SFW Archives - Page 354 of 1171 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2018

18

Jul

Cambrie Schroder Hard Nipples Wet Bikini of the Day

Ricky Schroder has a couple of kids with a slutty ex wife, that I guess only left him recently, but that is using some of them SIlVER SPOONS to finance her daughter’s fitness company, where that they are all in bikinis, mom included, in Miami and I guess other places, to promote the fitness company, throwing Instagram parties around the Fitness companies, and attaching some business structure to otherwise shameless half naked pics…

It’s interesting for anyone who watched Silver Spoons to see how someone who is so irrelevant as a personality, like Ricky Schroder’s daughters can still ride and mooch off the name…because america just fucking loves anyone and everything associated to their entertainment industry.

I apprecaite this pic due to the nipples. Youthful nipples out there being entrepreneurial…self starting…hustling….living that good life..

Cambrie Schroder is some fitness chick from Instagram you may remember her from this bikini photoshoot

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies…

I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit…

There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters….

We’ll call this “woman-enough”.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Julianne Hough Fitness Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

Julianne Hough looks rugged, maybe it’s a side-effect or delayed side effect of being a Mormon who moved to LA all innocent and ready to fuck, or become famous, or show the world that incest is the best, before landing herself as the public girlfriend of cocaine addict and total fucking pervert Ryan Seacrest, who likely ravaged the fuck out of her, like the tyrant that he is despite the world thinking he is gay and America’s Sweetheart..I know stories of this narcissist, successful, monster….

Either way, she’s still fit, married now, not that interesting, but I am not that interesting either, so I’ll post this up and you can look at it and make your own decisions as to whether you like it or not..

Or you could just leave your house and realize that 90 percent of women from the age of 16-65 dress like this daily…and it’s more interesting or appealing….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Lily Collins Tight Wet Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

It’s just another day in Paradise for Phil Collin’s daughter cuz he’s rich as fuck, and she’s obviously a product of that, and paid out accordingly as rich people are, whether she’s an actress thanks to family connections or last names or not, she’s a brat…and I like one very important thing and that is that she’s not fat…

Phil Collins was an icon of the 80s, so his daughter reminds me of many a Yuppie motherfucker fucking many a shoulder pad wearing chick after a game of tennis and an 8 ball of cocaine in a modern glass brick bathroom…for no reason other than the soundtrack in my head when I look at her tight wet bathing suit..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know if anyone cares who Lucy Hale is….but I can assure you that more people will care about who she is right now – while looking at her body in a bikini in what I guess is a shameless cry for compliments or ego boost as these girls do…which I appreciate because they

I do know that compared to her other Pretty Little Liar co-stars / Ashley Benson, she’s doing a lot better, is a lot better off, is still working and not on some Natasha Lyonne diet…

White bikinis are pure fucking racy if the right pervert is staring at the vagina area…a vagina I’ve heard may have herpes, but it’s in Hollywood so it probably has herpes.

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

No Comments »

I had someone tell me that they’ve met Ashley Graham and that she’s not that big…and that she’s got a tiny waist…

I have a very fucking hard time believing that she’s not that big…considering she looks like she’s injected a bunch of butter inside her thighs…and gut…and maybe it’s just a testament to why Ashley Graham even has a career, the normalization of obesity, so that not only do we fetishize fat pigs to be “sexy” “body positive”…when science tells us that they are not body positive at all, but rather killing their damn selves…we give these fat pigs a lot of money and celebrate them being fat pigs to sell product to other fat pigs…while black guys are pumped about the whole movement because fat white chicks is their jam.

Point being, there is nothing healthy going on in this pic, nothing hot in the pic, and plus sized bikinis should be fucking outlawed….and that’s all I have to saw about this fucking digusting mess.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shot of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t have access to anything Ireland Baldwin on the social media channels, she’s deleted me from everyting, because I guess she’s sensitive and doesn’t like being called a pig, like her dad called her a pig, and the funny thing is her dad actually went at me once, I don’t remember what he said but it was on twitter and from his charity, because I guess he’s not a fan of the things I was saying about his baby girl….before she lost her fucking mind, went to rehab, dated some lesbian who sang about being molested, got some prison tattoos, attempted low level modeling despite having rich as fuck parents, all while her mooch cousin who found god or Jesus was fucking Bieber, now engaged to Bieber while riding any and all coattails she could to get work as a model..that worked because Millennials are lazy as fuck and this social media shit is the easiest way to pretend to work, make some money, get paid for being nothing interesting…I mean in most cases, that shid didn’t work at all for Ireland…but she’s still out there…all big as fuck…trying to get big as fuck….titty out.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Wet Yellow Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

This is a very hot, tanned, oiled up, erotic video of a model who is very fucking fit and lean, skipping, with her amazing ass and toned stomach, to keep herself in shape, partially for the VS people who she works for really rarely, but probably more for her 28 year old Soccer playing fiance who recently proposed to her named Kevin Trapp, some German dude who goalkeeps for France and who makes a shit ton of money that could be what old lady Goulart is actually putting the work into…you know because until there are kids or a favorable pre-nup and a marriage contract signed she’s gotta maintain that hot, famous, brazilian look….and it’s a good look in a world of obesity…let this inspire you fatty to borrow a skipping rope from a kid at the park and hope to not get arrested for being the pervert you are so that you can get some fitness in….and you too can be like Izabel Goulart…with a Soccer boyfriend up inside you like the queer that you are.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Pregnant Candice Swanepoel is probably dealing with some Postpartum so she’s taking some time for herself to refresh…without her multiple babies…you know to get her womb ready to get knocked up again because she’s clearly addicted to being knocked up and has been knocked up 18 months of the last 25 months…

She was once the hottest models, now she’s just an old mom getting back in shape to keep getting paid…and her mom ass looks pretty good, it needs to look good, she makes too much money to not stay as fit as fucking possible…you know gaining the weight of the baby and that’s it….but that doesn’t necessarily apply to her vagina that must be fucking ravaged….as mom pussy tends to be.

Some more pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day

No Comments »

Iggy Azalea is fucking the floor…and is announcing to the world that she’s fucking the floor…and by the world I mean her fans and people like me who rip off her content for perverts who are into seeing some fat ass, fake ass, white girl who fucks black guys and manages to become some kind of rapper, ripping off everyone, lying about everything, culturally appropriating…and now fucking the floor..

Because she’s racy, gutter, and knows sex sells…but the fascinating thing in all this is that we didn’t hear her name in a fucking year but now that she’s released some music…she’s ready to

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category