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Archive for the Slut Category

2010

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Concert is Kiddie Porn of the Day

Here is the flaw in the Sex Offender laws..you see, in American, we aren’t allowed to fuck anyone under 18, but people under 18 like to get fucked….and you end up getting bitches like Miley pretty much fucking on stage…or at least wanting guys to think she is fucking on stage…in a way that you’d expect her to throw herself at you if you were an exec at Disney or someone who isn’t as much of a loser as you actually are…and if you were to give in and fuck her…you get arrested…so the laws should be re-worked so that 17 year olds who try to give anyone over 18 a hard-on get in trouble for taunting, teasing and tormenting us…cuz if you hang a piece of meet in front of a dog’s face long enough, you’re gonna get bit…kinda thing…

Either way, here she is in concert, slutting out….and I’m not complaining…I just hope these pictures don’t get you arrested when you take your computer in to get fixed.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2010

23

Apr

Zahia Dehar is Some Teenage Slut in Some Soccer Scandal of the Day

I don’t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so here’s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16…in perfect time for World Cup…

The funniest thing in all this is that prostitution is legal in France, it’s just illegal when the person is supposed to be at home playing with barbies or doing whatever else 16 year old girls do….and as much as I make jokes about 14 being legal here and fucking teenage girls as long as they are mature for their age…I’m not an idiot who actually does the shit…and really the 16 year olds who are putting out with anyone who isn’t their high school boyfriend…are usually dirtbag whores who you don’t want to have sex with anyway…and if you’re running after virgin pussy to live out some fantasy…you’re better off going for fat 30 year old bitches with cats…cuz teens aren’t virgins anymore…but losers will always be….

That said….here is the teen whore who’s pussy ruined these guys…one of them who was working out details of a 75,000,000 dollar contract before this whole going to jail shit came up. Idiots….

You need to remember pussy is the devil and pussy will ruin you…so never let pussy get the best of you…even if it offers you the opportunity to live out your fantasy…cuz after the 5 minutes you last are up…the whole thing seems a lot less exciting…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Slut|Soccer|Teen Prostitute|Zahia Dehar

2010

15

Mar

Dannii Minogue is a Furry Pregnant Slut of the Day

I’m not sure if Dannii Minogue is famous for anything more than being Kylie Minogue’s sister, but figure she must have done something in her life for people to bother with her, at least something more substantial than getting knocked up and wearing little tight furry outfits that make her look like some kind of muppet I want to fuck that’s already been fucked because it means I can’t get her knocked up and usually that she doesn’t have AIDS because I hear most doctors encourage abortions when you’ve got AIDS, so condoms become a thing of the past, which based on everyone I know, they pretty much already are….seriously, I don’t think I’ve met a girl who uses condoms in the last 5 years….dirty….but I guess not as dirty as the things I would do to this bitch dressed like a monster with a monster polluting her womb….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dannii Minogue|Pregnant|Slut

2010

16

Feb

Nina Dubrev is a Nice Little Slut of the Day

Here is some Bulgarian Canadian immigrant because Canada has very weak immigration laws and they let everyone, including me in.

She the American dream ny getting a job on Degrassi instead of training bears to juggle while balancing on a bals like all her ancestors before her did.

Now, she is on The Vampire Diaries, a show I will never watch, but that has strategically milked the Vampire revivial and I assume virgin losers everywhere are making her their new Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy girlfriend like they were 15 year old girls.

She is 20 and originally from a communist country, and like all girls from communist countries, she has big genitals, they just do it bigger behind the iron curtain thanks to genetic altering rationed bread to make them strong like bull, and big genitals are a fetish of mine. If the pussy doesn’t hang halfway down the thigh, I’m not satisfied.

I have no idea what I am talking about, but I do know she wouldn’t made a good mail-order bride, too bad she escaped and is now richer than all of us….cunt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Black Dress|Nina Dubrev|Slut

2010

19

Jan

High School Slut of the Day

Here’s a dirty fucking video about a high school girl on video trying to seduce a high school boy by telling him she doesn’t want to be respected, that she likes a big dick, then she goes off on her popsicle sucking the shit, in a way that didn’t happen to me when I was a kid and that doesn’t happen to me now, even whores play harder to get, proving that we were raised in the wrong generation and reminding us that the trashy TV and internet sites are starting to do their part in making the world a much better place. Weird video but just a glimpse into what you are missing out on….


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Posted in:High School|Slut

2009

29

Dec

Jimmy Choo President Shows Us How To Make It of the Day

In the Tamara Mellon School of Entrepreneurship, the president and founder of Jimmy Choo, the really successful shoe company, shows us lesson one, let old fat men man-handle you because they are rich and can invest in your ideas, or introduce you to people who can help you reach the fucking top or because you married them to accomplish your dreams because there is no way that this bitch would let anyone touch her unless they were rich enough to make a difference in her enterprising life. Some call it gold digging, I just call it usin’ what you got and making the most of it, because if I had a vagina and not a penis shaped like a vagina, I totally would have fucked my way to the fucking top….

On a sidenote, at what level of male obesity does a motherfucker’s tits become too big to be considered decent, because this dude’s a fuckin’ C-cup and it’d be nice if girls with C-cups were allowed the same fuckin’ freedom as him, and it be equally amazing if motherfucker was forced to wear a bikini top…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold Digger|Jimmy Choo|Slut

2009

28

Dec

Uma Thurman’s Ex-Fiance’s Got New “Pussy” of the Day

Here’s a fucking useless piece of information….this is Uma Thurman’s ex-fiance on the beach with his new girlfriend….she’s in her bikini and looks pretty fucking masculine…I guess this guy is into chicks who looks like they should have dicks….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Arpad Busson|Bikini|Ex-Fiance|Slut|Uma Thurman

2009

01

Dec

Mila Kunis Slutting It Out for Blackbook of the Day

I love Mila Kunis. I used to think about jerking off to her on That 70s Show and I really started thinking about jerking off to her in Forgetting Sarah Silverman, where she played the hot hotel desk clerk who fucks the guests. The only reason I didn’t like her is because her boyfriend of many years is Macauley Culkin, who I just watched in Home Alone, back before he looked like he was dying of aids, back when he was taking Michael Jackson in his ass, but I guess I shouldn’t let that phase me, because seeing her in Blackbook photoshoot reminds me that I like her by making me think about jerking off to these pics….I’m just to lazy and inadequate….but maybe you’ve got more spirit in you than I do…Go Team…

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Photoshoot|Slut

2009

30

Nov

Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day

It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted. She’s wild at 60 and was very wild when sleeping her way into money, all while Ivanka who was born into money is some boring, conservative, turtle-neck wearing, uptight cunt who pisses me off every time I see her in interview with her titties all strapped the fuck down like some kind of lesbian trying to make it in a man’s world. It is even worse when I know her mother is out flashing her pussy like it’s some kind of puppet and the paparazzi are a group of kids at a fuckin birthday party even now…making me only assume she was totally fucking wild when she was Ivanka’s age. I guess this is just another example of how money ruins people.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ivana Trump|Slut

2009

11

Nov

Amber Heard’s Slut Legs of the Day

I am tired of googling this bitch to figure out who she is. I’ve written about her before and I just keep forgetting who she is a solid 3 minutes after shit goes up only to come across average looking pictures of her again that I decide to post, only because I think she’s new to the game and remember that I’ve written about her before. It’s a constant struggle for me to keep up with all these nobodies, and I guess it’s a constant struggle for this bitch to stand out from the rest of the filler cunt in hollywood, and really all she has to do is release a masturbation video, cuz I’ll remember that shit forever, it’s like knowing a bitch’s vagina allows me to catalog her for future reference, but until then, she’s nothing but a face in the crowd….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Heard|Legs|Slut

2009

09

Nov

Mickey Rourke is Still Fucking Hot Skinny Big Footed Pussy of the Day

The funny picture about Mickey Rourke in these pictures is that he wants to look like he’s all rock and roll, you know with his whole weathered drug addict who was in a meth lab fire face, giving the finger to the paparazzi, while knowing that the paparazzi are his friends and the only reason this hot pussy with big feet is walking in public with him, if there was no celebrity and there was no fame, and he wasn’t in the movies and wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, he’d just be some weird lookin’ dude on the street that a bitch like this would probably not bother throwing money at, because she’d be too scared he’d back alley rape her, so it is safe to say she’s with him because we all have dreams and sometimes letting Mickey Rourke inside of you is a means to an end or some shit….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke|Skinny|Slut

2009

09

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Slut

2009

06

Nov

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ‘em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut

2009

02

Nov

Mariah Carey in Some Slutty Angel Costume of the Day

I don’t know what anti-depressants they prescribed Mariah Carey back when she had her burn out, panic disorder, agoraphobia, depression bullshit that went down a few years ago, before marrying Nick Cannon and relaunching her career, but I do know that they better not be handing them out to everyday girls, because the day I see a chubby chick in panties and a corest, busting out from every direction because she’s fat, I get worried, because she should realize that she has no business in this shit, she should realize no one wants to see the shit, but the chemicals in her brain make it all okay in her mind, but so wrong in mine, and now I’m gonna be forced to have nightmares of half naked fat chicks because I guess they’ve invented confidence in a pill form, when really they should have prescribed an eating disorder.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:ANgel|Mariah Carey|Slut

2009

29

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Too Old For Her Short Whore Outfit of the Day

I am not sure if constipation is something older women have to deal with when they are going thru menopause, because the whole menopause thing, or what I like to call a woman’s transformation from woman to man, is not something I really like, except when having sex with older women who would otherwise be the needy bitch you fear flips the used condom inside out to get pregnant with your baby, because they can’t get pregnant anymore.

And I am not sure if this stomach issue has something to do with her hepatitis or her uterus on some kind of revolt from all the dirty cock it’s had to taste.

I am sure that Pam Anderson is too old to be dressin’ sexy. It’s really at the point of sad and desperate and sure sad and desperate women are the key to a lot of our sex lives, it’s kinda depressing to see, provided you aren’t already at rock bottom.

It is time for her to hang up her weathered labia and trashy lingerie credit card to focus on her kids and normal shit 45 year old women deal with…

And now for a costume change…here are some more pics of Pam Anderson showing off her Gunt, also known as her FUPA, also known as her Menopausal Panty Pillow, also known as her muff gut, also knows as her too old to be eating out…..and too old to be wearing tight clothes!

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Fame

Posted in:Latex|Pamela Anderson|Short Dress|Slut