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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

23

May

Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing…..

This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer…

I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces…

The internet is…a wonderful thing.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

23

May

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics…..

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2017

23

May

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly in Bikini in Cannes but Not Together of the Day

Sara Sampaio and Natasha Poly are both on 100 million dollar yachts in Cannes…you know because they are “basic” and “down to earth” and like the simple things in life, which I know is something I am sure they probably say, as all these vapid money grubbing cunts like to think they are down to earth and that their boyfriend don’t need to have money, it’s just a nice perk, meanwhile they are raging and selfie-ing on the boats so that they can send to all their friends…you know kinda like how they act on the private jets…but with more outdoor space…and paparazzi watching….

The whole thing may be expensive, but it’s pretty trashy…but models in bikinis…not a bad thing…

Posted in:Natasha Poly|Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

23

May

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

Ariel Winter is sloppy in a bikini top – and all the perverts rejoice to tits in a bikini top like tits in a bikini top are even a thing anymore – I feel like I live in a world where spread asshole with two dicks in it isn’t even a thing anymore – as everyone is a narcissistic asshole obsessed with themselves…so bikini top…big fucking deal…especially on a fucking troll that happens to be celebrated by the TV industry…a DYING industry…but still an industry that pays out motherfuckers….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

23

May

Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day

Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love…

The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before..

It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

23

May

Hannah Ferguson Humping the Air of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated bikini model, she’s living the bikini life, doing bikini things, like fucking rich dudes, or maybe she herself is a rich dude, who just happens to look good in a Bikini, who can tell really..not me, not here, not now…

What I do know is that she’s humping the air in jeans, something that could be hot, but isn’t quite hot, especially when she’s not in a bikini.

It’s like she’s trying to trick us into liking her clothed, pretty presumptuous really….because we can’t learn to love again, when we’ve seen her big model titties not in big model mom jeans….seriously.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW|Videos

2017

23

May

Melania Trump VS Trump’s Hand of the Day

We’ve all been there. A Cunty bitch who is totally unappreciative of all you’ve given her…from the fancy life, to the child, to the retirement plan, and even to the white house…this motherfucker made this bitch the First Lady of your Country…and she’s still gonna slap his hand away from him, either from disgust because he’s a pig, a pig she married, who is humiliating her and the family, despite her marrying him…going out to public and rejecting his mini hand…that’s cold…

It’s just a reminder that girls, if they are in a mood, with their periods, which are totally unnatural despite what feminists say….they will not give a fuck who’s watching who it is in front of…and they will tantrum…

But pussy is still so good though…

Posted in:Melania Trump|SFW

2017

22

May

Ariana Grande Concert Explosion of the Day

I am well aware that Ariana Grande, fat American hating, narcissistic little Disney cunt, is terrible, and that her concerts would be the fucking worst…but I didn’t think it was this bad….

RIP Ariana Grande fans, when we all know it should have been her taken out, as if it wasn’t she’ll be milking this for a long fucking time….or maybe it will make her feel guilty have have her spiral out of control…

I am sure I’ve said “her fans should die” at least once in my life, but that was strictly a figure of speech, because she’s terrible and her fans allow her to survive…

I didn’t mean it, and think dying in concert, even terrible concerts, is bad…and the only fatality should be your dignity for being a fan of trash….

But I don’t think humans should be exploding other humans…that’s just fucking nuts..

It’s a sad day….knowing that you can’t go to a shitty concert and not get killed.

I mean Ariana Grande’s fans are probably 15 year old girls. What the fuck…or maybe they are sexual predators, like the time I went to some Teen Action movie to look at the 18 year olds in tight clothing….it happened..it’s real…and really Ariana is kinda hot, especially knowing how naughty Disney Trained her…

I guess she’s da bomb…

19 people dead…50 injured…just fucking crazy….makes you not want to leave your house..seriously….

Posted in:Ariana Grande|SFW|Videos

2017

22

May

Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day

Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened….so I can’t be mad, even though at 10 she was likely 7 feet tall. Models….

She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…so this isn’t new…but still tits…

She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now she’s in calles….showing her tits.

I wonder how rich the guys she fucks are? Well she’s in France wearing FRANCE Bikinis…

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2017

22

May

Amber Heard On Her Knees for Aquaman of the Day

Amber Heard is whoring for Aquaman – this is because Aquaman is going to make her money – which is one of the criteria for things she is willing to whore for…

She is also whoring for Elon Musk, who I am convinced is Evil, presented as caring about the environment, because you must fuck them from the inside, and while he’s evil from my perspective, she’s the black widow about to eat whatever soul he may have…girls…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

22

May

Jennifer Lawrence Dog Walker with Nipples of the Day

Nipples are so mainstream…even Jennifer Lawrence, Hollywood’s sweetheart, the highest paid dumpy body – who looked good in her nude selfies – but who doesn’t really interest or excite me or anyone I know – yet they still dump her in big budget projects, over and over and over like she is some hero to the industry, a prodigy, a natural talent, in something that I don’t even consider an artform…acting…it’s more about just being an asshole, no shame, making a fool of yourself than anything else really…acting…

But her nipples are hard…as she walks her dog, I like that they looking like GOOGLY eyes…it’s more erotic when one nipple aims up to the heavens and the other to hell…it’s some kind of metaphor – whatever the fuck metaphor means…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

22

May

Elizabeth Olsen Nipples of the Day

I think I see the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled and showing nipple, I think that’s nipple…because nipples are so mainstream…and everyone gives her work because of her last name…and the most interesting thing about her is that she actually looks human, whereas the twins are some scraggly shit you can assume comes from fighting over momma’s milk…assuming they were breasfed and not just taken to the Full House Set…who knows..

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Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2017

22

May

Kylie Jenner Nipple of the Day

Nip gang is a real thing, everyone on their nip hustle, showing nip because it is slutty and empowering, unless a creeper website posts the nipple, then it is misogyny – as feminists don’t shut up and are never happy..much like lesbians…

Well, I love nipples cuz they feed babies and babies are the future generation that will be killed off by robots..which i like…knowing especially when they are Kylie Jenner babies because take those things out back and dumpster them…something Kim would have done with Kylie before pawning her off to her mom to train to make money…

I don’t know why when she posts nipple on social media it’s ok, when other people post nipple it’s porn, when she’s the most vulgar pile of shit around…WEIRD WORLD>

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

22

May

Elle Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day

Elle Fanning is 19 year old sold by her parents….the second string talent….Plan B…after Dakota lost her shit for being put out there at a young age, you know the getting a puppy before your old dog dies, so that you don’t feel as sad when it dies, the money grubbing parents who like exploiting their kids version…

Elle Fanning is not wearing a bra, has a hard nipple, in an era where nipples are celebrated, while I remember when nipples were considered pornography….so thank god for that change…otherwise where would I be….not looking at Elle Fanning’s hard nipple in Cannes…that’s where…

Either way – QUirky

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

22

May

Hilary Duff VS Sarah Hyland Legs of the Day

Hilary Duff vs Sarah Hyland Legs

Dramatically different – like four of Sarah Hyland’s legs fit into one Hillary Duff leg…yet for some reason, a reason I call being inconsistent…I would want both wrapped around my neck while their vaginas make mashed potatos on my face…you know just to see what they taste like…probably…other dudes…HOMO…

That said…here’s a good THIS VS THAT to jerk off to….Child Star turned Grown Up LEGS…CLICKBAIT…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW