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2017

15

May

Shakira New Single of the Day

Shakira released a new sex tape, which is in the form of a music video for the international / Spanish market that created her…and allowed her to have American success with her breasts that are small and humble that she didn’t want you to confuse for mountains….

It’s not an actual Sex Tape but rather a Music video, but her fans are so passionate about her and find her so hot that I think more people will jerk off to this than most porns…she’s just that kind of girl….

Sure she’s a mom, and this isn’t erotic, but she’s one of those loved and celebrated…she let her be loved and celebrated….by trying to jerk off to this…that’s how you are supposed to show all girls they are love and celebrated…but it may get you arrested if you do it when they don’t know who you are and they are sitting on a park bench across from you though

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2017

23

Jan

Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

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I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her….

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2016

06

Jun

Shakira in a Bikini of the Day

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Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements…

What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in.

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2016

26

Feb

Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

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This is what Shakira’s ass has become…

This is what Shakira’s ass was….

Or This one…

I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries…

I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad…

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2015

12

Oct

Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Question of the day….

Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains?

Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete…

And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her..

So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right.

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