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2017

27

Jun

Lea Michele’s Bikini Top of the Day

Lea Michele is in a bikini top with a friend on a girl trip – which we can only assume means she’ll be fucking the shit out of her – you know using that dick of hers proper – the way it was mean to be used – cuz check out those titties in the pink top..

Don’t let Lea Michele’s shamless bikini pics, in efforts to trick you into thinking she’s a chick, like Bruce Jenner, becuase Lea Michele and her dick are just like a bunch of Bro’s on spring break up in here. Taking bitches on free trips to both buy friends…and guarantee pussy…cuz bitches LOVE free trips…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Gay Pride Lingerie of the Day

LeAnn Rimes wore lingerie for the Gays during Gay pride week because gay people love to have powerful singers as their icon, especially when they are as famous as LeAnn Rimes, which despite her not touring or doing music the way she used to, is pretty fucking famous…country music fans pay for CDs because they are too retarded to understand computers….and more importantly are loyal to their own because despite accounting for 50 percent of America they are still small minded small town thinkers…

That said, it’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl in lingerie like a drag queen, partially because I like old haggard skinny meth looking bitches in stripper gear…but MAINLY because I like knowing behind every wholesome god fearing or god loving girl…is a fake titty lingerie sex slut..

It makes for a balanced existence…

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Sophia Bush Bathing Suit on a Boat of the Day

Sophia Bush is in a bathing suit….The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….it was called One Tree Hill. I never saw an episode but assume it was garbage….

But nerds I knew watched it, loved it, and thought this Sophia Bush was everything….making them loyal to her…..which is what nerds do to all the women in the content marketed to them and which is pretty fucking good for the girls marketed to the nerds because it gives them a lifeline….it allows them to exist…allows her to last longer than a few minutes…and it triggers extra instagram likes when they post slutty pics that are hardly slutty like this…

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2017

27

Jun

90210 the Menopausal Years of the Day

Nothing says erotic like seeing bitches you used to jerk off to in the 90s, not because they were really that hot, but because they were marketed as being hot, on a shitty show everyone fucking loved and watched…..in their mid 40s, all menopausal, and terrifying…

It doesn’t need to be Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling from TV, but really any young woman you’ve wanted to fuck 25 years ago now…

99 percent of the time, they will look like this, because this is what aging women actually look like…

Sure there is always the exception, the fit mom in a bikini at the pool who looks amazing….and not all people age this bad…but as a general rule…this is what we’ve all experienced…

The only hot thing about them is that they can’t get knocked up anymore…their hormones can’t handle it…and even that isn’t that hot, because knocking them up would actually be a decent retirement plan, it’s not like you’re fucking anything better.

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Posted in:Jennie Garth|SFW|Tori Spelling

2017

26

Jun

Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

SOFIA VERGARA POSTS A HOT POOL SELFIE OF HER MONSTER TITS

Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it.

If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits…

Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day

Rihanna is Obese in Tight Clothing at Airport

There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct…

Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down….

Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Alexandra Daddario Big Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario has big tits…Baywatch of broken dreams…because apparently the movie fucking sucked – which was such a surprise considering it was such a terrible fucking idea and had no business ever being made – whether THE ROCK who fills seats was part of it or not – let that stripper level Playboy cast bullshit from the 90s people watched because there was no porn die…

But I guess it worked out alright for big tits Alexandra Daddario who did all kind of media, as much media as possible, just to get her tits out there to the world as her big break or some shit…

Like this shoot for some very important god knows who cares – her tits are awesome…all round and spilling out everywhere….in a good way….the way….

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Rat Cow has an Ass and WAnts you To Know it of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski posting her ass to social media

Rat Cow is in a movie….that’s why she’s in Italy wearing her bathing suit around like some sort of slut…but she can’t be a slut…if she was would she be world famous on social media with all those millions of Russian followers thanks to having great tits at the right time in a music video that went beyond viral….that’s all it really takes…

She is neither talented or interesting, provided you don’t consider big shameless tits on a pretty small frame talented or interesting, which I guess they kind of are both a talent and interesting in a boring world where not all girls have tits like this one and those who do can’t pull off the scam that this one pulled off…

She may forever earn money because people are dumb and see numbers and confuse those numbers for actually mattering or being capable to carry anything beyond slutty pics on social media..

Even movie producers are giving her work now…when I was really sure she was going to fade into obscurity and remain an instagrammer…I see the IMDB page filling up with people hoping to get people to see their movie by using her….not necessarily how Fincher and Afleck used her sexually…but using her none the less…because that’s what you gotta do with these low levels trying to validate their low level whoring.

I am not a fan, but I think being so not a fan kinda makes me a fan nonetheless because I pay attention to what her tits are up to when I don’t actually care, yet this post tells a very different tale…

In more hilarious news – here’s her boyfriend taking her social media pics like the bitch he is…

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|Emily Rat Cow|Emily Ratajkowksi|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Bella Hadid in a Bra….and Gigi Hadid Not in a Bra Important of the Day

Bella Hadid – the dick riding coattail riding sister who loves riding but probably pretends she’s got so much to offer, that she’s so different and unique, thanks to styling, surgery, and a marketing team…in a bootleg Kardashian, keep it in the family, troll the world with their stupid marketable naked…figured she’d so how different she is from the one who paved the way for her….by wearing a bra…while GIGI didn’t….WILD because Gigi Hadid Braless and Important…

ANd anyone in Malibu will tell you that Gigi Hadid was created….and not even that well…but prior to her fame, she was a troll, tall, but a troll and that reminds us all of how flimsy a world we live in, where Attention Deficit Disorder people everywhere just take what they are told, run with it, and put no thought into it, but figure it’s easier to go along with because “let me take a selfie, do coke, party, stare at the wall”….and all that other good things…if they say they are hot enough, people will believe it…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Alison Brie Titties for Netflix of the Day

Apparently these are Alison Brie’s tits for GLOW, a show you’ve probably seen if you care about women’s wrestling, and who deosn’t really especially when in mud…especially when you visit sites like this – you fucking weirdo….outdated fuck….

I don’t remember who Alison Brie is but like the cheese her family created and apparently people are pumped on her tits being in a show you’ve probably already seen….but I haven’t because I haven’t checked Netflix this week, but will as soon as I feel like watching free tv thanks to a girl I used to sex with who lives in Miami giving me her password 6 years ago – that still fucking works…

But tits!

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Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Sexy Archaeologist of the Day

You’re missing culture and educational content in your life…so here’s a video of an Archaeologist teaching you about excavating years gone by to try to decode the human condition, experience and history of who we ended up here……and if you’re not into archaeology, because you’re not Indiana Jones or a fucking nerdy weirdo, you may be into the Archaeologist tits because tits are universal…they transcend all topics you can learn in school if you weren’t a half retard who dropped out of school

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2017

26

Jun

Anna Kournikova Beastiality Erotic Workout of the Day

Anna Kournikova likes getting licked by her dog…

It is always a special time when a nice hot girl says to me that my pug has a great tongue…this is something that happens all the time…to which I say he gets it from his dad, or you should see what he can do with it, or other things related to me eating her pussy…it just gets awkward when it’s a little girl with her mom telling me about my Pug’s tongue and I tell the mom via the little girl that I am essentially the master tongue in this duo…..you know to be seductive…..because it just comes across creepy…even more creepy than this series of Videos of Anna Kournikova, or as I like to call her, the reason this site exists because I posted a set of her in yellow bikini picking and out of her pussy and shit went like wild fire…it was 2004 and people knew who she was…not today…where people have no idea who or why I am posting videos of some Russian doing softcore beastiality…well this RUSSIAN happens to be the least significant yet hottest Tennis Players and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|SFW|Videos

2017

26

Jun

Alexis Ren is Alright of the Day

As much of a con as Alexis Ren and her gang of followers, her insane amount of followers, and not all dude followers, because girls believed in her hot body in a hot young romance with some gay guy she traveled the world and adventured with, because the world are fucking morons….and buy into anything….

She’s pretty fucking good, especially in this dance video, like what the fuck is the point of this dance, clearly, that doesn’t matter, there doesn’t need to be a point, it’s basically philosophy…just move seductively in a skimpy bikini and we’re good…marketing is just that simple…thank god for that…at least for her and all the other dumb hot girls who otherwise wouldn’t stand a chance in the world…but booty grinding half naked…they got that on lock…good god…this is good.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Nina Dobrev Bikini Bottoms in Hawaii of the Day

Nina Dobrev Canadian Actress in Hot Red Bikini Bottoms

Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy.

But I guess based on her red bikini bottom little pussy cameltoe, your president, would approve of her an her work visa, like he did with his wife, because if she’s good enough to fuck, she’s good enough genetically to throw into the mix and the American Gene Pool for future strength in the top tier of the next generation, raised by vapid celebrities with a lot of money who understand the importance of bikini pics…

Now Nina, who we don’t actually care about, but her body looks good, is doing some charity event or documentary to save the oceans, and I think in bottoms like that the only thing she’s saving is my possible disdain for her, you know self hating Canadian, thinking damn, if she wants to save anything she should come give me mouth to mouth with her pussy after she fucks me to death…you know a REAL charitable cause…not this damn ocean climate shit….ME….make it about me mother fuckers…

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Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Underage Prostitute Zahia Dehar who is No Longer Underage but Still a Prostitute of the Day

Zahia Dehar Flashing Panties

Her name is Zahia Dehar and she’s clearly a slutty attention seeker for the paparazzi the way we like it…but she wasn’t always so shameless, or maybe she was…because years ago she was part of some high profile sex scandal featuring French politician who was caught with an underage prostitute named Zahia Dehar…I am assuming they are one in the same….

I guess she she was able to leverage that high profile sex scandal and tabloid fodder to do amazing and incredible things with her life, that allow her to flash her tits and panties while shopping for the paparazzi in efforts to continue being tabloid fodder…because the world likes sex workers, prostitutes whether to pay to fuck or to laugh at the people who pay to fuck them….

And the prositutes like being tabloid fodder because it validates them or legitimizes their insane existence as something more substantial than 500 dollar sex encounters…

Hookers…they so silly…

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Posted in:SFW|Zahia Dehar