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2018

06

Jun

Rita Ora Scratching her Pussy of the Day

I call this picture “the shave wasn’t too close and the ingrown hairs are itching me”…when really it’s most likely “I fucked a lot to get to where I am today, even though no one knows where I am today, I’m somewhere today…in a bikini touring…..and in doing that fucking hard….I broke my pussy…so that when I get into a bikini it looks mangled…but more importantly…when I get in salt water…it stings with great vengeance…

Point being..she’s in a bikini masturbating…like the sexual deviant she is…but it’s likely medical related…maybe a fungal infection…

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2018

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea is Wet of the DAy

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to getting as sleazy as she can to be seen as hot as she can by the people who don’t seem to find her disgusting like me – but instead like to help perpetuate her scam and make her all the money she doesn’t deserve….

That’s my opinion on it, but when you find your angle fucking use that angle until you can’t use it no more because ever bitch from a fat chick to an even fatter chick has a fucking angle…whether it is close up clit pic, or anus pic, it don’t matter – when they find what works…ride it harder than you rode that record exec to get your work visa – trick…

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2018

06

Jun

Caity Lotz is a Good Time of the DAy

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She is on the show Arrow, but if you’ve ever heard of Caity Lotz you already knew that….

I have never seen Arrow, I just know it’s one of those nerd shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shot nonsense that social awkward, probably virgins get hooked into and obsessed with…

So the people who are into the people on it…are people into it and despite how pathetic I think that makes you….it’s ok…she seems fun..

She was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…but still being slutty…which in and of itself is fun.

I approve of this social media content…

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2018

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

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The style of the year is bicycle shorts…one of the gayest things a man can wear when just going out on a casual ride…something so many dudes who are recreationally riding wear to pretend they are in the Tour De France like Lance…even though they are Yuppies in their 50s who work as Lawyers…you see them in EVERY city and every town…the too old to Lance but not too old to dress like Lance so that people take them seriously on the bike path or when getting in the damn way on the street…it’s ridiculous…

It’s less ridiculous when young sluts, hip hop sluts or Influencer sluts where the bike shorts to show off ass and cameltoe as hard as they can for the world to see, in what looks like it’s not as slutty as it is intended to be…like fitness gear on sundays…I can see your damn UTERUS woman…

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but she exists…in Bike Shorts jacked up her hungry pussy…that could just look hungry from being banged out to fill the void left in her from being part of the worst, most commercial, garbage family where the men hate being there so much they chop their dicks off…something that we’d hope would be more damaging for this one…

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2018

06

Jun

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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There was a time, not so long ago where Nina Agdal pretty much disappeared. I assume it was because she was trying to play it cool when she was hanging with DiCaprio, so that he didn’t realize she was some opportunistic cunt trying to get ahead on his dick, she was playing the “oh I didn’t even know he was Leo DiCaprio when I met him, we just connected immediately”…something that happens when girls justify dating rich guys…because they don’t like coming across as whores..

In fact, the best strategy a sugar baby can pull is paying for dinner the first date, because the rich guy will think “She’s not using me”…only to find out that is the last thing she buys with her own money and that is the best investment of her life..that dinner….

So now that the Leo thing didn’t work out, she’s with Christie Brinkley’s son, another really rich guy, because Brinkley was a sugar baby in her own right, but a bit more of a legend when bikini model legends were a thing…so rich guys fought to get the bikini model pussy…and I guess has to pretend she’s still a bikini model to keep him interested in her because his mom was a bikini model and he values that as work…

So she’s been out there a whoring…trying to be hot…all while looking like a handicap…

The body’s good though..even now that she’s older and fatter…

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2018

06

Jun

Kristen Stewart Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

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Even when she’s Dyked Out…she’s boring.

It’s like there is nothing this girl can do. There is not enough scissors in the sweatshop that can make anything about her seem intriguing or exciting….

I just can’t fuck with Kirsten Stewart, or her identity crisis or her coming of age story, where she really discovers herself…

I just find it dull on all fronts, like her acting, she’s garbage….very expensive garbage…but garbage none the less…

I also don’t really believer her lesbianism, sure she’s fucking women, but who isn’t in this generation really…I just think it’s too text book and Disney contrived to be what she feels in her soul…because she probably doesn’t even know what she feels in her soul…because actors as a general rule…have no identity and get lost in their performances, not because they are some higher brow talent, but because they are bullshit..

BUT HER NIPPLES ARE HARD…

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2018

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is Pretty Much Always Pregnant of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….

So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares…

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2018

05

Jun

Tallulah Willis Titty Flash of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors….

She was unfortunately not an abortion, because I guess sometimes these narcissistic celebs need to reproduce, because another abortion will break their womb…

I find that she looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time likes to flash.

She’s hip, she’s cool, she’s not irritating for those trust funders who just kinda does nothing – allowing her to be an artist, or surround herself with artists, who by definition are just other slackers like her…into her parents and the good life…

So she’s been topless, naked, in the bath with her sisters, a whole lot of exhibitionism…but most importantly, she’s got BUSH…

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2018

05

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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La Rita Ora is trying to really solidify this being famous thing…and she’s doing it with her half nakedness the way a girl is supposed to solidify this fame thing because half
naked worked for her.

I would say that the majority of people have no fucking idea who Rita Ora is, yet..or didn’t know who she was until recently, but she’s been at it for a long time…and the only thing that matters is bikinis…fascinating -I know.

Rita Ora Big Tits in a Red Bikini and Red Hair

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2018

05

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits…

And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..

She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro.

I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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