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2019

25

Sep

McKayla Maroney Booty of the Day

McKayla Maroney is back….showing her back side…which is like West Side….but with more anus…huh?…exactly….

From being an Olympic Gold medal winning meme…underage gymnast for all the perverts…who scared her off social media….Now back and bringing in the butt shots…

She is a woman who understands how to sexualize herself, maybe because she was a victim of abuse from her dirty gymnast doctor and thus sexualizes herself as victims of abuse do…or maybe she’s just a young girl and this is what young girls do.

I still think you perverts shouldn’t have been jacking off to her when she was young, fresh and putting out slutty content, you should have been getting her mental health help…you know come in as a support system so that when you garner her trust you can take advantage of her too…but in a social media / internet way, cuz this girl is not interracting with any of you, except to show you Larry’s favorite Hole.

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2019

25

Sep

Christina Aguilera Tits of the Day

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Good thing Christina Aguilera hasn’t gone over the top with the face injections. Channeling her inner Aubrey O’Day….like all the girls are doing…Making her another 40 year old fat popstar who was hugely famous, but is now just huge, looking like some kind of circus clown which I guess she actually is thanks to pop culture for all the money, memories and real fucking mental issues…head to head with Britney in popularity only to end up way bigger than Britney….in size….

I do appreciate the big titty being pulled out….which isn’t really winning that Britney rivalry, but it is winning our hearts and boners…nostalgia is better left in the past.

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2019

25

Sep

Ashley James Big Tits of the Day

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I have posted these big tits before. They belong to someone named ASHLEY JAMES…I don’t know who Ashley James is….but I guess to know her is irrelevant while to know her tits is more her deal…and these are those its she’s showing off to get as much attention as she can since it is a rat race for these people who love attention….a lot of competition…a lot of tits…a lot of girls using their tits and to be the better tits or the winning tits is not about having the best tits…it’s about having the better marketing strategy.

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2019

25

Sep

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s eyebrows are freaking me out, but maybe I am actually freaked out by her face, you know like saying that the frame of an ugly painting is the reason that painting is ugly, not that Ariel Winter is anything remotely comparable to art, she is the opposite of art, and a reminder that Hollywood and Movies in general are a business and the people involved are there to design money making hits, and not to do anything remotely artful, if anything they just rip off any artistry they find on the internet and repackage it so they make all the money once it is commercialized, and never give credit to the original creator, unless the original creator is actually viral and has fans and they can’t get away with just ripping him off. I know a lot of words unrelated to Ariel Winter’s new anti-depressants giving her a fitter body, but not giving her a better face and through it all…all that darkness…she’s still got big tits.

Here she is kicking garbage cans..

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2019

25

Sep

Zoey Deutch Lingerie of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and no sex, but rather an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…

This is her daughter,..which I guess is more interesting that her mom….who to you fucking nerds was also the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did….which I assume either gives you hope knowing that a girl in a movie fucked a human-like duck, so there’s hope…when really it should depress you knowing that a human-like duck can get pussy and you can’t…

Either way, this is her next generation making moves of her own, to leave that legacy of her own…and the fact I remember Lea Thompson while looking at her slutty daughter reminds me that I am fucking old.

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2019

25

Sep

Stella Maxwell Tits Out of the Day

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STELLA MAXWELL flashing some titty as if its her pussy while she’s on a stroll with her parents..who are proud of all their useless daughter has accomplished with her career / pussy…..so much pussy use required to get this career, which is clearly why it is itchy as fuck…from all the pussy on pussy grinding to get to the point where the paparazzi care…pussy on pussy grinding is is how lesbians fuck each other cuz they don’t have the dick….as the dick is the hub of all fucking evil…at least that’s how this Stella Maxwell positions it as she turns otherwise “straight” actors to the dark lipstick lesbian side….through pussy eating and bringing them to orgasm….

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Stella Maxwell was also in this photoshoot..

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2019

24

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin or dump truck monster woman brought out her 7 foot tall, 250 pound body into a bikini, because she genuinely thinks she’s a model. Which is hilarious.

There was an Alec Baldwin Roast that I am hoping no one watched because comedy is a fucking waste of time. If you are inclined to watch it, I can save you an hour of your life and say that they basically covered everything I say here about Ireland Baldwin, not because I am some innovative thinker, but because her story is basically being called a pig on her voicemail while her dad was raging, that he dipped out and saw as little of her as possible, so he took the lessons learned from his failed family, and started a new one, with a tight bodied yoga instructor to offset the shame and disappointment that is Ireland….I guess it is presented more humoristically, but as sad and dark as it likely is for a young rich kid….who has deep rooted daddy issues leading to titty content like this.

This is not a good thing. From shitty tattoos to shitty faces. Forever a shadow of her parents but at least her rent will always be paid thanks to trust funds and such.

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2019

24

Sep

Jessie J Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Jessie J are the tits that Chatum Tatum jerks off on, assuming he’s not a batty boy who uses the women in his life to bait cock for his homosexual needs.

I mean his ex wife was a dancer, which is a direct line to gays. His new girl (this one) a vintage pop star and thus also a gay magnet….all while he was a male stripper who made a movie about male strippers…something most straight dudes would rather not focus on when it comes to stripper content since female strippers and their hard bodies doing slutty dance…is more appealing than the male counterpart…

Not that being a gay is a bad thing. It doesn’t kill careers. Whether Chatum Tatum was gay or not, girls would still like his shitty movies and think his jawline was studly…so maybe he just has shit taste in women and isn’t a queer at all. I mean a lot of speculating into things I don’t care about is going on right now. I’d prefer if it wasn’t.

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2019

24

Sep

Kendall Jenner Latex of the Day

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Kendall Jenner .put on some fetish gear she borrowed from her terrifying dad….he likes the way the cum rolls off of the fabric…it makes him feel sexy I guess….and I don’t know if the herpes, which is a virus in your blood stream, still gives a mother fucker lesions on his dick, after having the dick cut off and inverted, I don’t even know if the dry hole he calls his pussy can get a yeast infection, so I guess it’s safe…not that any of that would affect Kendall, she’s got an immunity to that shit, her family…the giant yeast infection herpe sore on society…

I didn’t watch the EMMYs but I saw a lot of laughs at the Kardashians when they presented some reality show award. The snobs of the EMMY audience ridiculed or laughed at them, and it made news. The public supported the hate directed at the Kardashians…

Sure, they are garbage humans, shameless AVON ladies selling trash to the masses, the fucking worst but you can’t take away that they are the most successful thing out of TV in the last decade. They do TV better than these TV assholes who make a career of it and think what they do is important….

So hate them sure, but to laugh at them when they are on stage better at what you do without even trying is just more evidence that Hollywood isn’t about inclusivity, it is still a snobby elitist shit hole….that selects what is a cause to fight for and what is a cause to blacklist…and that shat out this family and that forced us to know she exists…without our fucking consent so if anyone is to hate on the Kardashians it is us…and we do…

I don’t find any of them remotely hot, but this is the best they have to offer….so take it in….

$Kendall Jenner Latex$

$Kendall Jenner Latex$

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2019

24

Sep

Pia Mia Perez Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America…..rather than working it for white tourists like some child hooker in the sex tourism scene like the other South Asians, not that GUAM is in South Asia, I don’t know where the fuck it is…but you get what I am saying…SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT..

She is jailbait who was…famous enough child star that had and probably still has a huge social media following, so she can focus on her own career all thanks to strategic parents who wanted her famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..BUT WHO doesn’t need an IMDB…SOCIAL MEDIA BABY….but she has probably don more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…not including the girls I know girls who used to go to GUAM….

They were there to strip for the military and make a shit ton of money doing it…we are talking retiring at 30 with a million in the bank while keeping your freedom fighters motivated by supporting your troops with their tits…

I guess that mainland pussy may have influenced the second career of Pia Mia….which is clearly one of a fake titty, slutty for attention, maybe solid enough to be in rap video, stripper looking chick with her bolt on tits out…

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