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2019

05

Jun

Cambrie Schroder Can’t Stop Being Slutty of the Day

CAMBRIE SCHRODER loves being a slut.

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but produce panty content on instagram wearing a sheer top with her nipples out, because girls are all coded the same…

If you can make it a social norm to show everyone your cunt, the world of women who own cunts will jump at the opportunity to show their cunts…

We are not there yet, but we may get there eventually, at the rate things are going I am surprised there aren’t pussy lip challenges, dick sucking challenges, amongst everyday girls….

The fact is women like attention, they like being sexualized, it makes them wet. It’s a fact, prove me wrong…

The proof is in the pudding and by pudding I mean instagram where all these sluts are naked all the fucking time…It is great…

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but do this angle, because as previously mentioned, she’s a woman and likes the attention, but also because her dad is Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons, the liklihood of her riding his name further than she already has is minimal…so bust out the nipples and scream “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….to which no one will say they offend them cuz they don’t offend us other than them not being buttholes…..but you have to “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….despite no one ever being offended by nipples…with your nipple picture so that you have a reason, a protest, a purpose to post nipple content…when we all know you don’t need a reason girl…bring the nips…


Cambrie Schroder Nude

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2019

05

Jun

Emma Watson Bikini of the Day

Emma Watson Bikini

Emma Watson may not be hot, but this kind of picture of her, out there in a white bikini that is surely see through when wet, like some kind of temptress for the paparazzi, like the harlot that she is, is the kind of thing that can kill her fans…

Have you ever seen grown ass Harry Potter fans….?

It is fucking terrifying, in part because they are in robes holding magic wands, but also because you know they used to jerk off to a CHILD Emma Watson and their love for her, is just loyalty to that era of jerking off to a CHILD Emma Watson…

It’s as weird as their meet ups, their Quiddich games, they are a weird fucking breed of human…and Emma Watson, bikini or not, is forever to be jerked off by them….

So she might as well just give into the cause and deliver bikini pics like this to secure that life position….


Emma Watson Bikini

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2019

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples

I don’t know if Sarah Hyland just found out that she’s got nipples, but it seems like it.

Maybe she’s been so concerned with her body rejecting her organs, forcing numerous transplants cuz she’s rich and guy buy organs of people…not just the musical instrument for her dumb singing career I am sure she has cuz all these song and dance child stars are annoying like that…but also KIDNEYS…

That she didn’t give her tits and showing off her tits the attention they deserve…but thanks to being allowed on social media by her contract, cuz they need social media to keep the fans watching the show….she’s discovered the nipples…and she brings them out daily….in a protest to the nipple ban…in a “do my nipples offend you” as a preface to showing nipples even though no one said “YES they offend me”…

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2019

05

Jun

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

Nina Agdal Topless

In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….and despite being 40 years old…she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….like Christie Brinkley’s son, who she dates, because he is rich and understands the Bikini Model life cuz he’s mom’s a whore…so to him all women are whores…like Nina Agdal..


Nina Agdal Bikini

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2019

05

Jun

Aubrey Plaza Erotica of the Day

Aubrey Plaza Erotica

Hey nerds, your awkward hero Aubrey Plaza is out here in Cosmo magazine – sexualizing herself with hard hitting journalism like “Millennials are Best at Sex” compared to who the fuck cares, it’s all bullshit fake news, cuz there have been perverts since the beginning of time, and I was having anal sex in high school with girls, not the way you were having anal sex, but in a “lets not get pregnant but still fill you up” kind of way…cuz being a dirtbag or a slut who licks ass is fucking timeless…

Sure maybe they are more open minded to group sex, queer sex, and other shit in porn that should be illegal…but broken women are a thing that has always happened or existed…and I think Cosmo is a fucking liar…

Aubrey Plaza on the other hand, she’s bringing it…enjoy it.


Aubrey Plaza Erotica

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2019

05

Jun

Ashanti Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Ashanti Pussy Flasher 3

No one cared about Ashanti when she was at the top of her Ashanti game getting famous as Ashanti even though I don’t know who Ashanti is but I like writing her name over and over in what I am sure is not a troll on google Search Engine Optimization that makes me the number one source of Ashanti content…

So I can’t imagine people care about Ashanti now, but that isn’t stopping her of bringing out her big body doing slutty instagram things, in bikini, in see through outfits, and in this….casual glimpse into her inner thigh the way you want it…assuming you want it…you probably don’t want it…but I’ll post it anyway…

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2019

05

Jun

How to Tuck of the Day

Here is a PSA for all you dudes – who just crave being in a bathing suit….you know thank our friend LILAH GIBNEY who is doing “HER” best impression of an instagram chick, even better than an instagram chick, cuz dudes are better girls than girls, just ask all the women who have been beat in sport by trans women competing with them…

I guess what I am saying is – don’t believe everything you see – cuz it can actually throw off everything you’ve known about yourself as the first time jerking off to a tranny does…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2019

04

Jun

Everyone’s Favorite Picture Today of the Day

I don’t care about William H. Macy, only because I found Shameless to be an offensive parody of my life….and I just couldn’t handle the exploitative nature of drunken white trash….if it was a black family…it’d be racist…but since it’s white…it’s all good for a rich fucker to mock a drunk degenerate….fuck that.

I don’t care about the College scandal, because I am a grown up and I understand how the world works and has always worked. These aren’t the first people to have a building named after them so that their kids can get an education…

But I do find it funny to see him out there with graduation balloons, congratulating his daughter who is in on the scandal for her high school graduation, which is a normal thing to do, but fun to laugh at since her college plans have been thwarted by the evil social justice warriors who want to turn the country communist – instead of accepting that being rich and famous allows you some perks….and resources that can manipulate outcomes….as it should…

Point being, the internet is pointing and laughing at these pics like assholes with no souls, and they get away with it…but point and laugh at a queer, a fat chick, a retard or an ethnic person and you’re the devil…

People love seeing the rich hit roadblocks…

I love seeing the rich hit their pelvic bones against whores who like rich guys…which is all whores..not cuz I like rich pelvic bones….I just like being reaffirmed of my judging ways….that whores are whores are whores..

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2019

04

Jun

Bella Thorne Got her Bikini On of the Day

Bella Thorne is out there promoting the importance of books, the only way she knows how…by being a half naked slut…

She is famous, she’s big on the social media feed, and she cares about elevating the intellect of the future generation through reading, despite not being able to write her captions, and being a high school drop out, she has recently released some bullshit book in an era when no one reads, that is a best seller…which makes no sense….

But since books aren’t a trend, you gotta get out there and make reading cool again, like you’re on some reading rainbow shit, even though the kids only know how to read rap lyrics to find new phrases to bring into their daily life and MEMES…and you do that bikini slut posing and that’s good enough for me…I’m buying into this….I am a believer….stay woke or some shit.

BElla Thorne Booty Wet Bikinir

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2019

04

Jun

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash

Is Kendall Jenner’s asshole flash on the jet ski, that is barely an asshole flash, since I can’t see her asshole…even if she wants us to see her asshole, she’s been trained in media manipulation, and understands that Kim showed her asshole for the cause and because of that no one else in the family has to. She sacrificed her dignity, by letting the world see her bleached, waxed asshole…so that her sister didn’t have to show theres….but a little cocktease or peek into the asshole never hurt to generate some hype…because these people need hype to survive and need hype to continue whoring their products…..it’s their lifeline even though they are sitting on a pile of fucking money…


Kendall Jenner Asshole Flash

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