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2018

12

Jun

Slutty Sarah Hyland of the Day

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Crop Top

For some reason I was googling who Sarah Hyland’s parents were when I was taking a painful hemorrhoid shit last night…and I discovered very fascinating things like that they are both actors…and that her dad was in so many iconic roles that Judge Ketchum on Boardwalk Empire….and the Cabbie in “See No Evil, Hear No Evil”….which I guess was enough to make a career out of it, to support his family for a while out of it, before sending his daughter to work when she was young – landing a hit TV show, living out his dreams…

So here she is living out her dreams….for her social media…the place where you get a glimpse of her and realize she’s fucking weird especially in her exhibitionism…

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Crop Top

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Sienna Miller’s Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Sienna Miller Massive Cameltoe

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of casting couch performances….

I used to find her the hottest actress in the movies, not just because she showed bush, but maybe because she showed bush, I just knew if she was cast in something, there was bound to be bush.

This was the era of renting videos based on their nudity rating, because we didn’t have internet and that was our porn that wasn’t porn.

It’s the reason I got into indy movies in the first place, shit like Doom Generation by Greg Araki, where Rose McGowan’s huge tits were exposed in her first movie role was rented strictly because of the “nudity” rating…which I guess may be the reason I do this retarded fucking site…which I guess is more than Sienna Miller does these days, which isn’t saying much….but it is saying that girl pulled a proper scam and is sitting on a pile of money and the only damage she’s got to show about it…the only wear and tear is the fact that her pussy is banged out so big it eats her pants….

NOT A BAD TRADE OFF AT ALL….

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2018

12

Jun

Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

Liz Hurley Hard Nipples in a Sheer Dress

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life..

They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists..

It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce….

Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

Liz Hurley Spreading her Legs

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

Kimberley Garner Tits and ASs in a Thong Bikini

No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death.

I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late…

Makes sense to me.

Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2018

12

Jun

January Jones Topless of the Day

January Jones Naked on Instagram

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, becaue at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans, so that they never knew what true whores they were…

But they were always whores, and now they are given instagram power to produce and promote content in ways that they know how, that is close to their hearts, like whores…

It’s like when you give old people technology, they try to do what the youth are doing and end up on facebook and shit….posting selfies..in what will always make me feel uncomfortable..

The fact is that January Jones came up from not having any ties to fame, then ended up on tv, with fame…and an illegitimate child…which to me sums up the kind of person she is nicely…

Here she is dressed like a 15 year old showing off her 50 year old ass


January Jones black panties see through dress

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Dani Thorne Pussy Dance of the Day

Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the child star mix, with what we can assume was a tyrant stage mother you may have jerked off to…. before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model or a DJ for instagram, than a Disney Star…

While Bella Thorne played the Disney Star..before following her sisters lead..starting a brand…and casuing mass hysteria money making on instagram because instagram is EVERYTHING..

Here she is dancing in a bikini with her vagina, we call it the pussy vagina, because her pussy leads the motions and it’s pretty fucking hilarious..

Her tits huge, possibly face, her face haggard….but she’s bringing it, whatever it is…it’s this..

Rich young gutter tits…

Bella Thorne still Dyking it Down..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|Dani Thorne|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj Dyke it Down of the Day

Ariana Grande is engaged to some quirky looking guy she’s been dating for a month because I guess they really connected on SNL and I guess she’s just a fucking headcase who has a lot of trauma from being a child star whored out by her parents, to a popstar who gets her fans killed, to someone constantly cheated on by her Jewish rapping boyfriend, that she went with some autistic looking comedian who is totally obsessed with her like some kind of homo, since homos fucking love popstars…

He’s got in her pants, probably exciting to get with a famous person rather than SNL groupies, they are rich, they are media whores…and it’s all nonsense I shouldn’t even know…but I do prefer when Grande was suffering PTSD in her house, outside of the limelight, rather than trying to prove to her ex boyfriend she doesn’t need him, at the expense of some poor weird guy’s feelings…cuz that dude has no idea what’s coming for him…

She’s a devil, we saw her hate America in that viral video she was rude to a donut shop owner…we know…she is garbage…and here she is…not looking quite like Ariana Grande Dyking down…


Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Slutty
Ariana lookin slutty for vogue

Ariana Grande Slutty for Vogue

Posted in:Ariana Grande|Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Jaimie King Not Too Old or Too Mom Pussied to Do Lingerie Campaigns of the DAy

Jaimie King was a 15 year old model, who moved to NYC, developed a Heroin addiction, dealt with a boyfriend photographer who died of heroin related disease, and who went onto star in TV shows or movies that I can’t name because I don’t care.

She’s had a bunch of kids in the process…and hangs with all kinds of celebrities because she was a set of tits we jerked off to in the late 90s when celebrity and model titties were posted to weird thumbnail gallery sites and had seemingly more allure than the trashy porn chicks of the time…

That’s really the only reason i know she existed…modeling topless in an era when it mattered….

Well she’s still modeling, still out there, looking skinny, which is all that matters in an era of everyone being fat and lazy, mom or not, cuz it’s easier to eat the cake than to try to say no to it…

Fucked up world…now here’s a 40 year old in a lingerie shoot for a lingerie company for old times I guess.

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Posted in:Jamie King|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience to sell overpriced sweatshop bullshit….

But the people at Victoria’s Secret polarize the experience, get their girls media hype and basically create “celebrities” out of them.

They also give bonuses for social media posts, so all these women are working their social media harder than they worked the first photographer to get them in with the people at Victoria’s Secret.

I don’t know what Doutzen was fired by the brand, but she had already locked in a celebrity DJ, had a couple of kids, and no one actually gave a fuck that she was gone.

Plus, there’s this thing called any bitch can get half naked in lingerie, you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to do that, it just gets you richer husbands or sperm to inseminate in yourself when you do have that title under your garter belt…

I don’t know what this famewhoring is for, but she’s a mom with a rich husband, shouldn’t she be out being a mom…rather than doing this nonsense to try to make her husband think she’s still hot and got it, cuz that’s why he married her….rather than accept that she’s fallen off..even though he’s well aware she’s fallen off with every 19 year old groupie he bangs in Ibiza while this one is at home trying to land model jobs.

Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease on Instagram

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2018

12

Jun

Shanina Shaik Topless of the Day

Shanina Shaik Topless on Instagram

Shanina Shaik is best known as an Australian model from some Australian model show, who went onto fuck Tyson Beckford and his big dick that he puts up on his social media, in the event you didn’t know that, which I know you knew that, cuz you follow all the black male models and athletes to see how big their dicks are, it’s your closet case fetish…

Well, that means Shanina Shaik has a banked out vagina….because that’s what happens when you put large objects in it…sometimes it merges into the asshole and becomes one massive shit and baby hole…true story.

I don’t think this ethnic talent matters, but she’s topless and I’ll assume at least one of you cares…you Shanina Shaik fan boy weirdo.

Shanina Shaik Bikini

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik