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2018

25

Jun

Josephine Skriver Fitness Erotica of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer or other genetic diseases when the calculations figure out because the technology 20 years ago was more primitive, but still worked…

I assume that her existence and research into her was funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire, but maybe her gay dads just put it together out of their own narcissism and love of design…

I mean homos love fashion, interior design, nice things…and the ability to make a child that has model like perfection, seems like the homo thing to do…

Well, as you know, since you’re all fags, it was Price weekend and that brought out the daughter of the gays, to celebrate how they sold her off to Victoria’s Secret to get that Return on Investment like a real estate flip she is….

She’s pretty much the hottest of the VS models, and hasn’t started having any malfunctions yet…so stare.

More Josephine Erotica

Here she is at PRIDE

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2018

25

Jun

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is in a Bikini and apparently she Can’t Believe She’s Engaged Either….you know because when you’re born with a dick, it’s hard to think a man will ever accept you for who and what you are….even if it is a huge part of who you are…and what you have become because your parents are clever enough to gender re-assign you so that you get paid acting work well into your 30s…including one hit show…knowing if she was a man it’d never hapen for her…because girls have it easier, despite the MeToo Movement and its lies…girls have what it takes to make more money and succeed then men…ask any bar tender…

Point being…she promotes her engagement ring whilst in a bikini to both show off the hormones working, the tuck and get people to remember and be amazed she engaged…but we aren’t….we’ve seen K-Fed…we know how it works when you’re famous…anyone will jump on you trying to impregnate you whether you have a uterus or not….

That’s it.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson – Two Generations of Old Ladies in Bikinis of the Day

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Keep it in your fucking pants Grandma…

And I’m talkign to Kate Hudson – not Goldie Hawn – the actual Grandma….

Goldie can do whatever the fuck she wants with her old lady ass, it’s at the point of iconic and so old, we don’t even bother noticing…it’s not a point and laugh at Goldie…

It’s a point and laugh at the geriatric pregnancy on her mooch bitch daughter – who for those of you who don’t know – only exists cuz of who her mom is and not actual talent – who was a vapid cunt who ran around fucking everyone who would fill her cunt when she was a naughty teen – who got knocked up at Farrah Abraham age or pretty much Farrah Abraham age with some old dude in a shit band that may have been good at the time – but that was in the 90s, a long time ago and who the fuck remembers that….but WORST of tall…

She was like an Asia Argento…rich and entitled piece of shit who had no issue breaking a man…in her case Owen Wilson…leading him to attempted suicide……you know some fucking evil shit goes on with you when you can make a rich hippie surfer dude want to die….that’s just the effect this pussy has…and looking at these pics…I partially get it…

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Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Kate Hudson|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Melanie Griffith Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Melanie Griffith may be some kind of drug addicted old lady…but at least she’s not fat….

Sure, she’s the original Kate Hudson…a Famous mom, and has a Kate Hudson of her own, with Don Johnson….but before that whole being married thing happened, we can safely assume that TIPPY like GOLDIE….made all her Melanie Griffith dreams come true…and in the process of navigating her way through hollywood as someone raised in Hollywood…came many men cumming in and around her…it was probably the 60s, the Manson Era, cuz she is that old…

So seeing her in a bathing suit…is seeing something that has seen some shit…and is likely better off in a one piece…to provide more support for her exploded vagina to stay well hidden….

She’s fucking old..

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Posted in:Melanie Griffith|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Christina Aguilera in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I feel like I’ve seen this shoot before…but everything is a blur…

What the fuck is this Christina Aguilera photoshoot for…I think I’ve seen it before and it is a nice reminder that young hot things turn old an fat…but when they are old and fat they collectively feel confidence in their new body because they are rich as fuck and coddled for so many years and know that fat or not people will want to throw money at them…in what is almost magical…because we life fat tits but that is almost sad because we are forced to remember what died to make these fat tits…and I’m not talking about all the SUGAR cane plants..I’m talking a young hot X-Tina…

If she really wanted to make some noise, I’d suggest…sex tape or more vagina..because I feel like I’ve never seen X-Tina pussy – mom pussy or not – and I think I’ve seen every celeb pussy…making her pussy one to look out for on the pussy-to-do list…

: Christina Aguilera (2018) Publicity

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard this week is that Gigi Hadid said she felt guilty for coming from a rich family….the same rich family that paid for her career and established her as a vapid model…because she feels so bad about having had her career bought – but doesn’t feel bad about that career that it bought – encouraging the world to be vapid whores…something she continues to do…instead of digging a fucking well, getting dirty doing something fucking decent…disgusting people….say and do disgusting things…and here’s her ass to show you how guilty she feels about being a rich brat who had her career bought for her..garbage.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Josie Canseco’s Athlete Meets Stripper and They Bred Body of the Day

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Josie Canseco is a product of narcissism on the level of – she’s named after her father….

I assume her mother was a stripper where he was on a Farm Team before going Major League…who saw the opportunity and pulled his dick out and smeared his cum all up on her uterus during one of his lap dances….

The two merged genetically and created a rich, entitled, spoiled brat daughter of a super star athlete…with the attitude of a stripper, because daddy was on the road building up her daddy issues her whole life, and mommy between spending daddy’s money and popping pills would give her life advice that shaped who she is today….

And I think the shape of who she is today is pretty great…on some Giant Inflatable thing….in a bikini…looking fit and loving every second of the paparazzi up on her….

It’s good to be a hot rich daughter of a pro athelete…cuz athletes are half retards who don’t expect you to achieve much more than what this one is doing….A national Hero really…

Here’s more….fit as fuck…

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Posted in:Jose Canseco|Josie Canseco|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Delilah Hamlin Bikini Model of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin….Delilah Hamlin is the D-List Celebrity Daughter…of a D-List celebrity – who are on the internet on social media being whores because they have a good starting point in life since they are already spoiled rich kids with fame loving parents who aren’t that famous but are still famous enough to get them noticed…

Her mom Lisa Rinna has had so much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, her lips look like Delilah Hamlin was birthed out of them….she is the first woman to have a vaginaplasty on her fucking mouth….so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who like spa treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…and as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young tight body with the titties – alright..now a bikini model? Sure….why not..

delilah hamlin tits and ass white bikini

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Frida Aasen Hot Bikini Model in a Bikini Instagram Shoot of the Day

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Frida Aasen sounds like some kind of terrorist…who I’d like to have bomb my dick…

Or maybe she sounds like a refugee looking for a new life in America and her desperation to get out of the work camp makes her willing to fuck a dude like you….

But as it turns out she’s a 23 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is from Norway and Frida Aasen is not an Arab name, but rather a Viking name…I’d like to have rape and pillage my testicles…

I mean … LOOK AT HER….

Amazing..

Posted in:Frida Aasen|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Lindsey Pelas Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas has big tits…that’s pretty much all there is to her, and all there is to this post, so I doubt we need to further investigate the huge tits, rather just stare at them….because big tits are a wonderful thing…something Lindsey Pelas can testify for in the court of law because without the big tits…she’d be a lot less interesting and since she’s barely interesting with the tits…she’d be pretty much non existent which I guess you could argue she is…but she’s done some media and blogs like her…which I guess counts..

Posted in:Lindsey Pelas|SFW

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