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2018

03

Aug

Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits Get Wet of the Day

Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits See Through Dress Get Wet

Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…but not really no name because her name is Thorne…

The funniest thing about this Thorne, who I am not even sure is an official Thorne or just one of Bella Thorne’s slutty mom’s projects….is that I posted her at least 5 months before I ever posted Bella…

I know a lot of these porno celebrity blogs that pretend to not be porno celebrity blogs – despite being porno celebrity blogs – since the only people visiting the blogs where every post is a weird observation of a half naked chick being slutty for the pervert fans to stare and/or jerk off to…post these young girls and pretend it’s news…

But I usually wait until they are 18…

So unlike the typical celeb blogger, I’m not jerking off to the Disney Channel…even though that’s what people who read celeb sites do.

So you know her because her younger sister is named Bella Thorne…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…

She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne…..but now Bella is the slut…and this one’s just trying to mooch anyway she can…like in this bathing suit shoot that sucks…but that may get her noticed…finally…

Never forget Kaili.

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2018

03

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Fat Pussy Print White Tight Shorts

I think I’ve posted these pics of Lily Rose Depp in short white shorts three times already…

I don’t know if these are new versions of the same white short pics..

I just know that I’ll keep posting them….every chance I get…since they are that good..

You see the tight bike short, boyshort thing is a great fucking fashion trend that allows me to see everything I wanted to see, without seeing too much, you know give me some mystery, I don’t need to know your clit on a first name basis…and I don’t need to see your spread cunt all cunty and filled…I like NOT seeing the cunt better..it’s cuter that way…not that I don’t love spread cunt…just not when it comes to lusting after young rich people…COCK TEASE ME GIRLS EVERYWHERE….like you do so well.

So the tight bike shorts, awesome, but they are usually black…when they are white, the whole world seems brighter, like there’s a dark cloud lifted and more opportunities suddenly become available to them…and for some weird reason..there is less fear of cops…

The white bike shorts…show more pussy lip..the contrast higher…the pussy more exposed and vulnerable while still covered and it’s fucking great.

That is why I’ll keep posting these short short pics until the end of time…I mean I’m sure this is the last time I post them – as I’ll get more LILY ROSE DEPP unintentional erotica to fixate on….so take it in…and remember this moment forever.

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2018

03

Aug

Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day

Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt Bent Over

I appreciate all things Phoebe Price. I think she represents something really weird, but interesting that has happened in America with the whole celebrity culture.

She’s in her 40s, and has been at this for longer than I have been, where that she would go to celeb hot spots dressed wild so often the paparazzi noticed and she started popping up in magazines…almost brilliant…

She would keep getting weirder and weirder and get invited to different events and connect with interesting people…mainly other people doing the staged paparazzi thing.

She’s got this level of delusion that is amazing. She just loves trolling the world and getting into magazines. And I don’t even know if she knows she’s trolling the world…or if she thinks she’s that relevant…

I’ve seen her promoting content clearly mocking her and acting like it’s praise..it’s brilliant.

So I am a fan…

She is getting a little more naked, which she never really did before, her massive tits and ass out flashing the paparazzi like a Jezebel…who was never a sex worker and who I have never officially seen naked in shameless content…so she’s keep us going, stringing us along…I mean this bending over in a thong weirdness….wild….

I send her DMs on IG everyday asking for the sex tapes to post, but she’s not there yet, and if she was I don’t think I’d be the one getting the rights…because I’m never that lucky,…even though I’m ready to sell that shit at flea markets across america…where no one will know who she is…but will learn the right way…via the ANAL SCENE.

We aren’t there yet…but she’s a living legend no one actually knows or cares about…but not all legends have fans…

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2018

03

Aug

Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples of the Day

Victoria Beckham Hard Nipples Black Shirt

Zombie Boy died….But his nipples live on in Scary Spice…

No wait this was POSH Spice…who is still hot and fancy to me, but that could just be the nipples on her weird fake tits talking….and really how can anyone hate on an old lady, mom of a dozen kids who are in their 20s, who is not fat or broken down cuz she has to compete with all of David Beckham’s mistresses…

I like this…even if it’s unnatural..even terrifying.

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2018

03

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nude Covering her Nipples and Pussy with a Purse

Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand…

What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works.

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2018

03

Aug

Rita Ora Face Tuned Tits of the Day

Rita Ora Big Tits Bikini Getting Wet

Yo’ Rita Ora’s face is the baddest TING…that’s hip hop urban speak that RITA Ora understands as she manipulates the black people in the music industry with some UK Caribbean twang…to help convince them that she’s the next Rihanna…something she’s been aspiring to be for a long time…since Rihanna basically found her, got her signed to her label and realized bitch was stepping on some toes…

Baddest ting, when said by white people, which happens is hilarious to me…but it usually means the girl is hot…and that dude spends too much time listening to rap music targeted to white people to realize it’s not right to speak like that…no matter how many black friends they may have at the barber shop they go do…

When I reference Rita Ora’s face being the baddest ting, I mean it’s just bad…because I guess she’s found facetune and fucking violated the shit like she was filming her first sex tape all those years ago when she was first starting out.

She does have great tits though, and no one can take that away from her…except cancer.

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2018

03

Aug

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples Red Panties and Red Tight Shirt

Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper…

That said, her body is great, probably all the Basketball..her nipples are hard…which make me want to dribble them with my mouth like I was a limbless Michael Jordan….or Lebron…depending on who is being more charitable for the news pretending to do it under the radar…yet shit’s trending on Facebook, if facebook still had trending news articles to condition the minds of the retard people.

What I am trying to say is…Elsa Hosk gets it…

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2018

03

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day

candice swanepoel pussy print big tits wet swimsuit

Was this your highlight of the week?

I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind

candice swanepoel pussy print big tits wet swimsuit

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2018

02

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….I mean…not really…but she was one of the first celebs from some Disney shit to have leaked nudes. I guess Paris Hilton and her Sidekick hack was the original first hack…but the straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing…but in an era when that wasn’t the norm…it took a real slut in a long distance relationship and a deep trust with the person you’re sending those pics to…

Now all girls are posting their assholes up on the instagram for everyone….like it aint a thing, cuz it aint a thing, but it was a thing, and for those of use who remember Vanessa Hudgens and her big hot bush cuz she hairy from back in the day….you’ll appreciate seeing her bikini…cuz you know what’s under it….even though she pretends it was when she was 17….even though it’s genetically and biologically impossible to have that much bush at that age..but clever angle to scare bloggers into thinking they are the same perverts writing that Millie Bobbie Brown relationship status…..

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

02

Aug

Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel litereally shat out a kid 3 hours ago…and is in a bikini showing off her post baby body, huge tits, in a TAKE ADVANTAGE while you can, because she knows she will get as pregnant as she can as soon as she can, because she’s addicted to birthing process…or being pregnant…or who fucking knows….but I know it’d be better if her addiction was more basic…like Cocaine and starvation…but I guess you can have all those addictions all at the same time…it’s called being a model…

The point of the story is….check out those tits…mom tits…that will make you neglect her mom pussy you know is battered…and gut she hasn’t lost yet while celebrating the fact that women can bounce back from pregnancy…just not your wife who blames you for her weight gain that she’s never bothered trying to lose cuz she’s a mom now…

I suggest husbands with fat wives post this up on your fridge to motivate your slacker wife….that people with million dollar contracts and an ego….

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