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2017

21

Mar

Selena Gomez – New Face Who This – Photoshoot of the Day

Selena Gomez has a new face, it’s either from getting fucked by a black Canadian with a big dick…or from her LUPUS swelling gone done, or filling her out, cuz it’s from face filling…because that’s what all these entitled under 25 year old sluts are doing…

She’s fresh out of Rehab…from her “burn out”…because all these kids robbed from their childhoods are victims…who are told their addictions or substance abuse….are a disease and that they need to put money into rehab facilities because rehab facilities like money and coddling weak addicts who like being coddled into thinking they have a disease besides their LUPUS…

Who cares, she’s looking good, and she was and always will be the fucking worst..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram Ass VS Paparazzi Ass of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood, the ass on Instagram vs the ass in the paparazzi pictures, is some of the biggest news of the day….but not really…I just like looking at an aging Playboy…trying to be relevant with all her nature porno pics after years of trying to be a TV host after having cocaine sex with Ryan Seacrest….and hosting nerd TV…and now doing this…

It’s always so exciting when the paparazzi vs instagram photoshoppped facetune pics come out…because everything is a lie…the internet is a lie…and I am a lie when I try to get girls to send nudes…

But she’s not really lying…she’s just being shot by bad angles…

TO SEE THE PICS click here

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Bella Thorne for some Cosmetics Company of the Day

You know the day is coming to an end and my turning off my computer to sext, drink, sext in real life, get rejected, feel like a failure, hate myself and pass out on the floor, luckily not covered in puke because my body loves alcohol so much it doesn’t let me waste it….when I post some Bella Thorne…

I’m into drinking her Kool Aid, I’d rather it was her squirt, something I’m not convinced she does yet, as it hasn’t been snap chatted..

I like that she’s a young girl who has a great body and a jacked up from face filler face…who consistently brings low level perverted content for her pervert fans…

I like knowing that there will continue to be a generation of young sluts…who are even more into exhibitionism thanks to 24 hour a day social media channels…something the young narcissists never had back when they had teams control their image….allowing her to represent the real chaos…of everything….going on in the world…ass and porn…tits and sexts…everything….out of fucking control…and she’s the one with the most mainstream commercial success doing it…I mean other than the Kardashians and all the other influencers with more followers than her…who work as actors in the mainstream…

This is a shoot she did for a magazine…

This is a shoot she did for a make-up company…


In both, she’s a bit tranny looking…the way you want her to be thanks to her tranny-like head….but that body…tight.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day

Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs…

Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift….

I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul…

I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day

Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for…

The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports…

Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment….

MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist.

Posted in:SFW|Yanet García

2017

20

Mar

Pia Mia Perez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some really skinny youtube bitch with stage parents from US GUAM…who made it in mainland America and not just their territory where they have a military base and where strippers I know, the career travel blogging strippers, go to work for 6 months a year….

She’s rich and she’s connected. She gets hired. She gets work. She hangs with cunty LA kids…and she’s in a one piece bathing suit checking out her implant because I guess it lacks senstivity and she wants to make sure it’s still there…and didn’t like slip down into her crotch reason…because that would make for a weird cameltoe….one that looks more like a cock…and sure…she’s got the asian sex worker vibe…and probably morals and values thanks to being whored out…but she’s not that TRANNY kind…

I don’t know why I am posting this..BUT it is about to happen and if you’re reading this…then motherfucker it done did…

She looks like a 10 year old with tits…it is freaking me out…

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Ariel Winter Sucking it In with a Huge Cigar of the Day

Ariel Winter just keeps bringing it…this is an outfit she wore a couple of weeks ago, that I guess she looked hot in, or maybe it was her impersonation of Monica Lewinsky that she’s putting out there as she is trying to play her in the upcoming Hilary Clinton biopic, because she’s got about the same level of sex appeal as Lewinsky, in a “well she’s young and around, I’ll fuck her with this cigar”…

She’s also pretty happy with how her big re-shaped tits – have managed to offset her gut that is not spilling over her pants like it should, because of a simple thing called photoshop or maybe it’s the asian food enema from eating tainted feces grown lettuce….because this is from her China trip…since China’s the future or some shit, and I’d be surprised if this one was, but she’s done pretty alright with herself as a child star to insta thot straight thotting…thot provoking…thotful…all while remaining a bit of a pig…something people seem to like because she’s on TV…

I guess what I am getting at is that Ariel winter looks like this pretty much never…but it happened once so take it in….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Toni Garrn and EMily DiDonato in Bikinis of the Day

I live in a world where everything is so fucking gutter. Girls, even the fancy ones, are shameless self promoting hookers. The exhibitionism…the slutty photoshoots…the playing up the whole “I am a model”…bullshit….is just shoved down our throat…even the fancy rich bitches are Kardashians and rathcet, vile, stripper like…and the strippers and sex workers I hang out with are ratchet, vile, stripper like….and even professional women are ratchet, vile and stripper like…just get some Xanax and Wine in them and next thing you know they are showing you how they twerk…it’s the worst…or the best….but I remember a time when the hot girl was the quiet girl, the turtle neck girl, the tame girl, the shy girl, the girl in her J.Crew Khakis who you’d find out once in the bedroom was a virgin, but really into ANAL…you know….because GOD doesn’t count anal as sex…it’s just masturbating with poop…that’s why the priests are into it…Yes…church girls…who aren’t broken and into fucking their mom’s crucifix…Tennis club girls who aren’t ass spread on social media…you know classic classy class…

So here’s J.Crew porn…featuring some models to tap into that…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW|Toni Garrn

2017

20

Mar

Rat Cow Naked on Vacation for Attention of the Day

People Magazine posted this picture of Em Rat Cow whoring out for attention in what I guess she’d assume is a classy strategic nude…that she knows she has to produce in order to stay relevant because her naked is the only reason she fucking matters…

She can play it off as her art, her dad is an art teacher so she understands the high school level of depth that goes into what she’s doing for attention…because anyone with a fucking brain knows she’s doing it for attention..it gets her paid,, it gets her noticed, it’s her purpose…and art is bullshit across the board, so it’s only natural that RAT COW would be bullshit too..

I am just amazed that this is a story, that actual Tabloid magazines starving for clicks would post about, like it matters…

She’s a girl who goes to a few events because she has a big following, that’s it…she’s in a few movies cuz she fucked David Fincher and Ben Affleck…she’s about as low level as you get and sure she can monetize as brands use her tits to promote nonsense to her audience…and she can deny being a sex worker…and claim her body, her empowerment, her business…don’t follow if you don’t like…or because she blocked me…in an Of course I’ll follow, if you didn’t block me…you post NUDEs and I am a basic human who loves nudes..

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

20

Mar

McKayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…that work…it is your right…because she belongs to you…the American People…to jerk off to her…

I call it – giving consent through the content you produce and just because it’s not straight up porn, or the intention seems innocent…it’s a bikini and dudes can jerk off to bikinis…whether they belong to America to America or not…

I like to assume all girls know what they are doing when they put out slutty pics, even if they preface it with it “not being slutty”…or claims like “don’t sexualize me”…because if I can spin a story to be sexy as fuck and jerk-off-able…that’s my right to do…and if you don’t put your slutty content for attention out there…then we won’t have an issue…but the world would be a much sadder place..

Sure this isn’t sexual, then what’s with the tits, the make-up and the porn music…I’m onto your marketing campaign…

OLYMPIC DREAMS….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Sara Sampaio’s Fashion Panty Flash of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a skinny bitch that no one in Portugal has ever heard of, yet she’s pulling the whole “I’m a Portuguese Model”…because anyone who knows Portuguese people, usually try to avoid hanging out or talking to them, except other Portuguese people, or if they are Nelly Furtado…and that’s probably why Victoria’s Secret decided that this Femme Bot would be from Portugal…when clearly she’s made from Adriana Lima DNA to replace LIMA…and it’s working out well for her because she’s famous as fuck.

This is her shoot that I am posting because I like her panty flash….I am a simple mind like that.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day

As much as beards have got a bad reputation of being hipster, or lumberjack chic, or whatever, I am a firm believer, as someone who hasn’t shaved in the last decade, that they are also a great representation of how much you don’t give a fuck…if you know any reclusive people, myself included, you’ll know that they all have ratty fucking beards…because along with not showering, buying clothes, fitness or really anything else, shaving isn’t on the list of todos…so beards…as often as they are cheesy or lame…are wonderful….and I wouldn’t shave mine off…it’s like my sixth sense, my superpower that gives me extra sensitivity, my place to get soaked when a girl rides my face, you know…because some girls, not just SANTA fetishists love the beard….and I love telling them to braid their pubic hair into my face…

NOW…I have never oiled my beard, besides the occasional hooker juices or burger grease, but the good people at LOVELYBEARDS sent me a package and not only did I oil my beard…I used my newly coiffed beard to seduce a girl into a hotel room to pose with their products….as a thank you to them…because apparently…beards get booty….but a oiled beard gets better quality booty…right…RIGHT..

SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW

SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2017

17

Mar

Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money…

They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional..

So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want..

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW