Sofia Vergara is everyone’s favorite South American VIXEN who entered our life, like some many great things, via Florida.

I always wonder if her accent is truly her accent, or if she just plays it up hard. She has been living and working in the USA for somewhere around 30 years, because she came over at 19 from my memory, which is a pretty shit memory, but yeah….the human trafficked big titty whore who ended up in Miami and probably fucked all the right people along the way, while trying to get where she needed to go to impress the people at DISNEY / ABC…..to cast her as the hispanic wife…..in a little race baiting look how inclusive we are but you won’t care because her tits are stupid.

Anyway, she’s 50 and posted some birthday celebration, where she basically erased her face like a normie 50 year old on FB who doesn’t grasp photoshop or have budget to hire a post-production guy….

It’s like seeing a CGI or AR or VR or SEX doll which I guess this whore is…..50 years of HARD fucking that PAID off, I mean just look at her purse cake filled with money…..TRASHY gutter sex worker gone RICH…..or Cocaine Cartel’s family member with dirt on people getting bribed….both work, because we just care about th tits…

You gotta give her credit though, she pulled it off before turning 50…which is a fucking win….some hot big tits from other countries never make it no matter how hard they try…..and are forced to suicide by 30 when they assume it’s all over for them….perseverance with big tits pays and let SOFIA VERGARA be your inspiration.

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Sofia Vergara’s got big tits, who fucking cares, I mean other that her, since they basically gave her a huge fucking career later in life, there was a 15 year period where she was just a single mom in Miami trying to get by as a low level host or correspondent, but someone was mesmorized with the tits enough to make all her dreams come true, a little sell your soul to the industry, and all your self involved vapid rich person dreams come true..

She must be near 50 now, still has the tits, knows that’s what people want to see, show she’s showing them…nothing like a bitch who gives the people what they want…other than the fact that she’s not even showing tits, she’s fat girl-ing it by just showing cleavage to lure us in with her mystical and magical spell, making us WANT to know what the tit looks like…how does it hang, does he match his neighbor, yes her tit is a Colombian boy in my fantasy, one who works a coffee plantation and sells cocaine to rich Hollywood execs, we call him Enrique, but his real name is Raoul…

I don’t know what I’m saying, blame being blinded by the TITTY.

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Sometimes all you need is Sofia Vergara showing you the tools needed to get really famous…even after being a single mother Miami based sugar baby pushing 40, the tits were powerful enough to make dreams come true…so if you’ve been gifted tits…be sure to use them for good which is inherently evil…since the whole entertainment industry is run by freaky satanists pushing agendas…but when you’re just the tits in the mix, none of that matters, cuz they pay you nicely and you can have all the pretty things you probably could have had before you were famous thanks to rich guys, or Colombian Cartel money that funded you, thanks to the tits….tits = options….or at least more options than a college education…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something…I just haven’t figured out what.

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Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL….

Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!…

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