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2018

08

Jun

Nikki Reed Bikini of the Day

Nikki Reed Bikini Pussy with Ian Somerhalder

There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit…

That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts.

These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.

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2018

07

Jun

Kate Upton Tits Out for Some Magazine of the Day

Kate Upton Big Tits Green Shirt for Maxim

I call this photo series – Saggy sag Dairy Cow from the Midwest…about to get milked….

But the truth is that Kate Upton is a powerful woman, showcasing her femininity…using her natural huge, and disgusting, sloppy breasts as a marketing tool, that would make her grandfather, the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes…that WHIRLPOOL proud he revolutionized the washing machine to give his offspring….the opportunity to be famous for tits.

I don’t hate Kate Upton or her tits, I just don’t really know what the point of her is…besides the tits…

I don’t think I’m the one objectifying anyone here….

I think it’s pretty clear who is….

Kate Upton Ass in Sheer Nude Dress for Maxim

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2018

07

Jun

Serena Williams Bikini Thickness of the Day

Serena Williams Black Bikini Harpers 1

I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete….

But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things…

Now I love tennis, and I respect this woman’s ability, or love for skinny white boys, but I don’t really understand why someone not gold digging her, would be turned on by her…

She’s a Fetish I guess…to a whole bunch of fucking weirdos like you.

Serena Williams Black Bikini Harpers

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2018

07

Jun

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

AMber Heard Hard Nipples See Through Shirt

I will make a bet with you…one than assumes your girl Amber Heard knew that her dark nipples were too dark for the see through shirt she put on…because knowing that the paparazzi is out there and that the paparazzi love hard nipples…her existence all of a sudden becomes far more exciting….you know sexualize what you can when it’s all you got and you’re losing quickly cuz you’re gettting old.

I’ve heard she’s a black WIDOW, I’ve seen her Black Widow-ing with how she pretty much destroyed the fuck out of Johnny Depp after exploiting him for status, lifestyle and celebrity crush before fucking ruining him, then running to Elon Musk and running to this new rich guy, she’s got a type…whores tend to have a type…

I know she’s a big celebrity, big actress, real accomplished….but best known for being a DEVIL WOMAN…

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

07

Jun

Demi Lovato Nipple of the Day

Demi Lovato Nipples See Through Lace Bra

Hey bi-polar Demi Lovato…nice tits in some lingerie with your big nipples smeared out all over the motherfucking place…and by nice tits…i mean not that nice..but tits regardless and tits as a whole being “nice” because I like seeing tits, rather than her specific tits being nice…

I don’t know what this is all about, but I’m sure she’s angling some empowerment, feminity nonsense excuse to post up pics of her tits in lingerie…and whatever these whores promote themselves whoring for…whatever the reason, the motivation, the spin may be….I am all for it.

Because I am a pervert….

Here she is lookin THICK because she is thick.

Demi Lovato Thick Pussy

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

07

Jun

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

Bella Hadid Nude Thong Topless Tits

Bella Hadid and her mom and her brother all have Lyme Disease which I assume is sexually transmitted, since all these rich people fuck each other, family or not, in fact if it’s family it’s better, in incestuous keep the wealth in one place, don’t let an outsider take it, especially when you’re Arab, because I know a Turkish guy who had to marry his sister to get her to America and they had a family together…..

That said….she’s topless in a G-String on the beach….dying of Lyme Disease just not fast enough…hopefully getting that ZIKA….because we don’t want her to reproduce…there’s enough shameless cunts in the world…and there’s plenty we don’t even know about…we hardly ned more…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

07

Jun

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

Bella Thorne Topless

Bitch I am Bella Thorne…

That’s the name of her single, and the thing all the Bella Tards are saying and wearing on their T-Shirts that Bella Thorne is selling, because she realized it was the right time to pull the trigger on a viral song to get paid on, to become a meme and to sell merch against and to up her appearance fee…even though she can’t sing…but I guess she can be compelling enough to troll the world, manipulate everyone, and get what she wants out of it…because if her whore mom taught her anything while whoring her it’s how to whore..

This is pretty weak performance, but it’s good…enough…for me….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

07

Jun

Sofia Richie Ass of the Day

Sofia Richie Short Shorts

Sofia Richie, daughter of Lionel…official daughter of Lionel…not like that mooch bitch Nicole…who just rode the family name harder than anyone…despite not even being his kid…and I guess that worked out ok for her..despite that fact that she’s married to a MADDEN BROTHER and those homos are the fucking lamest shit ever..Good Charlotte..remember that shit…that made them so much money despite them sucking each other’s dicks in what was masturbation not incest because they are twins…

Point being, this one, knowing all about her insane inheritance doesn’t bother bettering herself, but instead has decided to date a kardashian, get on their payroll, travel around the world private jetting around, increasing her followers…sucking at life…perpetuating disgusting behavior…doing what you’d expect a lazy vapid cunt would do…

Here she is…for no reason other than that I am a pervert who likes young rich sluts…

Here she is in some tight leggings and a sports bra


Sofia Richie Tight Black Leggings Sports Bra

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

07

Jun

Rita Ora’s Instagram Bikini Shoot of the Day

Yesterday, I wrote all I pretty much had to say about Rita Ora when she was SCRATCHING HER PUSSY

I don’t have anything of substance to say about her, I could have just dropped these into the other post I did on her, but apparently…she had herself an instagram photoshoot and that alone is the lamest shit ever and that is precisely why she had paparazzi pics…because she’s all about being the clickbait…

And clickbait she’ll be…

There is more….

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

06

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Ass of the Day

Britney Spears is amazing…and not just because she let K-Fed mooch off her for life in exchange for his sperm during her bi-polar period. Where she was rebelling from the world who just wouldn’t leave Britney alone, because they were obsessed with her and her parents didn’t have their reins on her and she didn’t have the mental capacity to really process it, but instead of being thrown away like Lohan, she got adopted by her parents, put back into her workcamp and is earning but more importantly…looking fit.

This body of a near 40 year old star of yesteryear is perfect…

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