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2013

16

Dec

stepGIRLS in HUF of the Day

Our step girls got into some wild and amazing fun with HUF Worldwide and our friend Monsieur Coms got the pics…

Enjoy this DrunkenStepfather.com Original while I nap.

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2013

13

Dec

Poler Stuff is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

Poler Stuff is a maker of top quality stuff for people of all walks of life…and we decided to use their NAPSACK , which I like to call a Christmas Miracle, the perfect Christmas Miracle, that is a borderline insane, but totally genius jacket/sleeping bag hybrid for the traveler, the camper, the body bag fetishist who doesn’t like being cold…

It looks good on our stepGIRLS, but then again what doesn’t…they are a great way to introduce you to all the amazing gift ideas they have for you to use on your loved ones..that you can even give to homeless people cuz it’s better than a homeless shelter

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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2013

12

Dec

New Regime is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

NEW REGIME is all you need this holiday season, or pretty much ever. Whether it is for you, or for someone that you love, hate or owe money to…everyone involved will be that much happier…

Don’t ruin Christmas and with NEW REGIME you can’t ruin Christmas… just look at the tequila soaked gingerbread man…shit’s as magical as Santa

Just quit fucking around and GET SOME OF THEIR AMAZING GEAR

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET NEW REGIME GEAR – WHICH HAPPENS TO BE ON 50% OFF FOR A LIMITED UNDETERMINED TIME CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE CLICK HERE

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2013

10

Dec

Muir-Way is the Very Merry Holiday Gift Idea of the Day

MUIR-WAY make some pretty amazing wall art for pretty much any room in your one room apartment…but more importantly, their wall art can be doubled as a great gift to pretty much anyone…even for those not into maps of national parks…cuz they look pretty cool and sometimes you don’t need to be a hippie granola weirdo to be down with national parks….sure I may not like nature, or hiking, and I prefer my national parks to be in map form…so I don’t have to fuck with nature….and creepy park rangers…that’s why MUIR-WAY is the only way…

They are also a good way to decide where to hide the body…

PHOTOS SHOT BY JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

GO AND GET YOURSELF SOME NATIONAL PARK MAPS CLICK HERE

VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

09

Dec

MVMT Watches are the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

MVMT WATCHES are an amazing way to help you always be on time, whether it is for valid reasons like making meetings with random fat girls your meet off the internet, illegal reasons like timing how long you have left with a girl you just “met” in a club before the sedatives wear off, perverted reasons like timing how long between solo sessions to win the contest on your competitive baiting forum you’re a part of…you can agree that a watch is an amazing gift for anyone and everyone. You can’t have too many watches. No one can…so give ..

It is the Christmas Season, it is the time of caring is sharing, giving and goodwill towards man…time with family and friends, making memories that celebrate jesus with gifts… to the freaks and the normals in your life….with MVMT WATCHES

But if you’re looking for something better than watches…look at stepGIRLS wearing them…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES TO LOVE YOU MORE EVEN THOUGH YOU DISAPPOINT ME CLICK HERE

TO SEE OUR OTHER GIFT IDEAS PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

08

Dec

CigarsDirect Bring the Cigars in the Very Merry Stepfather Gift of the Day

CIGARSDIRECT CIGARS aren’t just for Bill Clinton Sex Scandals…They make for the best gift for friends, family or yourself…whether you have a classy father-in-law you want to impress or some ghetto weedhead brother…no one would be against this gift…I used to smoke a cigar a day and I’ll tell you one thing…there is little else that can make you feel like a true gentleman even when doing very non-gentlemen type things….it classes up any situation…there are cigars of all kinds of prices and I’ve never met someone who hasn’t been gifted a cigar they didn’t like….it’s one of the most solid…and remember if you don’t smoke, you can always do the Clinton…it’s the fallback multi-tasking you need….

So get yourself some cigars right now from our friends at CIGARSDIRECT!!!

USE PROMOCODE “Drunkenstepfather ” for 15% off site wide until 12/31/13 at 11:59 pm EST

We recommend the OPUS X or the HEMINGWAY or the PADRON ….but if you’re really into being a Santa hero full of Christmas Miracles…go for the FLOR DE LAS ANTILLAS BOX SET

USE PROMOCODE “Drunkenstepfather ” for 15% off site wide until 12/31/13 at 11:59 pm EST

TO GET YOURSELF CIGARS CLICK HERE
TO SEE OUR OTHER GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

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2013

06

Dec

Creepstreet is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

From the sick and twisted minds of the madcreepy creepers come creepy horror movie vibes, this gear is not just for the goths, psychos, sex offenders and perverts you know, but rather for everyone with any level of taste at all…we are a fan and not just saying that…and that’s why we got our stepGIRLS in it…in the washing machine – trying to get rid of the evidence or maybe trying to stay clean…cuz they are so dirty…or at least that’s what we like to think…because dirty girls with their Christmas balls make the holiday season go round….and round and round…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR CREEPSTREET GIFTING ON CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT GUIDE IDEAS VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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2013

05

Dec

Sybian is the Very Merry Holiday Gift of the Day

You know the expression you get what you pay for, well nothing can be more true with SYBIAN …a device, that’s not a toy, but more of an installation piece crafted by engineers and the brightest minds in orgasm making….to give girls the single best experience in their life…and the craziest thing about the SYBIAN is that it is a machine to make girls cum…but it’s stylish enough to keep in the corner of your living room as a show piece…that for some reason…every single girl will want to sit on and see if it can actually make them cum through their pants…and guess what…the SYBIAN always wins..

I have been in rooms full of people, where girl after girl line up to try it, in a fun, party game setting, and that alone is worth the minimal investment, because in case you didn’t know, the girl who falls in love with the SYBIAN usually falls in love with the owner…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOURSELF A SYBIAN IT’S AN INVESTMENT THAT PAYS OFF IN JOY VERY VERY QUICKLY CLICK HERE

NOW GO VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GUIDE

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2013

05

Dec

NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

If you’re Christian, then you know that Christmas is about the toys, and what better way to celebrate Christmas, or really any day with some toys…adult toys…because toys aren’t an age specific thing…the nature of the toy just changes…and once you get over the fact that your dick isn’t technologically advanced, and that engineers can craft something more efficient, then you’ll realize, shit makes for a better time for you…because Orgams…Orgasm are a girl’s best friend and the act of giving her an orgasm will make you a hero..up on some Enrique shit…So give girls orgasms…with these toys , you’ll be better than Santa in their eyes…and that’s a place you want to be…

You can follow NS NOvelties on TWITTER on FACEBOOK or learn about these products on YOUTUBE

TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL stepELVES – We have a 25% Discount Code: NSNDSF use it wisely…

You can see our lovely stepGIRLS posing with the toys here….

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

GET YOURSELF A TOY

To see the Gift Guide CLICK HERE

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2013

03

Dec

HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics.

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT


TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Dec

BCSmokeShop is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

BC SMOKE SHOP is our second day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR

Why? Because we should all smoke weed everyday…especially during the holidays…because let’s face it, dealing with family is pretty shitty, and if you don’t have family, well that’s pretty shitty too, because the holidays can be pretty shitty, so why not do whatever you can do to make it better…

So get this for your granny, your sister, your neighbor or yourself, Vape your way into the future or at least every day and night for the rest of your life…

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

TO GET YOUR WEED SHOPPING STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Dec

Very Merry Holiday Gift Guide Advent Calendar Begins of the Day

There’s a festive annual feature that we do here at DrunkenStepfather.com, where we find 25 awesome, amazing, fun, lovely, generous, sometimes considerate, sometimes obnoxious, sometimes even rude, yet funny or ironic gift ideas to give random people in your life…and we showcase them in the form of an advent calendar…where we release one gift idea per day, modelled by our always lovely and amazing stepGIRLS…

Sure, we’ve come a long way since our first X-Mas guide…back in 2004 THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE …back when I first started my Holiday Gift guides, where I included what I got my wife for X-Mas…

But it’s still the same idea, just better…

So CHECK OUT OUR PHOTOSHOOTS WITH OUR AMAZING STEPGIRLS AND ALL GIFT IDEAS BY VISITING HOLIDAY.DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM DAILY…..

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT

December 1 Gift Idea is Rayne Longboards

You can see the stepGIRLS with RAYNE shoot by CLICKING HERE

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2013

20

Nov

Amazing stepGIRLS Posing with Blush Novelties of the Day

In case you didn’t know, we have a little army of babes we call that @step_girls….

In case you didn’t know, we’ve done all kinds of SHOOTS BEFORE THIS ONE…and all are lovely and amazing…but not quite as lovely as this one…because they just keep getting better and better…

Tonight’s shoot has a very intense storyline of stepGIRL vs stepGIRL…their weapons BLUSH NOVELTIES …in the form of strapONs and other luxury items that murder their vaginas…in a good way…by killing each other through orgasm…the highlight of the shoot was that my side bitch could be a part of it…it was a much prouder moment than all the other times I’ve blown her up…..

These pictures were shot by the ever romantic and lovely…international man of mystery who we call MR COMS and they are greatness….just look for yourself…

To get yourself in on some of the action…all you need is SOME OF THESE so get shop for Blush Novelties Toys at Sextoy.com

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2013

11

Oct

stepGIRLS Wrestling in American Apparel of the Day

In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally…

In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous,

They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love…

These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms

Enjoy…

GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE

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2013

04

Oct

Amazing #stepGIRL in American Apparel of the Day

We like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes that fun leads us to magical places like a white bathroom, with a beautiful girl, in white AMERICAN APPAREL …looking like an angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives a little better…if only there were more of her that we could each have one for ourselves…but unfortunately life isn’t that fair…or nice…and this #stepGIRL is one of a kind…and that is just one of her…leaving us with only one option and that is to write her love poems until she cracks and sees the love we always knew was there.….or you can just look at the pictures of her…cuz she’s amazing…

These were shot by a guy who we call Monsieur Coms

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