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2018

19

Sep

Bella Hadid Underboob of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her hard edged face, that despite being jacked up on so many fillers in an attempt to make her look hot….is still fucking ugly and rat-like….but thanks to being rich, having a dad who wants her to be hot to properly represent his ego, his willingness to buy her career, her sister’s celebrity, their connection to the Kardashians….doing the whole clickbait for the world to love them and celebrate them…despite being totally uninteresting and useless…getting paid by brands that want to be part of their uninspiring rich kid life….that I guess people think is inspiring because they are idiots…and have no minds of their own and just buy into shit.

Her underboobs are pretty great though. Not sure if the tits are real but the whoring herself out despite being rich is…and that’s a good thing…

Because tits, even on a rat, are still tits…and that is a valuable life lesson for all of us to take home with us today….

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2018

19

Sep

Dove Cameron Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

Dove Cameron is doing the instagram thing the way instagram is supposed to be used….you know inviting people into her life to watch her living her life…some exhibitionism for VOYEURS out there…trying to connect with celebrities they have hard-ons for…

The challenge all these women face is finding ways to show off their bodies they are proud of, that they know people jerk off to, without being so obvious about it.

“Look at me do pilates, I love pilates, it makes me feel so great”….while her ass is in tight pants, and up in the fucking air…for you see it in all its roundness…

You know just “casual”…watch her workout content….for the perverts.

If you’re not the pervert fan, and have no idea who this girl is, because you don’t jerk off to the Disney Channel she is a 22 year old…an American actress and singer, known for playing a dual role as the eponymous characters in the Disney Channel teen sitcom Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) and playing Mal, in the films Descendants (2015) and the sequel Descendants 2 (2017)…

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2018

19

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon of the Day

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I guess Mormon who fucks her brother, which is trendy, one of the most popular categories on the porno websites is INCEST.

The first porno I ever saw in the early 80s was an Incest porn I’ve talked about before. Reviewing that porn was actually my first “writing” job for a friend’s zine a few years later. It left a lasting impression, not because I would make every girl in my high school watch it.

It had classic lines like “Here’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and “you sure didn’t learn how to fuck from your mother”….and “put it in her ass LeRoy, I don’t want no bastard Grandbabies” when the dad and his bowling buddy were fucking his hot daughter to celebrate their win…ALL while her sister was discovering herself at a sex party…upset that her dad didn’t chose her to fuck….

That said…Julianne Hough must still be on Rumspringa after her Mormon life faded and Hollywood whore doing cocaine off Ryan Seacrests pussy hole….before being married and naked in this shoot…

Julianne Hough Topless Slutty Erotica

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2018

19

Sep

Nina Dobrev Asshole Sweat of the Day

Nina Dobrev posts slutty workout videos, which isn’t a big deal, pretty much every girl on instagram who goes to the gym covers as much ass in fitness gear content as possible. Gyms have big mirrors and bros who know how to selfie to capture the content for them. You know she they can share it with their fan base and get jerked off to the way they want to be jerked off to – since they feel hot – at least hot enough to show the world close up videos of her ass in leggings squatting.

Well Nina Dobrev, of Vampire Diaries fame…posted up some Asshole Sweat…it’s a fetish and really the third best asshole lube behind pussy juice and spit…and I guess your own cum…and olive oil…so maybe the fifth best asshole lube.

Think about that as you molest yourself to it.

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2018

19

Sep

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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The IDF just released this footage of their Mossad Agent who they sent to America before Gal Gadot, to penetrate the mainstream, while the mainstream penetrated her, and by mainstream I mean Leo DiCaprio..

She’s the most important, most famous model out of Israel…and she’s still making money off her money…without actually modeling anymore. Even though she’s only 33.

She’s the Victoria’s Secret girl who is no longer working with Victoria’s Secret, even though the other old washed up hags like Ambrosio and Lima are…they don’t know how to quit a good thing, while this Jewish entrepreneur realizes that she’s got enough money and can do better things than working a day a month for hundreds of thousands of dollars…

You’d think that based on her Jewishness alone, the easy money would have kept her in the mix…and maybe it’s why she’s going back to work…still looking good with those big tits now mom tits.

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2018

19

Sep

Rita Ora Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora’s hard nipples are the most important thing that Rita Ora can do for the people who follow her on social media and have no idea why the follow her on social media. She’s just one of those viral things that is both viral from having sex with dirtbag rich dudes who can help her with her career….and viral because those important people increased her profile, invited her to the right party….and who now exists.

It’s been a long time in the making, her celebrity, but the only thing she needs to be making, is bikini with hard nipples.

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2018

19

Sep

Susan Lucci in a Bathing Suit of the Day

We live in a world where headlines include “Kylie Jenner Tries Cereal with Milk for the First Time”….

So seeing the media celebrate 71 year old Susan Lucci in a bathing suit is not that surprising, because the easiest people to manipulate with the media are the people who read the tabloids and who watch the soap operas because they are on disability and don’t have actual jobs…

I don’t see how saying “look at this hot plastic old as fuck lady in a bathing suit being empowered and a boss after 50 years of soap opera acting” is ok…

I thought people were supposed to hate skinny women and yell at them for giving into the patriarchy, and giving unrealistic body norms for the youth..

Where are the other 71 year old women throwing shade and side eye and hating on this bitch slutting out in her one piece at the aquafitness class.

Why is there this inconsistency on what is ok to say “look at that bod”…and what is “rape”…or bad for the fat people who are jealous…

Is it ok cuz she’s old? Clearly plastic surgeried like she always has been…but celebrated….

This is for Harper’s Bazaar. They need to figure out there stance and stick to it….an article strictly based on celebrating an old ladies physical looks…crazy in this era of inclusion…but the people are into it…confusing me even more.

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2018

19

Sep

Kendall Jenner Mirror Selfie of the Day

One of the common instagram poses…the Mirror Selfie….was properly executed by Kendall Jenner recently…

There are only so many ways to whore out on the internet, the human species has limited capacity to find clever and original ways to whore out on the internet…and really why bother. If you have a system that works, that people understand, stick to it.

I assume this is Kendall trying to distract a shoot that her legal team made me remove…featuring her topless and riding a horse in a thong that they photoshopped out…badly….to make her look like she’s got a bald pussy…when really she was just wearing nude panties…or what I’d call skin color panties…which in and of itself makes for RACIST panties…

Or maybe it’s just Kendall being Kendall…She’s a Kardashian/Jenner and it’s all tactical to make more money.

Here she is in a see through shirt for the paparazzi – because nipples are nipples…

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2018

19

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Modeling Shoes on the Instagram of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is old…but she’s my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty and always shows off her Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values, Down with the USSR, Rationed Bread line, Fall of Communism, hard working, Sex Trade avoiding, but the fashion industry is really the sex trade in tits own right…tits…

I didn’t realize I follow her on instagram, because I follow 7500 whores on instagram, and I’d follow 7500 more whores on instagram if facebook didn’t censor the internet and force you to only follow 7500 people.

But I do…and last night she was showing off her shoes, something I figure you weirdos would be into…high heels for the stiletto fuckers out there…long legs cuz she’s a model…but none of her tits that made her career…because I guess she’s diverse and diversity is in.

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2018

18

Sep

Carmen Electra Nude Old Lady Shoot of the Day

Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…

HE DOES THIS even if he still loves the beast and likes to pet her and take her to pasture to graze….or even visit her late night when his farmer’s wife is sleeping…to fuck the shit out of it….remembering her younger and hotter version….

But thanks to modern science…Kardashian shit…they can make these bitches last longer than ever and the good news is that she’s still got a great body despite being old…her face terrifying….but still better than most elderly ladies…and this keeping the sex worker sex working….

I guess she is Carmen Electra and that alone makes this post matter….she’s a legend…and any legend getting naked like old times even if it’s gross is good….

What isn’t good is that she censored the pics, if you’re gonna get naked, don’t censor the fucking pics…..

Weird time to be alive….

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