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Some Pam Anderson Hepatitis Back in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I am tired of Pamela Anderson, but probably not as tired as Pamela Anderson is of being Pamela Anderson. I don’t know if that makes sense, but it’s probably a lot of pressure trying to be sexy, when knowing you’re nothing but an old hag, but you do it because you think it’s expected out of you, cuz that’s the person you created. You know wearing sheer dresses as your plastic surgery you got when plastic surgery was in its infancy melts off your face, and your liver struggles to filter your blood because you let dirty rockstar dick inside you and now it’s gonna lead to your premature death, if your heart doesn’t give out from all cocaine you are on because it is the only thing that makes you feel good about yourself, cuz you know you’re done, and Dancing with the Stars is your last Waltz under the spotlight before you are forgotten, at least that’s what you look like….maybe it’s time for another sex tape…one we watch to laugh at instead of watch to jerk off to like we did back in the 90s….maybe that’ll only come when other shitty reality shows for failed stars reject her…Only time will tell…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lady Gaga is Disgusting in Some Sheer Dress of the Day

I still haven’t accepted the fact that Lady Gaga is famous. I still don’t believe it. I just can’t imagine there every being a time in history where something so ugly could garner so much attention and not be shot or tortured or her head cut off for stepping the fuck out of line, she is just too fucking ridiculous, she is a bad influence on teenage girls everywhere, she’s going to turn the whole world into a bunch of vapid, superficial little homos all while being ugly as fuck.

Sure ugly chicks have a history of being fag hags, because straight guys want nothing to do with them and ugly chicks tend to be a lot more sassy than hot chicks cuz they are ugly and bitter and try harder to have attitude but no matter what they do, or how many gay dudes listen to their problems, will always remain outcasts of society, especially when the gays they hang with move onto new, more fat ugly chicks, leavin alone and babyless and worse than where they started because they had that little glimpse of a fun, good life where they had purpose when all their life they were a nobody no one noticed and all of a sudden they were sipping martinis in the VIP room in outrageous clothes…a fate I can only hope happens to this pig of a fucking woman or man or whatever the fuck she claims to be…..

Pics via Bauer

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Ashley Scott and Her Sheer Dress of the Day

In celebration of the Superbowl, here’s some football lookin’ motherfucker named Ashley Scott on her way out of a club the other day half naked. Maybe it’s to draw a little attention her herself because I’ve never heard of her, or maybe it’s because she has trouble seducing men, because instilling fear of tearing them apart limb by limb is a shitty seduction strategy, but I doubt that’s the issue, since guys have proven time and time again that they will fuck anything that has a pussy. Especially when her shoulders are pretty fucking broad, that any dude would be scared she’d hunt them down and break their face if they didn’t go home with her. Not that I am ever scared of girls no matter how much stronger, or tougher, or lesbionic and angry they are, because of that whole men are naturally stronger fact. Call me a sexist, but I can’t remember the last time a girl got me to the ground in a fight where I didn’t let her, you know to take advantage of the opportunity and let her think she’s winning, just so I get to feel her breast pushed up against me, and let my hands pretending to fight back, while exploring her inner thigh and every curve, until she realizes what I am doing by my boner pressed against her leg and gets the fuck off me, leaving me no choice but to knock the bitch out to teach her a lesson about cock teasing. To datethere’s no girl who hasn’t gone down to one of my punches and I’m a fucking pussy, so that’s just proof that girls are even bigger pussies….

Either way, I like my pussy in all sizes and shapes, so despite being thick and tough as fuckin’ nails, I still don’t mind seeing her walk around in public in her lingerie, but then again, I don’t mind watching anyone walk around in lingerie, even the senile homeless man who decided he looks pretty in that pink number he stole from the Salvation Army….

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