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2019

17

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

When you’re mom’s a whore…a bottom feeding whore…who was in Soap Operas…which is just PORNO for old ladies and people on disability…you’re bound to grow up to be a whore too…just a modern version of a whore and that is a wonderful thing….neoptism, family values, second generation of whore culture, maybe even third generation – it’s quite possibly Lisa Rinna’s mom was a whore…that’s where Lisa learned it, but usually the first whore in the family is the known whore, who ran to LA to be a whore to follow her whore dreams and live that whore life…all Glamours and rich and shit…only to produce little whores she can teach the whore way to..

It’s all quite exciting for a man like me who likes whores….cuz a second generation whore has whore in her DNA…and whore lessons learned from whore experiences a wiser whore guided her on, rather than be a first generation whore figuring out the whore on her whore own….whores…

My objective is to use whore as much as I can in this post about whores…because whore fucking cares.

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2019

17

Apr

Bar Rafaeli Roller Girl Booty of the Day

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Who doesn’t like half naked girl on Roller Skates?

Everyone likes a half naked girl on Roller Skates!

So here’s Bar Refaeli who is old enough to remember the 80s back in Israel where she was a teenager learning how to Roller Skate….working the Roller Rinks, meeting all the cool Roller dudes who helped train her throat to take on LEO…

I mean I don’t know if that’s truth, but I do know that she is an old Israelite…and a mom…and this type of behavior for both those things is inappropriate…but she comes from a place of party girl, coke slut, beach life….who made a lot of money in AMERICA…only to go back home…to the promised land…to be pantsless and half naked for old times…not that her vagina has recovered from all the baby making bullshit she’s done to herself.

Exciting..not really…but is anything really exciting in this era of everything sucking…

Definitely Not…

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2019

17

Apr

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Big news…Gigi Hadid was in a bikini – and the world didn’t end…like “we’ve accomplished everything we need to see here”…because despite Gigi Hadid probably thinking she is the center of the fucking world…she really isn’t that important and either are her bikini pics…yet here I am posting them like they matter cuz I know you perverts enjoy staring at rich girls who bought a modelling career’s pink panty bikini bottoms….cuz what the fuck else is there to do in a day….work? Be productive. Find yourself. Find happiness. Find Love…Find Meaning. Find Purpose…..

Fuck that. Stare at bikinis to fill our void…our emptiness..our unhappiness…

Celebrate all that is wrong with the world …from consumerism to excess with one of the girls who represents that half naked.

Why not. Right.

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2019

17

Apr

Joan Smalls Topless of the Day

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Joan Smalls got her shirt off, just to show you all how smalls she is….

The Victoria’s Secret model, who may not actually be a Victoria’s Secret model…but that I will assume is a Victoria’s Model because it’s a modern era where black people like Joan Smalls are allowed to work for white Jewish brands as one of their spokesmodels to connect with their black audience, which is large….to pretend they aren’t racist and for white people…you know get paid where you can…we are all God’s People….and we all need underwear – no discrimination.

This topless picture of her is weird. I don’t really understand the dramatic “look at me with my intense look while on a bed in jeans”…cry for likes.

But I am not the artist or rich model that Joan Smalls is….She knows what she’s doing…and this is how she’s doing it.

I’d rather be looking at her labia. But that’s just me….and I’m a guy who has never had sex with a black girl due to racism. Not my racism. I love black girls….but Their racism…towards me…which may be less about racism and more about me being an unshowered, creepy and disgusting loser…

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2019

16

Apr

Jordyn Jones Slutty of the Day

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Jordyn Jones looks like she likes to have a good time…

I love that every instagram photo looks like a dramatic Playboy shot of the 1970s – when it was an original thing…

All dramatic, grasping her face, like a Southern Girl who’s horse just ran off…

A Damsel in Distress…

Like her puppy just died…

Dramatic…but so badly done….

Half naked though…makes it AIGHT by me…that means ALRIGHT in 2002 speak…which is probably when this bitch was born.

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2019

16

Apr

Madison Beer – Attention Seeking of the Day

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Ask any college girl from the last 30 years since I was first hanging out at college parties for the black out drunk sluts who have no morals, aren’t uptight, are down for a good time, and didn’t complain about a bad fuck….how to get everyone at the party to look at you…and it goes a little something like what Madison Beer is doing at Coachella in her FAME whoring….

I don’t know if this sells records, or if her mom put her up to this in their family meeting of how to get views on her shit cuz she’s not that good…

But it’s such basic tactics…that I am glad to see going on in this RAPE culture, don’t sexualize me, but I’ll sexualize myself and show the world my cunt hole..and wombat hole….cuz I’m the boss of me…era of nonsense..

Good old basic chicks kissing.

Gets the job done.

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2019

16

Apr

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter, who I guess is on the KETO DIET because she’s dropped 60 pounds in the last two months pretty, something only the KETO Diet can do to a fat fuck….but she’s still got her freakishly large tits….who I like to call “SURVIVORS” because she’s had the cut off at least once…rebuilt at least once…and even with weightloss which is supposed to shrink the fuckers they are still huge…it’s like this girl is cursed with monster tits, no matter what she does and I guess that isn’t the best curse to have.

I do find it weird seeing that she’s got a neck or a chin….and despite being pretty troll like…she, like EVERYONE else looks a fucking lot better when not fat…

I will not say she’s hot, but let’s encourage her to keep starving herself out, she’s found something that works for her and as a celebrity…on TV..she has a responsibility to not be a fat fuck….save the obesity for the people like us who sit on our asses all day staring at the people actually doing shit….that’s how the SYSTEM is supposed to work.

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2019

16

Apr

Olivia Culpo Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Olivia Culpo out here for Esquire Mexico – because she is the most important girl on Instagram.

I have no ideal how that happened, she looks a little plastic to me, but then again, isn’t everyone who has made a career for themselves on Instagram…

She was some Miss Rhode Island, or wherever she is from, maybe she climbed the ranks of the Pageant World, I don’t pay attention enough to care…and I didn’t really think anyone paid attention enough to care about pageants, but she has been working the scene since….2012….where she dated a Jonas Brother, got some hype, has since dated athletes cuz she’s all American and has got more hype and is now in EVERY instagram brand deal ever…

Here’s how I think shit went down, cuz I am smart…and will break it down for you…

She was Miss USA in 2012. She won TRUMP’s Miss Universe is 2012. TRUMP Sold Miss Universe to William Morris Endeavour in 2015….WME is the biggest TALENT agency in the world, they also own the UFC…they are run by your friend Ari Emmanuelle who was the basis of the agent in Entourage…and a dude name Patrick who was the husband of the woman who Jeff Bazos cheated on his wife with…

Still with me?

Ok…so William Morris represents the Jonas Brothers – meaning they placed Olivia Culpo as the Jonas Brother’s girlfriend to get her some hype, but to also get Miss Universe some HYPE…the more people talk about Miss Unvierse as if it is a thing, the more it is worth to their HUGE organization.

Being TALENT AGENTS means they are in on every brand deal that happens, every event that happens…They literally rep everyone…so throw CULPO in the mix as their INFLUENCER…and boom, she matters.

She was created by the corporations that control the media…the TALENT AGENCY..

And now OLIVIA CULPO makes sense to me….

Here she is at Coachella

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2019

16

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Tits Out of the Day

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Here’s some Lindsay Lohan for old times, doing some modeling, with some of her tit out, but not enough of her tit…

She’s looking like an old lady, or an old glove found in a snowbank during the spring thaw after a winter of being shit on my dogs…

Maybe it is cuz she is old, has lived a life more fucking disturbing and damaging than most people…at 35 or however old she is, she’s had more fucking abuse to herself, and her face than most 80 year olds…even those who live in Australia and get battered by the UV rays because of the hole in the OZONE caused by the GREENHOUSE gases we used to be scared of in the 80s…

I will not turn my back on LOHAN though, I truly believe she has a long life ahead of her doing whatever it is that she does….and that there will be an HONORARY oscar handed out to her…because she fucking deserves it…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a LOHAN movie, which is funny because I’ve done so much on this site targeted at her….and her great tits…

I do think I’ve seen LOHAN in a hotel SUITE In montreal dancing around in her pajamas to her album she never launched and it was probably the PEAK of my career as an unemployed obese blogger….

I am a fan, forever will be, and her great tits, a little saggier, a little sadder, just need a new coat of paint, a tune up, and she’ll be back…she’s gotta be…she’s Lindsay Fucking Lohan…(I feel like that is what she calls herself)…..

Here are the really uneventful, not so ARAB despite her being ARAB now…..tits.

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2019

16

Apr

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

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In shut the fuck up news, apparently, Bebe Rexha has announced, like Demi Lovato, that she has Bi-Polar Disorder…and that she is proud, empowered, etc in who she is and in the treatment she is getting or whatever….

She wrote some barely poetic, despite being a song writer, which should man she is poetic, even if her songs are pure fucking vapid garbage….about not knowing why she had low lows where she didn’t want to get up or leave the house aka – MY EVERY DAY HAPPY PLACE….and why she had HIGH HIGHS where she couldn’t sleep….aka – MY FEW TIMES A WEEK PARTY PARTY DRUNK FEST…..but now she knows….

I am not a believer in Mental Health, I really believe it’s a mind over matter situation, we are all fucked up, anxiety ridden depressive pieces of shit…deal with it….with illegal drugs, pharma, or CBD, I don’t fucking care…but don’t fucking diagnose a disease and inspire others to pretend they have it…

Unless you’re fully fucking mental, killing people, hurting yourself without realizing it, cuz there are full mentals out there…keep your bi polar to yourself..

Like how bi polar could this bitch really be, she’s a popstar now, she’s been working in the industry for 10 years, she’s old maybe, has an eating disorder that makes her eat too much sure..but she ain’t crazy.

What’s crazy is that people are into her and that she is famous…

The only thing crazy about Bebe Rexha is that people listen to her shitty music.

That’s the fucking mental disorder I don’t get….