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2018

04

Jun

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

Halsey Hard Nipples White Shirt

They say, once you go black their’s no going back, which I guess is something I’ve heard my entire life, whether from racists who are like “cuz no white guy will take you back”…and I have met many white men who were offended and wouldn’t fuck girls they knew who fucked black guys…which always blew my mind because I guess I’m not racist, or into the cuckold, or figure if I was a white girl, I’d probably bang black guys too…because white guys are fucking fat small dicked lamed as fuck people with no swag…that’s not to say I have a black guy fetish…it’s just to say white dudes are lame as fuck…

Point being…I guess it applies to coming out to the world as having a black dad, something that shouldn’t be an angle, but that she’s using as an angle, and has been trying to prove her blackness to social media ever since she announced it like it’s a thing….

So an uninteresting raver chick….is now a black cultural experience having some kind of revolution and the whole thing is pretty dumb…but when nipples are involved we must celebrate.

Halsey Hard Nipples White Shirt

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Emily Blunt Bikini of the Day

Emily Blunt Bikini

Emily Blunt looks like she’s been smoking too many blunts – and like she’s had a bad case of the munchies…for far too many nights…

I blame the legalization of recreational cannabis in California…

That’s all I’ve got, mainly because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is, maybe James Blunt’s wife…remember him? Is he still a thing…who cares…

Posted in:Emily Blunt|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless

Elsa Hosk is on Vacation, living her best life, showing off to the world what being a tall and skinny Swedish girl, who was once a professional basketball player, on some Steph Curry shit, before one of her coaches suggested, as he was “Larry Nassar-ing” her, as coaches do, I mean why else would a grown man want to be around young women doing athletics, tall young women, with their little shorts on, sweating and titties bouncing more than their offensive play, because as all the girls jog to keep up with the ball, their titties bounce along with them….

It’s obviously not from a passion for the sport, but rather a passion for the hot young chicks, who end up as Lingerie models, because they are used to being naked for you, as it is part of your secret drill for your star players.

The point is she’s old, almost over, was late to the game, but fantastic…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Bella Thorne Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne Nipples White Shirt

I am part of the problem. I was a fan of Bella Thorne when she first started popping up on social media. I thought to myself – look at this horse faced, man faced, redheaded slut from Disney, who was clearly part of some touring circus or vaudeville family, just a modern version, because teens don’t end up on TV from Florida without a whore mom whoring them…not to mention everyone from Florida, except maybe the Scientologists up in St Pete’s are pretty fucking whorish and down for whatever to get ahead….when I think of the two people I know from Florida, they are both in porn.

Point being…Bella Thorne has gone from cute, fitness, half naked girl with implants from Disney, to raver, weirdo, like Miley did before her, and sure the tits are still good, the stomach and body still young, but the rest of her is just boring, lame, annoying…and that makes me kinda hate her and see her for what she is..tranny -faced.

But she’s the biggest deal on Social Media….get sucked in…

Here she is looking like a tranny in a bikini

Bella Thorne Ass in Bikini

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

04

Jun

Nina Agdal Tits of the Day

Nina Agdal Big TIts Ugly Face

Nina Agdal is on the hustle, in denial that she’s old, washed up after never really making it, but making it more than she deserved to make it, thanks to Sports Illustrated loving her and her retard looking head…MARCH OF DIMES….AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…don’t Retard Head Shame…we are all god’s people…or some shit…

She’s old, she’s expired, she’s forgotten. She put a gamble on dating Leo that she thought would close out her life as a Sports Illustrated, who CLEARLY have no standards in their casting, model… You know do the IRINA, get knocked up by an A Lister, live a good life…

She’s now fucking Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, new tactic, play the Sports Illustrated model life a little longer so that dude feels like he’s banging a retard immigrant version of his mom…he can relate to swim models…he probably had to listen to his mom brag about it all his life…and now he gets it from this overrated pile of shit..

AN overrated pile of shit showing some bikini tits…cuz she’s a bikini model trying to stay relevant..until she gets someone dude dumb enough to marry her money grubbing entitled ego..

Manipulative.

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

Nina Agdal Topless COvering her NIpples

Go away Nina Agdal…

Clearly she’s a retard, I mean I can spot a retard head from far away, it’s not much of a skill, but rather an obvious observation, and it usually comes with drooling all over themselves or some other nonsense like chronic masturbation…but in this case it comes in not getting a hint.

She has an ego, she thinks she’s top tier, she’s dating Christie Brinkley’s son, some rich kid, who likes Leo’s sloppy seconds, or bitches clearly looking for rich guys to attach themselves to, because they are old, tired and were never hot, but were SI models like his mom..

She’s out there still promoting hereself despite being old…so the cycle continues thanks to social media that doesn’t allow these people to just fucking diappear..the biggest tragedy in technology really…

THere was a time people would just fucking disappear, instead they now just get more and more topless..even while at her fattest, no longer fit, as that happens to girls when they get old. It’s science.

Nina Agdal Topless COvering her NIpples

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

01

Jun

Tallia Storm See Through of the Day

Tallia Storm Ass See Through Green Bodysuit

Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical Publicity chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing – and probably saw all these vine stars make millions of dollars and all these youtubers get TV show deals and saw all these tweeters on tweeter twitter get book deals and figured “I can make my daughter my portfolio piece”…and put her together, get her the press, and some singing lessons and convince her to go to events for the paparazzi with her tits out…because people like young tits…

BUT as we’ve learned – they also like ass…so here is the ass, of the girl…who doesn’t want you to think she’s just tits, but instead diverse, interesting, new, fresh and exciting, even when it’s just the same old hustle.

Posted in:SFW|Tallia Storm

2018

01

Jun

Sohpie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd and Friend Tits Out in Bikini

Sohpie Mudd is the biggest deal on social media. She’s done gone viral and I am ready for her to take the reigns from all those aging big titty girls we are bored of seeing.

You know who they are, their egos are annoying, they think they are actresses now, or actually famous, they made too much money for their own good, while this one…this Sohpie Mudd…who I like to see more dirty…is moving in with new blood, new assets, new offerings that may be virtually the same, it’s switching things up and I am excited by that…but I also have a massive titty fetish..they are wonderful to stare at.

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

01

Jun

Nikki Bella and Other WWE Divas in Bikinis of the Day

Nikki Bella With Lana Saraya Jade Bevis Paige and Brie Bella in bikini

People fucking love the WWE….

I am sure there are a bunch of you out there who fucking love the WWE…

I remember the WWE kids from my college years, not that I went to college, but I’d hang out at colleges and blend in, just to stare at girls…and they were the weirdest mix of people…from Heavy Metal looking rockers, to Italian soccer lovers, all while I couldn’t grasp the appeal of the storylines, the man on man action, and this was before women were used as clickbait…

These are some of the women who are clickbait, because I guess the beauty of WWE is that it’s like TRUMP MAGA AMERICA…good old fucking 90s vibe and American values…I’ve been to at least one WWE event thanks to Heyman giving me tickets, and it was entertaining, despite being so fucking silly, but people are getting rich as fuck off this shit, from Hulk to the Rock…to CHYNA and her sex tape and it’s a cultural phenomenon…that’s trashy and good like a Cracker Barrel on Sunday Brunch after Church full America.

I don’t know who the big broad is but here is her pussy flash
Nikki Bella With Lana Saraya Jade Bevis Paige and Brie Bella in bikini

Posted in:Nikki Bella|SFW|WWE

2018

01

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Getting Wet in a Nude Bikini

When you’re a good Christian narcissist, you whore yourself on social media for followers, you hang out with the worst shitty humans imaginable for you to gain following, you basically become the opposite of everything you’d think you’d learn in the church, but you still claim to be a Christian…because it makes you feel like your decisions as a whore are more wholesome and good intentioned.

I don’t get when rich kids really just become basic instagram whores, instead of doing things of value. Do they think they are hot, or do they think they are worthless and thus need to be praised by all, is this the new rich kid cocaine addiction, it’s a model addiction. I don’t have the answers…just the bikini pics..

Hailey Baldwin Getting Wet in a Nude Bikini

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW