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2017

10

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is Magical of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is perfect…..

I am a fan. I think she’s the best thing celebrity kids has to offer and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan…but because her tight little body and hard nipples are great, her face better…she’s stylish in short shorts and crop top….and cool and the fact that she’s a spoiled brat rich kid with her life set the fuck up for her….

Probably a total cunt, who is rude to the hired help and everyone around her lazy ass, and I love that…she’s freshly 18 and not a disaster drug addict like her dad yet…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Scout Willis Bush of the Day

I love bush and all things that celebrate brush – except feminist lesbians who try to intellectualize bush – but only because they think I am a misogynist…even though I am one of themm…

Partially because of my love for bush – I am a bush ambassador…I don’t try to pretend that growing a bush is a protest against the man….even though it’s less work to grow a bush…and men will fuck anything…and it doesn’t need to be a child-like bald pussy to get them off unless they are gay…and more interestingly….and bald pussy is an industry run by women on women hate crimes…judging each other for not shaving…

Well Scout Willis..the hipster who is more attractive than the other WILLIS SISTERS…showed off her bush hanging out of her bathing suit…a fetish of mine…that she probably thinks is being shocking because she’s rich and medicated trying to have purpose in a life with no purpose cuz her parents have the purpose for her….

When really, it’s just hot, erotic, a fetish, and the way it is meant to be…keep the pussy spilling out of the bathing bottoms…

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2017

10

Jul

Taylor Momsen is LIVES of the Day

Taylor Momsen use to whatever she could to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because she is forgotten…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….SHE IS THE GIRL IN THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS LIVE ACTION MOVIE….

All in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

The slutty worked better at 16 – 18…but fizzled out…so put out some topless that’s not topless but that’s also not spread vagina…making the whole experience shitty but I’ll still post it because my whole experience is shitty.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Momsen

2017

10

Jul

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..but then again why not…celebrate all things with a voice of an angel – like Ashanti – who is happy she’s not Aalyiah – because she’s not dead….rocking some thick thighs in a bikini…because thick thighs are a sing of fertility and being a proper lady to jerk off to…

I like whatever is going on here..

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day

Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun.

I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores…

There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does…

Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Pink on the Breast Feed of the Day

Pink is not a man…..or she is but she has decided her pronoun is mom…and she’s shoving tits in her babies mouth for the world to see in what she may pretend is empowerment…even though breast feeding in public has never been a thing anywhere I’ve been…for as long as I can remember – women have breast fed in public….but these idiots are trying to find a cause to attach themselves and I’m all for it thanks to tits.

Posted in:Pink|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day

Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who’s face is a little too Sylvester Stallone looking for my liking….but she’s flashing her panties…and they are magical because they are celebrity kids, rich kids, brats who people only care about because their dad is Rambo, and that alone makes the pussy properly broken and A-List…

He probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

But she’s got a trust fund and people fuck with anything associated with celebrity…up on trying to be the next Kardashian…but failing…unless you think upskirts are a win…and I do….I think exactly that…

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Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone

2017

07

Jul

Selena Gomez Nipples for Her Gucci Mane Sogn of the Day

Selena Gomez is putting out a video called FETISH, where she plays some school girl looking immigrant that no one likes, but who doesn’t wear a bra because her poor family can’t afford one, and they don’t really know that bras are customary as they usually hide their women under a sheet, only to be approached in a mall by some predator who throws her in the back of her van and makes her live in his basement and make his babies only to be caught 10 years later when she’s 25….you know…THAT FETISH…

The song is with her Springbreaker Gucci Mane, because she’s hood now that she’s dating a black man, or maybe Gucci Mane is frat boy soft….I don’t keep track of this shit..I’m more the guy who notices nipples in pictures on instagram…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Hard Nip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence may have had her best performance in her nude pics that circulated…maybe not according to the Academy Awards people, who buy into her shitty acting performances and pretend she’s a natural talent, when clearly, acting in movies is a fucking joke / scam / bullshit…

But those tits, they were good, making it almost tragic her career was in mainstream and not in awkward white girl porn…

She’s boring, but she has herpes, so clearly she has fun…and here are some pics of her hard nipples, because bras are obsolete…and nipples are IN…she’s so on trend…

These pics suck, but they are a high paid a-lister nipple – so be PUMPED

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

07

Jul

US Women’s National Hockey Naked of the Day

US Women’s National Hockey Team got naked for ESPN….

Reminding us all that Female Hockey players aren’t really anything I’d jerk off to, not in uniform and not really in naked form, but they are still fit, strong legged, have muscular round asses, and could probably put your dick through a real beating…

I am Canadian, so by default I have fucked a women’s hockey player at least once, and she was no longer on the team, more into getting wasted…BUT…she did have muscle memory in her ass…and legs..and she did ride my face with the determination of an Athlete, HOWEVER…when she told me she let the whole hockey team cum inside her one party….I felt…like I could taste that medley of “now in the NHL getting paid”…keep in mind this is CANADA….and I never went back to that Hockey female ass….

These girls are thick…power….not my thing…nudity is my thing and nudity overpowers all.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2017

07

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Outfit of the Day

Iggy Azalea is some fake stripper turned fake popstar fake female rapper because she was clever enough to pull off some kind of lie and release a video that went viral – establishing her career, her brand, her fans…because it’s just that easy.

Like the girl I follow on IG who made one viral video of her falling hard in public, only to release a new video of her falling hard in public every week, because she feels she has to…her life reduced to that…and it gets her paid..because the public don’t have brains, don’t get bored, and keep encouraging idiots…

Iggy Azalea is a shameless attention seeker and part of her brand is her fat fake ass, that is digusting but dudes like it and I guess she’s crafted some CHAPS, or ASSLESS Pants she saw dudes in the gay bathouses wearing…to wear on stage…to showcase her shitty implants…like they are some kind of museum piece…shipped from town to town…like the freakshow that it is…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day

Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since her genetics were modified by Nazi Germany…thanks to her being German….and pretty fucking hot for a 50 year old…mom of 12…who has been banged out by SEAL dick a lot…

It’s a murder mystery, where the murdered pussy managed to survive and still look good.

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers…

Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ana Beatriz Barros|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day

The best thing about these shitty Terry Richardson pics of Bella Hadid for Magazine is how dramatic they make her nose job look, all hard edges to match the rest of her hard face, while she jacks her shorts up into her WEEKND battered cunt, because she’s just trying to fill the void left from being a rich kid no one she really wants to care about her, cares about her….and instead she seeks that approval from the world for Fashion and Luxury and social media…

I don’t think she’s all that bad in terms of our options for rich LA kids pretending to be models…but these pics aren’t nearly perverted enough for me to really get behind and appreciate…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW