SFW Archives - Page 15 of 1171 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2020

10

Mar

Jojo Covered in Mud of the Day

Jojo is a little ambitious with her “Self Care” Health and Wellness Instagram Trendy Treatments.

It is the “Everyone is a guru” or a mentor or an influencer, whether with business and success using get rich schemes to lure idiots into learning the very same get rich schemes they just bought into to make another motherfucker rich, or with Health and Wellness…it’s fucking nuts.

Health has become trendy. Everyone is getting on an every trend that is marketed or positioned as healthy. From KETO diets, to Crossfit, to Supplements, to Collagen, to Celery Juice….to Micro Nutrients, or Plant Based diets…IT IS NON STOP.

Then there’s the whole breathing exercises, cold baths, other treatments, vampire facials, lymphatic massages, coffee enemas…it doesn’t fucking end.

So here’s JOJO buying into EVERY fucking treatment at the spa….she got cuppings, massages, mud baths….and all this other shit that probably does nothing….

But it got her in a skimpy outfit looking she got shat on by a bunch of Rich guys in dubai financing her, and that’s hot enough for me to endorse.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2020

10

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s Cassie Scerbo showing you that she can put her feet behind her head, like every girl you’ve ever met who can do this. It’s one of those things that if they can do it, they fucking love doing it.

I remember in high school there was a girl who would do this and queef at the same time. The whole class would laugh, which seems weird now, but at the time we called it “Pussy farts” and it was hilarious and not a sexual thing. I wonder how queefing would go over as a lunch time activity amongst the weird kids these days? They’d probably be too bust having orgies to notice.

Sure, this is something we probably don’t need to know about Cassie Scerbo who we barely know but also something that I am glad to know. It makes the 29 year old dancer who was possibly a child star on the Corey Feldman school of Hollywood kick, in a group called “Slumber Party Girls” which I’ve never heard of but that sound like a legit fucking porno title you’d find on your porn sites, totally not suitable for children, unfortunately starring 15 year old girls….because if you have marketable talents. Use them.

Anyways, you can see her pussy mound in her leggings which makes the deep pussy spread, flexbility / yoga showing off all the more fun to stare at…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cassie Scerbo|SFW

2020

09

Mar

Hilary Duff Tank Top of the Day

No Comments »

I like that Hilary Duff has found fitness in what I guess is a revival in her life and career. New husband, new baby, weird neglected first child with some Canadian Billionaire who she probably resents and thus the neglected first child will likely become a woman, school shooter, drug addict or whatever broken spoiled brats become when their dad’s a billionaire and their mom is Hilary Duff…

She’s looking better than she has in a long time while prepping for her Disney Revival, it’s like she’s at that pool party those pervert execs had when they first discovered her at like 16.

You know some shit has gone down with the Execs and not just about the release of her Lizzie redux, but sexually back when she was a kid. I hear it’s part of the employment packages for execs, you get to keep one of the young starlets for a weekend getaway, and their parent’s sign off on it cuz they want that fame too.

I wonder if Disney can sue me for that joke, by arguing that it’s not a funny joke…

So I’m into a fitter, tighter bodied, hotter duff, that has had her vagina penetrated by two children and ample dude, but it was more fun when she as that divorcee fucking her trainer, than this “Picture perfect” extended family shit.

Either way, check out them tits.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2020

09

Mar

Pregnant Sophie Turner Ass Grab of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s a really exciting pic for all your Jonas Brother fanboys out there, who can’t get enough of those Disney Kids, I’m talking to you Execs who molested them when they were just little kids being exploited and sold off to evil corporations, only to get paid off and silenced…leaving them all fucking weird.

It is not a normal thing for 3 brothers to be in a band that hits extreme success by the age of 13. Some perverts were behind fabricating them for their weird money making purposes.

I guess it’s an exciting pic for you Game of Thrones Sophie Turner nerds who can’t get enough of her and her dragons, and you’re just happy to see her knocked up as it speaks to your breeding fetish, where you can pretend it was your cum that made her, not some boy band member who you assumed was queer, because of basically everything he’s ever put out to the world..

I still think he’s probably a closet case, maybe a weird religious dude who can’t be gay, assuming they are Jewish, because there was that whole era where they pretended to be virgins with PURITY rings and for some reason that was seen as cool in pop culture….now, if you’re not spreading your ass for subscribers on the internet, you’re not cool….oh how much we’ve evolved…

Anyway, this is barely some perv shit, but he’s reaching for the asshole cuz it’s the only thing that feels familiar to him…probably confused as to how she’s knocked up, seeing as he only fucks her ass. Her feces as lube…the sweet smell that feels like home to him….you know some people have their mom’s famous chicken soup, or baked goods that just resonates with them. Kids sold to the evil men of Hollywood just have sore assholes and cum farts.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2020

09

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Got Them Tits On of the Day

No Comments »

Charlotte Lawrence wore this shirt to Madison Beer’s 21st birthday party last week, because this group of young and famous scenesters all hang out with each other for their “IRL” Pods….a pod is basically an online group of idiots who like and share-for-share each other’s content to grow their instagram and become instagram famous so that they can properly monetize themselves, so they make fake friendships to further their agenda and reach. It’s the instagram BLOGROLL, I guess, only it’s far more phony, because these people are all straight up fake friends and using each other for attention. Long gone are the days of people just hanging out because they like each other, instead it is people hanging out to amplify what they are doing because being big on social media is the only thing that matters.

I don’t go to bars, but I’ve been told by people who do, that kids don’t drink, they just take selfies, and make an “appearance” for their feed. They are more interested in their fake online fans, than in their surroundings, and the whole thing is not only sick, but VERY fucking lame. Like who fucking wants fans? Who wants to talk to their fans. Who are these fans anyway? Write it in your journal I know I don’t care what any of these cunts have to say.

Anyway, a real life “SHARE FOR SHARE” with the titties out for a young daughter of two famous industry people struggling to make it in America as a fucking bratty rich kid, but at least she’s doing it tits first.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW

2020

09

Mar

Madison Beer is a TikThot of the Day

No Comments »

This is the best video you’ll see today because Madison Beer has a hot body. Plus she’s on social media, doing the social media tricks to get views, to make a viral video, that her momm taught her when she was just a 14 year old on Youtube. Everyone knows that tits get hits, that sex sells, and that if you put it out there, millions of dudes will find it, watch it on repeat and the whole thing makes for stats you can polarize to pretend you are relevant.

In Madison Beer’s case, she spun it to get a record deal, where the record companies pays the paparazzi to follow her, to make her seemingly seem important….when no one is important, everyone is shit, and that is why the Coronvirus is a welcomed friend….HOWEVER…this influencer style clickbait, smut, on TIKTOK, where she’s a TIKTHOT, not to be confused with a TIK that gave all these celebs Lyme Disease…

I’m into her reducing herself to this, it’s funny, it’s desperate, but you know she loves every second of it, cuz these people are all a bunch of fucking whores….and that’s a good thing for people like me, whore mongers if you will….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2020

09

Mar

Ariel Winter Bra of the Day

No Comments »

Ariel Winter’s been getting fatter, so in doing what the fat girls do. Show them titties!

I don’t think further comment need to be made about a troll with super big tits, and I don’t mean “SUPER” big tits, like an asshole who uses the word “Super” to describe shit. I mean Super big Tits, cuz she cut them off and they grew back, her SUPER POWERS, in this “SUPER POWER”, Super Hero obsessed world, is her tits, which is something the world is also obsessed with. So good time to be Ariel Winter, fresh off a show that oppressed her all these years, with freshly fat tits, thanks to gaining weight in this body positive era, empowered as she lives that rich celeb life as a troll, cuz she looks like a troll, and may be a troll.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2020

06

Mar

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

Dua Lipa is another one of these instagram girls who has made a career in the mainstream because of her social media. She’s really fucking relevant because of that reason, I guess the labels were like “she has followers, we can build off that”, even though 80 percent of her followers were creepy dudes on Youtube using their burner accounts to watch young girls do song and dance before TikTok created that whole thing for them. I mean they must be freaking out at this point in TikTok’s life….so many teen dancing half naked…they almost don’t even need their youtube anymore and lucky for DUA and Madison Beer, the mainstream trying to deal with Social Media hype have already poached them.

I don’t give a fuck about DUA Lipa or her shit music, but people like this pop fluff..shit music..that seems like it is computer generated music as it probably is….I just like when girls have their tits out, or when they are in leotards…because sluts in the mainstream make for sluts everywhere….and soon the world will have to embrace nudity and maybe just maybe I’ll secure a branded ad deal from a mainstream company without them saying “you’re a porn site”…since this shit AINT porn, but they don’t know the difference, despite probably having an OnlyFans of their own, and spread asshole pics on their phone ready to be sent out…

That’s the hypocrisy in all this…Dua Lipa, young popstar walks through life with her tits out….sells records, has brand deals, is an it girl, is empowered……Jesus Martinez, blogger, puts pic from INSTAGRAM – LITERALLY FROM INSTAGRAM….gets told “oh…your site’s porno”….from girl who works for advertising agency who has been having gangbangs since she was 18, sends nudes to strangers, and masturbates 10 times a fucking day….and who listens to DUA LIPA music and who has the same outfit is like …. “sorry can’t give you money, you’re porn”….

Idiots.

Heres a clip from her new workout video

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2020

06

Mar

Julianne Hough Pussy Print of the Day

No Comments »

Julianne Hough is in a one piece bathing suit and like many one piece bathing suits, you can see her pussy getting hugged by the fabric…her torso too long for the small bikini, just the way she likes it, because if she squirms enough and the right way she can reach orgasm…like a gentle pressure being applied to her clit.

As an ex-mormon, victim of sexual assault who I guess had to have sex with her dance partner brother for their sect of the Mormon Church, sexual dysfunction comes with the territory, even when on her Rumspringa after leaving the church.

There is a whole group on REDDIT called EX MORMONs or about EX MORMONS, because ultimately these people are fucked up, sexually repressed, or oppressed and once out of the church left to navigate their genitals, and what better way than to do that with pussy selfies for reddit….

Point being, Julianne Hough is a slutty dancer girl, who has been fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest. Prove me wrong.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2020

06

Mar

Sarah Hyland Spread on the Beach of the Day

No Comments »

Sarah Hyland is now unemployed, her show is over, and she’s got her pile of money to carry her through life, so now she can focus on what is important to her, trying to be an instagram whore with slutty selfies to keep the ride alive as long as she’s alive, she’s got a couple of BUM kidneys, which are different than Kidney Shaped BUMs, in that her Kidneys have been replaced more than once, and that’s clearly not a sign of tip top health, maybe she’s on that CORONA VIRUS target list of people with weakened immunity, so in a “it’s all going to end soon”, make the most of it, she’s leaving us a legacy of Sarah Hyland content that Sarah Hyland fans can jerk off to, because apparently some you find her hot, and not because she’s out here trying to be hot, but because you’re weird and into genetic mutants.

Small body though, the kind you’d like to wheel to DIALYSIS after tasting testing her pee to make sure them Kidneys are working. You sick fuck.

Here is her fitness twerk