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2019

15

May

Roosmarijn de Kok Slutty of the Day

Sounds like someone you can order to be your wife from a Catalog…

Not that De KOK is a Russian name…but it would make for a great sex worker name…and I guess all of these girls in some capacity or another are just fucking sex workers….

I guess we’re all just prostituting ourselves to get ahead…but some women, mainly naked ones look far better, and do great things with it.

Not that getting naked in a photoshoot is hard, or challenging. But it’s worth staring at.

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2019

15

May

Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is some overrated actor…that makes no fucking sense to me….how did the people decide that this was the one who needed to be in every big movie…and paid stupid amounts of money…making her a “celebrity”….and why did they choose her..

I find her very uninteresting..on all fronts…except her “front”…cuz she’s got a set of rockin’ tits…despite everything about her sucking…

Her tits in all the slutty nudes the slutty girl starred in, which I consider to be her best role….

The dude got arrested and sent to jail over leaking them….and I am sure from his cell he feels like it was worth it…because the world needed to see the tits…she needed us to see them.

It made her more appealing to me and I’m sure other J.Law Haters…so lets keep this focus on the tits…

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2019

15

May

Bebe Rexha in Health Magazine of the Day

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Healthy fat chicks – what?

Here’s some Bebe Rexha in a Health magazine, which is a fucking ridiculous since she’s fat…but I am against that whole fat girls pretending they are healthy, just cuz they aren’t dying of diabetes yet, doesn’t man that she’s not going to die of obesity related diseases which is kind of the trend now, putting an aggressive strain on the healthcare system….because everyone is an unhealthy lazy fuck…who likes eating shit food…

I am a fat person….my wife is a fat person who just won’t die of related diseases…but that doesn’t mean she won’t…or I won’t…

It also doesn’t mean we should be on health magazines celebrating how unhealthy we are….

This is the dumbest thing that has happened in modern times…saying fat is healthy…when science says it’s not…

Be empowered all you want, wear the bikinis and make a fat fool of yourself but don’t spread fucking lies!!

This is some fake news shit…that doesn’t help the people….it’s all fucking bad. So that’s why I am posting it.

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2019

15

May

Scarlett Rose Leithold Bikini of the Day

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Scarlett Rose Leithold is another Instagram model with 2.4 million followers thanks to posting her pics in a bikini…..She’s figured out the age old “how do you get people to pay attention to you”…..and has worked through the science of humanity, I guess that would be anthropology or sociology….a fucking PhD in the shit….that breaks down to – be have naked on social media….and the people will follow…then the brands will turn around and work with her cuz so many people like her in a bikini….WOW! Impressive….it’s like no one else has figured this out before…I mean besides 95 percent of women on social media….right.

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2019

14

May

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

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Betty Cooperin her bikini or bathing suit looking pretty dumpy despite being a lot of hype thanks to their silly show – Riverdale or what’s I call – the show that killed Luke Perry because it is so bad…

I would expect the young starlet to be less plus sized but kids these days are so used to fat people that bigger isn’t even consisered bigger anymore. They all look like this…

She is having Sex with the twin brother of Barbara Palvin’s boyfriend so I guess they are into the thickness but I don’t rely on famous Disney twins to determine anything as by default they are fucking weirdos – just ask the olsens….

Riverdale

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2019

14

May

Stella Hudgens Big Tits of the Day

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Sister Fetish.

I think the key to life is being the second tier sibling to the first tier sibling because you get so many perks from being related to the first tier…all the access and brand deals and shit…without any of the pressure.

Bitch didn’t need to be on Disney, she didn’t need to leak nudes or fuck Zach Efron..

She just had to be herself. The sister. The busty sister living the good life, her best life tits out….because why the fuck not…all while giving you sister incest masturbation material to reflect on while looking at her tits…cuz Together they are hotter than they are apart…

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2019

14

May

Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers…

It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters…

Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be…

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2019

14

May

Romee Strijd Bra of the Day

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Promo model for the evil mall brand that makes sweat shop panties and sells them at a premium to pervert middle of the road America so that they can afford to pay their team of international sex workers in their human trafficking g ring Romee Strijd Is out here in Cannes in fitness gear looking like all the hot moms at Starbucks in the summer….because Cannes is known for being a debaucherous place for perver rich people and in order to have a legit good time they need hired Pussy on deck….which I guess is where Romee fits in….

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2019

14

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty…she was in Shameless….and her she is in some lame topless shoot…

She’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her, because she was in Shameless…

Back in 1997, when you were 40 and still a pervert….and she was 2 years old, she moved from Arizona to LA, like any 2 year old with a dream would do…you know just packed her 2 year old bags and told her mom and dad “Peace out losers, I’m going to Hollywood”….where all her hard work got her on Shameless.

What I am saying is…

She’s got stage parents and that makes her more interesting….broken…and eager….trying to make it…which comes with nudity.

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2019

14

May

Kelly Gale Wet of the Day

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Kelly Gale is still WET….

Just a friendly update…

You know the wet – t shirt tracker from an era where Wet T-Shirt Contests are no more…

Girls are doing their own version online, a secret version and this is her entry, in some secret wet t-shirt contest not called a wet t-shirt contest cuz that’s sexist…and today Kelly Gale’s in the fucking lead…

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