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2017

16

Aug

Fergie’s Weird New Project of the Day

Fergie is up to no good.

Unfortunately, it is not her revisiting her crackden where she snorts and smokes all the METH in the room now that she can afford it without having to hooker herself or sell her TV at the Pawn Shop…you know child star bullshit before becoming a black eyed pea, rather than a black eyed girl just trying to get another hit…SAD STORIES SOMETIMES END HAPPY…

She is probably promoting a solo album or other useless things the world doesn’t need and she’s doing it in a slutty way, trying to be provocative, trying to matter, and I guess it’s working because here we are.

Posted in:Fergie|Gemma Atkinson|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Alycia Debnam-Carey in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Alycia Debnam-Carey in a Bathing Suit in Tulum Mexico

She is Alicia Clark on some bootleg Walking Dead Spin Off called “Fear of the Walking Dead” because when Hollywood finds something that works, in an era where nothing they do works, they violate, desecrate, shit on, and ejaculate, in the worst form of rape the IDEA or brand could ever imagine….because…the people, you, the general public buy into what they know, allowing the industry to make some extra cash in the process…it’s clever, basic, simplistic, even boring…but I’m sure Alycia Debnam-Carey isn’t too concerned about it, it legitimized her as an actress, it pays her lots of money, it gets her a fan base and people care enough to snap some paparazzi style bikini pics of her..

She’s 24, from Australia, making it in America stealing all your jobs…and

She’s got 1,000,000 followers, so she matters, at least to nerds…and she’s hot…

The fact I’ve never featured her is a reminder of how obsolete I am, since I don’t watch or follow any of these shit and prefer non-acting women….but also how important bikini paparazzi pics are…

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Posted in:Alycia Debnam-Carey|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Katherine Schwarzenegger Likes Her Cleavage of the Day

I have a celebrity from the 90s, who is still a celebrity, but just not as relevant, yet still iconic, daughter fetish….

I mean, not really, but I do find it semi / barely interesting to see how they’ve grown up, what they’ve amounted to, how broken they are, what they’ve done with their fame, success, trust funds, etc….

I guess Katherine Schwarzenegger isn’t so bad, no real scandals, and seems to do work with dog rescues, something I am passionate about…up on some “She’s a Kennedy and looks like her mom”….hustle…probably educated, classy, not like that new money, in an era of everyone being gutter trash, even the rich kids….just gutter fucking trash…

I’m digging her, but that could just be the cleavage she’s really into showing off, like any typical girl, but more important because her family is rich and famous…you know..cleavage that actually means something…or that she’s just chubby and her tits are a good focal point or some shit…

This post was inspired with me still wanting to fuck Katherine Schwarzenegger with my LOVE…..after seeing her in this out fit at this event:

Katherine Schwarzenegger Cleavage at an Event

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Posted in:Katherine Schwarzenegger|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Natalie Portman Suggested Nudity in a Miss Dior Ad of the Day

Natalie Portman Straddles a Chair for a Perfume Ad

Natalie Portman is a huge star, with a huge fan base, who is from Israel and who every Jewish guy I have ever met has held in high esteem because he feels good knowing that there are really hot Jewish girls out there, it can happen and not all of them have that typical Jewish look…not that I know any Jewish girl with that typical Jewish girl look, I mean sure there’s the occasional troll looking bitch, but that happens in all cultures, all the Jewish girls I know are fit, they work out, hot, they had nose jobs, tanned, well nourished because they are on top of that shit, and rich…always rich…now I know there is always one poor sucker who isn’t quite successful or from a good family, forced to date the bottom of the barrel Jewish girl, and I guess that’s the guy looking at Natalie Portman like a beacon of hope…

Well, like any good business man, she uses her fame for brand deals and this one is for Miss Dior, someone we assume pays her MILLIONS of dollars, and she’s in the ad not wearing a dress…suggested nudity…something that when I post I get slammed for, but when fashion billion dollar brands do it for commercial purposes…it’s ART….weird.

Natalie Portman Shows Off her Leg while nude but covered for a Perfume Ad

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2017

16

Aug

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

January Jones in a bikini butt shot for social media attention

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl on the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….in fact I don’t even remember what show she was on….the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…and a lot of money, the retirement plan, these bitches DO not bring a baby to life just because they happened to get pregnant, they do it because they know their show is ending, that they need a guaranteed income since they know the show they got on took a decade to get and may never happen again, you know they wouldn’t have the kid with just some random nobody, because baby making can ruin a woman’s spirit, life, career, everything….

At least she takes bikini selfies.

Not very good ones…but still…

bikini clad January Jones in a bikini selfie for social media

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

16

Aug

The Kardashian Monsters on the Cover of Hollywood Reporter of the Day

The Kardashian Women excluding Caitlin cover Hollywood Reporter Latest Issue

The Hollywood Reporter was clearly in the mood for some clickbait, like anyone who works with these disgusting women, in pandering to their lie, their scam and buying into their infomercial – the social media version – bullshit….but they did good…because their cover photo is fucking terrifying…you know let the world see just how haggard, plastic surgery ridden, aged and weathered the entire family is, except maybe Kylie, because she’s still young hand her skin can handle the face injections and fat transfers that allow her to be a “No Filter” because her face is permanently filtered…no facetune where you see bitches erase their face into looking all cartoon like, or strong flash to block it out…just good old fashioned plastic surgery.

I do give the Kardashians credit for pulling off the scam, so many people want to, yet this ethnically ambiguous, not very attractive, troll family, who I assume cast a spell on OJ’s dead wife pulled it off…

The highlight reel of this cover is Kendall, because she’s the only one worth fucking, I mean they are all worth fucking, so rich, so ridiculous, but Kendall looks the best….

The tragedy in this is the neglect of Bruce, accepting him as one of the ladies, because clearly he is, they made him that way…

The whole thing, pretty vile, but they are Kardashians, that’s their strategy…

Kendall Jenner Not Wearing Pants in Hollywood Reporter Issue

I am more interested in W Korea’s sheer dress, titty flash, Kendall Jenner Cover because Korea is trendy now, always in the news with their Bombs, Dictators, BBQ, Pop Music, they know how to do things right…

Kendall Jenner Topless in W Korea Cover Shoot

Oh more nipples. So Edgy.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Heidi Montag Pregnant in Lingerie of the Day

Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, or maybe she’s set for life, ultimately who gives a fuck, I never even watched The Hills, I was just bombarded with all these idiots when it was on TV due to fake news, publicity stunts and MTV having once been relevant or influential….

Well, she’s pregnant in lingerie and that’s about as erotic as that gets..

Posted in:Heidi Montag|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Lorena Rae is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

Lorena Rae is some instagram model, who is apparently an actual model, but more importantly, the winner of homosexual Leo DiCaprio’s recent girlfriend casting that went down at the opening of some new Hotel in the Maldives that I guess he is an investor in, that involved shipping out a lot of instagram type models to attend and possibly get a chance with him, or to be seen with him, because he knows he helps launch carreers…and Lorena Rae is the one who came out on top and who rides with him in NYC…for the paparazzi in a scam that keeps on continuing…because it’s good for everyone involved…

That said, she’s pretty fucking boring, cute, but really fucking boring, Her insta feed is just garbage…and here are some pics of her as she milks the recent attention and hopes it gets her where she needs to be…not sure where that is..but at 23, fucking Leo, or pretending to, is a good look…

See her boring IG HERE

It amazes me that people would give a fuck who Leo sticks his dick in…really…but they do and here it could be…but I doubt because it’s not one of his boyfriends…

Posted in:Lorena Rae|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Ophelie Guillermand for Swimsuit Company of the Day

Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand Website …these pics for a swimsuit line….that showcase her awesome tits….in a hipster setting…by an overrated but well paid photographer who does that piss soaked style and gets lots of love for it…because the world is stupid…but this isn’t about her…or the images of hers that I’ve rudely stolen….this is about Ophelie Guillermand….

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but do I really need to know anything about her, maybe this is everything there is to her, and that’s good enough for me, since that body…a body…that body…is banging…

I’m going to assume she’s french, and french girls put out on the first date, joie to vivre or some shit, so that makes her more fun…but not quite fun enough because her tits out pulled out, which they are supposed to be, it’s the french way..you know…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…damn this girl looks good…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

This just in, hot off the fake news presses….Lily Rose Depp is the hottest thing out there as of right now.

Big fan of her..

Not just because I have a mother / daughter fetish and appreciate looking at both of their asses on the beach in bikinis…the idea of fucking a mom and a daughter, not necessarily at the same time has been in my mind for decades…because an old friend of mine used to do it, back when he dated this chick, moved into her house with her and her mom, would end up alone with the mom when the girlfriend was at work at the bar, and was basically seduced by the mom, forced to bang the mom the entire time he was there….something like three years…while still dating / banging the daughter…seemed like a lot of work…but magical too…I have the same fetish for sisters…..I think it’s normal…

Not because I have a Johnny Depp fetish, or even a young rich kid with famous parents fetish…she’s just young, tight and hot, in a bikini, living a good life..what’s not to like..and that face..

She’s great…at least to look at, because she’s likely a terribly shitty person…

Here is from her social…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day

Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because they were told what they were doing was the right thing, the patriotic thing, despite it being a pretty fucking vile thing…you can blame good marketing, like the Kardashians could easily sway a lazy nation of youth to do crazy shit, but I guess they are too narcissitic and busy looking in the mirror, or at their selfies to really do anything beyond vapid shit like face injections to get instagram followers….still damaging, still psychotic, but less violent…

I guess the point of the story is that at 41, Diane Kruger’s still got it..I’d bury my face in her ass like it was a Nazi Gas Chamber…ready to die for this shit…

LITERALLY.

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Lea Michele’s Weird Angled Butt Shot of the Day

Lea Michele, possible dude….probably not a dude…maybe just a hard face…but I like to pretend she’s a dude…because of the storyline I’ve written for her in my head…basically bred to be a girl, there are more parts for girls, taught to sing like a girl, hormone therapy to be like a girl, never quite being a girl…no periods in site, just a lot of duct tape, because stage parents take this shit seriously…they are committed to the cause, the dream…and they do what they need to do to make it happen..

Well, she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele.

It’s a weird angle butt shot, but it’s less depressing than the rest of her feed, where she comes across as a vapid, lonely, cheesy, mainstream, confused, no personality, pile of shit…we can blame her testicles for that…they keep her edgy.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

14

Aug

Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day

How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked…

In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

14

Aug

Nicki Minaj Butt Shot of the Day

Nicki Minaj is releasing a new song…so she’s taken to her social media to post a picture of her fat fake ass…because I guess like all these other starlets who don’t realize that the world has heard enough from them..she’s gotta keep on producing nonsense…knowing that it will sell because people are easy to brainwash…but more importantly…are easy to clickbait…all it takes is some nude or semi nude pics…

She’s not hot, was never hot, but at least she’s trying to be compelling with her body, something she probably missed out in Drama School before she was famous because she was more of a PRECIOUS than whatever the fuck this is….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

14

Aug

Bella Thorne at Teen Choice Shit of the Day

I guess the Teen Choice awards happened, but you probably already knew about all of that, you know while sitting in your van outside of the teen choice awards, a trip you make every year at the end of the summer, hoping and praying that you’ll finally get invited in, because it is the only thing that matters in your life, because you had a fucked up childhood, an even more fucked up adolescence, you cystic acne, your awkwardness, your love for bathing in vinegar or lack of showering, chronic masturabtion to girls in your class, anxiety around woman…your no friends, not girlfriends, your family who hated you….leading a life of teen obsession, hoping to one day relive the trauma the right way, not that you have a great job in middle-management…

Well, for those of you who weren’t aware of the teen choice Awards, a award show I doubt teens even watch, since they don’t watch TV, or fuck with award shows, so they don’t actually vote, but the networks do, so it carries on with fake news, fake votes, fake bullshit…fake…

Bella Thorne was there, looking like a raver who got shat on by another raver, because they are so edgy…and EDM….who make EDM…because anyone can apparently…and people like jerking off to her….even though she’s annoying….so here she is…

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I am sure there were a lot of attention seeking, stage parented, broken 20 year olds who play teens on TV shows no one watch there….but I’m too lazy to find them.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW