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2018

05

Jun

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

Ashley Graham Big Fat Tits and Ass in Black Bikini

Ashley Graham is trying to be a hot Bella Hadid type, despite looking like she ate Bella Hadid, which she probably would do if you put enough gravy on it.

I figure I gotta give you weirdos as much jerk off material as possible, because you aren’t here for my jokes, you’re hear for the tits, and fat chicks have tits, and the ones who don’t have tits are pretty fucking screwed because that’s the only thing white guys find appealing about them…

I appreciate that Ashley Graham proved to the world that her handicap is actually a bonus, and without it she’d be non existent, she’s handicapable people…and great at exploiting herself, her disability, her fatness and becoming some kind of very strange fetish that in this era of trying to get people to eat better and be better, she is celebrating obesity and premature death…encourage fat people to accept being fat..and celebrate fat cuz it may get them paid…awesome job…fatty.

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Shakira’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

This is a test of the emergency drunkenstepfather broadcast system….

To see if Shakira or her hispanic ass has the impact it once had on the interent…

Because with these international stars like Shakira, their celebrity is huge globally…that maybe, just maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in leggings, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….even though I’ve done posts on her 100 times before…it is different now…the huge global star is wearing leggings…mom in leggings..and that alone should be enough….

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Posted in:SFW|Shakira

2018

04

Jun

Bella Hadid Titty Slip of the Day

Bella Hadid TIts Out of her Shirt in NYC

It’s nice to see that garbage people remain garbage people when they get some level of fame and celebrity thanks to their dad buying it for them…

Whether it was him paying magazines to give her a cover to help in the marketing, or a PR team, or the Kris Jenner…this is all fabricated via trolling…the dad is a rich ego and this helps feed his ego…I mean what narcissist wouldn’t want his daughter to be a huge deal in fashion…when really she was destined to nothing.

That said, being a huge deal in fashion is really the equivalent to being nothing..

Sure there’s money, experiences, fame and exposure…that is all pretty fucking superficial and unfulfilling…

There is so much good a person could do with their influence, especially this one, she could do a charity for rats to go with her rat face, or anything that has any level of value..

Instead, she’s just a vapid media manipulator for a lazy media that celebrates this kind of nonsense…

There is zero interesting about her, except the tit, the tit is fine, but she’s not hot, cool, interesting, and her life isn’t something I think anyone should aspire to have…and all these brands throwing money at her just lack vision and are lazy…and confused..

The world could be a great place if people were better…and didn’t care about such fucking DRIVEL…

I mean sure the tit is out for attention, but if you want to exploit yourself for attention give me something to jerk off to…know your fucking role…instagram model..rich kid…disgusting human.

Bella Hadid Running with Her Tit Hanging Out

HEre are her nipples with Kaia Gerber

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Amber Heard Ass of the Day

Amber Heard Ass in White Bikini

Amber Heard is one of the biggest whores around. She’s a sex worker who dials into and attacks the rich and the famous…she locks them into marriage to set herself up for life…and to keep her high profile…so high profile that people with money think she’s got something great to offer..

She’s an actress, it’s an act, she only became an acctress to up her rates…and what she did publicly to Johnny Depp, setting him up to rage when drunk and filming it for her case…was some kind of shit I don’t support…when you’re married even when you hate each other you gotta have each other’s backs…instead she went to the media and tried to ruin him…is just garbage..

People who know her call her the Black Widow behind her back…because she manipulates and attacks…has no soul…but has an ass.

I remember when she was first coming up, she was the first to declare bisexuality to get attention like two college girls making out at a party for the frat…

It was always tactics..and still is…ass out….devil woman.

Amber Heard Ass in White Bikini

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Pussy Dance of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens, someone I don’t write about nearly enough, did a little underwear pussy dance…for the perverts in what could be a bathing suit…but that we know as perverts is the same as underwear that’s why we celebrate bikinis as clothing item…it’s like “Sure it’s a bathing suit that keeps you protected from the elements, and not a bra and panty set that makes us want to jerk off, totally different fabrics you know…one is functional and doesn’t tap into our perversion the other fuels our perversions….WINK WINK”…kind of thing…

Well, she’s a legend in her own right, now that shes into fitness and not fat…from High School musical…to being one of the early adopters of sexting and leaked nudes…to having an amazing bush because she’s a hairy little thing…I am all about it…

Older now, hotter now, hopefully not laser hair removal-ed now after the world BUSH SHAMED HER….hoping she’s a survivor and not someone who is insecure about her hair..ruining my fucking life by getting rid of her bush….

Here’s her pussy dance.

Vanessa Hudgens Tits and Ass in Red Bikini

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

04

Jun

Sarah Hyland Spreading Her Legs of the Day

Sarah Hyland Bikini Spread LEgs

Sarah Hyland has a weird disease, like so many of these other celebrity child stars, who had parents that I guess had them on weird hormone therapy to keep them youthful, but that instead made them grow up to be weird looking, like some Gary Coleman shit…and Sarah Hyland is a survivor…after at least one Kidney Transplant and many other health issues, that aren’t as exploited as Selena Gomez’s issues…she’s out there living…not dead…and showing off her flexibility..

I never watched modern family, so I never watched her grow up, I just saw her as an adult looking like some genetic weirdo mix-up and found it disturbing that anyone would fuck her..because 18 or not she looked 11…something some would call a talent, on some Benjamn button shit…

Well it turns out that she’s also pretty flexible…and spreading her leg in what I consider a weird social media account – with weird social media content because when you’re raised in an aquarium…weird things happen…reptilian…

Sarah Hyland Bikini

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Madison Beer Ass of the Day

Madison Beer Ass in Short Jean Shorts

Hey Madison Beer – Nice Shorts..

I was actually walking down the street this weekend, as I do, being the object of fitness that I am…you know just walking around….and I saw many women in shorts like this…it’s a trend.

I know young girls have been doing the short short cut off shorts for a while now…but I didn’t realize that it had translated or converted to the 40 year old mom – like she’s trying to stay him or on trend…

It’s the YOGA PANT of the year….I guess…where old ladies like competing with their daughters, to show off their asses that have been fucked substantially more times than their daughters…and it fucking shows…

I was pretty shocked to see it, ass cheek cleavage from the elderly…but it happened…I was there…and she was gardening and it was more amazing that you’d expect it to be.

I support all trends that get women sluttier…NORMALIZE EXHIBITIONISM..

I still don’t really know what Madison Beer does…but it doesn’t matter…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Black Shirt

Lily Rose Depp is mint..

She may be an entitled rich kid, but who isn’t really these days, everyone seems rich, except for me, and my illegitimate children playing with rocks in various single mother dominated housing projects, can’t actually be entitled, because they are half retards….

But Lily Rose Depp is just surrounded by being the coolest, hottest, richest young thing, with parents who are Johnny Depp..

It’s probably hard for her to not be a brat, but maybe it’s just all so normal to her, all she knows, and that she’s got nothing to prove to the world…but whatever it is, it’s fascinating…and I like it.

There are some rich kids, with rich parents who are just the fucking worst…and irritate you by just looking at them…then there’s Lily Rose Depp who just seems solid…

Maybe I’m writing my own storyline here..maybe I love Edward Scissorhands so much that I am a huge fan of his daughter…maybe…it’s the nipples cuz they hard and speaking to me in code of some sort…

I don’t have the answers.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples of the Day

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples Black Shirt

Jennifer Aniston has one thing to offer the world…hard nipples…

Besides Suzanne Somers in the 70s hit show Three’s Company, RIP JOHN RITTER, she’s been the most famous set of hard nipples on TV…at least that is what I assume…Friends was a huge, yet annoying as fuck sitcom, and her nipples were really the only reason to tune in…

It’s been nipples that have helped carry her career, that have helped her get to the level of rich as fuck she is, it may even be the nipples that led to her narcisssism that prevented her from having babies for her career, and maybe from having dudes stick it out with her, because there must be something wrong with her at her core….but that something is not her nipples…those nipples are solid…literally and figuratively…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl of the Day

They say that Big Girl’s don’t cry, especially when they’ve figured out a scam that involves them being big girls, so that they can eat their way through pretty much anything, and that alone gets them celebrated as some kind of talent that the world wants to support, that brands want to pay, when really she’s just exploiting the fat girl plight, strictly based on her finding an angle that worked for her to get to where she’s at….in terms of celebrity.

If she stayed a skinny girl trying to be a model, she’d be no where, she’s not hot, but chow down on 5000 calories a day of pure carbs and fatten the fuck up, like anyone who tried to get fat would….release a relevant video about being fat…and next thing you know…DOLLAR SIGNS CHA CHING CHA CHING cash register sounds….

I don’t buy her lies…

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW