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2017

24

Aug

Liz Hurley Bikini Pic of the Day

To stay true to the old ladies in bikini theme of the last post, here’s Elizabeth Hurley, the original sugar daddy opportunist who rode Hugh Grant for a decade as he rose to fame, allowing her to model and act and share her pretty great body to the world…before getting knocked up by various rich guys…

Well, she still looks good, if you’re into old ladies still acting like bikini models, she’s still doing it, if you’re into old ladies trying to sell other old ladies bikinis…which obviously…you are…since it gets her in a bikini….

Weird times, but doesn’t it make you wish instagram was around 25 years ago so that you’d have all these hot nudes and half nudes of your granny…the one you used to bathe with…you know to jerk off to? RIGHT…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Heather Graham at some Hot Springs of the Day

Heather Graham is in a bikini and she’s clever and knows how she photographs – so she stays laying down…as any girl in her 40s will tell you…it’s the ideal look for them while fucking…I mean that and from behind because you don’t want old lady face looking down on you…all loose skinned and terrifying….

Well, apparently, she’s trying to get a younger audience, by doing the shameless bikini selfies, despite being 50…and I’m all for it…if staying current and finding new fans comes with half nakedness…

This is her second bikini selfie pic in recent weeks…and clearly…she likes how that’s working out for her.

To make this picture even more OLD TIMEY – the picture was taken from LINDA EVANGALISTA…fucking TIME machine bikini selfie erotica..right

Posted in:Heather Graham|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Blake Lively in a Magazine of the Day

Blake Lively has some tits..

That’s all I have to say about that…because that’s the most thought I am willing to put into Blake Lively…

Thanks for your time.

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Emma Stone on Set of the Day

Emma Stone isn’t cute…but she is the highest paid actress in the acting industry – thanks to the worst fucking movie every made…that for some reason people went to see like it was a thing…when really it should have been taken out back and shot….LALA LAND….and unfortunately – I was brought to the theatre to watch it…I misunderstood the girl who took me…and thought I was going to get my balls sucked in a movie, not a movie that sucked balls, but I blame dyslexia for that..

I guess she’s still working, despite having made 100 million dollars scamming last year, gotta keep on scamming this year, girls got bills to pay as she wins at life being average at best…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Beyonce Big Booty of the Day

Beyonce is slutting out on social media, grabbing that mom ass, staying edgy or attempting to stay relevant now that she’s shat out two more babies created in a test tube with fertility drugs, cuz bitch is old…

You know getting into a tight dress and spreading her ass like a porn star, because no matter how much money an attention seeker makes, she’ll always be addicted to that attention she seeks, and will do anything she can to get it…normally in the form of slutty behavior because feeling sexy while getting attention is probably a better feeling for a woman than getting the attention for being a fucking pig who can eat all the Popeyes Chicken thrown at her in some corporate sponsorship…where I guess Beyonce is aiming for a bit of both…

I guess what I am saying at is slutty behavior for slutty feedback is hot enough to look at.

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Megan Fox for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Megan Fox got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…but they fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction, because we are in an era where more people than ever are wearing lingerie in public on their social media and shit, and they should have no reason not to be booming…but clearly…they are out of touch…because they cast Megan Fox, a mom of 3, who no one gave a fuck about even when she was Megan Fox….

What a wreck ….

She did one shoot for them, that they are still milking, and probably not making that much sales because she’s Megan Fox…photoshopped to shit…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Alexandra Daddario in a Swimsuit for the Layover of the Day

Some garbage movie called The Layover is coming out soon, and the promo pic they used to promote Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is a bikini shot with her bikini jacked up her pussy, and I guess that is hot enough…except when you look at her at the premiere with Kate Upton, her co-star….

The girls in the movie, Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario at the premiere looking like fucking school buses, or middle aged moms on their way to a friend’s second marriage….because her husband left her for the babysitter.

NEITHER look hot and you can’t look at these pics and think “UGHHH SO HOT”….

You can however look at both of them half naked and think…”big tits i want to suffocate on”…because the thing about fat, thick, big girls..is that I love the idea of suffocating on their tits…

Here’s Kate Upton doing fitness..

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|Kate Upton|SFW

2017

24

Aug

Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day

Kate Major is a totally insignificant character. She was some drunken coke whore that a drunken Michael Lohan, the father of the next Messiah, Lindsay Lohan, making him the modern day JOSEPH in this NEW NEW testament….

So pretty much the bottom of the barrel, likely a cocktail waitress, who fucking cares, she’s a scumbag and disgusting…

Just tabloid fodder, who loves being in the tabloids as it is the most she’s accomplished other than finding a famous dad….to cum in her…

Well, she got arrested again, they get arrested a lot, and she went off on some racist rant, calling one cop a dyke because she likely was a dyke and the other a monkey, and a slave, and all kind of other disgusting shit, like how she wants to be a White Power idiot, and it’s just too bad she didn’t get shot.

This kid of attitude blows my fucking mind, but at the same time, I know she wants nothing more than to get fucked silly by a black cock, so it’s hard to take her serious…she lost me at “I’m famous”….that’s where her credibility in all this bag over her head shit was lost…because sure she’s on TMZ…but they’ll feature anyone to make that Harvey Levin more Jewish money. LOL.

Here are some lohan pics to celebrate this vile mess…

Posted in:Kate Major|SFW|Videos

2017

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool…

I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility.

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.

Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Rumer Willis at the Waterpark of the Day

Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…

The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins…

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off…

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks…

I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level..

KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL…

She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH…

Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her.

Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box…

It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW