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2017

19

Apr

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day

The only Sophie Turner I know or care about…is Sophie Turner who is forgotten….the hooker from

But this Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones and people fucking love that show and in turn fucking love her – Game of Thrones fans are fucking weird….

Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of Sophie Turner out of Mashed Potatos and semen…

Here she is in a bikini…giving the finger like an ungrateful bitch who doesn’t realize she’s won a lottery by getting cast on this show…

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2014

20

Jun

Flashback Friday – Sophie Turner’s Mug Shots From March of the Day

I just obtained Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh.

For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice…

So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…

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2013

22

Apr

Sophie Turner Cares About Boston of the Day

Sophie Turner has taken an interesting and trashy approach to show her support for Boston, support she is only showing because it’s an opportunity to get people talking about her, you know because we all know girls who look like this are so fucked up, that they only care about themselves and the fact that they’ve failed at the whole getting famous shit and every day that goes by, makes the chances of that success few and far between. There’s not enough botox in the world to make her 30 year old face look like it was 20 again, if anything, it just makes her look like some coked out gutter pornstar trash who has taken too many loads to her face in hopes that this blowjob will lead to actual mainstream work.

I am almost offended that she’s jumping on any opportunity, but even more offended that she’s a fucking lawyer and that this is how she spends her downtime, producing low level, fully clothed porn, when clearly she should be taking double anal. What a waste of an attention whore, but she does have a great ass.

Keep up the philanthropic, show us you care, work, you amazing desperate girl.

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2013

03

Apr

Sophie Turner Awesome Lawyer Booty of the Day

Sophie Turner is my kind of lawyer, you know, one with Daddy issues that are so bad she dropped out of law to be a model who went no where, forcing her to go back to law, but still leaving that taste in her mouth, that she needs to dye her hair and show off that booty, cuz an ass shelf like this can’t go to waste in a courtroom, just slowly getting more and more fat with every case she wins, cuz that is her job. That ass shelf must be put out there on the internet screaming “I may be 30, I may have dropped my modeling childish dreams to get a real high paying job, but my body still got it, at least for now, please hire me, I can’t live with the rejection of my modeling career, and I hate law, even shit pays me a million a year, I just want to be half naked in mindless work, cuz that gets me male attention I crave more than a good career”….kinda thing.


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2013

18

Mar

Sophie Turner Gets Work of the Day

Sophie Turner is a funny story to those of you who have never heard of her…and I am going to assume most of you haven’t…because that’s all part of what makes her story funny….

She’s some Australian who was in law school, but decided that she was too hot for law school, and decided to join a reality show finding what I can assume was the next Glamour Model….but that she likes to call “supermodel competition”….leading her to LA where she got little to no work, was nothing but a bikini body to the paparazzi, and that kept the struggle on until realizing she should go back to law school, cuz this fame shit doesn’t work for everyone…..but she still had the bug….burning in side her…the fire….leading to her self produced twitter pics…and now this shoot with some youtube channel…where she crawls around in her lingerie…for what I can assume she didn’t get pay for…unless you consider someone noticing you…getting paid…and I’m gonna assume she does…

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2013

13

Feb

Sophie Turner Getting Frisky for Social Media of the Day


This reminds me of those college girls from when I used to go to college parties…who would get “so drunk”….that they’d have to make out with each other aggressively….all because they loved the guys cheering them on and celebrating the idea that girls kiss each other…in a time when lesbians and gays were not mainstream or everywhere or trendy…but instead some forbidden thing that happened at slumber parties that we weren’t invited to….and I guess it makes sense that Sophie Turner would be doing that hustle for social media…since she is her her 30s and totally out of touch….but I’ll still post it…

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2013

28

Jan

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day


Sophie Turner is an interesting case of low level model with a dream….a dream that didn’t include her Law Degree she was in school for….a law degree most low level models wish they were capable of getting….but were just too retarded to pull off…..

So as instead of working that gig….she decided to focus on getting half naked and showing off her fake tits and fat ass….unsure of where that could take her into her 30s….she decided to risk it….cuz sometimes the logical 1,000,000 dollars a year you’re already lined up to make as a lawyer….for the rest of your working life….is not as appealing as the 1,000,000 dollars you’ll make in your entire modeling career…if some hip hop act pick you up and get you pregnant…

She’s gone back to law because I guess, like us, she’s figured out that she’s never had a paying modeling job and it was a dumb strategy….but she still has the urge…the craving…the desire to be wanted…so she produces pics of herself in a bikini and that’s ok with me….cuz she’s got a body.


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2013

03

Jan

Sophie Turner Fat Ass in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

With all the legal threats I get from the paparazzi agencies for linking to their pics that they have horrible management of….even though there are 1000 sites posting their pics they have horrible management of….cuz like the porn industry and music industry…they’ve had a hard time adapting to bloggers writing about things they find on the internet that they find funny, pathetic or hot titty in a bikini….not to mention adapting to social media where the celebs and models are posting pics of themselves in bikinis and looking hot….making the paparazzi virtually a useless, evil entity that Bieber has every right killing…

I should hire this Sophie Turner, straight from Australia, moved to LA to become a famous model, but instead ended up like Joanna Krupa, pre-Reality TV, you know low level and forced to go back and finish her Law Degree…but at least she’s got a camera phone and a twitter account….am I right? Cuz I like her in a bikini, but not enough to want her to be famous enough for the evil paparazzi to follow her around…it will feed her ego…while this sense of failure and giving up is a better look….inadequacy always leads to good things…

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2012

06

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Good Lawyer of the Day

I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….

I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….

I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..

But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…

It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…

I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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2012

01

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Lawyer Dressed like a Belly Dancer Slut of the Day


The nice thing about Twitter or all social media for that matter is that when no one wants to take pics of you…you can always take pics of yourself….

Sophie Turner….Law School student turned failed Glamour Model no one cares enough about that she was forced to go back to Law School to become an actual lawyer as her back-up plan if modeling didn’t work out for her…which it didn’t…can still take pics of herself worth looking at….cuz she may not be a playboy playmate…and no one may want her awesome body in their magazines…but twitter can’t say no to her….and I don’t mind watching.

Here is her Belly Dancer slut costume that must have gone over well at the Law Office she’s doing her articling at yesterday. All those corporate lawyers with wives and kids must have loved asking her to go over contracts…with promises that one day she’ll be a partner…when all she really wants is magazine covers…

The whole thing is kinda sad…failed dreams…and that’s probably why I like it.

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2012

25

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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2012

23

Oct

Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour…

I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

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2012

19

Oct

Sophie Turner Ass for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures….

The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

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2012

01

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is some old washed up nobody who never was….She calls herself a supermodel, even though no one has ever heard of her, I guess she’s more into the fake it til you make it philosophy that if you say it enough and say it with authority and confidence, people will believe you…..She did win a modeling contract she dropped out of Law School for, only to get back into Law School when she realized there was no chance she was ever going to be famous, giving her a hook that she’s a Lawyer who poses half naked, someone I wouldn’t mind having represent me or the site, but she does have a rockin’ body…and she puts it out there on the internet cuz that’s what the internet is for…just one step closer to becoming a cam girl…and that’s good.

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2012

06

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is some old, washed up, stripper trash who tried really hard to make it, but never quite made it….

Let’s take a look at her bio from her site:

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children, immersed in a family that practiced the importance of traditional morals and values.

I think that’s all we really need to know about her….and those traditional morals and values, whatever the fuck that mean, involve prostituting herself on the internet, showing off her fake tits…

Her real claim to fame is that she was in law school, but dropped out to pursue her dream of being a slut people jerk off to back in 2001….by 2008, she realized that dream was going no where, so she wen back to school….but as her bio concludes…

Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large.

I am always amazed people like this exist….here are her traditional morals and values half naked on the interner via twitter….

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