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2021

05

Oct

Shelley Hennig Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Shelley Hennig is some 34 year old actress who I’m sure I’ve written about on this very site before, but since I’m not a celebrity expert, I just abuse myself with this bullshit because I am a self hating self sabotaging lazy fuck who is my own worst enemy and I only feel alive with consistent failure and looking at bullshit celebs being hot to try to be relevant…is self abusive…

Anyway, Miss Teen USA, Days of Our Lives cast member, MTV’s Teen Wolf and some other shit is her hustle…

More interesting…her bio reads “Made in Louisiana shipped to New York bought by California”

BOUGHT BY CALIFORNIA…

BOUGHT BY CALIFORNIA….

Of note…BOUGHT BY CALIFORNIA…

Which is why she’s posting self produced sleaze that’s not too sleazy…you know to get the likes, follows, attention and to teach young girls the monetization through sexualizing yourself hustle, they’ll pretend is feminism….SLAVE!



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2019

17

Oct

Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day

Shelley Hennig Naked Bride

Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks.

She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry.

HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married….

Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone.

It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete…

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2018

01

Aug

Shelley Hennig Nose Job of the DAy

The best caption of this pics comes from MadamMeow in the FORUM which was the simple yet effective “She Spelled TIT Wrong”…..

Shelley Hennig is some 30 year old from Days of Our Life, Teen Wolf, other bullshit..and she’s got some tits.

She’s from New Orleans, which by default makes me like her better than I like most aspiring and even working…and even celebrity level actresses…because New Orleans is hands down the best city in America…you hear that other cities…New Orleans wins…it’s got soul, an enegery, ghosts, BOOZE everywhere CHEAP Booze everywhere, and good food…it’s a great place to go and die really…

I love the southern Hospitality, and the Southern Big Titties….

I am a fan…

I find it interesting, not that interesting, that she’s got millions of fans on social media and that I’ve never heard of her, because I am dialed in bro.

But I find her cleavage more interesting….because I am stil the kind of guy who can appreciate cleavage….in this desexualiztion of titty world.

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2016

01

Dec

Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day

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Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”…..

So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES..

Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose…

Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters..

I like her…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on

Another…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on

She’s funny…

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