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2018

02

Aug

Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day

Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass….

It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them…

The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted…..

But where did your perv dad get the little boy shorts? Was it from the source itself…or from a mail order catalog before the dark web…

I don’t have the answers…but nice ass flash like all the teens spreading feces on all public surfaces….

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2018

02

Aug

Brie Larson Bikini Top of the Day

Brie Larson is not hot, but she’s pulled a scam….she won an Oscar..the most prestigious bullshit award you can possibly get in the Hollywood entertainment industry and all she had to do was pretend to be locked in a room where she raised a kid who has since also got famous…whilst looking like shit the whole time…

But all girls, even ugly ones, like being hot, want to be hot, try being hot and work hard towards being hot…because people are into being hot and the whole being an actor thing comes with a level of self love and thinking they aren’t too ugly to be on camera…BOLD….

She’s in a bathing suit being shameless like when she scammed her Oscar.

I am not a fan, but she’s kinda busty while being busted…and that deserves a trophy of it’s own…

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2018

02

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Scary Ocean Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario is not hot, but she has tits, and tits are what people care about…which worked out well for Alexandra Daddario and she’s made a career out of it…from True Detective huge tits to Baywatch….to this selfie that sucks.

My fingers are sore from typing all this bullshit and this pic doesn’t deserve any love, praise, just the disappointment it makes me feel cuz she’s looking deflated…and monstrous….and she’s not pulling out the tits acting like she’s too good for that when we only know her cuz she pulled out the tits…you know…sad times when a bitch gets too comfortable…just look at your fat wife’s gut hanging over her oversized sweatpants…and remember the time she dressed up in lingerie cuz she cared to get you off…instead of just giving up…

All this to say there’s something fucked up with her head.

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2018

02

Aug

Lily-Rose Depp Panty Ass of the Day

Wanna know what I like?

I like Lily Rose Depp…

I think she’s the hottest girl around. I mean I am sure she’s not as hot as I write her up to be in the storyline I have written about her in my head cuz I’m a weirdo like that… and I know any rich spoiled girl who knows she’s pretty hot is going to be the fucking worst…but for some reason I am all for that with this one…I like she should be a fucking tyrant, entitled, fucking tantrum causing…I want that kind of energy from someone in this world where everyone is so fucking basic, boring and the same…while I know Lily Rose is likely just like them, just like a Kardashian Jenner Hadid Baldwin doing that insta shit….being insta shit….but I have more confidence in her…maybe when her dad offs himself and she gets his fortune…or when she’s a bit older and angrier…exciting things will happen….but for now….she’s just good….

Here she is twerking in a dress….

How about some shorts…

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2018

02

Aug

Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day

Rebecca Black is some clickbait, she’s a viral video that continues to exist, or that continues to exist, even though her and her big titties you didn’t know she had because she was 12 when that Friday Song Came Out…and probably didn’t have tits then….

Well, she’s found her way into my heart, in what I consider one of the best viral stunts of all time, because the only thing I am actually interested in, besides big tits…is pugs..

Seriously, the most interesting thing on social media is people’s pug videos, because pugs are spiritual and healing and amazing creatures – and living with one has made my life worth living and has inspired me to use all my internet money to open up a pug farm…where like Rebecca Black…I’ll roll around in them all day…with my tits…but without the hired paparazzi to capture ever second of it for marketing…I would do it for the pure joy of PUG.

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2018

02

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Is Jennifer Aniston still hot?

I don’t have the answers, or at least a logical quantifiable answer, because you’re all perverts who would fuck anything…

You’ve been tainted by her hard nipples that have been shoved in your face for decades – giving you the illusion that they are tits you want in your mouth…because what tits don’t you want in your mout.

It’s marketing, like McDonalds, showing you shit you don’t really want enough times for you to want it…

Unfortunately for Aniston, no one wants it long enough to get her pregnant…cuz they dip before shit gets too real…because she must be the fucking worst…

The Titty Exploit Continues….and may never end…

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2018

02

Aug

Halsey Being White in a Bikini of the Day

Halsey Ass in Tight Wet Pink Bikini

Halsey is really into telling the world that her dad is black because it gives her some angle, some cool factor, some justification as to why she smoked crack before sucking a DJs dick in an era where DJs are pop music and where they can give you careers…..if you play your dick sucking cards right.

I think everything she does is white as fuck, making her the annoying kind of half breed who is culturally appropriating her own culture to have a storyline, purpose, hook, angle as she manipulates the world…but more importantly she has a fall back like “you’re racist” if anything goes wrong.

Living the White Privilege, while exploiting the sufferings of the black people, and monetizing on it, for her personal gain, in what is fucking racist…but she’s half black so she can pull it off….

I’d like to see the paternity test is all I’m saying, a little ancestory.com…cuz I’m thinking this storyline is FAKE as fuck…if she was actually black she’d have no idea who her actual dad was….AM I RIGHT?

Fucking white people ruining EVERYTHING…like always…even when they are half black..

That’s why when my good self hating black friend Sambo / Kaveriis (what kind of name is Kaveriis) who loves Trump and Hates Liberals, as he should…..wrote that he’s going back to black women – I said “your kids will thank you for keeping them pure….

Fucking white people RUIN everything…but apparently give little black girls Halsey a chance to suck dick to the top…or I guess post bikini pics of her ass…that she probably credits her SLAVE blood for.

Garbage….but she is looking better than usual….good drug use can make for good bodies..

Halsey Tits in Tight Wet Pink Bikini

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2018

02

Aug

Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day

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Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her…

Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know.

I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer.

Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that.

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2018

02

Aug

Jessica Simpson Massive Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson Massive Tits Black Bra

Jessica Simpson may be weathered, she’s old.

She may not be as well maintained as our girl Britney Spears, but not all of us can be held captive against our will by our opportunistic family who still want to cash in on this girl, like the priced pony she is, just breeding her in the form of song and dance performances until she can’t fucking walk anymore…keeping her on a strict routine, letting her fuck her trainer, not letting her escape, at least not yet, while seemingly being “ok” with it since she doesn’t know any better….

But her tits are fucking rocking….

I mean if you’re going to be an older, rich as fuck, clothing entrepreneur thanks to your shitty song and dance career, you might as well have huge tits….do your texas BBQ heritage right and be hearty as fuck….and enjoy your freedom while your dad is too busy being a homosexual dancing around dick to dick with young men thanks to his wealth….too busy to trap her in a cage and milk her until there’s no milk….even though these tits are plentiful…like they can feed the fucking land.

Jessica Simpson Massive Tits Black Bra

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2018

02

Aug

Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Tits and Ass in Bikini

Nina Agdal is showing off her favorite pose…she calls it trapping the rich man before it’s too late…

Where she gets into the fetal position, her great ass popped out, face covered, making her look vulnerable, tapping into the rich guy’s alpha predator instinct that makes him want to pounce hard, especially since she’s in a slutty bikini, an animal print bikini, to let him know how wild, animalistic and ready to be ravaged she is…..you know flooding him with ideas…before showing him her retard face so that when she does the reveal he’s too horny, checks signed, black cards pulled out, transaction fucking approved.

It’s a tactic…you know.


Nina Agdal Tits and Ass in Bikini

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