Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate….

The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..

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Henrietta Hellberg in some weird bondage mask fetish shoot for some photographer….reminding us that fashion is weirder, more hardcore, more awkward than porn a lot of the times…only fashion gets corporate sponsorship cuz they draw the line at shitting in each other’s mouths…and even if they didn’t…they have the public so brainwashed into thinking what they do isn’t just shat out by idiots saying “how can we be obscure to keep up this lie”…and not actual “visionaries”…cuz the visionaries are all schizophrenic freaks institutionalized….or homeless…doing their masterpieces in feces on public bathroom walls….fashion…the billion dollar industry scam…

Either way, here’s this shoot – so obsccure….

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Our partners over on CREEP STREET have a lot of fucking fun….they make clothes, throw parties, have an all around good time and the thing about good times…is that girls love good times…and flock towards good times…and the other thing about girls who love good times…is that they like getting naughty…especially with promises of fame, fortune, exposure, or even a free t-shirt…and with that comes great pics…

The shirt I’ve been rocking the last month is THE TRB …cuz I like three tits…since I have three nipples….but I’d rather be rocking some of these babes….

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I may have THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE IN THE FUCKING GAME …but LOVE magazine comes in a close second with their half naked hot model video advent calendar featuring babes like IRINA SHAYK, PIXIE GELDOF, DAISY LOWE, ANNE V, JESSICA STAM, ELIZA CUMMINGS, KELLY BROOK, Alessandra Ambrosio, LILY DONALDSON fuck does this list ever end…..SUKI WATERHOUSE……DREE HEMINGWAY…Abigail Clancy….shit just go to LOVE MAGAZINE to see the entire calendar…

But this wouldn’t be a stepfather post without posting some of my favorties….but for the record all of them are amazing…

IRINA SHAYK:

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO:

PIXIE GELDOF:

DAISY LOWE:

DREE HEMINGWAY:

CARA DELEVINGNE:

ABBEY CLANCY:

ANNE V:

FRIDA GUSTAVSSON:

JESSICA STAM:

ELIZA CUMMINGS:

KELLY BROOK:

SUKI WATERHOUSE:

LILY DONALDSON:

Tis the season..for the Very Merry Stepfather Holiday GIFT GUIDE .

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Karmaloop is our sponsor and thus part of the reason the site exists because on my own…I am just annoying…insignificant…and unable to pay server costs to bring you all this amazing shit every fucking day that isn’t a weekend…

They are throwing an awesome 50 Shades of black friday sale….

You should take fucking advantage of it….because in getting awesome deals..on awesome gear…that will get you laid….you’re also making me hooker money…that will get me laid…and that’s the best fucking deal in the game….

If you’re not into it…you can just look at this model I want to get pregnant I pulled off their site to masturbate to later…cuz she’s lovely…

It’s a win for everyone….

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People hate that I put up catalog shoots for lingerie companies, bikini companies, of unknown models half naked…because I like to celebrate models getting paid a decent day rate that makes it worth taking time off their waitressing jobs….promoting for companies who don’t pay me…more than I like posting on celebrity trash that are barely hot….and that the media shoves down our fucking throats…trying to make us think they matter..when in the grand scheme of things…they fucking don’t matter at all….but I guess you could argue that nothing fucking matters, we are insignificant and it is the end of the world…if not officially…it might as well be…since we are just little blips on the radar that are alive for a split second in the history of humanity…but that would be fucking depressing…so look at these Australians modeling funny bikinis and bathings suits instead…cuz they make our short time here more fun.

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So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day….

The models are:

Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender

They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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