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2019

21

Mar

Susan Sarandon’s Daughter in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Susan Sarandon has a daughter, like most celebs who in their self involved narcissism want to reproduce with a richer guy than them to give them some level of security even if they are already rich….to elevate their level of richness to the next bracket of richness…it’s just how these things work. Women breed up, unless they are Britney Spears….the only issue with that is that their genetics get diluted by dude who is rich sperm…which is usually a bad thing…cuz rarely are rich men good looking…unless they are born into it thanks to their ugly rich dads knocking up hot models…SCIENCE…

Point being…her daughter is old now, but for a while was a titty actress trying to create her own career as an actress….on Californication…with her tits out….and that concluded her acting career – now she’s just a mom. In a bathing suit…cuz a ho is a ho is a ho is a ho.

Posted in:Eva Amurri|SFW

2019

21

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson….fat lesbian Ashley Benson….who scissors with Cara Delevingne the celebrity scissor-er…who for some reason, as a rich and entitled, barely attractive UK socialite, because an international model…like a Hadid…cuz the rich get richer or some shit….and rich fuck the weak, broken, confused celebs like Benson…when they are trying to elevate their scissoring…not that Ashley Benson is A-List, she was on a hit show, but disappeared, only to make a comeback with her tits the last week…she must be promoting something…

We’ve seen fat Ashley Benson, who I guess has been working out, topless when she was less fat….and this is just a bikini pic….and her fat tits don’t seem as glorious or big as they once were…make the rest of her has made them proportionate with her getting bigger….WHO KNOWS….I just know there’s a bikini pic of this trash…TRASHLEY…OMG…never been said before….and I’m gonna post it…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2019

21

Mar

Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp posted a throwback bikini pic for you perverts to scope out them cankles in a bikini…cankles she unfortunately edited out because she knows about her cankles and my Lily Rose Depp cankle fetish…If I was a little more narcissistic and schizophrenic…in a “people are listening to me”…”people are watching me”….”people know my every thought” kind of way…I’d know she cropped her cankles out to cocktease me…tease..bad girl..

But the reality is…she probably cropped them out cuz no 20 year old celebrity rich kid….wants cankles….blasted out on the internet man…it’s not celebrated like body hair, obesity, skin diseases, and all the other bullshit celebrated and empowered….

Maybe Lily Rose Depp needs to be the FIRST in CANKLE empowerment and awareness…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

21

Mar

Rachel Bilson’s Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Looks like this rich mom has been going to Pilates and having a light lunch when she lunches with the girls…

Rachel Bilson in her bikini with her old face just reminds me of a wasted youth…

It’s like seeing a childstar who’s parents exploited them so hard that they had no youth, only this bitch exploited her damn self and not even in the right way…

You see she was at the top of her game – the hot one from the OC, a huge show….only to bow out of that celebrity, like it was too hard to handle, instead of build off it…

So off to Canada she went to breed with her husband..instead of being the naughty 20 something star of a hit show….

Only to come back to Cali 10 years later with goals and dreams and ambition and a willing to get half naked in bikinis…because she’s found comfort in her skin….her loose hanging off her face skin…cuz she’s old.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|SFW

2019

21

Mar

Ireland Baldwin in a Big Girl Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a big and tall girl, she’s like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, but she’s built proportionate…which is actually how a lot of models look in person, you know, when you’re an international playboy like myself, and you surround yourself with actual models, you know how big and broad they are, despite being skinny, as you go up to their nipples and they seem like they can man-handle you, which is why I always thought the skinny model thing being protested weird…it’s like these people never saw how big these women actually were…they just photograph skinny, but put them next to an average sized man…and see they are twice the fucking size of him….

Not that I am an international playboy, I don’t leave the house anymore cuz it is winter and I don’t have pants that fit me..

BUT I have seen models, and they are big, and so is Ireland Baldwin, who is not a model, but wanted to be a model, only to have her Jesus loving cousin take her job for her….leaving her to fend for herself on social media I can’t follow cuz I’m blocked…

This Awkward, Faux Lesbian, ogre who her dad coined a pig is just another entitled celebrity rich kid….broken…but in bathing suit…

Look she has a friend…

Here are some more of her being a MODEL in her swimsuit

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nudist of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeking nudist…but at least we’ve all seen her cunt.

Maybe it’s because she sold her childhood off to Disney to become Hannah Montana, and even with all that attention, she didn’t feel like she was getting enough attention….or maybe she was molested as a child and has a weird relationship with sexualizing herself…or maybe she just doesn’t give a fuck because we’ve all seen her cunt.

It was a marketing hustle, that spoke to the kids, inspired the kids…a bad little disney girl, bad little country girl, but was she really so bad…just being naked for everyone…I mean it’s just nudity….I guess that was her angle, her empowered lie angle….her feminist angle…that was really just a way for everyone to see her cunt.

I don’t have the answers but once an exhibitionist, there’s not reason to not be an exhibitionist, it’s liberating and free..just ask any dude on public transit pulling his dick out for the school girls….but we’ve all seen her cunt and that’s ULTIMATELY what matters…even when looking at a pic of her not showing her cunt…we know what’s going on down there…lip-wise.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is Hot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still hot…Not that I ever really thought she was hot…but big tits on a small frame is hot to me….I am old and natural beauty is subjective…while big tits on a small frame are scientific fucking fact…

So here’s some love for the old timer from Instagram….a Florida Rich Kid with huge tits who managed to get a few ad campaigns and a reality show stint on Dancing with the Stars…cuz she had the right friend who knew bouncy big tits would be good for ratings as TV died…probably the same dude who cast Alexis Ren this past year on the hustle to legitimize whores on isntagram….

She’s been at it for a while now, but isn’t that old…and still has big tits on a small frame…which scientifically makes her better than most..

She hasn’t done much interesting in her career, other than sex with Stephen Dorff, who is great in True Detective Season 3…I saw it the other day…I don’t leave the house…

But there’s hope for her…cuz big tits on a small frame are needed in all kinds of things, from movies, to TV shows…to your masturbation fantasies…to strip clubs…to backpages if it still existed…

So keep up the good work Charlotte McKinney…..don’t get fat now…cuz when the gut catches up to the tits..it’s alway a sad day…and for some reason…a reason I call sadness….the gut always catches up to the tits.

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hey Game of Thrones queers…

Sophie Turner has hard nipples and may not be wearing a bra….perverts…

I mean I realize that Game of Thrones is beyond the nerd audience it was designed for….and that it is super mainstream because the mainstream is drawn to nerd shit…but it’s still fucking queer…

Being excited about braless girls doesn’t happen to me, I just think it’s better than bras, cuz I like tits…and I feel shame and sadness for the kinds of losers out there who are excited over braless tits..because that in and of itself is a little virginal in a can’t get laid kind of way…but even the most studly of studs with women knocking down their door can be happy when a girl rocks braless tits….hard nippled…I think the comination of no bra excitement, game of thrones and this site audience of losers…makes it something embarrassing on some mom’s basement bedroom at 40 years old level…but that cool, rich, accomplished dudes with swagger can also be into….

What I am saying in my confusing and terribly written rant is simple…braless tits trascend all levels of men…from the biggest of loser to the most desirable cuz we all like tits.

All that writing….so pointless….why do I bother….

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

20

Mar

Belle Lucia Instathot of the Day

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Belle Lucia is some Instathot….and you know what…she’s pretty great….

Sure, she looks like a muppet with all the face injections…but it’s a look…and sure there’s no real point to her feed other than post up slutty pics of herself from silly meaningless photoshoots she does of herself..and her audience is all a bunch of perverts…but what the fuck else should she do with her time…work as a trainer, or waitress, fuck that…this is way more high profile….and it’s good to jack off to…if you’re bored…and I know you’re bored…

Seeing girls, all girls, even muppet faced girls half naked…always fun even if it’s pointless…cuz everything is pointless so we should have fun.

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Posted in:Belle Lucia|SFW

2019

20

Mar

Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day

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Big girl Ashley Graham stretching out some lingerie for a photoshoot..

I remember a better time…a simpler time…a time when lingerie wasn’t made in this size, so fat girls didn’t have to lie to themselves into thinking they are hot or sexy or have any sex appeal whatsoever…they’d just sit at home in soiled panties eating ice cream….getting fatter….but then the whole racism thing ended, even though it exists, it’s not the mainstream thought…and white girls got comfortable with the black men they used to cross the street to avoid…and discovered they had big dicks their big vaginas could feel…and that they legit were into fat whitey cuz they were a novelty…and then realizing more women like them are fat…and then the whole tinder swipe thing happened meaning sex didn’t only happen at 3 am at a bar as the lights go on where dude is like “i guess it’s better than jacking off, and it weighs more than a threesome”….and now dudes can say “no one will know this happened”….creating some sort of solidarity between other fat women, forcing marketers to make this fat girl shit.

The whole thing goes against all logic…is what I am getting at here….and this bitch is for some reason the “figurehead”….

I don’t get it.