Cultural Video Instagram Deleted Off My Account of the Day

I posted this video that was shot in an African village. It is of a farmer or farm hadn trying to cultivate more milk out of the cow. Apparently the primitive, or brilliant method they use is Blowing in the cow’s ass. It’s a fascinating feat of man, especially when he wipes the cow’s asshole off with its tail and goes back in for more.

Now I am not surprised, I have been deleted and blocked off instagram over and over and over again, and part of the reason I don’t use social media is because I have been deleted off every platform, over and over again making it impossible to build out…

But when your video is national geographic quality – anthropology – sociology – culturally rich….while EVERYONE from the kardashians to local whores are posting nudes…it becomes a bigger issue…

I should sue…..but it was a stolen video anyway….I just figured I’d post it.

Posted in:Instagram|SFW|Videos

2017

06

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Tits Again of the Day

Bella Thorne posted a little dance video featuring her skinny legs…in a little skirt…because she’s an exhibitionist probably something that stems from her parents wanting her to be famous so damn hard that they trained her to be this exhibitionist…knowing that being an exhibitionist gets more attention, more followers, more attention….more fame…and fame leads to more money…and money is all that fucking matters, at least for the American dream…which is the dream all these vapid cunts are chasing…BUY MORE THINGS…GET MORE FOLLOWERS…BUY EVEN MORE THINGS…all you gotta do is be slutty, on tv, so not too slutty….cuz people throw money at this shit…..and that’s the point…

The truth is that this is just an excuse to post her TITTY GIF from the weekend… VIDEO HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW|Videos

2017

06

Mar

Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day

Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2017

06

Mar

Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day

Sofia Richie and Pia Mia are best fucking friends…which makes sense, they are both ratchet little rich kids, youtubers or daughters of Lionel Richie…but unlike Nicole Richie are his actual DNA….so probably more loved, spoiled and in this era…of entitled cunt…annoying..

Together they are living in the LA scene…leveraging each other for followers, doing the LA thing to get noticed and paid attention to…so that they too can be Kardashians…or make that money for posting bullshit pics to social media like it matters…and I guess young girls are into them, into following them…and there’s just so much crossover between all these idiots…they are like the popular crowd in the highschool and I’m the creepy teacher jerking off to them….works for me…because having to listen to them talk would be far too tedious when staring at their pantyhose and poses takes little to no effort…

Posted in:Pia Mia|SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

06

Mar

Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull..

Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW|Videos

2017

06

Mar

Kylie Jenner Weird Shaped Body of the Day

Kylie Jenner is so fucking gross to look at, it amazes me that people find her hot, follow her, buy garbage she tells them to, but they do…all it takes is a bit of TV and being in a family that has mastered exhibitionism and bullshit by exploiting themselves, each other, the people they date, all for personal gain…all to build a brand or “empire” of shit…which is apparently good enough for America….the country with the highest of standards…

She’s some dirty Kim Kardashian clone – but white and it is fucking weird…

While Kylie is a weird – urban market – plastic surgery ridden – lipposuction freak – Kendall Jenner is around doing fashion model shit…all luxurious covering all the bases with her nipples hanging out – good times….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Katy Perry Week Old Big Legs of the Day

Katy Perry posted a picture of quinoa in her teeth…complaining about none of her friends telling her about the quinoa in her teeth…because celebrities are surrounded by suck ups who fear upsetting them and losing their positioning, so they just play it cool, tell tehm how great they are and would never say “you got food in your teeth”….that’s why celebs are so alone and weird in their existence….they can’t trust anyone, they are lonely, and all they have going for them is lots of money to distract from the emptiness that is their life….

Not so exciting, why look at her teeth, no one needs to see that dirty shit, when we’d rather look at her tits, because her large tits they make her really large strong legs in a revealing outfit at the Oscars before she cut off her hair…since that’s apparently a very important story in the media…because the media fucking sucks….

Here’s a video of her titty shake..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev on Yachts of the Day

Julianne Hough is apparently getting married because she’s basic like that, you know doing the whole rich and famous princess wedding for someone who I will assume is really fucking lame, uninteresting, entitled and bratty…totally something I don’t like from a professional dancer, I like when they are less hollywood and on tv and more broken, in strip clubs, trying to pay the bills for their shitty kids because they don’t live the dream life….they live a fucking nightmare…the way anyone who trains to be a pro dancer should be….

That said, she’s on her bachelorette party with her bff…Canadian herpes owner Nina Dobrev and the whole thing seems fucking lame as you’d expect…just basic women with too much money and celebrity…the worst…but in bikini…so not so bad I guess…

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Some videos and shit..

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened….

While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job….

I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately…

Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them…

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Nicki Minaj Shirt of the Day

I guess fat clown turned Nicki Minaj…the acting student white as fuck girl in NYC turned signed entertainer…who just ran with it…as far as she could take it…and as long as people were looking and paying her…she figured it was worth owning it….and eventually people started believing she was black, rapper, and I guess it worked of her…enough that she’s rich as fuck, famous, and can go to fashion events with her fake tit out – because when looking for some low level press – when all you know is low level press…this is what you do…

It’s not hot, but it’s weird and it happened, so whatever…I’ll post it…cuz more tits exposed in this world…is a good thing…even when it’s on some pile of shit like this thing…it’s a step in the right direction.

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Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW