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2012

12

Dec

Sheryl Crow’s Cancer Surviving Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sheryl Crow is a breast cancer surviving 50 year old rockstar who used to push performance enhancing drugs on Lance Armstrong because she made him feel inadequate as a one testicled biker, forcing him to over compensate and break records on a bike, you know to feel like a man…

I guess the good news about her breast cancer, is that she’s still got an ass worth eating, and she’s broadcasting it on the internet, letting all the other 50 years old women see what not having kids does to a woman….and that is nothing but good things….

I figure ego to procreate isn’t worth the sacrifice that is your body….

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been into Sheryl Crow…but looking at her makes me into what she represents…and that is an old ass in a bikini….

Here is the video…


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2012

24

Feb

Sheryl Crow Bikini Pics of the Day

I hate that I just posted a clip of a girl running her mouth off for E!News to lead into the Sheryl Crow bikini pics, because the paparazzi company who owns the rights to the pics, wants to sue me and I had no fucking options people, I am doing my best to archive every single bikini that happens, even on ripped stomached, manly menopausal 50 year olds who I didn’t find hot when she was at her peak in the 90s…and who I sure as hell don’t find hot now…..what it comes down to is only 50 year old women care about seeing 50 year old women in bikinis….

While the real joke in all this is the fucking spic Liz Hernandez showing off some cleavage in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress, reading her script like a 5 year old, making outrageous assumptions claims, with useless banter that just doesn’t fucking matter or even hold any purpose other than being noise while pretending to be reporting news….

Saying things like “chasing after her kids surely keeps her fab physique in check” coupled with all the puns, cliches, nonsense they report to the trailer park moms just made my fucking brain explode….this people at E! are the devil…and Liz Hernandez bitch needs to be raped on her way out of the studio to teach her a fucking less…


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