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2013

08

Dec

CigarsDirect Bring the Cigars in the Very Merry Stepfather Gift of the Day

CIGARSDIRECT CIGARS aren’t just for Bill Clinton Sex Scandals…They make for the best gift for friends, family or yourself…whether you have a classy father-in-law you want to impress or some ghetto weedhead brother…no one would be against this gift…I used to smoke a cigar a day and I’ll tell you one thing…there is little else that can make you feel like a true gentleman even when doing very non-gentlemen type things….it classes up any situation…there are cigars of all kinds of prices and I’ve never met someone who hasn’t been gifted a cigar they didn’t like….it’s one of the most solid…and remember if you don’t smoke, you can always do the Clinton…it’s the fallback multi-tasking you need….

So get yourself some cigars right now from our friends at CIGARSDIRECT!!!

USE PROMOCODE “Drunkenstepfather ” for 15% off site wide until 12/31/13 at 11:59 pm EST

We recommend the OPUS X or the HEMINGWAY or the PADRON ….but if you’re really into being a Santa hero full of Christmas Miracles…go for the FLOR DE LAS ANTILLAS BOX SET

USE PROMOCODE “Drunkenstepfather ” for 15% off site wide until 12/31/13 at 11:59 pm EST

TO GET YOURSELF CIGARS CLICK HERE
TO SEE OUR OTHER GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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2013

06

Dec

Creepstreet is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

From the sick and twisted minds of the madcreepy creepers come creepy horror movie vibes, this gear is not just for the goths, psychos, sex offenders and perverts you know, but rather for everyone with any level of taste at all…we are a fan and not just saying that…and that’s why we got our stepGIRLS in it…in the washing machine – trying to get rid of the evidence or maybe trying to stay clean…cuz they are so dirty…or at least that’s what we like to think…because dirty girls with their Christmas balls make the holiday season go round….and round and round…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR CREEPSTREET GIFTING ON CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT GUIDE IDEAS VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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2013

05

Dec

Sybian is the Very Merry Holiday Gift of the Day

You know the expression you get what you pay for, well nothing can be more true with SYBIAN …a device, that’s not a toy, but more of an installation piece crafted by engineers and the brightest minds in orgasm making….to give girls the single best experience in their life…and the craziest thing about the SYBIAN is that it is a machine to make girls cum…but it’s stylish enough to keep in the corner of your living room as a show piece…that for some reason…every single girl will want to sit on and see if it can actually make them cum through their pants…and guess what…the SYBIAN always wins..

I have been in rooms full of people, where girl after girl line up to try it, in a fun, party game setting, and that alone is worth the minimal investment, because in case you didn’t know, the girl who falls in love with the SYBIAN usually falls in love with the owner…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOURSELF A SYBIAN IT’S AN INVESTMENT THAT PAYS OFF IN JOY VERY VERY QUICKLY CLICK HERE

NOW GO VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GUIDE

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2013

05

Dec

NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

If you’re Christian, then you know that Christmas is about the toys, and what better way to celebrate Christmas, or really any day with some toys…adult toys…because toys aren’t an age specific thing…the nature of the toy just changes…and once you get over the fact that your dick isn’t technologically advanced, and that engineers can craft something more efficient, then you’ll realize, shit makes for a better time for you…because Orgams…Orgasm are a girl’s best friend and the act of giving her an orgasm will make you a hero..up on some Enrique shit…So give girls orgasms…with these toys , you’ll be better than Santa in their eyes…and that’s a place you want to be…

You can follow NS NOvelties on TWITTER on FACEBOOK or learn about these products on YOUTUBE

TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL stepELVES – We have a 25% Discount Code: NSNDSF use it wisely…

You can see our lovely stepGIRLS posing with the toys here….

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

GET YOURSELF A TOY

To see the Gift Guide CLICK HERE

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2013

03

Dec

HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics.

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT


TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Dec

BCSmokeShop is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

BC SMOKE SHOP is our second day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR

Why? Because we should all smoke weed everyday…especially during the holidays…because let’s face it, dealing with family is pretty shitty, and if you don’t have family, well that’s pretty shitty too, because the holidays can be pretty shitty, so why not do whatever you can do to make it better…

So get this for your granny, your sister, your neighbor or yourself, Vape your way into the future or at least every day and night for the rest of your life…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR WEED SHOPPING STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Dec

Very Merry Holiday Gift Guide Advent Calendar Begins of the Day

There’s a festive annual feature that we do here at DrunkenStepfather.com, where we find 25 awesome, amazing, fun, lovely, generous, sometimes considerate, sometimes obnoxious, sometimes even rude, yet funny or ironic gift ideas to give random people in your life…and we showcase them in the form of an advent calendar…where we release one gift idea per day, modelled by our always lovely and amazing stepGIRLS…

Sure, we’ve come a long way since our first X-Mas guide…back in 2004 THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE …back when I first started my Holiday Gift guides, where I included what I got my wife for X-Mas…

But it’s still the same idea, just better…

So CHECK OUT OUR PHOTOSHOOTS WITH OUR AMAZING STEPGIRLS AND ALL GIFT IDEAS BY VISITING HOLIDAY.DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM DAILY…..

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

December 1 Gift Idea is Rayne Longboards

You can see the stepGIRLS with RAYNE shoot by CLICKING HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

20

Nov

Amazing stepGIRLS Posing with Blush Novelties of the Day

In case you didn’t know, we have a little army of babes we call that @step_girls….

In case you didn’t know, we’ve done all kinds of SHOOTS BEFORE THIS ONE…and all are lovely and amazing…but not quite as lovely as this one…because they just keep getting better and better…

Tonight’s shoot has a very intense storyline of stepGIRL vs stepGIRL…their weapons BLUSH NOVELTIES …in the form of strapONs and other luxury items that murder their vaginas…in a good way…by killing each other through orgasm…the highlight of the shoot was that my side bitch could be a part of it…it was a much prouder moment than all the other times I’ve blown her up…..

These pictures were shot by the ever romantic and lovely…international man of mystery who we call MR COMS and they are greatness….just look for yourself…

To get yourself in on some of the action…all you need is SOME OF THESE so get shop for Blush Novelties Toys at Sextoy.com

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2013

29

Oct

Naked stepGIRLS in Nature of the Day

The stepGIRLS @saniamallory and Macbud went on a booze soaked nature retreat at a lake house set deep in the woods…where they stripped down and played together like a happy stepFAMILY in their DrunkenSweatshop Gear until deciding to really get in touch with nature…by stripping out of it…because as you know it isn’t a successful nature retreat until the group of babes you are with get completely naked…in some artistic nudes…and the only regret I have was not being there…

The stepGIRLS are so hot in their DrunkenSweatshop Gear that the pics got picked up by Arsenic Magazine before we even posted them….

Pics shot by Northtropper

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms

Enjoy…

GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE

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2013

04

Oct

Amazing #stepGIRL in American Apparel of the Day

We like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes that fun leads us to magical places like a white bathroom, with a beautiful girl, in white AMERICAN APPAREL …looking like an angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives a little better…if only there were more of her that we could each have one for ourselves…but unfortunately life isn’t that fair…or nice…and this #stepGIRL is one of a kind…and that is just one of her…leaving us with only one option and that is to write her love poems until she cracks and sees the love we always knew was there.….or you can just look at the pictures of her…cuz she’s amazing…

These were shot by a guy who we call Monsieur Coms

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Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

27

Sep

stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

THey are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL and looking good.

THey were shot by Monsieur Coms

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2013

27

Sep

Claudia Romani Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

In life, you can’t please everyone…

Here’s bikini model, paparazzi queen who seems to be shot by the paparazzi while in a bikini everyday…telling me how much she cares about me…

I feel the love in her voice, I think she’s just playing hard to get….

Follow me CLICK HERE

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2013

26

Sep

Posing with a stepGIRL with Headblade of the Day

For those of you who wanted more of me to masturbate to, your dreams have been answered…you know put a little mask to these words you get boners for…because I posed with my girl MACBUD in a shoot by Julien Archambeault …with a hairy mask and a dream motherfuckers..a dream I could stare into this #stepGIRLS sheer panties til the end of fucking time…

We’re posing with HEADBLADE …because we like head…blade…dripping off our faces…

I’m talking about the pre-shave, shave, and after shave creams…you pervert…

HEADBLADE … makes being a balding awkward dude far cooler..cuz girls actually find a shaved head hotter than the pedophile receding / thinning hairline you’re rocking…

So do it for the girls, and maybe they’ll let you see your vagina like they were a #stepGIRL…but I doubt it…hot fucking times…

If you’re bald or balding, or if you know someone who is bald or balding GET THIS because Rosie Huntington Whitely likes shaved heads…and this makes shaved heads easy to have…

Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

20

Sep

Ariel Rebel and the stepGIRLS Hot in American Apparel of the Day

We got a few of our amazing stepGIRLS and Ariel Rebel together for a photoshoot at Notorious Barbershop….where I didn’t technically get to shave any legs or vaginas…but I did with my fucking mind…

The girls are wearing the ALWAYS HOT SHEER AND EROTIC AMERICAN APPAREL ….and very little else…

It was a hot hot night I still masturbate to…and here are some of the pics…

If you want to dress yourself, or your bitch up like these babes CLICK HERE

Pics shot by MONSIEUR COMS

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