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2018

29

Aug

Ariel Winter Big Tits in a Tight Dress of the Day

Remember Ariel Winter?

She still out there being a fat chick with re-built tits being as scandelous as she can be while she’s still got a Modern Family job, before they get cancelled and she’s forced to eat her feelings to star on what she’s most passionate about – my 600 lbs life.

She is a girl who posts so many workout videos yet is still fat, which means one thing…

She’s an eater…

Craft services made her this way….celebrity will keep her this way….and big tits will keep you jacking off to her you fucking weirdo.

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Loook at her sloppy TATTERS…

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2018

29

Aug

Madison Grace Reed Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Madison Grace Reed is trying to spin her story that she’s the first and youngest “INDEPENDENT” recording artist to make it onto the radio and I guess people are believing it because of fake news…

But last I checked, which was never, but I remember hearing she was signed to Beiber’s label after being found on Youtube after her mother had whored her and her big tits on her small frame out, and acted like they were fucking Beyonce before they ever recorded more than some cover songs because youtube pays well and when you’re trash..making 100k a month, or 50k a month off Youtube makes you think you are important…..

If that’s independent….there you go…

Not that any of that matters, it is more about her being a young slut who is out there getting noticed from every angle….in bikini, tits out.

Here are her nipples in concert…

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2018

29

Aug

Bebe Rexha is a Big Wet Girl of the Day

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So an Anna Rexha is a hot skinny bitch….and a Bebe Rexha is the opposite?

We live in a world where the Bebe Rexhas get treated hot like the Anna Rexhas before them, because of inclusion or some shit…..

I remember a time when the Bebe Rexhas had to sit on the sidelines when the Anna Rexhas got all the male attention and opportunities. When they would do the vocals on albums for the Anna’s to lip sync and perform to….

They were not the half naked ass shaking bathing suit wearing types.

But times have changed and celebrity comes to all levels of fatness…all weight on the scales…in fairness

Luckily the world is acclimatized to fatness and see this as “not too fat”…compared to the fat they’ve been buried under in their California king sized bed thanks to fast food and junk food and Walmart living.

So people like Bebe Rexha can exist.

Here she is shaking her ass

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2018

29

Aug

Rebecca Black Big Tits Small Swimsuit of the Day

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Rebecca Black, who is only 21, has a big set of tits, as these young people do…thanks hormones in the food and watching porn at a young age to accelerate the estrogen juices…

The interesting thing about her is that some older dude, likely a predator, get involved with her in 2011 to create the viral song Friday that to this day people I fucking hate who work as corporate slaves quote around the watercooler in their offices they sold their souls and dreams to…

But I wonder if they realize that they are referencing a 14 year old girl’s song, or if they are like you, and jerking off to the video every Friday like clockwork the last 7 years, do you realize she’s just a fucking kid….

Now I know that with the porno era, these kids have likely fucked more people than you and had more orgies and gangbangs than you by age 11…but they are still fucking kids…

I assume there’s a predator story in here somewhere, how does a 14 year old became a viral hit…I mean Usher Fucked Bieber and all that pedo shit to create that empire…what went on with Rebecca Black…and more interestingly…how does that one viral song carry a girl’s celebrity for 7 years…become one meme…and last forever thanks to recurring income from YOUTUBE…good deal..

Big tits.

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2018

29

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

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Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously…

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2018

29

Aug

Shenae Grimes Topless and Pregnant of the Day

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The world has forgotten about Shenae Grimes because she wasn’t that compelling even when she was famous on the new 90210 with the McCord sisters…

It was a bootleg shot, for bootleg people, who will forever remain bootleg….

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s come out of the woodwork and produced some pregnancy photos that are boring, yet slutty, if you’re into pregnancy erotica..you know she’s diving deep into the dark fetishes….doing anything she can to stay around or relevant….It’s like doing comicon the smut version….

She is from Toronto, was on Degrassi, high school students in real life with Drake, maybe she sucked his dick…

I don’t know if she’s back in Toronto, tail between her legs because Hollywood hasn’t given her more chances.

I just know I haven’t seen this name ever….and it’s funny to reminisce knowing she thought she was a huge fucking deal at her peak….and based on the baby crawling inside her like a parasite….all down hill from here.

More….

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2018

29

Aug

Megan Fox Old Lady in Lingerie of the Day

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I realize anyone who visits sites like this – are old washed up perverts who find bitches like Megan Fox hot….and haven’t realized that 10 years and multiple babies have come out of her since first falling in love with her tits….because they are old washed up perverts and none of that matters….

They give their loyalty to girls they jerked off to in all the life changing, oscar winning performances Megan Fox gave.

She’s consistently been one step away from a porn chick, and that step has consistently been her not getting naked…but after the acting thing died off thanks to Brian Austin Green being jealous and not wanting his wife and baby momma to succeed..she’s managed to lock in a lingerie partnership in her fucking 40s….which makes no fucking sense…but it makes pictures that I saw earlier in the week but didn’t post, and figure I’ll post, cuz I know my fucking old washed up pervert audience who still remember this and love this..cuz the world around you may change…but you don’t…and either does the old hooker cooter you jack off to.

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2018

28

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Tits of the Day

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I am a big fan of Lily Rose Depp …and her low level half nakedness that she’s been posting the last little while because she’s European…but also because she’s like all young people…sexualizing herself to get attention and pretending it is feminism and empowerment….having an easier time of it because her dad is an A-Lister….

So while he’s out Winning Against Former Lawyer as Judge Rejects Unwritten Contract!! or Shopping his Notorious B.I.G. movie to other studios because everyone seems to hate Johnny Depp and have no loyalty to him now that he’s out as a crazy wife beater even if he wife was the kind of wife you’re allowed to beat for being a gutter whore…..

She’s out in her underwear…to help raise some money to pay off some of her dad’s debts maybe…

I am a firm believer that the family you are born into is enough reason for you to win at life and make money…even when you’re a Kardashian or a Hadid…it’s like what else were the kids to do….why bother…when idiots are throwing money at them…

I am just glad that this one looks good doing whatever clickbait she’s trying to do….because it makes her more likeable…even if all young people are fucking retards.

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2018

28

Aug

Bella Hadid Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid will not stop the clickbait…

When you’re the ugly one in the family and you’ve finally tricked the world thanks to marketing…you do what you can to maintain…to keep thins rolling…because your sister has backed off and finally given you the runway to run with….

So you just post nude on your social media…

It’s a good tactic to distract from her troll looking face.

I am not a fan of her, and not because she’s an Arab, that would be racist, if anything I like that she’s an Arab knowing that they will possibly honor kill her for humiliating their people…not that it will happen, because she’s rich and rich people get away with everything..

I just find her ugly.

I am a fan of anyone getting naked for no reason other than to be naked though….I am a simplistic owner of a penis like that.

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2018

28

Aug

Bella Thorne Hairy Pits and Pussy Print of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a feminist…or someone who plays a feminist because she was raped and sexually assaulted and knows what being sexualized is all about…and that is to be spun into a feminist initiative..

Not to mention her mom sold her out to those executives…so it’s been ingrained in her mind since she was a child star, before being the adult version of a child star, which statistically is always a certain level of crazy…

So in being a feminist who sexualizes yourself, you must grow out the armpit hair, to be trendy and to fight toxic masculinity, otherwise people will just think you’re being shameless…

Trying to get to where they are trying to go in running mainstream raver frat boy garbage…that makes them a lot of money by getting naked….because it converts better.

I appreciate it. If only thty taught this in business school.

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