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2015

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product…

So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior…

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2015

06

Aug

Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day

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Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is…

I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”….

But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success..

Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers..

Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into…

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2015

06

Aug

Karlie Kloss Delivering Glamour Issue of the Day

I generally hat these promo videos for magazines, award shows, pretty much any branded content to generate some buzz about their shit, now that the internet is one massive advertising unit, used to brain wash the already retarded people who consume this content. It’s like everything we are fed is marketing crap to us, but unlike TV before the internet, most of this branded, consume as much as you can, brain washing is done secretly…

I guess what it comes down to, is that 90 percent of the world is owned by a handful of people, and 90 percent of models are owned by Taylor Swift…

Karlie Kloss being one of the leaders in her “sisterhood”…”girl power”….bullshit..

Well, Karlie Kloss is in Glamour this month, and she participated in a viral video of her delivering issues of the magazine, like she was a delivery girl, and although not a revolutionary idea, it’s better than a being in studio idea, and I approve…

Here are the pics from Glamour..

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2015

06

Aug

Lana Del Rey New Signle Tits of the DAy

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I don’t hate Lana Del Rey or her music. I think it’s dark, catchy, fabricated, manufactured, even bullshit…but I can still handle it, where as other pop stars are just fucking intolerable…like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga, that shit just rapes my fucking face like I was some back alley prostitute just trying to find money to buy my baby formula…

I do hate a lot of her fans, who are these bullshit feminist lies, who are from the internet generation and don’t understand that they are just consumers perpetuating everything they claim to hate, but marketers are just more clever than them…

That said, Lana Del Rey has a new song coming out, like she was Dr Dre, she’s also got great enough tits for me to look at – cuz I like tits…

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2015

06

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Picking Paddleboarder of the Day

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People call me racist for a lot of reasons, one of them is making fun of generalized stereotypes about various races, even though I don’t hate other races, I just think it’s funny to piss people off, usually of other races when I make the jokes…I think all people are equally garbage…

That said, one of the people I make fun of is Michelle Rodriguez, I call her an ape like money looking bitch, something that I didn’t ever think was race related, it’s not like she’s black, she’s lantina…and really, it’s nothing to do with her race that makes her look like an ape…it’s nothing to do with her lesbianism…or broad thickness…it’s really just all because she has no neck….

I mean…just look at the picture…of her doing her monkey moves..it makes me laugh…and I hate laughter…but when everything’s a joke…it’s hard not to…

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2015

06

Aug

Kirsten Dunst’s Cleavage in Town and Country of the Day

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In case you were wondering what happened to Kirsten Dunst…

She still has scraggletooth…

And that’s about all she really has…

Full discretion…in the late 90s, I jerked off to her fat tits on her skinny body…because that’s what was in at the time…and tits are timeless, but her face is fighting the clock…

More pics HERE

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2015

06

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Yoga Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is some level of crazy….

There are so many moments I have taken for granted in this life due to my lack of presence. I have overlooked countless blessings and opportunities to start fresh, and I have neglected, manipulated, and lied to the people I hold dear to my heart, but more importantly, to myself. It hasn’t been until recent months that I relearned what it truly means and what it feels like to be fully present. For the longest time, I lost compassion towards almost everything i previously cared for and I was so lost in darkness, that I could hardly hold a real conversation with another human being long enough before I was due to have an anxiety attack and find my way out of it. Tonight, I found myself pausing, multiple times, to look to my right and left and I continuously asked myself… How the hell did I get lucky enough to end up here? Why me? Why the past couple of months have I had the chance to meet the most phenomenal souls? Why are all these people giving me a chance to begin again? After all my wrongdoings and heartbreaks and trauma and absence of self, how am I here today? I just wanted to take a moment to show gratitude to everyone who has continued to stand by my side through all that took place and through all that life will continue to throw at me. I’m proud to say I will not be knocked down and alone next time around. I have never been so supported and felt so loved in my life. I’m happy to say I feel like Ireland again and it’s amazing that I can actually say that because it’s been a really long time and I was starting to forget what she was like. I love my friends, I love this beautiful planet, and I love new beginnings. ??????? • and I love you all for making me feel beautiful and supported every single day!

I didn’t actually read it, but ranting about shit like this, with such intensity, is some level of unstable…

I wonder if it stems from being a bratty, spoiled, rich kid, with everything handed to her looking for problems, in a poor little rich girl, with an abusive angry emotional dad, because all these famous people are drunk idiots that are so into themselve…she also went lesbian after being super obsessed with her surf boyfriend…with some black, angry, molested girl…the whole thing crazy like that rant…

But here is her stepmother, and momma to her two half sisters, Yoga instructor Hilaria who made fucked her client, who was Ireland’s father, because he’s rich…

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2015

06

Aug

Cara Delevingne is Mother Chucker of the Day

Model wrangler Taylor Swift posted this video of Cara Delevingne the “Mother Chucker” in lingerie, because I like when Taylor Swift shows off her property, in lingerie…

I also like when she publicly discusses her “sisterhood”…which is code for her “real life barbies cuz she’s so rich and that’s how rich people satisfy their crazy”…

I guess it’s the behind the scenes from the music video, but who cares when it is from, because it’s models in lingerie with weapons…

She also posted Gigi Hadid talking in lingerie…in a video I call Gigi Hadid should never be talking, that voice is terrifying…

Here are some pics of Taylor Swift in Vanity Fair’s September Issue…

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2015

06

Aug

Anja Rubik Flashing Her Panties of the Day

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Anja Rubik is flashing her panties strategically for a fashion campaign, that’s not slutty enough for me, because I prefer when girls flash their clits, to prove to me that this generation of girls aren’t all affected by the hormones in the food, and that their vaginas aren’t really meaty, outty with dick clits, in debunking my theory of this why everyone is gay and/or transgendered…

What I am saying is that I ask girls a few things when I see them…and they are show me the nudes on your phone, then it’s show me your panties, and then it’s show me your pussy…unless I find the girl gross in which case I talk about other girls I want to fuck…and I guess Anja Rubik is speaking to that…in a really fucking tame way..

I prefer when her modeling has HAS TITS

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2015

06

Aug

Irina Shayk’s AIring Out Her Vagina of the Day

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Every seasoned hooker, needs to give her vagina a break, and air her out, so that she can recover from all the abuse she’s taken, even if it has paid her well and created an actual legitimate career for her…

I like to think that’s what Irina Shayk, the “Model” not hooker, who I am sure doesn’t date people for their money, fame, status or ability to help her career, because I’ve met Russian girls, and none of them are money hungry, money grubbing, soul less sex work…

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2015

05

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

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I dislike Nina Agdal.

She just isn’t hot, but in her mind she thinks she’s a big deal, even though she barely makes money, unless you count the idiot rich guy who lacks social skills, that marries her ends up paying her in the divorce…because some rich guys are so caught up with work, not into really grasping what life is about, don’t care if a girl is a hooker, so long as they can show her off to their friends, in a “look at what I bought”…”she’s a model”….”she’s got lots of instagram followers, therefore she’s better than your sugarbaby you met at a club with an actual job”…

Useless, but she’s showing tits…and that counts for something, very little…but something…

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2015

05

Aug

Gigi Hadid has a Massive Head of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has a big fucking head…

I don’t know if it is the angle of this shoot….

Or if it is just the manifestation of her having a big head from being overrated, over-celebrated, over-paid by her trust fund and now clients, thanks to her mom and dad over encouraging her, feeding her affirmations about how great she is, because she is from them, and they are billionaires, and billionaires are egotistical cunts, making their kids, egotistical cunts, no matter how hard they try to dumb down and be a cool hipster in an artist loft in New York, where as Gigi, her name is fucking Gigi, are you joking, decides to just embrace it, run with it, and be a cheesy, overexposed, overrated, over-celebrated, cunt…

She’s up on some bobble head shit right here…but in a bra..so whatever…

Fuck Gigi Hadid..and her bulbous face, lips and head… HERE SHE IS IN W MAGAZINE

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2015

05

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what the deal is behind this hard faced, strong jawed, teen nude model, who at 17 showed the world her bush like a feminist before her time, when really she was just a hair little monkey who had had a bikini wax earlier that day, just up on some “Cousin It” hustle, or those dudes you’ve probably scene at the circus freak show / Jerry Springer over the years, who have that hairy everywhere disease…not that it matters..

I think she looks better now than she did then, maybe she’s coming into herself as a “stage” actress, you know feeling good about herself, and her career, when prior to Broadway, she was a just a Disney kid and no one respects those, especially not their parents who whored them to the company to live out their dreams…

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2015

05

Aug

Britney Spears Black Panty Flash of the Day

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Here’s an obscure and subtle way to flash the world your panties, it’s get into a yoga pose and show off your leaner than usual, crazy popstar from the 90s, while showing some panties, because people fucking love panties, especially Britney Panties, that I would love to buy off ebay, just to see what they smell like, I’m thinking heaven, if heaven was a crazy person’s unshowered bacterial infection…which I’m sure heaven is….

She looks thin, amazing, I guess on the right balance of medication, and I’m a fan…and not just because I think this is her version of a safe word, you know to try to get you in in a “save me” kind of way, but that would be assuming that Britney has access to her social media, and this hasn’t been approved by a lot of people…unless she’s sneaking this out there for help, even though I think she’s too medicated for that…

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2015

05

Aug

Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day

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Whitney Cummings was the skinny, vain, obnoxious, annoying, not very funny, yet hot enough to book gigs, “comedian”….who ended up getting two shows…for her writing, because the entertainment industry is fucked…

The fact is that actual hot girls are getting acting jobs, without making jokes about being a girl, dealing with boners, and other relatable “dating” stories, that just suck….but since the market is women, worked…

It was a hook, she didn’t even have to be funny, but amongst the lesbians with asymetric haircut comedians, worked…plus lesbians don’t joke about sucking dick, which is the “fart joke”…of the generation….played out.

I assume now that she’s made it, now that she has money, now that she can afford to eat, she’s allowed herself to gain weight, you know grow into the tits that are the only reason she has a career…

And in being a fame whore, whore, who found her angle, she’s continued, like Chelsea Handler before her, by going to instagram with fame whore pics, to show off her new fat body, to make noise about herself, because now that she’s won…and is over winning, she’s gone back to making noise about herself…and she’s doing it by flashing her shitty fucking comedy ass..but it’s still an ass, and I am down with any fame whore, whether she’s rich and made it or not…

I call this series, not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, so it works….

Fuck Whitney Cummings…

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