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2017

20

Apr

stepGIRLS vs Thick Ass Glass Snapchat Takoever of the Day

It’s still 420, and if you’re not spending you’re day laying in bed, or on the fucking floor, or in a park, with at least one girl getting high all day…well, you’re a lot like me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it, or think it’s a wonderful thing, for a community of smokers to get high all day and fuck the way the good life is meant to be…

Fuck work, fuck the system, fuck it all…motherfuckers…and do it with some amazing Glassware….like your granny always told you…bust out the best China for any celebration…

So if you’re gonna smoke, you gotta do it right and get up on one of these amazing water pipes from THICK ASS GLASS

They are amazing, to watch a girl play with, or to smoke with….get yours now, tell them Jesus sent you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Featured Post|stepGIRLS

2017

20

Apr

stepGIRLS vs Wickie Pipes for 420 Snapchat Takeover of the Day

It’s 420 and sure, I feel like a high school twat wishing people a happy 420, I’m a drunk and substance abuser, but I’m no weed smoking hippie, who needs to cuddle my friends in the park at 4:20 today….

That said, I love the weed seen, I love the weed people, I love that weed is legal, I love girls who smoke weed, I think it’s inspiring, amazing, and whether I smoke or not, I can say weed is a fucking win….

So we partnered up with WickiePipes , who sell amazing products, and had a stepGIRL Snapchat takeover with the goodies, which was amazing, perfect, and glorious….

So if you’re gonna smoke out of a pipe and you should…visit WickiePipes.com

Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2017

10

Apr

Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day

We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit…..

This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done….

Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy…

You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible…

So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can….

BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy…

GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE

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2016

25

Nov

Genius Pipes Shoot Because Black Friday Lives Matter of the Day

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We’ve been working with the smart people at GENIUS PIPES for the last month – and it’s been a magical experience, even for me, who doesn’t even smoke weed, it’s called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER you know…DRUNKEN…but I can still appreciate getting fucked up…and I can also appreciate legalizing natural substances that are healthier than legalized booze and tobacco…so I am a fan of everything weed….

I am also a fan of girls getting half naked and posing with products for our friend ImageFolio because if you’re going to shop for great product, especially on Black Friday, it should be mandatory that the store clerks dress like this amazingness…

Her name is @ilvykokomo – and she’s pretty fucking amazing on all fronts…she’s from Latvia, a country that I’ve been told has the hottest, most amazing women, but none quite as lovely as this magic and is worth visiting, not that she still lives in Latvia, but respect where she’s come from…and where she’s going….because she is everything….

Here are the pics…..


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2016

16

Feb

stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

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I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad.

So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk…

Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”…

Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good…

Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail…


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Posted in:SFW|stepGIRLS

2016

21

Jan

Billie Jane by Julien for stepGIRLS of the Day

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Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap…

You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out..

Well…

We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves…

With Love,

Jesus Martinez…
DrunkenStepfather.com

Posted in:Originals|stepGIRLS

2015

07

Jul

Anita By ImgaeFolio of the Day

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Our friend IMAGEFOLIO too some pictures of the amazing, lovely, magical… Anita Zolt ….that I wasn’t invited to attend, because everyone thinks I am weird, especially, when I am masturbating in the corner…with random household objects…it’s weird, I get it, but I thought we were in this together…and I blame Anita Zolt for being so magical…

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2015

18

Jun

stepGIRLS Snapchat VS Camwithher of the Day

We are friends with some girls who use / perform on / get naked and masturbate because it is fun on CAMWITHHER

THe reality is that I am friends with girls who cam because girls who cam are not only more fun, they also understand the importance of getting naked on the internet from the comfort of their own home as an easier way to maximize their hotness, their sexting, and even their time…

I’ve seen countless girls make 1000 dollars a day on CAM…while the same girl makes 100 bucks doing some shitty job…no brainer right…and it’s not even doing porn…it’s just being awesome…

Either way, in being friends and a recruiter for cam girls everywhere, it was only natural for us to get them to do a little preview for you on our snapchat – search stepGIRLS….It was pretty fucking magical…and here is the highlight reel…

For more stepGIRLS snapchat…open up snapchat and add stepGIRLS….

For more babes naked…and masturbating to fall in love with….visit CLICK HERE

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2015

28

May

stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet by Vongsawat “Champagne Showers” of the Day

Creep Street x StepGIRLS presents: CHAMPAGNE SHOWERS! from Creep Street on Vimeo.

This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”….

Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne…

We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it…

But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun…

So the perverts are @creepstreet and for @step_girls …all while @cvongsawat documented it…

The babes are: @theminadoll
Here are the pics:

Via chrisvongsawat.com

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2015

22

May

#TBT stepGIRLS American Flag in Times Square Video for Memorial Day of the Day

Happy Memorial Day America….Here’s our #stepGIRLS tribute from Last Year….on the Fourth of July…because Recycling is awesome…

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