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2018

15

Oct

Noah Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

Noah Cyrus is not wearing a bra, because girls don’t wear bras, especailly not fat chicks, I mean those tits, and the way they bounce is key to their success as a woman people will pay attention to.

I appreciate that she’s adapted or taken on some of her sister Miley’s marketing strategy, of having tits and panties, out there…but the big difference between this Noah is that she’s the size of a fucking Ark and she’s not saving animals, she’s just shamelessly trying to draw attention to herself…all while not being Miley..

It’s they typical sister of someone famous, someone interesting, someone the media loved…trying to be her own voice, her own celebrity, missing the fucking mark….but still doing it, still going down that slippery how shameless and naked does she need to be to break free from the Miley….will it involve her doing porn, fisting herself or being fisted, we don’t know..but we can hope…because with a body like this…it’s better off in porn doing fetish content than the mainstream trying to be a bootleg version of her sister’s pop career….a sister who makes existing much easier for Noah…because if she wasn’t a Cyrus, or a mini Miley that Miley endorses…she’d be a fucking cashier at the movie theater….she’s just that level of hot….

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2018

15

Oct

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Dykes it Down of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a whore, so seeing her post up video of her friend playing aggressively with her tits, is pretty standard and expected, but maybe it’s exciting for those of you who are Nina Agdal fans, as I know you exist.

I wonder if you’re the same kind of guy who is into the mentally retarded who aren’t too mentally retarded…but just mentally retard enough to listen to you when you seduce them on the bus, when watching them chronic masturbation as retards do, easy convince their gullible asses that you’ll give them a good life outside the retard home, only to fuck them, even knock them up, only never to be seen again, because retards don’t ask for ID, or names and numbers, not when it comes to being taken advantage of for sex…

I know people with retard relatives who have come home or back to their facility they live in pregnant – not knowing who did it or what happened….but knowing they love sex….and I assume you’re the kind of guy who likes that, or likes Nina Agdal since her forehead looks like theirs..and you can relive that perversion – pervert.

What it comes down to is she’s a garbage SI Model, and SI doesn’t matter. She managed to get Leo to pay attention to her for a minute but not knock her up, she’s not fucking Christie Brinkley’s son, and this has become her cocktease…lazy girls grabbing tits on IG stories, like it was snapchat years ago….

The amount of times i’ve seen girls grabbing / raping / other girl’s tits on social media…is many…where’s the #metoo movement for that? Oh right…it’s just fun and games when girls assault each other’s tits.

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2018

15

Oct

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the future. I am not too sure what she’s the future of, but I am glad to see that tits grow to stupid sizes due to the weird pervert who loved tits so much he figured out ways to integrate titty growing hormones in the dairy and the poultry agriculture process…you know to make your cows produce more, or your chickens plumper, use this titty growing substance! It’ll be great in 20 years when every single 20 year old has stupid disproportionate sized tits, without having to get silly BOLT on tits…it’ll be all natural…carry your fat where it matters…

She’s basically an instagram titty model, who got famous on instagram for having huge tits, I don’t know if she makes real money doing this, but I do know she’s doing what I think is a charitable thing by showing us her tits all the time, letting us know they are they, that they exist, that they are possible….all for free…all she wants is a like and follow…to eventually take her where she needs to be…which I’ll assume is a fuck slut to some rich guy…

She is a reminder that big tits, still get hits, and love and appreciation as big tits should….because she’s got all kinds of followers all from taking selfies that feature her tits…

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2018

15

Oct

Emmy Rossum with the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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I don’t like Emmy Rossum. There’s something about her that I find really fucking annoying. I get that she gets naked on a show, and has been getting naked on a show, since that show started and really saved her life from being a really obscure and ignored celebrity….

She’s 32 now, that show’s been on the air for 9 years, so back at 23…seeing her naked was a lot more interesting…it has only been progressively downhill, as nature has told us for generations and generations…but she’s trying to keep it up, this last season for her, because she wants to be paid as much as William H Macy, an actual actor with a career before Shameless, as these egotistical fucks do….I mean she wasn’t in Fargo, Magnolia, or any of the other shows William H Macy was in…she just rode the success of this show thanks to him being on it and 9 years later doesn’t get seniority, assumes she’s more valuable than she is, and is walking….it’s pretty fucking rude, obnoxious, turning her back on those who made you like a whining rich kid…which she is.

So while she tries to stay hot, working out, deep pussy stretches, you can just look at her old nude scenes, when she wasn’t a mid 30s piece of rich entitled shit, when she was trying so hard to make it…even getting naked on TV like a sex worker…because actors and sex workers aren’t far off….

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2018

15

Oct

Ariel Winter Big Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

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The only exciting thing to me about Ariel Winter is that I assume she’ll have a mental breakdown and lose her fucking shit eventually…

For now, she’s keeping shit relatively cool, she had a bit of a lapse when she turned 18 and emancipated herself from her psycho stage parent of a mother, where she started dressing slutty for her fans, and eating her weight in food, that made her tits she had cut off, come back as big as ever, but probably not as sloppy thanks to the reshaping….

But with that emotional eating came fatness, fatness that her constant working out couldn’t fix, because ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…

All while having a great job on a hit show that people watch…you know the job that aspiring actors everywhere go crazy for, the dream is to be on a network sitcom even though no one watches that shit anymore, except maybe old white trash, but still…it’s a good gig to have…but this one doesn’t realize it cuz she’s always had it…and even with her mooch boyfriend who is zero famous or successful as an actor in her face…she doesn’t realize what she’s pulled off thanks to stage parent mom..

I mean…she’s not even that cute, yet on TV weekly…crazy…

Or maybe she is starting to realize it, which is why she’s back in the gym posting up booty exercises to give you all boners…since 18 year olds who look like 40 year olds thanks to being sloppy bodied is your fetish…cuz she’s rich and famous…which makes being an 18 year old who look like 40 year old thanks to being sloppy bodied pretty mint. (mint is a word people say on instagram to mean good like the TEA).

Booty workout video…

Here she is sucking it in

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2018

15

Oct

Ariana Grande Nudity Now She’s Single of the Day

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Ariana Grande got dumped….or did the dumping…or was dumped on…these rich cunts are crazy….

But not as crazy as SOCIETY….I was scrolling through social media, as I do, because the girls are so slutty on there, have you seen some of the shit they are up to, it’s fucking crazy….

While I was there, over on social media, I actually saw people posting tribute posts to ARIANA GRANDE and her boyfriend’s relationship and break-up.

I am not sure if you remember, but she was dating some SNL cast member who’s dad died in World Trade Sept 11th shit, so he tells people, the dad probably took off and saw the World Trade Sept 11th shit as a good escape “No one will know I jumped ship, they’ll just assume I am dead”….because his kid, and that face, was something worth running from.

The two idiots…ARIANA GRANDE and the SNL guy made news because he got a tattoo, they got engaged, the whole thing a silly joke…he talked about how small her pussy was, she talked about how big his dick was…he got an Ariana Grande tattoo, they got a pig…everything that could be unstable and weird Hollywood celebs with too much money happened…and I just ignored it…Mac Miller Killed himself over it…and now it’s over…what was hot and wild, was really just narcissist garbage bing Narcissitic garbage…but to celebrate ARIANA GRANDE single here she is nude looking in a tub of who fucking cares….it probably stung her pussy scabs…

What I am saying is that I remember when she licked a donut and called America and American disgusting. She should be your enemy…just as soon as you jerk off to her.

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2018

15

Oct

Amber Rose Pussy Print in Tight Jeans of the Day

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Amber Rose may be a disgusting stripper who has worked her way through the popular hip hop community with her pussy….

From Krazy Kanye Kardashian, who the Democrats like to hate and have shown their own true feelings about black people, by calling him an Uncle Tom, even though Kanye calling out George Bush was the beginning of black people caring, and possibly the reason Obama got elected…LEARN YOUR HISTORY….those Democrats just don’t see one color, the human race color like they pretend to on their Soap Boxes, it just feels good to pretend to be inclusive, and to invite a black guy into your home, to really feel inclusive…I saw Get Out…I get how these whites work…

To whoever the fuck else Amber Rose has fucked…she’s been consistent in the Tabloid fodder, has made a career out of it, is actually a celebrity because of it…and is wearing tight pants that remind us all how much we love stretch fabric…not only does it let us size down and not admit we are fat fucks…but it also turns jeans into leggings you can practically see asshole through…and we love asshole…just not on dudes..cuz that’s queer.

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2018

15

Oct

Ashley Graham Diabetes Erotica of the Day

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The one thing I can tell you with confidence and conviction is that Ashley Graham, no matter how much she plays up the fat chick with fat tits, to distract from the fat chick, who is famous for being fat…something she pretends to love…because it’s who she is, empowering to all other fat girls who hate themselves, celebrated by the mainstream as the face and body to promote product to fat chicks…..I know…she hates being a fat chick…

No fat person is comfortable being fat, it is uncomfortable to b fat, thighs rub together, you become lazy, tired, exhausted, you develop diseases like Diabetes or pre Diabetes, losing weight becomes hard, gaining weight becomes easy, premature death becomes a fact, it is sucide…

So fat girls like this one use being fat, or pivot and leverage being fat to get big black cock that like fat chicks, and make millions of dollars being a fat chick, but there will be a time she starts selling weight loss products as she starts getting fit, since no fat person, especially rich fat people, like being fat. It is a liability and irresponsible.

So she’s just using you fat people, to make her money. Exploiting you because sure she’s fat, and confident being fat, but she hates it and will not always be fat…and you will realize she was just a corporate pawn to get your sick, depressed, lazy ass to buy shit you don’t need.

Body Positivity is a lie, it’s just exploit fat people cuz they have credit cards and are easy targets…

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2018

15

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Bikini Body of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez showed off her awesome Mexican Tits…

She was the Mexican Actress with awesome Mexican Tits…we call them Al Pastor Tits…with a side of Guac tits…the way we like tits…

Now, she’s the make it in America thanks to immigration laws being lenient on girls with amazing tits…who have established careers in their home country and realize that LA is really the place she wants to be….that’s where people get extra super international famous because being Famous in Mexico and rich in Mexico with all that Drug Cartel money wasn’t enough for her…

So while in America…she has learned how to produce slutty clickbait with those tits, she’s also learned how to take advantage of the celeb obsessed gossip loving culture by being Josh Duhamel’s first pussy after FERGIE….

Milking it like we want to milk her…I mean those tits…need milking…and aren’t going to milk themselves I mean unless they need more IG followers…then they will.

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2018

15

Oct

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models.

Their roster of whores is always pretty good, but sometimes some of the models, or sex workers they have on contract, depending how you look at it, where I look at it the way it is, where they are sex workers…

They run things like they were a porno company in the 90s, the porno glory days, when pornos were produced and the women made tons of money and the perverts had to buy their DVDs, before everyone in the world became a pornostar, spreading their pussies all over the internet…

Which I guess is the same thing as what is going on in Lingerie Modelling….because every whore on the internet is a lingerie model…

So here is Elsa Hosk getting paid her bonus, they get bonuses to get naked…so this is her getting naked in an on her knees head in the pillow kind of girl…

Here she is for Victoria’s Secret….because that’s why you care…