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2018

09

May

Ashley Madekwe Booty Shake of the Day

Ashley Madekwe Booty Shake in the Pool

Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh….

Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating.

I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.

Posted in:Ashley Madewke|SFW

2018

09

May

Sienna Miller Almost Nipple of the Day

Sienna Miller Almost NIp Slip in a Pink Silk Dress

When I look at girls like this, I remind myself that they are human and likely shit, and for some reason, I reason I call “never accepting the fact women shit”…no matter how immature it may be…it makes me disgusted by them…but the problem is that disgusted by chicks or not…I’d still fuck them so it’s this confused internal struggle I have…and believe I’ll get through…just not likely alive…

When I look at Sienna Miller I remember a British actress who got a lot of work a long time ago….and who I really liked, thought was hot and believe in her bush….

Those times are long gone..but she’s still trying to pull out nipple…and that’s alright…except for the whole NOT PULLING OUT NIPPLE…

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2018

09

May

Farrah Abraham Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Farrah Abraham Big Fake Wet Tits Hard Nipples in a White Bikini

My business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, but who made me a lot of money with her sex tape thanks to Gawker linking to the story. The one day I went Viral..which is also the name of my memoir….is being slutty on the beach in French Polynesia…a little Fiji water…probably because she wanted to hit up the source of Fiji water…it can’t be because her backwoods trash who gets pregnant at 15 wanted to have some kind of cultural experience…she’s as vapid and disgusting as they come…but she did master the sex worker hustle, by scamming MTV before taking porn dick tit she squirted…..the squirt is the reason Gawker linked me and got me paid because I guess Gawker readers are into buying squirt videos…far more than you lazy broke fucks…

I guess what I am saying is keep on Squirting Farrah and your silly body and even sillier face…it did good for us all..

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SECOND SEX TAPE TRAILER SINCE HER FIRST SEX TAPE TRAILER DOESN’T SEEM TO WORK ON THE SITE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2018

09

May

Chantel Jeffries Fake Tits of the Day

Chantel Jeffries Big Fake Tits in a Silver Dress

Chantel Jeffries is Fake Everything.

Even her celebrity or the reason people, not many people but people on instagram know her, mainly young kids thanks to some fake storyline, fake model career, real Bieber scandal, real sex with real rappers and athletes…fake DJ career..just cashing in from every angle while looking like a bootleg Kardashian or stripper….

Wore some dress that showed off her tits and here it is…

I can’t really bring myself to write anything more about this, since no one even reads what I write regardless….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2018

08

May

Chloe Sevigny Wins the MET of the Day

Chloe Sevigny Panties at the MET

Chloe Sevigny won the met ball, it’s like some fake art, instagram, edginess, you’d expect from Madonna in the mid-90s, to get controversy going…but people seem to still be into the sexualization of the church, whether through slutty nun costumes, or nun porn, or that girl I used to bang who would fuck her mom’s crucifix…it’s the easiest way to get noticed, be edgy, etc…..

I like this pic though….so it’s the winner of the MET….

That said, I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts who get AIDS the day they lose their virginity to set a tone for their lives….

She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, barely hot, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…

Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on..

And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick HERE

Meaning, I guess she’s not THAT bad…but I just can’t get into her…because I don’t find her hot, especially not now that she’s 50….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET GALA – BECAUSE ATTENTION SEEKING CELEBS COMING TOGEThER FOR SOME FASHION PARTY YOU AREN’T INVITED TO IS EXCITING TO YOU
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET GALA – BECAUSE ATTENTION SEEKING CELEBS COMING TOGEThER FOR SOME FASHION PARTY YOU AREN’T INVITED TO IS EXCITING TO YOU
CLICK HERE

(more…)

Posted in:Ariana Grande|Bella Hadid|Cara Delevingne|Cardi B|Gigi Hadid|Gisele Bundchen|Hailee Steinfeld|Hailey Baldwin|J.Lo|Kim Kardashian|Kylie Jenner|Lili Reinhart|Miley Cryus|Olivia Munn|Rihanna|Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

08

May

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass in a Nude Bikini

Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl…

More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks..

She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money…

This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…

Lindesey Vonn Bikini Beach Clean Up

Lindsey Von White Lace Shirt in BEd

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2018

08

May

Liz Hurley Tits Out of the Day

Liz Hurley Big TIts in a Gold Dress

Liz Hurley is out at some Random Event in Belgium, and by out, I mean her tits were out, since that’s pretty much her move and the only reason she’s has a second coming of celebrity…it’s just that easy, be a hot slut who beards a homosexual very famous actor of the time….only to leave him for a series of billionaires who actually fuck her…do some bikini modeling, some Austin Powers movie roles to get the tits on the silverscreen and really matter…then start a bikini line, raise a family, and realize when then kids grow up that you miss the slutty behavior and the hoards of men jerking off to her…so teach your 16 year old to take pics of you half naked…and put your tits on social media…and exist, defying age thanks to face injections, looking good cuz she’s not fat, and I support this new gen mom behavior…it’s embarrassing and hot and disgusting all at the same time…”MOM PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU’RE 60 and MY FRIENDS KEEP JERKING OFF TO YOU”….

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2018

08

May

Naya Rivera Nude Bikini of the Day

Naya Rivera Tits in a Nude Bikini

She got fired from that shit because TRANS “THAT DUDE LEA MICHELE” who still makes some noise on social media…didn’t like sharing the spotlight with the hotter ethnic girl with the real vagina…

All this happened years ago, and Naya was forgotten…but for some reason I follow her on social media and saw this bikini pic I wanted to post to say “Yo Naya – I SEE YOU”…

I know she’s some hood, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter….who has had a series of weird breakdowns and scandals back home where she beat her boyfriend up and got booked for it…which makes her tits all the more exciting..

Posted in:Naya Rivera|SFW

2018

08

May

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra Titties of the Day

Dakota Fanning Tits in a Sports Bra and Leggings

Dakota Fanning is out in some fitness gear, showing off them titties in a sports bra, a look that I hope isn’t porn to you, because if you leave your house you can see it every fucking where and if it was a fetish of yours, you’d likely end up in prison with all your public masturbation…

I don’t know how I feel about Dakota Fanning, I do remember her as a kid, when she was being prostituted by her parents and the executives because they are above the law…

It’s not some conspiracy or lie that Corey Haim / Feldman has put together for the world to see, Hollywood pervert pedophiles exist and they aren’t all named Weinstein…and parents want money and fame and are desperate and turn a blind eye to things…just ask the parents of the Olympic Gymnast team…

So with their growing up exploited, an object or tool, comes filling that void, sometimes with semen, or drugs, or whatever….

I remember being creeped out at how “adult” she was in interviews like some kind of robot, that the media would present as her being “a mini adult”..and it disturbed me….knowing “this ain’t right”….

But her fitness erotica is all right…

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW