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2017

23

Feb

Old Hag Katy Perry at the Brit Awards of the Day

Katy perry must be pretty old by now…and people surprisingly still like her….and buy into her and make her more stupid millions than she really deserves..I mean according to me….but I guess the reality is she probably deserves more than the millions she’s made on her shitty music…because other people are getting paid off riding her back..but I guess without them…she’d never exist because she’s really not at all substantial in any way…except maybe her tits…but great tits or big tits…or tits in general are everywhere…they don’t need to be mainstream song and dancing to stupid songs and bad dances….while idiots throw money at her nonsense….that shit happens everyday in strip clubs around the world…

What I am getting at is that Katy Perry being a respectable or celebated or paid artist blows my fucking mind…because her shit is garbage…but I guess people like garbage….

Here she is at some award show bullshit…with her BOTOX face…goodtimes..

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Here’s her new shitty video…I am sure it is annoying but I wouldn’t watch it….

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2017

23

Feb

Jessica Alba Dancing Minute of the DAy

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Here’s a little boomerang dance featuring Jessica Alba and some other chick…because why the fuck not…

A little hip shake that got her the career she had…only with more clothes on cuz she’s a mom….and has a brand to protect…

A little slut gleam in her eye that got her the career she had before leveraging it into a billion dollar brand….

Because you can put the slut into the housewife with tons of staff / nannies and cooks to get by….but you can’t take the slut out of her soul….

There’s no way that Alba’s not out there fucking all the movie producers she can despite being married…she’s an actor, not a very good one, but an actor…and what you see of her is all an act…and like all actors..she’s probably on an Academy award mission, and the way to do that is to just keep fucking people in the industry…it’s good for ego…while her Husband…sits and waits for her to come home….the billion dollar brand is just bonus…

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2017

22

Feb

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash of the Day

Bella Hadid wore panties – which is too bad because we can’t see how banged out she was left after the Weeknd left her for Selena Gomez….maybe she’s just too classy to be sprawled out getting out of the car like a fame whore…you know too rich and famous to bother putting it all out there…but you’d assume she have the daddy issues and rich girl seeking attention issues to do better than this…I mean those white panties aren’t even piss or cum stained….like what is this manufactured bullshit…like she knew the paparazzi would be there waiting…it’d be so upsetting if I gave a fuck about Bella Hadid or her fame whoring, or fake modeling career, that is so manufactured and nonsense…but she doesn’t know that because she’s a brat and that’s how being entitled and rich works….it all works out….

She posted her nipples on Instagram – because instagram allows nipples when you’re famous….but when you’re me – you’re a pornographer…

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2017

22

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream…

But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me…

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2017

22

Feb

Ariel Winter in a See Through Trashy Dress of the Day

Ariel Winter is a pig who gets way too much press…but she’s on TV and thus important…and that’s all that matters in this flimsy world we live in. The social media, being as famous as you can because fame is all that matters, and people will love you as long as other people love you, and people will think you’re hot as long as other people think you’re hot, because of your tits…may not be hot, but they’ve been rebuilt alright – but the rest of you is still pretty monstrous…

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This is for some Young Hollywood event….and some other bitch named DOVE CAMERON who I guess is Young Hollywood was there…

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Victoria Justice was There….

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Back to Ariel Winter….here she is hiding her face…because she’s a monster…

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2017

22

Feb

Fergie in Latex Fetish Gear of the Day

Fergie posted a video of her in a fetish gear outfit because she’s a mom…who was once a crack or meth addict after being a child star before being a Black Eyed Pea…

I used to laugh at her hard face, but Fergie is wonderful….and not a man, she’s just a strong woman and my highlight Fergie story is that I drunkenly held hands with her at an event I snuck into once…and I felt like our soul connected…I bet she was thinking about that moment, our energy….when she got knocked up many years later…because that kind of love is for life…and that was the proof I needed that she had a uterus…making me feel better about staring at her ass…without her face…still fit and juicy…and lovely…because it’s probably photoshopped or a body double but I’ll still stare…I just wish this was the 90s, she was still on meth and broke and looking for 20 dollars to get through another night – so that I had a Fergie was a hooker story….but I don’t…

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day

Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen….

Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face.

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2017

22

Feb

Karlie Kloss in a Slutty Dress of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift let her real life Barbie Doll that she cultivated and plays dress up with and who is on call for Taylor Swift’s needs…because she had no childhood and now is richer than god…and some evil rich people create labs to create Robots to take over the world..this rich freak buys models to pretend to be her friend…but in order to keep things higher profile….she allows her to still work, because Taylor Swift can’t be seen with a normal…who isnt’ a model….I just wonder if Taylor Swift dresses her because when you soul your soul to the devil to increase your profile and reap the rewards of being her right hand…you gotta do what the crazy tyrant boss says….

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day

The headline going around is that Jenna Jameson is shitting on muslims because they remind her of her porn producers that made her a lot of money and told her how great she was over and over again because they were using her to make money themselves…because because porn is a weird place, especially now, of broken women trying to find validation, and loving being the center of attention, for doing the dumbest fucking work ever, like getting fucked day after day….until they get banged out and forgotten…most not as lucky as Jenna Jameson to have early to the internet membership site model…and thus able to bank tons of money for her and her husband who went on to start a bunch of other websites…because they figured out the internet HUSTLE..

Well after falling into drugs and craziness, like real craziness, I guess she’s pulled herself back together and fixed all the breaks in her soul from the career of being an important force in porn…which really isn’t saying much, it’s just saying girl fucked on camera…and well…she’s making headlines for shitting on Muslims, because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Muslims…and then defending the KKK, only to retract that, but not before the media picked up on her and called her a KKK sympathizer..which would be weird considering she’s Jewish..and if I learned anything from Jerry Springer in the 90s, it’s that the KKK hate Jews more than Blacks because Jews can blend in…and in Jenna Jameson’s case…can be jerked off to without knowing she’s a jew…because I guess she had her Jewish tail amputated…right?

I am not defending Jenna Jameson, I don’t give a fuck about her opinion on anything…but I figure it’s making headlines, It’s funny, she’s a broken retired pornstar, who is now working some weird activism…and it’s entertaining….not dick in vagina while she moans annoyingly with her dumb porn tits entertaining…but she’s old now…so probably a better use of her time…and fingers..and mouth…and I guess shattered pussy she’s keeping in her fitness pants…

Good times.. These probably aren’t in order and probably better that way…

She’s also pregnant because someone married her and knocked her up again – I am surprised she’s able to get pregnant…maybe it’s some archival cum that’s filled her up years ago…paternity test this shit…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

Bella Thorne just keeps bringing it…as far as I’m concerned…this is bringing it…it doesn’t take much to bring it…the mindset of all you perverts is treat the internet like a picture book…so as long as there’s a young girl with a hot body producing selfie porn…we’re good…she’s good…pushing 15 million followers good…despite probably being the worst kind of broken…which is also good…just irritating…to listen to when it talks..which we don’t have to deal with while staring at her tits in a see through shirt…

Here she is in a bikini from yesterday…..lookin hot..

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2017

21

Feb

Alexis Ren’s in Bathing Suits of the Day

Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

Here she is in swimsuits..it is kinda her thing….

She did a SI Swim casting call…no one cared…so she didn’t get into the magazine…what a loser…if swimsuits are your thing and you’re not in SI SWIM…what a fail….and failure…is something I can relate to and console while looking at her ass..

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2017

21

Feb

Amanda Cerny Yoga Pose Tapping into her Playboy Pre-Vine Roots of the Day

Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny who gets million dollar brand deals…even though she was naked in Playboy on her quest to be famous…naked pics you can google and find…because she did do Playboy….before becoming the VINE star…before VINE exploded…and got that following on other social channels because she really wanted that fame…and here she is…doing YOGA Poses…reminiscent of her sexualizing herself for success..success she’s found and cashed in on…because media, advertising, and all this shit is a fucking scam….and because she’s flexible…

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2017

21

Feb

Angelina Jolie Eats a Tarantula of the Day

I would feel inadequate as a blogger, something I hate admitting that I do….but this is a blog…if I didn’t post this Angelina Jolie eating a Tarantula that I saw yesterday… HERE ….and ignored…

I realize that I am from the Angelina Jolie era and the last 3 people reading the site would care about this…it’s not that hot…I prefer her heroin addict leaked videos and tits before they were cut off..

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2017

21

Feb

Kelly Brook 1998 Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook…wasn’t fat in 1998…

Just a heads up…and reminder that all girls with massive tits…grow into their tits by the time they are 40…like Kelly Brook…

Who’s Kelly Brook? I know…who cares…but here she is 1998…when she was hotter and fucking more strategically…

Here is some pics from her instagram…one pic…of her big Kelly Brook now fat and old – trying to make it in America….with her monster tits….but it’s not working out for her…but all the pro athletes she fucked in UK….still remember passing

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits in a Dress of the Day

Daisy Lowe is at a fancy event…

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom

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