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Archive for the SFW Category

2020

24

Feb

Ashley Benson Bikini Top of the Day

Ashley Benson knows what trauma and hurt really is…because I can assure you that she’s been found, at various times in her life, with a perfectly good pussy to fuck, but with no strap on in sight.

Maybe she left it at home, you can’t take that strap-on out with you, making the sex outside of home a planned thing, ruining all spontaneity…plus you can’t really travel with one for fear of the shame if it got pulled out at customs…or by TSA…especially when you’re famous.

The plight of the lesbian who wants to get down the way SEX is supposed to be, but doesn’t have the dick attached to a harness / belt to get it the way she wants, so instead it’s just a grind…..Cunt on cunt, looking like when you take 2 peanut butter sandwiches out of your lunch back in high school that look all smushed together, just grinding like it’s a bad lap dance…until eventually one of them demands getting fisted…

Lesbian sex…a weird thing…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2020

24

Feb

Brittany Snow Swimsuit of the Day

Brittany Snow Swimsuit

Brittany Snow is old as shit but that doesn’t deter her from wearing her bathing suit, it just deters her from wearing a TWO piece…OH…what’s this bitch hiding from us? A gut? Stretch marks from all her babies. Some unfit sloppy shit…. Probably.

Her dad is named John Snow, I don’t watch that Dragon show, but he probably is the reason she got into this acting career, you know cuz Game of Thrones did good for him, the book was first published in 1996, so the timeline makes sense since her first real acting job was in 1999 after John was a known celebrity to nerds who read.

I am sure you remember her from Zac Efron’s pool party…and Ashley Tisdale’s It’s Alright, It’s Ok….but I remember her from Pitch Perfect…unfortunately.

Either way, I guess Brittany Snow had a pool party this weekend and her Pitch Perfect co-star Anna Camp was also there being hot with her TITTY ON a table. What’s up wit that?

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Posted in:Brittany Snow|SFW

2020

24

Feb

Brooke Perry Lingerie of the Day

Brooke Perry Lingerie

Brooke Perry is probably not Luke Perry’s daughter, but that doesn’t meant that you can’t pretend she is, you know for those of you in your 40s who grew up wishing you could be Luke Perry thanks to his cool guy 1950s James Dean sideburns while you were jerking off to the cast of 90210….

She seems to be a legit model with an agency that reps a lot of the VS models so maybe this is the future of underwear promo modeling for the brand.

She was born in 1992 in Montana so she’s pushing 30, which is a little old to be getting recognition in the underwear game, some GRANNY shit…like keep your 28 year olds at the Super Market buying fucking baking goods for their kid’s bake sale at their daycare…keep it out of MY underwear catalog masturbation fetish.


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Posted in:Brooke Perry|SFW

2020

21

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Thirsty on Thursday of the Day

I know it is Friday but I am late to the game. I don’t go on social media. I hate the shit and it bores me. I don’t need to see what these assholes are up to every minute of my life. I prefer being left the fuck alone.

That said, Vanessa Hudgens has been starving herself out and working out since her recent break up with a dude she was with for 9 years…which is nutty and totally understandable why they dude who is getting some celebrity would ditch out on the old pussy, when there’s a world of new pussy out there throwing itself at him…escape the old…onto the new…she’s old…and she’s feeling it…but she’s trying…

She does these THIRSTY THURSDAY posts on social media since the break up that are a mix of trying to get some attention, trying to feel good about herself, millions of people watch her shit, trying to piss off the ex who is balls deep in three other hotter chicks, all to help her through this dark time.

She is an original nude selfie performer…a “leaked nude” on the earliest camera phone…so she’s all about that “look at me life”…she’s a child actor, so her parents and Disney trained her for this. Perverts.

Her caption on the video:

Look how sweaty she is…. she must be #THIRSTYthursday

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2020

21

Feb

Nicole Richie in Menopause Pants of the Day

Nicole Richie is a cunt and rightfully so, her birth parents wanted nothing to do with her and gave her that ORPHAN Annie story with Lionel, who may or may not have fucked her, as grown men who adopt kids often do, it’s not like it’s incest….I mean why would a grown ass man want to adopt a kid that isn’t his…it makes no sense.

That said I call her a cunt because I know she’s a cunt. I met her once and thus I am an authority on her…or at least an authority on her before she got the fake tits and made babies with the lamest dude in LA.

Needless to say, I am not a fan, but thought it was funny to see the old hag modelling underwear…like what? We haven’t seen or heard from Paris’ sidekick in 10 years or more, and now she’s in her underwear….underwear that I am calling MENOPAUSE pants cuz she’s basically that age…assuming she hasn’t thwarted that pesky period with her starving of herself all these years….

She used to be fat, lest we forget, never forget, always remember…fat Nicole…but you probably prefer 40 year old adopted child who is likely a victim of abuse showing off some bolt ons cuz her natural tits, even when she was fat were shit.

Posted in:Nicole Richie|SFW

2020

21

Feb

Emma Rose Kenney Workout Erotica of the Day

Debbie Gallagher is not cute, unless you’re into chubby ginger kids from TV who aren’t kids anymore and have tits….

She is built like a bus trying to get fit because fit is trendy, even the fat dude from lost is a body builder now. She is now looking a little too crossfit, fat and strong, where is the girls who have gone crossfit post to show you what I mean…..

She was a fat ugly ginger before fitness, at least she’s trying…and this is an improvement. Support girls not being fat.

What I appreciate in this video is how the tires rub up against her tits…they give you truckers out there ideas for those hitchhikers you pick up at truck stops…

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney|SFW

2020

21

Feb

Sarah Hyland Pussy Workout of the Day

Sarah Hyland Fitness Pussy Workout

Sarah Hyland and her broken dead kid kidneys that she stole to keep herself alive are trying to stay fit….to further keep herself alive…because she’s got a love for life…thanks to winning at life being on the TV show that has overpaid her for the last decade….despite that whole Kidney thing…

Anyway, she’s not hot, a genetic freak, she looks like she’s an 85 year old granny….it could be her retard glasses from the 80s and that’s weird, mainly because two years ago she looked like a 4 year old. A terrifying creature….spreading legs.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2020

21

Feb

Taraji P Henson Bikini of the Day

Taraji P Henson Bikini

Taraji P Henson is in a bathing suit…

Who? It doesn’t matter she’s in a bathing suit. I am a pervert who has always been inclusive. But I figure I should jump into the white media trend of letting everyone know how inclusive I am. I’ve never hated a species, or gender, or race, or ethnicity, or sexuality…I figure all are equally easy to make fun of…I’ve always just hated humans as a whole….but unfortunately that gets lost in translation of the internet…so here I am posting up some actress in her bathing suit that isn’t all that hot…to let ya’ll have some color in your life.

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Posted in:SFW|Taraji P. Henson

2020

20

Feb

Ashley Tisdale TikTok Thotting of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s ugly watch continues….if you read the site you’ll know I’ve been cyber bullying this trash for a long fucking time. I’ve consistently said how ugly she is, both before and after her botched plastic surgery nose job, because I was mad at knowing that Disney was putting money into marketing her as a hot piece, winning her awards and positioning her in the media as hot, which was fake news, before people were aware of fake news, and I felt it was my duty to debunk.

Despite calling her face mangled mess that looked like a farm accident, I always gave her credit for being fit…because if you’re ugly, workout, a hot body can go a long way….so I am not all evil…especially not anymore because my apathy has got tha better of me…and my low standards have crossed over into my “work”….

Anyway, TikTok, the Chinese owned platform that realizes they can track all the young Americans because Americans don’t fear being tracked, they’ve had over a decade of conditioning on “Privacy Policies” while being tracked by Facebook, Google, Apple, etc….to come to terms with it….but now they are giving the LISTENING devices in their pockets to China…who can basically MIC and CAMERA every motherfucker on TikTok….CCTV aint got shit on the iphone network…

The best part of it…is that they got everyone in due to “song and dance”….it’s a song and dance app where girls dance and lip sync and bust jokes to audio clips…a fucking song and dance app….taking over…and rightfully so…I mean Instagram and Youtube fucking suck…short format clips are easy, creative, and less staged or manufactured bullshit….

So obviously, every celeb, media company, advertiser is on TikTok…growing out that audience for the next wave…turning it into the INFOMERCIAL Instagram is….so in trying to remind you that she’s a celeb…Tisdale is in a bikini doing song and dance for TikTok too…and this is what that looks like…

China…from getting rich doing all the manufacturing for the US, to owning 90 percent of US real estate, to having a trillion dollar loan out to America….you might as well change your name to WuHan already….cuz you owned.

Ashley Tisdale TikTok Dance Bikini

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|TIKTHOT

2020

20

Feb

Debby Ryan’s Legs for a Shoot of the Day

Debby Ryan may be 26 years old and she may be in a bunch of new projects…like Netflix’s Insatiable….which I watched. I don’t leave the house so binging on bullshit is something to do…and for someone who didn’t really know Debby Ryan….I realized she is pretty hot.

She was also in Horse Girl, which is supposed to be a rip off from some other movie, where she played the hot roommate to Alison Brie’s schizo weirdo character….also something I watched because I have nothing better to do.

You perverts probably know her from the Disney Channel where she got her start when she was 15…and have been following her ever since.

In more annoying Debby Ryan news, she’s like a Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato or Ariana Grande in that she also does shitty pop music, I guess part of the Disney school of talent.

Well now she’s promoting shoes using what look like long legs…and I’m all about it…so fancy, so luxurious.

Posted in:Debby Ryan|SFW