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2018

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Christmas Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…

Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..

But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….

I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.

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2018

21

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day the 40 year old marketing wizard….produces some heavily photoshopped thematic based images for her social media…with her jacked up face injected face, fake tits and fat sucked out stomach…because like a Kardashian…you too can do all the same procedures for the same effect and apparently black dudes…and really all dudes will jerk off to you or at least stare at your tits like you want them to do…and that’s pretty magical…I guess.

I mean she was a reality show pop band 20 fucking years ago…what did you expect her to do in her 40s….

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2018

21

Dec

Ava Sambora Wet Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora has a crazy institutionalized mom…who was a rockstar fucking, low level actress, who was seen as famous and hot, back when she was relevant, before going fucking mental, being arrested a bunch of times, all while raising her daughter…Ava to be a fine example of a spoiled whore from LA doing the instagram thing, cuz it gives her something to do, her dad’s in Bon Jovi, they are very rich and what the fuck else is she suppposed to do..other than get naked and try to get attention…which excites me.

Ava Sambora

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2018

21

Dec

Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great.

In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot.

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2018

21

Dec

Britney Spears is a Latex Goddess of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing, and even when pushing 40, she’s got a rocking around the christmas tree body, in a tight latex dress that you’d like to cum on, because it is a fetish, with her tits squeezing out all over the place, as she runs off some medicated brain washed script to keep you thinking she’s ok…but is really screaming for help from the prison they’ve got her in…we just haven’t quite broke the code to work through what it is she’s trying to tell us. Maybe she is blinking in Morse Code, maybe every third word is her saying “My parents have me in a trap and are using me to maintain their lifestyles since I still earn and they all rely on me to eat, those fucking monsters”….but whatever is is that is going on here…it’s hot.

$Britney Spears Big Tits Tight Latex$

$Britney Spears Big Tits Tight Latex$

$Britney Spears Big Tits Tight Latex$

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2018

21

Dec

Cambrie and Faith Schroder Sister Erotica of the Day

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Cambrie and Faith coming in hot with the sister incest erotica.

Nothing says Christmas and Holidays like sister on sister, dick on dick incest shit….

You know her dad is into this, Silver Spoons…..

Do what you gotta do to get noticed on that internet machine – even if it crosses the line because everyone knows the number one category in porno is Incest porno and has been for decades cuz you’re all fucking weird….

These girls, like so many girl on girl, sister on sister before them….know what they gotta do to get hits…and for that…we commend them

Good work!

Cambrie and Faith Schroder Erotica Thong

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2018

20

Dec

Heather Graham Just Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

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Heather Graham just posted this doughy looking bikini pic from earlier in the year, a little TBT, showcasing her big tits, cuz she’s roller girl, and her big stomach cuz she’s in her 40s, but still roller girl….and I am a fan of her and her lack of fitness decision making….you know looking her age but still shameless with the tits she knows are great tits the way a girl should be…

I guess she’s feeling down and out, maybe a little insecure, who knows….thirsty for likes and follows…some press…some attention cuz all women are the same…eager to get jerked off to at any age….and when they feel down and out…this is how the behave to fill their emptiness…it’s a good problem to have as a spectator of all women..

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2018

20

Dec

Selena Gomez Sports Bra Tight Leggings of the Day

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I guess Selena Gomez was allowed out of her padded room to take on some fitness, you know a casual hike with 40 of her handlers that are hired to keep her away from the Opiates or really anything she can kill herself with, because like Demi Lovato before her, she’ll angle her mental illness caused by being sold to the industry by her mother, as something she is not responsible for…it’s not a mind over matter thing when you’re a lazy mind thanks to having everything given to you all these years…you spoiled fuck….or maybe she can exploit LUPUS that forced her to buy a Kidney from one of her groupies who wanted to an acting career and though Selena Kidney Donor was the way to do it, these people so obsessed with fame they are willing to literally cut out organs to help a vapid psychopath who doesn’t give a fuck about them, because she can’t give a fuck about them, she’s so self involved there’s no way to factor in other people, unless it is to manipulate them into giving her organs…their organs…for her survival..

Well…Mentally Unstable Selena Gomez Doing Fitness with her Fake Tits and Kidney Transplant Scar…dealing with the hardships of being rich enough to retire a few times over….in a Poor Selena Gomez with that Terminal disease….that no one really sympathizes with since she’s fucking won at life and is pretty much done all she needs to do and ready to die off and open some opportunity for other people wanting her fame without being giant whiners about it….

Take it in.

Selena Gomez Big TIts Sports Bra Tight LEggings

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2018

20

Dec

Gabby Epstein Still Topless of the Day

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I heard Gabby Epstein and every other girl on instagram trying to be hotter than they are – is getting fat sucked out of their stomach, injected in their asses, so they have that Kardashian waist to hip ratio, despite the Kardashians being dudes…they also get their faces filled with fucking plastics, while promoting the end of single Use plastics to save the oceans as an angle in their stupid fucking storylines that are all the same, zero inspiring, with content that is interchangeable….

But the scam works, they make a living, more than a bartender or bottle service girl they were destined to be, and they get to travel the world and do cool shit to document on their feed for perverts and people who can’t fake their IG numbers to get free trips as well as these ones do…

I don’t find this one hot, weird face, but it’s a girl doing travel content like she’s in SI and will likely end up in SI cuz they are trying to stay alive using the IG girls out there….

And really how can we hate travel content that’s got vagina definition and that is slutty as fuck when pretending to not be slutty….bikini pics all day motherfuckers I’m ready to look at it…

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2018

20

Dec

Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples of the Day

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Did you see that Dakota Fanning had hard nipples?

Of course you did…..you’re more into this shit than me, I am too busy sitting around staring at the wall to bother googling shit…my hands are sore from years of typing that has got me no where….seriously no where…but I think it’s really because there was no passion. I mean sure writing the site has been funny at times, annoying at other times, depressing at times, a waste of time at times, my legacy of 50,000 blurbs that don’t matter even if some were brilliantly clever, cutting, creative or mean….but the celebrity tits man…I just don’t care to track em…I am far more into sex worker tit in person who let me touch them for 10 dollars a song, sometimes less if I cleverly trick her to stop counting songs….

I mean Dakota Fanning hard nipples, sure I see the appeal, the fetish it is to her fans…but I can’t really get behind it with excitement…because girl could be diddling herself and I wouldn’t care…it’d just be another girl diddling herself…these whores are interchangeable..but I guess more interesting to talk about than politics…even though Politics has made a lot of websites a lot of money….but that’s really not an interest of mine…so I guess I’ll stick to the tits….

I’m glad we worked through this together. Dakota’s looking a little beat the fuck up.