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2019

11

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Pantsless in Bed of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is one of the least interesting celebrities, often times about 20 lbs too heavy for my liking, but now out here showing her legs that I know at least one of you will like, because she has a consistent fan base of perverts who jerk off to shit like that, but I prefer my jerking off to be set to things that are more inspiring, exciting, disturbing, disgusting, confusing, interesting, you know anything that has a little more to than just legs in it…but some people are a bit more eager, a bit less desensitized, grew up having to jerk off under pressure, so they are trained to basically premature ejaculate and that’s when there’s no woman involved, because there is never a woman involved…you nerd fucks are creepy. This is for ya’ll.

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2019

11

Dec

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

Dakota Johnson, the third generation Hollywood Starlet who only gets work because she is the third generation Hollywood starlet, cuz nothing about her is hot or compelling, except maybe that she survived Mel Griffith’s coke filled womb….is in leggings…and it is boring….but then again….I saw the clips of her over hyped 50 shades of grey sex scenes….sex scenes that revolutionized sex for old ladies who read the shitty fan fiction book and made the writer fucking rich cuz you’re all idiots….that were totally unmemorable..

So Dakota, if that’s even her real name, was capable of making the most “racy” sex scenes in the book, into the most boring sex scenes none of us even remember…in the movies…and there’s likely a name for that…one I call “she fucking sucks and not in a good way”….

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2019

11

Dec

Taylor Marie Hill Slutty of the Day

In the world of instagram models pretending to be real models, the occassional model comes out here and pretends she’s an instagram model, you know for jokes…and because they are finally getting the money they deserve from the brands who strayed from them the last 5 years, and threw the budgets to the low levels, because more and more of these girls are rising to the top of influencers and robbing the influencer of their little business they carved out for themselves on instagram, as they fucking should….

As a bottom feeder, I should be more sympathetic to the Do It Yourself girl who gets 1,000,000 followers and in turn monetizes that with her membership site or premium snapchat, but for some reason, I’ve been conditioned to like girls that make it from traditional channels, like agencies and with brand deals and marketing…I just find it more interesting…even if it’s far less work, far less creative, far less hustle….and even if I was all about these girls taking the shine from the celebrities and top paid models for the last 5 years…because it was funny to see…you know a solid re-adjustment…but I am so exhausted by the thousands upon thousands of sluts with over 100k followers doing various tactics to be brand friendly…showcasing a curated life they set out for in stylized pics…all because they knew they could get paid or at least get free shit…it’s boring….and a certain ego comes with having built up your little fashion blogger empire…where Taylor Hill’s just like “dude VS Cast me when I was 18, after a weekend with Epstein and I’m set for life”….it’s just more premium and less desperate…

So I am all for the celebrity making their way back into your hearts on social media to ideall wipe out all the fat girls talking about how hot they are…even if in this Taylor Hill case…she looks kinda fat for a model…too fat for my liking I tells ya.

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2019

11

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Bodysuit of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Bodysuit

Lily Rose Depp out here showing ya’ll how easy it is to get people interested in you, maybe even throw money and campaigns at you, as long as you’re Johnny Depp’s daughter…you know a little Depp.

Not to say no one would care about her if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but she’d have to be a real asshole narcissist cunt to get that audience, maybe doing lifestyle content…or travel content…or artistic spread asshole content….she probably wouldn’t be a YOGA girl who does yoga around the world…but I bet all her pics would look the same embarassing way all these micro-influencer pics look…you know just staged having a good old time being an asshole..

What I am saying is that it is good to be a celebrity kid…and Lily Depp is good to look at while she is being a celebrity kid…because she’s not an asshole influencer, she was born influencing…

SHE WAS ALSO AT AN EVENT WITH HARD NIPS…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

11

Dec

January Jones Tits of the Day

January Jones Tits

January Jones is out here showing ya’ll how to become a single mom and that’s all I have to say about that!

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2019

11

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbianism of the Day

Madison Beer Slutty Lesbian Kiss

Madison Beer looking for likes by kissing some girl for the gram…

This is always the lamest kind of thing a girl can do with herself or her friend for attention….but dudes are basic and have threesome fantasies…and this for some reason triggers that bro instinct of “DUDE THOSE TWO CHICKS ARE TONGUE ON TONGUE”…which I’d assume would lose its appeal with all the internet porn out there…but nope…perversion remains…

Madison Beer Slutty Tits

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2019

11

Dec

Teri Hatcher Bikini of the Day

Teri Hatcher Bikini

Teri Hatcher is 75 years old, but I guess still worthy of dick…because half of her fans are from Superman (RIP DEAN CAINE) and not that Desperate Housewives shit that secured Eva Longroia’s career.

I guess she’s proud of her workout progress, and she wants to give her fans some sloppy old lady in a bikini titty and booty smut because menopause has given her all the testosterone she needs to gain muscle…

For whatever kind of reveal this is….I assume you’re not complaining because you’re old too, your network of women is old, and you grew up thinking Teri Hatcher was hot….and even at 75 can clearly still take a dick or two….you know get that load all crusted in her wrinkles to give her a smoother look…the natural non surgical BOTOX…..she needs more of cuz that face is SCARY.

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2019

11

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Dyke of the Day

Kristen Stewart is the worst.

There is nothing hot about her, so I guess it’s good that she’s a lesbian, since there’s nothing hot about lesbians, unless you like the challenge of trying to fuck a lesbian, knowing how much they’ve trained themselves to hate dick, because you know how lesbianism is a myth…sure they eat pussy and play house with other girls…but at their core they crave male sperm in their uterus to make babies..they are coded that way and if you’re really that anti men, you’re not out there using the most MALE substance around – SPERM – recreationally to get pregnant…and trust me…lesbians are out there buying sperm of craigslist for that reason…which sounds more like a weird non-lesbian fetish than anything…I mean if I met a girl who would get sperm off online classified…I’d find them sick fucks…which is part of why I think lesbians are sick fucks…

As for Kristen Stewart, she was uneventful when she was a hetero overhyped inbred looking bitch in Twilight…and despite trying to feminize herself, or be fashion, thanks to her lesbian girlfriend and model Stella Maxwell…she’s still garbage…garbage with her lesbian titty out trying to be interesting when really it’s all so manufactured…like a fucking movie set that is her life…this is just one of her least compelling roles.

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2019

11

Dec

Kaitlynn Carter Butthole on the Beach of the Day

Kaitlynn Carter Butthole Beach

Kaitlynn Carter was “married” to Bruce Jenner’s kid Brody….and inspired Bruce to change his name to Cailtin, cuz her pussy so right…I guess…even though they were never married….it was all for show, she liked the press and credibility, and he was allowed to fuck other girls, so whatever.

Together, they ended up on The Hills. A big deal for some instagram model trash….then around the time of renegotiating her MTV contract to get a bigger payout, decided to stage the divorce even though they weren’t married, then stage that she was “fucking” Miley Cyrus, now she is in Miami with a Canadian girl Racquel Natasha – a girl who dated AVICII and potentially made him kill himself – RUMOR MILL!!…

The whole Instagram ecosystem…crazy…..but all these people are just sucking dick for money….they are whores and whores unite….and people like to watch whores..

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Posted in:Kaitlynn Carter|SFW

2019

11

Dec

Charlize Theron Got Them Tits On of the Day

Charlize Theron Tits

Remember when Charlize Theron killed her own DAD…nothing like the Christmas Season to bring out the dysfunctional family stories out of the repressed depths of her soul….like so many of us can relate to. It’s like we tried to forget this the last 20 years, but thanks to the internet and the #metoo movement I remember when my parents left me with a babysitter who would shower me at 10 years old for too long….using her mouth as a sponge…2019 has been the year of reading everyone’s “I was molested story” and I hope it fucking ends…this VICTIM culture is annoying because calling yourself a victim is a little over the top and dramatic.

That said, Charlize Theron’s storyline from RURAL South Africa, where they had SLAVES because it was legal…involves an abusive drunk dad who was killed by her “mom”….before Charlize ran off to Europe and America to be a model…only to end up in Playboy and desperate for work…sucking dick for rent money like so many girls before her…never going back to South Africa until she was famous enough to adopt a couple black slaves of her own that she presents to the world as her “children” but we know how South Africans work….it’s NO SECRET CHARLIZE…

Anyway, she’s old now, and this is her old…

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