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2018

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Leggings of the Day

I have seen these Alessandra Ambrosio over the last few days, but I was too lazy to bother posting them, since no one interacts with me on this site, sometimes it feels like I am doing it for no reason, and being someone who hates all people, it seems pretty ridiculous that I post content for people to read, in some personal diary about my life that isn’t all that interesting because I live in fucking Groundhog Day, a movie I didn’t even like….but here I am sharing shit that doesn’t matter…even though I hate sharing….

I love how tight these leggings are.. I love tight leggings that hug pussy and ass…I love pussy definition on moms, on college girls, on fat chicks…it’s always amazing….

I love grey leggings, because you can see the wet spots…that come from pants so tight you’ve got them in your twat….rubbing that clit…

The whole thing is a fucking win.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

04

May

Ariel Winter’s Thick Thighs in Shorts of the Day

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I spent the night with Drag Queens…they were pretty fucking massive Drag Queens…Thick Legged Drag Queens…in Skirts Drag but they had more sex appeal, despite being 100 fucking years old and 300 pounds than this Ariel Winter piglet….

That’s about all I have to say about this big girl, who may not cry because she’s won at life thanks to being exploited by her parents, but who probably cries since these are all entitled twats with too many people dick riding them all fucking day – everyday – forever and always.

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HERE SHE IS LOOKING LIKE A DRAG QUEEN:

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

04

May

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tits with Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is some pervert lesbian weirdo who is playing the lesbian role as hard as she can, despite being some identity crisis who clearly doesn’t even know herself, she’s an “actor” and has no soul….

But seeing her being an old cougar, pounces on a young Lily Rose Depp, in some Bill Cosby or Weinstein situation, while her model wife is out there fucking whoever she can to leverage her bullshit career to the next level…

Is pretty funny….but not really…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz you’re perverts who will jack off to anything.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

04

May

Britney Spears Looks Amazing of the Day

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Britney Spears’ captors / parents / owners have let a personal trainer into her cage, who she pounced on, started having sex with because a woman has needs, and in the process has got in amazing fucking shape…and together they produce weird fitness videos because social media is their art form, or because her parents want people to think she’s doing well, and in love, despite being on a regimented diet and fitness program and girl looks fucking amazing…

I’ve always liked Britney Spears…but I really like Britney now…because a thin and fit girl in this fat era is almost a mythical mystical creature….even though Britney Spears is real fucking real…despite all the meds sedating her…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

03

May

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples of the Day

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Are these Julianne Hough nipples new? Are they Old? Have we seen these pics before? I don’t know..

But I do know that Julianne Hough nipples are mormon, or once mormon, making her a really fucking pervert in the bedroom, you know trying to defy all that oppression, something she learned from her gay lover brother…before moving onto gay lover Seacrest…who I know is a dirtbag into the ass fucking that an incest family would encourage as to not have any flipper babies really…

I don’t think this pic of her dancing with her titties out is that great, exciting, it’s no Jessica Simpson Exploding Tit, which pretty much made my week…but we can’t all be Jessica Simpson exploding pics…there’s a scale to this shit…a spectrum….like Autism…the titty version.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

03

May

That Dude Lea Michele’s Tits of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele is engaged and now has all the confidence in the world to show the world her tits like she’s an actual woman – thanks to the power of a proposal when you never thought anyone would love you because you knew you were born with a penis in an era before being able to get away with being a whole tranny, back when bathrooms at target weren’t co-ed….something I know the Christians are protesting pretty fucking hard….I mean it’s about keeping good American Family Values and our women and children safe from a dress wearing pervert with a boner….

What I am saying is that despite being able to use a urinal, this thing has found love, and love is such a beautiful thing when you’re a vapid celebrity with a manly face…you know something you’d think she’d only ever find from someone trying to K-Fed her cuz she’s famous….

Here she is with the Crypt Keeper – Bethany Frankle

Posted in:Bethany Frankel|Lea Michele|SFW

2018

03

May

Leli Hernandez Got Them Titties on of the Day

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LELI HERNANDEZ another “actress” we don’t know…but who makes it out of her house and to places where there are cameras with her tits out…so that she gets noticed, signed, found, celebrated, media coverage…because the foundation of any good marketing yourself is how far you’re willing to whore yourself…

Good job Leli Hernandez….it’s a start…I believe in you.

Posted in:Leli Hernandez|SFW

2018

03

May

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

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Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know…

That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream…

This is her VOGUE shoot.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2018

03

May

Olivia Culpo Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is in Palm Springs with some other Instagram slut named Cara Santana, who is one of those low level LA girl who is out in LA to get famous and rich on her own, but is really just destined to end up a sugar baby to some famous or rich person, because they like the lifestyle and sugar babying doesn’t feel like sugar babying when you feel like you deserve the lifestyle or that you are someone famous in your own right thanks to instagram…like you’re Tila Tequila and this is Myspace, only at least Tila Tequila had her own damn TV show, while these girls just fuck actors and athletes and producers and post selfies and pretend to be “fashion bloggers” to scam campaigns out of brands who don’t know no better…

Well, she’s in a bikini, showing off her ass that was recently dumped by a football player cuz he could smell her mooching…and it’s not that great but it happened…

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

03

May

Kate Beckinsale Weird Tongue Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a fetish.

Not my fetish…but a fetish to so many people…and by people I mean virgin loser weirdos…

It’s pretty much all hype from being in one vampire movie that I guess real socially awkward comicon type people were into….since the one person I’ve known in my life to love this girl and think she’s the hottest thing ever was a 40 year old weirdo who collected DVDs, one to watch, one to keep on the shelf, and Underwood along with Dawson’s Creek was his fucking favorite…it was weird but he went on to make millions off a blog…because he was actually passionate about celebs….

Point of the story is, Beckinsale’s still hot, despite being old, and this is her tongue…for you to imagine in your booty hole..

These are her skinny legs…