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2018

24

Aug

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Jordyn Jones is and I posted bikini pics of her the other day…it’s like either my memory is going, which would make sense from all the drinking and alcohol being a neurotoxic….and my age and health level and the meds I am on….but I have NO idea what Jordyn Jones does besides bikini selfies…

Here’s a video to shut me up for a second…

I have a feeling she’s in a soap opera, or was in a soap opera as a kid, like Hayden Panettiere, but I just googled it and it turns out she’s a youatuber, which explains why she’s out there in a bikini, this is how they all get more views and make more money, with their faggy looking disney kid boyfriends….the world of DIY and addiction to fame is great because it all resorts back to some level of sex work.

Speaking of Hayden Panettiere…who’s parents were soap stars and who was rumored to be in a Hollywood Pedophile sex ring….before getting married and entering rehab at least once for “Post Natal Depression”….and who is now going through a divorce and looking like a drunken midget with mental problems who was used as a sex toy as a child…

And she looks like she is “with” child…all pregnant as she at dinner in LA and the Paparazzi took pics…

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2018

24

Aug

Bebe Rexha Fat Ass of the Day

The one thing I know for sure about Bebe Rexha is that she’s definitely not Anna Rexha, if you know what I mean…

This fat bitch appears at award shows and in the paparazzi, because I guess someone is trying to make her exist, and the talent pool although vast, isn’t too deep and they take whatever garbage is pushing themselves and eager for likes and follows on us.

I still don’t know what this girl sings, or where she lays down her vocal tracks, but I do assume that black guys probably fuck her…and black guys run the music industry, hip hop is pop and while kids, suburban rich white kids not only embrace the culture, and get down to the culture, little white girls saying that NI**ER word in their parent’s BMW….but suburban white kids are also making a movie in the culture disguised as drake.

That’s not to say Bebe Rexha is in rap, but I think she was at the Grammys and now her fat ass is in a bikini looking for love….or maybe a few burgers, hot dogs and ice cream from the boardwalk vendor….

Pigs may not fly, but they do make shit music and do shameless bikini pics.

Bebe Rexha Fat Ass in Black leggings

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2018

24

Aug

Madison Pettis Tits of the Day

Madison Pettis is some 18 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird and based on the comments I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators….

It also means she’s fucked up from being whored out by her parents at such a young age, that has allowed her to pave her way as a sex worker of her own, by her own control, after breaking free from them….

With that comes go for the low hanging fruit, the clickbait crowd, show them the big tits, they’ll be happy to see it and maybe, you’ll be the next Bella Thorne…cuz the social media tactics are really about how much tit you show…that’s all the world…both men and women and gender confused care about…finally…since it’s been the only thing I care about for as long as I can remember.

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2018

24

Aug

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

I know Minka Kelly is a legitimate name in acting, hollywood, bullshit….

But I can never place her, I just categorize her in Oliva Munn / Olivia Wilde/ and the other 40 year olds trying to prove they are still hot.

I know that nerds love her, I see her name come up, but nerds love everything they see on TV or in their Nerd Shows, because they have no one to love in real life….

Meaning, I don’t take their opinion too seriously, even if it can make people exploiting their autism very rich…I’m not that dude.

Instead I make fun of the girls you jerk off to and you hate me for it, while the cool people, the bullies like me don’t read the site cuz they are too busy not being nerds…so I should re-evaluate my strategy…not that I have one but Minka Kelly apparently does.

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2018

23

Aug

Shauna Sexton Bikini As Ben Affleck Goes to Rehab of the Day

Jen Garner staged an intervention for Ben Affleck, because she has kids with him and has babied him like the bitch that he is all these years…and it’s pretty depressing to see a daddy issue woman keep going back to help her loser abusive husband…but when it’s rich people who fucking cares right….

So they’ve sent him off to rehab, but before they went, Jen Garner was in her bathing suit at Legoland amongst the kids to show the paparazzi that she’s still got it after all her Affleck kids and Affleck distress….because dude has put her through hell…but they are rich so how much hell can it really be….

I guess this was her saying to the people that no 22 year old fake whore model from one low level Playboy shoot, promoting the fuck out of fuckign Affleck…got shit on her…

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Here’s his whore at the beach being a whore trying to get as much attention as she can for being the girl Affleck fucked during a bender, not that she’s a girl, but a whore…

It was her big whore moment, you know getting a crackhead A-Lister, but most seasoned whores know, you gotta keep your damn whore mouth shut….and not call the paparazzi to get media attention for your whoring….it always backfires when a bitch tries to throw a dude under the bus when that bitch is a sex worker…they get blacklisted…

But I guess I appreciate her attempt, like so many whores don’t speak up and push their story because they don’t want to be blacklisted, and they end up ignored and alone and just a washed up whore who once fucked an A-Lister for a week.

I just don’t find her hot….or interesting…and feel she’s done some serious amateur moves for a professional….

Luckily – we can go back to forgetting who this low level trash cunt is….not memorable, not hot, not interesting….future porn chick…

Shauna Sexton Ben Aflecks Hooker Big Tits Green Bikini 5

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2018

23

Aug

Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model who dates billionaires and who isn’t that interesting.

She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000 people, all fishermen, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know the Victoria’s Secret people make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop panties…

What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because a magazine she posed nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue…

Which isn’t even interesting…..these were the pics she whined about….

She’s just bullshit clickbait for social media, like all these girls are, the more hits they get on social media…the more they get paid by the evil brand that created her…but she’s in a bikini..lookin’ good I guess…I mean she dates billionaires….as these models do…..

Living that good travel life or something….

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2018

23

Aug

Lady Gaga Erotica of the Day

Lady Gaga slutty black bra and panties

I would say that I have no idea why Lady Gaga is exposing her ass in some photoshoot, but the truth is I know exactly why Lady Gaga is doing this, and it is the same reason we’ve all seen her naked numerous times before, and it is the same reason we’ve all see so many women naked before, it’s for self promotion through their sexualization…

Sure it’s easy, it’s basic, it’s simplistic, it’s nothing special and even obvious, I mean strippers have been using these tactics forever and most strippers I know are fucking retards….

But Gaga has been ugly her whole life, like dramatically ugly, which is why she learned how to play the piano and write songs, to be behind the scenes – so when she was given a chance to be a star, her dream, she fucking took it, and in taking it…came her going too far with it.

It was attention she craved, and got, along with so much money and she kept getting weirder and weirder to try to make us think she was authentic, an artist, not a hack….make more noise, more stunts, and with that came nudity…so it’s only logical that would continue…ass out…

The funny thing in all this is that I grabbed her ass before she was famous, unsolicited, she didn’t notice, she was in fishnets, I squeezed hard….but it’d be nice if she did and put some #metoo movement lawsuit on my like Taylor Swift did to the radio guy, because that’s what I want a WIKIPEDIA page for.

MY LEGACY….

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2018

23

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nipples with Her Dad of the Day

Kendall Jenner Nipples See Through Shirt with Caitlyn Jenner

Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner went out for Dinner for the paparazzi because they are fame whores that go out to dinner at trendy places where they know the paparazzi is going to be, to get seen and get their pics taken and their stories posted on the sites and tabloids….which is exactly why Kendall didn’t wear a bra…unless Bruce stole her bra from her…which is always possible because he was so jealous of all the attention the girls get that he cut off his fucking dick….instead of being institutionalized, they decided to make him a circus freak for the world to laugh at, because that’s how Kardashians work…it’s about the hype, the noise, not the substance and they’ll take any fucking casualty they can….

I do think having a dad cut off his dick and living a life would fuck up a normal person, but this family is so distorted….they don’t know what the fuck is going on….and will eventually come crashing down…

So, here’s some Kendall and her dad tits, intentional…..but I know you’re all more interested in seeing Bruce’s mauled and mangled genitals…I’m sure the sex tape will happen…it always does…unless he dies first…only time will tell.

This is unnatural, terrifying, mental fucking problems that America and brands celebrate…fuckers.

There’s a video….

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2018

23

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Topless and Wet of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Topless Holding her Nipples Wet White Panties in a Pool

Elizabeth Hurley is swimming topless – because of course she is….

This is straight for her social media – her direct connection to her fans.

I don’t really know when she decided to post daily bikini pics, and now topless pics, but it came on so suddenly – like she had some kind of revelation or decided to piss off an ex boyfriend – or realized she was still hot, the fans still wanted to see her half naked, so why not get carried away and addicted to the feedback posting selfies like some kind of teen girl….because there was at least a decade that this babe disappeared and was forgotten…but then I guess social media roped her back in and figured she’s been paid so well for being in a bikini – why not give it out there for free….as PR to get bikini sales up….who knows, I don’t know, it’s all shameless, but so relevant and across the board with all the girls….it’s everywhere and I endorse it…even if it’s too old to get its period.

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2018

23

Aug

Naomi Campbell Bikini of the Day

Naomi Campbell Tiny White Bikini on a Boat

I guess Naomi Campbell isn’t fucking Russian billionaires anymore, but has instead decided to become the latest David Blaine trick…

Naomi Campbell is 46 years old….which is old…but she looks good enough…because she’s a vain model and comes from an era where fat is unacceptable and people were more ruthless…including Naomi Campbell…

She’s got a thicker skin, and is really one of the diva bully cunts who used to get drunk and lose her mind because when you let them out of their cages and give them lots of money – these girls go fucking mental….

Throw them in luxury and drug filled fashion parties….which all comes together and makes her have no choice but to look good.

She’s black and black don’t crack. Plus she hasn’t really worked a day in her life, is rich, dates rich guys and is pampered – despite being so angry at everything….

Lookin’ good, where’s the video of David Blaine making his dick disappear up inside this African Nubian Menopausal princess..

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